Meet the Pyro
(Heavy)
I fear no man... but that thing... it scares me.
(Scout)
We're not talking about that freak, alright? He's not here, is he? How do I get this thing off!?
(Spy)
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.
What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
[We get a glimpse of Pyroland through the Pyro's eyes, where his flamethrower is a disorted brass instrument shooting rainbows.]
[We see a baby BLU heavy, which is following a lollipop that the Pyro is holding, and puts it in his mouth, but in reality, he used his axe to knock out the BLU Heavy.]
[A baby BLU Scout appears and lands on the Pyro's instrument, which the Pyro responds by blowing bubbles at the Scout, but in reality he used his shotgun to kill the Scout.]
[A baby BLU Medic hides in a box, and the Pyro goes after him. In reality the Pyro locked up the Medic in a room then set the room on fire.]
[More babies of the BLU team appear, then we exit Pyroland to see what really happened. The BLU Sniper falls off of the roof of a building at the feet of the Pyro, who doesn't hesitate to burn the Sniper.]