Token Joyous Tune About Scorpions And Their Place In Modern Society
Supreme beings, zodiac signs, slow nothingness
Baby's bottle, magnetic attraction in a maze
To bring together two forces in egypt

Sole:
Oh look at this, what a beautiful day in egypt

Alias:
Creating rock structures to baffle future fellows

Sole:
We're builders, the best of the masons of tomorrow

Alias:
Wiping beads of sweat as i squint my eyes narrow

Sole:
Narrow-sighted me like stones in brain surgery, i'm bald headed

Alias:
Aching feet and back are a part of my day
Sole:
Daytime, nighttime, always got to work, work, work-time

Alias:
Sleep-time, no time to find, found nothing

Sole:
But i got a big old headache building up

Alias:
In the sky, a phenomenon on this

Sole:
This is the reason that we had to make a song about it

Alias:
The sun and the moon on the verge of a merge, what's next?

Sole:
Is the sun burning holes in my eyes? ouch!

Alias:
I'm tired of swatting at these gosh darn flies

Sole:
Me, oh my, oh it smells like camel dung
Alias:
And my eye liner's melting in the sun

Sole:
Thank god for the aliens, 'cause now we have sunglasses

Alias:
My arms are perpetually at ninety degree angles

Sole:
We are better than the greeks, and smarter than the romans

Alias:
It's getting darker now, the crescent sun is disappearing

Sole:
But i'm afraid of the big bad sun god

Alias:
Backing over and over in disbelief

Sole:
It's not really the end, why you getting in that spaceship?

Alias:
But the sun's a halo, and now i'm getting cold
It's a wonderful day to die
The sun and the moon collide in the sky
So burn all your crops and hide your kids
We made the sun mad, i wonder what we did

It's a wonderful day to die
The sun and the moon collide in the sky
He's so far away, i wonder if he hears me
Oh look, everyone is going crazy!

Sole:
I once had a dream that everything that was happening would end up in a song
I don't want to be a pharoah like my father was
I want to drive a spaceship to america when it's discovered
And be the first egyptian president

Alias:
Run away, weaving in and out of the chaos
Drop your tools and throw your hands up
Scream as loud as you can, everyone else is
You can too, make your eyes wide, look at your side
No inhibitions, tear out, throw away your pride

Sole:
Check it out, my first hieroglyphic pre-skin
Can i make the skin stop burning off, soul and bones?
Will the village ever stop flying up, losing homes?
Look at all the aliens flying away, we're all alone

Alias:
The streets are wild with excitement, stealing, robbing
Turning over tables, knocking over children and the elderly
They're worried about their own life
Little do they know their neighbor's coveting their wife
And ransacking their house right now

Sole:
Somebody better save my sphinx, where's the tarp
When the sky is falling and on the brink of destruction?
2000 years after the jesus, i've run out of time
Hopefully they won't try to look to deep into it

Alias:
"it's the end of the world as we know it,"
Yet i don't feel too fine, lost my mind
When the sun and moon aligned for the first time in my life
I'm a dove, meaning i'm relaxed by the halo above

Sole:
For an egyptian, i should have a bigger gun
But the knights around the round table might try to kill me
I ain't got no sunblock, it ain't been invented
I need to buy plutonium for my time traveling helmet

Alias:
Hellfire on earth, it's starting to get light again. what have we done?
Meaning i'm realizing that these men have made a great mistake
Awake to see their destiny. we have to mend the past
It's been a blast, but it won't get the best of me

Sole and alias:
Oh look at this, what a very sad day in egypt
The aliens left, and took the technology
The humans all died and the buildings burned down
Luckily, there were scorpions around
They had very hard shells, to block the sunrays
From this evolved, like the humans from the apes
They roamed the earth for ages and were very, very smart
And this is where we learned our so-called...

Brain candy, in conclusion, triple-thread in cairo
Run to israel, it's safer there
You'll learn someday, never stay awake in egypt