I Missed the Bus
I get at 5 o'clock to go to work at 9 o'clock
It takes me an hour to stick my hair up but why?
Why do I always miss the bus?

I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again

Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno
We're you up late last night? I guess so
And were you watching TV? Uh huh
What kinda of TV. Magnumbox. Well that's no excuse
For what? For missing the bus

I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again

My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus
Why do you always miss the bus?"

I missed the bus again. I missed the buss. I missed the bus again

So there I am watching the bus leave me
I can't believe I missed the bus today
I have a bus pass that I have not used yet
Because I always miss the bus
I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again

Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno
We're you up late last night? I guess so
And were you watching TV? Uh huh
Bet you're watching three's company. YEAAAH!
Cause I love three's company. I love three's company
I love three's company. But that's no excuse for missing the bus

I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again

My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus
Why do you always miss the bus?"

I missed the buss. And I had no excuse
I missed the buss. And there was nothing I could do
I missed the bus. There is goes, driving away
I missed the bus. And there was nothing I could say
I missed the buss. I missed the bus again
I missed the bus... oh yeah