The Nothing Song
[Verse 1]
I don't know what to write down
This song's about nothing now
And my mind can't seem to think straight
'Cause it's certainly in the day and I work best when it's late
I think I'm breaking the fourth wall
I don't know what I'm talking about at all
I'm just song writing in a very different way
'Cause I honestly don't know what to say

[Chorus]
This is the chorus of this song
And [?] something's wrong
I'm singing about what I'm singing about
Who cares about song writing rules?
I don't give a flout

[Verse 2]
Now I've added a few new things
And now I'm still just singing
This is pointless
Everything sounds so legit
These words are getting dumber by the minute
[Bridge]
This is the bridge of this track
Honestly now I don't give a crap
No wonder this is the bonus track
This line does not write
Something, something about some hot girl
I actually wrote this believe it or not
I'm not improvising, I'm reading this
I like cheeseburgers

[Outro]
Wow ok, that just happened
I- I just- I don't even care anymore
*laughs and coughs*
I think I have a cold
This has been fun, thanks for listening to this album
I'm still- I'm still sitting here
But yeah, there's, um
Uh, ok, s- see you guys later
My gosh, stop recording!