Welcome to N.J.
Jenny puts her head down
Down into the water
Like a dead flower
Sinking to the bottom

You got your "yeah, yeah's" right here
You never had to go anywhere
And if you look both ways
Could it be anywhere?
Is anybody stupid?

You got your "yeah, yeah's" right here
You never had to go anywhere
And if you want it back
Would you do anything?
To get back to your school days or whatever you remember?
What's the use if you feel OK?
You could make a movie
And welcome to New Jersey

You got your "yeah, yeah's" right here
You never had to go anywhere
And if you look both ways
Could it be anywhere?
Is anybody stupid?
You got your "yeah, yeah's" right here
You never had to go anywhere
And if you want it back
Could you do anything?
And blow up at the same man
You could make a movie
Welcome to New Jersey