Act My Age
Verse:
All the stuff I swore would never even cross my mind
Starts to crowd my head as soon as I'm 25
I'm old enough to realize I've got some growin' up to do
Oh no, but not just yet
I have to get a second job 'cause I don't make enough
My bank accounts overdrawn and my credit sucks
I'm holding out for paid vacation days and a 401k plan
But I don't know what that is

Chorus:
I don't ever want to get myself together and act my age
I don't ever want to get my shit together and act my age

Verse:
Attention span's too short for the radio
But long enough to make it through a music video
I wanna go back to the days when all the rules were mine to make
Do over, let's start again

Chorus:
I don't ever want to get myself together and act my age
I don't ever want to get my shit together and act my age
Bridge:
Why can't we just play pretend?
C'mon I'll be your best friend
I'll tell you every place I hide
Cover my face but I stare between
My fingers at the scary scenes
And try to find a chair before the music stops

Chorus:
I don't ever want to get myself together and act my age
I won't ever... show me where it says I have to act my age
I won't ever act my age
I won't ever act my age