Any Old Iron
Any old iron
Any old iron
Any, any, any old iron
You look sweet
Talk about a treat
You look dapper
From your napper to your feet

Well, you’re dressed in style
With a brand new smile
Your father’s old green tie on
Well, I wouldn’t give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron
Old iron

Any old iron
Any old iron
Any, any, any old iron
You look sweet
Talk about a treat
You look dapper
From your napper to your feet
Well, you’re dressed in style
With a brand new smile
Your father’s old green tie on
Well, I wouldn’t give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron
Old iron

Any old iron
Any old iron
Any, any, any old iron
You look sweet
Talk about a treat
You look dapper
From your napper to your feet

Well, you’re dressed in style
With a brand new smile
Father’s old green tie on
Well, I wouldn’t give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron
Old iron

Any old iron
Any old iron
Any, any, any old iron
You look sweet
Talk about a treat
You look dapper
From your napper to your feet
Well, you’re dressed in style
With a brand new smile
Your father’s old green tie on
Well, I wouldn’t give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron
Old iron

“How’s your father?”
“Alright!”