Outro: ABZs
Kids
Here is a present for you
A shiny new quarter
and I pasted it on here myself

So have fun and buy anything you
want
Yours truly,
Uncle Shelby
P.S. I hope your mommy doesn't take
your quarter off and spend it.

Surprise
Because you have been good
and because you have learned
your ABZ's and because your
Uncle Shelby loves you,
Tomorrow you can stay home
From school.
No school
tomorrow!
Warning!
It is not nice to burn books.
It is against the law
If mommy or daddy
tries to burn this book
call the police on them.


P.S.
The paper in this book
is not really paper
It is made from candy