Me And My Black Metal Friends
In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold
There's not much to do except kill each other
And play guitars in the snow
Corpse paint, which is a scary name for make-up, is what they wear
They'd resemble Ink and Dagger, if Ink and Dagger had long hair
They're pretty evil, and they do not like God
I don't care if they burn down churches
But they'd better not fucking touch a synagogue

I befriended them
Bye bye, Mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
Bye bye, Franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

They have names like Igor, Meldorf, and Tor
Black metal is not like, it's not exactly like Living Colour
I kinda hope they move here, so I don't have to pay import prices
But I kinda fear them being near me because they're not nice

I befriended them
Bye bye, Mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
Bye bye, Franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends
(This is Armageddon)

Come on, Eileen, come on, Eileen
Come on, Eileen, come on, Eileen

Come on, Eileen, come on, Eileen
Come on, Eileen, come on, Eileen