Hale Bop
Swallow phenobarbital, apple sauce, vodka shot all in one gulp
Got my black shirt on
Got my black pants
Got my new track shoes on
I’ve got a five dollar bill and three quarters in my pants pocket
Nothing left for me to do now except wait for the comet called Hale Bop

Hale Bop will take us home
Hale Bop will take us home sweet home

Peering through the scope with a heap of hope looking for my companion
At the foot of my bed stands a packed suitcase full of my belongings
Videotaped farewell to my loved ones sent in the mail
Nothing left for me to do now except wait for the comet called… Hale Bop

Hale Bop will take us home
Hale Bop will take us home sweet home

Swallow phenobarbital, apple sauce, vodka shot all in one gulp
Got my black shirt on
Got my black pants
Got my new track shoes on
I’ve got a five dollar bill and 3 quarters in my pants pocket
Nothing left for me to do now except wait for the comet called Hale Bop
Hale Bop will take us home
Hale Bop will take us home sweet home