Rap Record Deal
[Intro]
About to make some sounds right now
That don't have any meaning
Uh
Check
Huh

[Verse]
You wanna learn how to write a rap song?
He-up
You wanna learn how to sound like a mainstream rapper?
Gee, you knit!?
Well I'mma show you how right now
Tooth change
Check, check
Mustard on my feet
Uh
Check, check
Get your checkbook out
Get it out
Write it all down
For the right amount
Right amount
Wrap it in an envelope
Spit, to seal
And you be
On
Track
For a rap record deal!
Rap record deal
Rap rap record deal
Buy your
Lyrics
From a
Writer
Rap record deal
Rap record deal
Rap rap record deal
Made this
Whole song
In a
Minute
Rap record deals