Masturbation Blues
I know my body better than anybody else
But that don't mean I want to go to bed all by myself
I got the blues, the masturbation blues
It helps me to snooze, I got the masturbation blues
Everybody does it, some refuse to say
The ones who say they don’t, are probably doin' it each day
They got the blues, the masturbation blues
It's a game you can’t loose, get the masturbation blues

If you wanna show somebody how it's done
Put your hand on it, have a little fun
And get the blues, the masturbation blues
Spread the good news, get the masturbation blues
My palms are getting hairy, my eyesight's getting worse
Everybody knows I got the masturbation curse
I got the blues, the masturbation blues
It's there when I choose, I got the masturbation blues

I can't concentrate, I need a ten-minute break
All I need is my right hand, I'll be feeling great
I got the blues, the masturbation blues
It helps me to snooze, I got the masturbation blues
So spread the good news, get the masturbation blues!