Z-FLO - Try Not To Laugh
[Verse 1]
Yo
My dick bent like a boomerang
My dangalang, it swang like an orangutan
My nuts hang, like car keys, they dangling
Small penis, I could bang a wedding ring
Like Skrillex… Get it? Bangarang
You still laughing cause my dick shaped like a candy cane
I love Chinese people, I never understand a thang
All I hear is “Ping pow, 5 dollar, and changaling"
My cat’s lost, they told me he went that-a-way
I whacked off to Teletubbies on Saturday
On Sunday, I do it to Grey’s Anatomy
And wiped the TV down with my sister’s pads on Splatter Day

[Chorus]
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me because
'Cause I'm a funny nigga
'Cause I'm a funny nigga (2x)
[Verse 2]
Fat Nigga, so whatcha making?
I’ll eat a big ass butter biscuit with a side of bacon
I’ll go skydiving naked holding a pound of cake and
Pass gas on a pancake hoping my ass will bake it
I'll use a strap-on chicken leg for penetration
Add a cup of grape Kool-Aid with it for lubrication
Rapunzel! Nigga ugly
McDonald’s. Chicken Nuggets
I saw a chick, super duper thick
Fat nose, chalupa lips
But she smokes weed, she got them dookie lips
She got that Young Thug “Pass me the Hookah” lips
Fucknuggets, donkey butt
Donkey Kong, Monkey nuts
Faggot Magnet, she got that booty dew
Cause her stomach sticks out further than her booty do

[Chorus]
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me because
'Cause I'm a funny nigga
'Cause I'm a funny nigga (2x)

[Verse 3]
Now, I had a chick call me handsome
And what I’m about to say next is random
I called Ghostbusters, paid them a ransom
'Cause she so skinny she had the ass of a phantom
It’s nonexistent, what you whining for?
'Cause that ass is extinct like a dinosaur
Triceratops, a horn dog
But her back straight, like a corn dog
Hoooah! Rick Ross
—— Shubbedee wubbedee dick floss
Yo, I turn up like a vegetable....
....Titty Sprinkles