Shannon
I don't wanna be your friend, Shannon
I wanna drag the river, drink myself dry
Oh, but I don't wanna be your friend, Shannon

I don't wanna be your friend, Shannon
I wanna make a scene, at the Middle East
Oh, and I don't wanna be your friend, Shannon

Holy moly, what do you want me to do?
And don't accuse me of accusing you
'Cause that doesn't work
I'm sorry, but it doesn't work
Oh, Shannon, oh

I just wanna be your pet, Shannon
I just wanna be your pet
I wanna have your praises, sleep at your feet
Oh, but I don't wanna be your pup, Shannon
I don't wanna be your pup, Shannon

Oh, come on Shannon, let's go wallow and rue
And you'll convince me that your feelings are true
But that doesn't work
Oh, that doesn't work
Oh, Shannon, oh
But I love you still
I love you still
I always will

I just wanna be your man, Shannon
I wanna be your right hand, Shannon
I wanna have your babies, take your last name
But I'm probably gonna just get drunk, Shannon
I'm gonna go get drunk, Shannon
I'm gonna go get drunk
I'm gonna go get drunk
Oh, tonight I'm gonna get drunk, Shannon