Necronomiclean
[Skit: Billy Obey]
Hello Xulligans (Hello Xulligans)
I'm Billy Obey and I'm here to tell you about a wonderful product called Necronomiclean
It's amazing (wow)
Watch how Necronomiclean unleashes the power of the old gods (woo)
Making good-hearted humans a total piece of shit, it's like magic
For corpse stains Necronomiclean is a must (trust me)
It goes down deep underneath (what)
Piss? Shit?
To get rid of the stain and the odor, Necronomiclean-it
Have you ever gotten snail-trails on your pants and couldn't get rid of the mess (whoopsie)
Necronomiclean-it
Have you ever needed to clean up a crime scene in a hurry (yah)
Try our travel-sized Necronomiclean, good for any occasion (okay)
Ladies, we know you've seen some red rivers (yeah)
Have you ever gone through the embarrassing traumatizing experience of the floodgates opening without warning (I wish I hadn't)
Necronomiclean that Mount Rushmore natural disaster (Mount Rushmore, fuck you)
If you save one pair of jeans from that mess it pays for itself (cha-ching)
Have you ever puked in your mask from exuding too much energy when performing for a massive crowd of fifteen (ugh ugh)?
Sixteen if you count the fat bitches too, Necronomiclean it (that's a huge bitch)
Add a scoop of Necronomiclean to every load of crack you shovel in that pipe
It'll boost your high and not show up in any drug test (bling bling)
Don't mind the stinking rotten flesh you'll start to acquire, Necronomiclean it
Some skin covers say no chlorine or bleach, fuck that
We say drink that shit out of a martini glass with your pinky in the air you fruity bitch (mmm)
Call 740-SIN-EVIL if you wish to relinquish your soul in exchange for one eight ounce box of Necronomiclean. All actors are paid and high, any complaints or questions please mail into the Church of Xul at 2005 5th Street, Portsmouth, Ohio
We will more than likely not respond cause we do not give a shit about you or your soul
Try Necronomiclean, it's amazing!