Peculiar
There was a crazy guy
There was a crazy girl
He said, why don't you open right up?
I bet you'd pour right out

Or I could pour right into you you you you...

She became his crazy wife: Peculiar
They had a crazy son who laughed in the rain
For a week or 2, he went quite peculiar
But it turned out ok he went crazy again

Don't make them laugh, or they will LAUGH at you...
Don't piss them off, or they will piss on you...
Don't make them crack !!
Or they will crack...you.... in 2 2 2 2........

Peculiar, Peculiar, Peculiar
I'm not cool anymore, stay with me honey
Stay with me honey
I'm not COOL anymore, stay with me honey
Stay with me honey, Peculiar
Peculiar, Peculiar, Peculiar
Stay with me honey
Peculiar, I'm not cool anymore
Stay with me honey

I'm not cool anymore
Stay with me honey
Peculiar
I'm not cool anymore
Stay with me honey