I Hate Joker Mains
(I look like Joker from Persona 5)
(I hate Joker players)
(Playing Joker with your shitty WiFi, actually unironically thinking you're good)
(You guys are so ass, bro)
(Mom, did you wash my Futaba body pillow yet?)
(I watched a Joker win an online weekly, and then he went 1-2 in like, his local tournament.  So ass bro)
(I look just like Joker from Persona 5)

I hate Joker mains
Joker mains are bad (ay)
I hate Joker mains
Joker mains are bad (they're bad)
I hate Joker mains
All of y'all mash (mashers)
I hate Joker mains
Joker mains are bad (skrrt)
Mashing all the time
And your shitty WiFi (huh?)
That's why you go 1-2 offline (ha!)
I can read your minds
Thеy operate in hives (thеy do)
No you do not look like Joker from Persona 5 (yuh)
Down guns were nerfed
Now that's my kinda W
Joker main on quickplay
That's why I'm one-and-done-ing you (yuh)
I'm in the place
With a smile on my face (okay)
'Till I see the Joker main
Then my smile is erased (not okay)

Good lord
Why do y'all smell like ass (ew)
Rebel's Guard in disadvantage won't help you with that (nah)
You walk in the venue smellin' poopie
And you knew it (ew)
The only good thing about Mementos is the music
Goddang
Persona weebs are gonna get slang
Goddang (skrrt)
They'll take an L just like the Villy Gang
Goddang
Edgeguard your effin' ledge hang
Goddang
Two frame
When you get Arsene
Goddang
I hate Joker mains
Joker mains are bad (trash!)
I hate Joker mains
Joker mains are bad
I hate Joker mains
All of y'all mash (masher!)
I hate Joker mains
Joker mains are bad (skrrt)
Mashing all the time
And your shitty WiFi (get LAN!)
That's why you go 1-2 offline
I can read your minds
They operate in hives (they do!)
No you do not look like Joker from Persona 5

Now, I like MKLeo
And I'll say that man is a legend (yes)
But look at the gap between him
And the Joker that is second best (wow) (damn)
Woah
That gap is huge
Just like how carried mid-level Jokers are (oooh)
Dragdown up-air
Can suck these balls (yeah!)
Arsene no doubt
Carries you all (ay)
Persona fans like 15 year olds
Illegal by a landslide
That's why Atlus stays
Milking your franchise (oooh)
And if you're really pissed then
You can moneymatch me (oh!)
Don't waste your time
With a comment that I won't read
Tay-tack, Amiya's on my sack
No cap (no cap!)
Joker mains pissed that Arsene won't come back (hahaha!)
Mash on my shield
And get punished for being ass (you're ass)
I will take your neutral
And I'll throw it in the trash (skrrt)

Jit
That's why your fundies are shit (they're shit)
That's why they aren't gonna make Persona 6 (nah)
That's why women don't wanna be
In your radius
You win your losers round one
Your ego inflates like a blimp (a blimp!)
Joker mains are simps
And they also are jims
Without that character as a crutch
All of y'all would limp (oooh)

I hate Joker mains (yeah)
Joker mains are bad (they're bad)
I hate Joker mains (okay!)
Joker mains are bad (ay, what? huh?)
I hate Joker mains
All of y'all mash (mash!)
I hate Joker mains (that's true)
Joker mains are bad
Mashing all the time
And your shitty WiFi (shitty WiFi)
That's why you go 1-2 offline (yeah)
I can read your minds
They operate in hives (hives)
And you do not look like Joker from Persona 5 (hoo)

(Oh, uh, after a long exhausting day
Of playing Joker in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate)
(I'm gonna cuddle with my Futaba body pillow)
(Oh Futaba)
(Come to papa)