GoT Season 8 FInale
Back from the Citadel, Sam brought some news
Finally learned the truth, despite so many clues
All along it was his aunt, whom Jon b****
And alas it was he who was the true heir to the throne

The white walkers were approaching
Needed to unite
Our people getting slain by corpses
In the ever-so-darkest of nights
Arya barely made it by
The zombies and their annoying cry
Till she came out of nowhere
Stabbed the Night King from mid-air

CHORUS:
GoT, how could you do this to me?
GoT, waited 2 years hopefully
GoT, directors should be sorry
GoT, this was the worst finale

VERSE 2:
Dany:
Now it’s time to take care of Cersei
Cersei:
Even with your dragons you can’t burn me!
I’ll never give up my power
I’ll watch them all cower
As I sit on the throne with my lame hipster beau
Whose child I’m carrying in tow

Tyrion:
Attacked King’s Landing too soon
Witnessed Dany turn into a loon
As her second dragon fell from the sky
And Missandei got beheaded, oh how things have gone awry

CHORUS
GoT, how could you do this to me?
GoT, waited 2 years hopefully
GoT, directors should be sorry
GoT, this was the worst finale

VERSE 3:
Jamie:
Took Brienne’s v-card and ran away
For my sister whom I still love, in**** is okay

Varys:
We must take out Dany to stay alive
Behind her back I’ll secretly connive
Dany:
I don’t take kindly to those who do not obey
Drogon will burn you to ashes; was it worth it to betray?

Dany became the mad queen
The Dothraki respawned, so did the Unsullied

-What???

Burned the city until there was nothing left of it
Jon Snow finally realized, “that’s some f***** up s***!”
Jon grew a pair and killed Dany
Realized there was nothing else that could be done
Alas a prisoner he’d become
Until the Northerners rolled up
And saved his butt
They cast a vote for the new heir
Chose the one with the weird psychic stare
Sansa would rule the kingdom of the north
No more threats of white walker hoards
While Jon Snow was banished to Castle Black
After seven good seasons…

-this ending was f****** whack

CHORUS X2
GoT, how could you do this to me?
GoT, waited 2 years hopefully
GoT, directors should be sorry
GoT, this was the worst finale
GoT, how could you do this to me?
GoT, waited 2 years hopefully
GoT, directors should be sorry
GoT, this was the worst finale