109 Front Street
(Spoken)
This song is about the IT guy I met today
He fixed my computer for me and basically stopped me from having like a mental breakdown
Cause I can’t live without this dumb fucking MacBook
Uh, he was also extremely attractive
So if you ever hear this, I’m very sorry
You know like unless you thought I was cute too then like
You know, hit me up
(Laugh)

Ooh, woah, boy you’re so cute
Bring that ass back I’ma show you what it do like
Ooh, woah, bro you’re so fine
Tell me that I’m wrong you gotta be out of your mind like
Ooh, woah, boy you’re so hot
Keep you in my brain please could you be my tho(ugh)t like
Ooh, woah, bro you’re so rad
Tryna take you on a date, introduce you to my dad like

Woah, yo, I met you at a place that I’ve never seen before with a mask around your face
But your smile came through it had me blushing like a strawberry
I’m very nervous knowing we’re contemporary
How can we exist if nothing else is fucking real
When you said my name did you hear my little squeal
You respected social distance, expected some resistance
When I asked for clarity but you were kind and you gave it
I wanna be the pavement cause if you could step on me
That’d be an amazing start to the year for me
I didn’t get the vibe that you are gay but I am not a man so maybe your straight line has a little tiny dent in it
And it could benefit to experiment with enby
Cause jumping right to guys yeah it can get a little testy
You could treat me like a friend or like your own private bitch
Cause like the light on my wall
Yeah I’m a fucking switch
Ooh, woah, boy you’re so cute
Bring that ass back I’ma show you what it do like
Ooh, woah, bro you’re so fine
Tell me that I’m wrong you gotta be out of your mind like
Ooh, woah, boy you’re so hot
Keep you in my brain please could you be my tho(ugh)t like
Ooh, woah, bro you’re so rad
Tryna take you on a date, introduce you to my dad like

Ooh, woah, boy you’re so sweet
Don’t need a camera cause I got the memories like
Ooh, woah, bro you’re so clean
Wanna take a sip, you could be my Listerine like
Ooh, woah, bro you’re so sly
Stealing my heart like a ring-tailed liar like
Ooh, woah, bro you’re so tough
It ain’t just lust, I ain’t tryna just fuck cause

Cause you are
Something special to me
I know it’s
Not what they wanna see
But I’m telling the truth
I won’t lie to you
Cause you make me say
Fuck! Wait! God! Damn!
What!
Cause you are
Something special to me
I know it’s
Not what they wanna see
But I’m telling the truth
I won’t lie to you
Cause you make me say
Fuck! Wait! God! Damn!
What!

Like ooh, boy you’re so sly
Stealing my heart like a ring-tailed liar like
Ooh, woah, bro you’re so tough
It ain’t just lust, I ain’t tryna just fuck
Ooh, woah, boy you’re so sweet
Don’t need a camera cause I got the memories
Ooh, woah, bro you’re so clean
I wanna take a sip, could you be my Listerine

Could you be my Listerine?