I Dont Wanna Die
Cold shivers going down my spine
I don't think I'm ready to die die die die
After breakfast I'm not feeling fine
But real men ain't meant to cry
Oh girl won't you believe me this time?
I can't be wrong, I have pustules on my tongue
I am strong but I'm not longer...

Yippee! now I have no pain
The doctor told me they're only stains
Sorry sugar if I overreact a bit
We can go surfing again, two, three, four

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pandemic alert

I'm gonna die and so do you
And everybody you ever knew
That cheater asshole in the queue
Uncle Billy and little Sue
So without further ado
Let's drink a bottle of shampoo
Cuz were' all gonna die...
Baby I'm not gonna lie
Clams are smelling funny
Thrown them away, I don't wanna die!

Absurd ways to die
Surround me every time
Chocked on a pea or sniffed some plumb yeah
But baby I'm stronger
I'm grasping to life
Like an ape flying the sky in an uncontrolled jet pack

My brother was a sailor
I never saw him cry
But I can't take all this pressure
(mother, I don't think I'm actually going to, you know
Live that long)
I don't wanna die