Baby Put Your Panties On
Strawberry pizza flavored lifesaver lover
Hold me a little tighter honey underneath the covers
I got a holographic heart shaped muscle in my chest
That needs a little loving and I know you do it best but

Baby put your panties on and lets go out tonight
This couch potato leisure suit I'm wearing's getting tight
The lemon yellow Oldsmobile is waiting right outside
So baby put your panties on and let's go out tonight

We'll have a good time
Baby yes we will
I know we're getting older but we're not over the hill
Let's have a good time
We've got some time to kill
Let's forget about our troubles all the headaches and the bills

The way you wear a smile around me makes me want to say
Baby that I love you but my tongue gets in the way
You know there's nothing I'd like more than spend my time with you
So let's go paint this town up like the way we used to do
Baby put your panties on and lets go out tonight
This couch potato leisure suit I'm wearing's getting tight
The lemon yellow Oldsmobile is waiting right outside
So baby put your panties on and let's go out tonight

We'll have a good time
Baby yes we will
I know we're getting older but we're not over the hill
Let's have a good time
We've got some time to kill
Let's forget about our troubles all the headaches and the bills

Monroe and Cleopatra, Cindy Crawford and Brooke Shields
Were known for being beautiful and having sex appeal
And sure I've dreamt about ‘em maybe masturbated too
But all of them I swear pale in comparison to you sooo

Baby put your panties on and lets go out tonight
This couch potato leisure suit I'm wearing's getting tight
The lemon yellow Oldsmobile is waiting right outside
So baby put your panties on and let's go out tonight

We'll have a good time
Baby yes we will
I know we're getting older but we're not over the hill
Let's have a good time
We've got some time to kill
Let's forget about our troubles all the headaches and the bills