American Dickbutt The Bryan Danielson Story
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AMERICAN DRAGON
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He's got tight-ass boots
He's got a sweet ring jacket
He's got fucking vitiligo
He's got your fucking life in his hands

TAP OR SNAP

He's gonna fight for justice
He's gonna be the champion
He's gonna eat some fucking tofu
He's gonna make you scream in pain

YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR
FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN

Here comes the American Dragon
What you gonna do with the American Dragon
Yo he's the fucking American Dragon
And you're gonna get your fucking head kicked in
He'll fucking elbow you right in the face
Fucking leg lock your shit
Cattle Mutilation all over the nation
No stopping
SUBMISSION WRESTLING

HE'S COMING FOR YOUR LIFE
HE'S COMING FOR YOUR LADIES
HE'S COMING FOR YOUR FAKE MEATS

Here comes the American Dragon
What you gonna do with the American Dragon
Man you can't fuck with the American Dragon
Get down on your knees for the American Dragon

Here comes the American Dragon
What you gonna do with the American Dragon
You can't fuck with the American Dragon
Tap the fuck out to the American Dragon