Fit Throwing Hell Ride
[Verse 1]
On October 11th, 1995, at 1 o'clock PM
I went on a nerve-shattering hell ride on the 50 Damen bus
It was no fun at all
I heard no joy ride music
All I heard was hell ride profanity shattering my ass by a mean schizophrenia demon

[Chorus]
Fit throwing hell ride
Fit throwing hell ride
Fit throwing hell ride
Fit throwing hell ride

[Verse 2]
As I rode the 50 Damen bus, I spooked the passengers on board
I also told the male bus driver to suck my Doberman's dick
He got so tired of my bullshit
He told me to shut my foul mouth up

[Chorus]
Fit throwing hell ride
Fit throwing hell ride
Fit throwing hell ride
Fit throwing hell ride
[Verse 3]
As I got off the bus at Diversey, I told the male bus driver to suck my Doberman's ass
He then got up out of the driver's seat of the bus
He chased me a half a block down the street
He threatened to clock me upside of the head with a transfer puncher

[Chorus]
Fit throwing hell ride
Fit throwing hell ride
Fit throwing hell ride
Fit throwing hell ride

[Outro]
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