How To Play A Girlfriend
Jacyln is so awesome, she really is the best
I like to give her kisses, and
Watch her get undressed

She is the bestest girlfriend
That I've ever had
She always makes me happy
And never makes me mad

When she steals the covers
And eats all my food
I don't care, cause'
Everything she does is so cute

She's litеrally perfect
In evеry single way
I just wanna give her massages
And cuddle up all day

I'm really freakin' lucky that
She's my girlfriend wife (wifriend)
And now, there's finally
Meaning to my sad little life