Tell Me Whos The Monster
Tell me who’s the monster
Tell me who you are sir
Tell me where you’re hiding now
Are you somewhere in my house?

Are you big and extra hairy?
Yellow-eyed and scary?
Do you drool from stinky jaws
With pointy teeth and sharpened claws?
And do you growl or grunt or roar just because?

Tell me who’s the monster

Tell me who’s the monster
Tell me who you are sir
Tell me where you’re hiding out
Are you somewhere in my house?

Do you slink across the floor?
Are you behind the door?
Are you coming closer yet?
Are you underneath my bed?
And do you plan to show yourself, well go ahead
I’ll tell you what I’ll do
I’ll be a monster too
And I’ll be the one who’s scaring you

Now tell me who’s the monster
What do you think about that?
I’m glad we had this chat
It’s time for you to leave right now
Time for you to leave this town
Goodbye