Pink Rover
[Verse 1]
Hey girl, hey ma!
Bite tongue, lock jaw
Show skin, short skirt
Your drool, white shirt
Oh, you like me now?
Bad bitch on the prowl
Straight dudes, big dogs
Lock ‘em up chow (ciao)
Pink tag wrapped around his big toe
Put the scum in a bag, let his wife know

[Pre-Chorus]
Bless me father for I have sinned
It’s been a week since my last confession

[Chorus]
Pink rover, pink rover
Please send the coward over
And if that bastard whistles
Put a knife up to his boner
Cut him
Do you like that?
[Verse 2]
Red light, yellow light, pink light, no
You’ll never ever ever ever take me home
Touch me again and I’ll fucking scream
Covered in blood, just girly things

[Chorus]
Pink rover, pink rover
Please send the coward over
And if that bastard whistles
Put a knife up to his boner
Cut him
Do you like that?
Do you like that?

[Bridge]
Down on your knees boy, boohoo
Scene Queen's coming for you

[Outro]
Bless me father for I have sinned
It’s been a week since my last confession
And too long since these motherfuckers learned a lesson