Grand Bahama Scheme
[Chorus]
It’s a Grand Bahama scheme
Got my ass in the sand
With a cold one in hand
Just living my dream
‘Cause it’s a Grand Bahama scheme

[Verse 1]
So it started to rain
As I exit the plane
And I leave with my cargo in hand
Guitar by my side
I’ve decided to hide
And join in a tropical band

[Chorus]
It’s a Grand Bahama scheme
Got my ass in the sand
With a cold one in hand
Just living my dream
‘Cause it’s a Grand Bahama scheme
[Verse 2]
So won’t you take my advice
I won’t tell you this twice
Jimmy has the right idea
Going down to the islands
Gonna fish those pilings
I’ll buy you a couple of beers

[Chorus]
It’s a Grand Bahama scheme
Got my ass in the sand
With a cold one in hand
Just living my dream
‘Cause it’s a Grand Bahama scheme

[Verse 3]
The boss tries to call
I do nothing at all
As I lay in my hammock all day
I’m not going back
That old life was an act
For the rest of my life I will stay

[Chorus]
It’s a Grand Bahama scheme
Got my ass in the sand
With a cold one in hand
Just living my dream
‘Cause it’s a Grand Bahama scheme
[Chorus]
It’s a Grand Bahama scheme
Got my ass in the sand
With a cold one in hand
Just living my dream
‘Cause it’s a Grand Bahama scheme

[Outro]
It’s a Grand Bahama scheme
It’s a Grand Bahama scheme
It’s a Grand Bahama scheme