Inga  Danielle
Something breaks and there's shouting aswell
I gave your mum a bell
I was trapped under the spell
Of Inga and Danielle
Sat in a barbers shaking like a leaf
You were elsewhere picking the wreath
Flicking the pages, gritting my teeth
I kept my instruction brief

Tell me you don't care
Either way, yesterday when
You said I was never going to see Danielle
Beneath her polo shirt
Too early to tell
Was it fun for a while though?
Danielle, was it fun for a while?

Someone's devoid of belief in clairvoyance
I was that someone and brewed your annoyance
Why can't I tell you you're getting a nuisance?
Inga, girl, I'm through with you getting fluent
In going out late where the lights turn to sun sparks
Down in the park and the brakelights and club signs
Down on your knees for a stranger in the dark
Why is it Inga you're breaking my heart?

And desperate to succeed
She brought down my world like a spoilt little girl
I was listening to Lou Reed
When Inga didn't stop as fast as she could...