Rad Biker
Who's screaming down the road going ninety miles an hour?
His hair and his bandana flapping in the breeze
With his t-shirt off, I can see his fuckin' rib cage
Who's popping wheelies with the greatest of ease?

He's spinning donuts like a Texas tornado
Hey, look at me, I'm in the eye of the storm

Rad biker gives the hang-loose hand sign and says, "Right on"
Rad biker flips 'em all the bird
And just like that, he's gone

Rock on!

[Guitar lead]

He's sighting up
He's gonna shoot the flaming hoop of death
For one wrong move, it might just be his last
Dude, eat a Whopper, I can see your fuckin' rib cagе
His brains are fried from huffing too much gas
He's spinning donuts likе a Texas tornado
Hey, look at me, I'm in the eye of the storm

Rad biker gives the hang-loose hand sign and says, "Right on"
Rad biker flips 'em all the bird
And just like that, he's gone
[x2]

Rock on!