Rat Attack Its Whoop-Ass Time
When you're far away from home
Just hum this melody
You'll know you're not alone
You'll see!
A tiny hairy friend
Will help you on your way

They've come to save us
Noble, magic rats
The smallest are the bravest
They always have your back

It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of justice and comeuppance]
It's whoop-ass time

When you think you're by yourself
Just know they're all around
Always there to help
When you're down
And even when you sleep
They watch over you
From within 20 feet
It's true
They've come to save us
Noble, magic rats
The smallest are the bravest
They always have your back

It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom]
It's whoop-ass time

Some people don't like rats
Because they hang out in trash
But they're helping you with your pizza crust
So you should fucking relax

It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom]
It's whoop-ass time