Jeremiah
Jerome: Hello little boys and girls! I am Jerome Valeska

Jeremiah: And I am Jeremiah!

Jerome: Get ready to see the biggest crazies killing the nation!

Jeremiah: So, Jerome, where do we start?

Jerome: After you, Jeremiah.  After you

Jeremiah: We're a couple of crazy Gotham citizens

Jerome: Most of the murders in Gotham are because of us

Jeremiah: And when they all are either dead or villains

Jerome: We laugh like Jeremiah!

You may ask yourself, "How does Jeremiah laugh?"

Jeremiah: "And how do I laugh like Jeremiah?  What am I missing out on?  Will people like me if I fail to grasp it?  Should I just become the Joker and laugh off my head?"
Jerome: That's totally normal. Calm down, and he will show you!

You don't need much to laugh like Jeremiah

Jeremiah: It won't take too many humorous moments to fire

Jerome: Very loud on his ha ha

Jeremiah: Jerome can laugh like me as well

Jerome: Now laugh like Jeremiah!

Okay, now that we've got our painted faces and hair, what we're going to do is point a gun to the left!

Jeremiah: Left!

Jerome: Beautiful!  Now point a gun to the right!

Jeremiah: Right!

Jerome: Very good!  You've got it!  We take a shot to the left-

Jeremiah:  We laugh like Jeremiah

Jerome: A shot to the right-
Jeremiah: We laugh like Jeremiah

Jerome: Back to the left-

Jeremiah: And cackle once again-a

Jerome: Oh, Jeremiah!

That's it!

Jeremiah: Amazing!

Jerome: You have mastered the laugh so quickly!

Jeremiah: Let's keep going!

Jerome: Gun to the left-

Jeremiah: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Jerome: Gun to the right-

Jeremiah: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Riddler: Hold it!
Jerome: Laugh!

Jeremiah: Laugh!

Riddler: Stop the music!  What are you doing?! Gun to the left, gun to the right, shot to the left, shot to the right, this isn't a laugh, it's murder!

Jerome: It's Jeremiah

Riddler: A laugh has to be involved!  You need more has, more time to catch your breath...

Jeremiah: We have... Make-up!

Jerome: You think it's so easy?  Let's see you do it!

Riddler: All right then!

Jerome: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!  You need the guns!

(Jerome gives the Riddler his guns)

The Riddler is a serious criminal

Jeremiah: I believe you'd probably agree with all

Jerome: The best way not to be a boring fool

Both: Is laugh like Jeremiah!

Jerome: Gun to the left!

Jeremiah: He laughs like Jeremiah

Jerome: Gun to the right!

Jeremiah: Tries not-a to complain-a

Jerome: Back to the left-

Jeremiah: Go ha ha once again-a!

Jerome: Hey, Jeremiah!

Riddler: This is actually quite fun!  Let's see- I point a gun to the left

Jerome: Jerry Jeremiah!

Riddler: Then-

Jeremiah: Point a gun to the right!

Riddler: I love you, Jeremiah!

Jerome: Shoot to the left!

Riddler: I'll do it once again-a!  Hey Jeremiah!  Oh ha ha, haha!  This is quite fun!  Ha, ha, ha, haha!  La, ha, ha, haha!

Jerome: Um, can I have my guns back?

Riddler: Ha, ha, ha, haha!

Jeremiah: Okay, that's enough, thank you!

Riddler: This is very pleasant!

Jerome: I am embarrassed for you!