Spag
Y'know the other day when I was walking down the street I realized that there was an old lady, and I went to help her across.
And when she pulled out a massive, 12-inch dong I was like.
(audio representation of the okay sign)
And then I fucking killed myself.
Y'know sometimes I wonder like, why do I even make geet?
And then I realized that I don't.
Life is pain and pain is life.
Once you accept this you can finally die a happy person.
Nah that's bullshit just grow a big cock dumbass.
Get some grow cock juice.

You ever like, make like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you realize you're allergic to peanut butter and you asphyxiate yourself.
LMAO.
Barack Obama once said.
BRUH.
I have small testicle syndrome
Last night I hit your mother with a golf cart, she still died.
I was going 1 mile per hour I don't know how it happened.
I drove an M1 Sherman tank into a preschool last night.
I didn't kill anyone, it was just for show.
Spaghetti is spelled S-P-A-G.
Uh.
Some people say that s-
Yes but also no, but it depends on your point of view.
Like if you're like me, and you literally beat children over the head with clubs every day to lower the population, you understand how life works.
Every time I bring a golf club to the preschool trying to hit birdies but I end up hitting kids instea-