​turkey in the straw
[prod. by mr. master]

[verse 1: mr. master]
I was strollin’ with my girlie on a sunny summer day
When the wind came and tried to take my gal away
Saw the breeze start a-risin’ like I never saw before
That's the reason why I don't see my gal no more
Three and a quarter. Pound and a half
Sheep to the slaughter. Cows and the calves
On the stage one mic one check one two
Who’d’ve thought that the kid'd be rappin' better than you?

[verse 2: mr. master]
On the squad, I don't ever spend a dollar on a bitch
I don't give no fucks and I don't take no shit
Only trash what I'm hearin’ now. As far as I can see
It ain't no one that's out that's rappin’ better than me
What you need? I got all you ever wanted for the low
All the dopeheads follow everywhere I go
I don't know why they're always in my corner tryna play
Made a killin’ from chillin’ on my ass all day
Red one, the black one, blue one, the green
Which one was that one? What do you mean?
Tried to beat it outta Dodge but I didn't get far
'cause a man with a tow truck repossessed my car
[verse 3: mr. master]
Make it bounce. I don't ever waste my money. Not a ounce
'Less a stack spent shoppin’ at the GameStop counts
Unannounced, head to Comic Con and sneak myself inside
With the burner and turn 'er up to DEFCON 5. It's alive!
I just upgraded charisma on my stats
Yeah, the song sound silly but the song still slap! What was that?
Serotonin shift a serpent from a staff. Hallelujah!
Who out here really rappin’ like that? Bang!
Titanic sink ice. Jump up out the face
Pleaded me my fifth right. Step up off my case
Had to shove a little somethin’ in the oven, let that bake
Said the suspect still at large and somewhere runnin’ to this day
Does your face feel numb when you hear a shitty pun?
Does the Sisyphus myth just have you swallowin' your tongue?
Take this jagged little pill and let it pull you to the sun
Let the place go dumb

[outro: mr. master]
Stupid