Rise of the Hogs
Look at this map, and check the logs
Each dot represents five thousand hogs
From this, we see our country’s lots
As places filled with tiny dots
Investigate that hog supply
The market’s never been so dry
To meet demand, we must now search
For sources once left in the lurch

Discoveries made in this map
Reveal the pigs have no max cap
On the horizon, look and see
Uncounted billions in the sea
With all our prior methods strapped
The oceans have remained untapped
But that won’t be the case for long
Send out the boats! Collect the throng!

And now these places have been found
Distribute pigs in each farm town
We haven’t been at this for long
But somehow something has gone wrong
These hogs are all becoming stacked
It looks like now we all are trapped
Each state is thickly, densely lined
By an impenetrable wall of swine
Is anyone receiving this?
Broadcasts replaced with awful hiss
Our fields and forests overrun
The human species soon is done
Since Canada’s gone, and Mexico too
And Iowa is mostly through
I see them quickly closing in
Another form of life begins