Some Robot
Gave my job to some robot
Man, I don't need it and he don't mind
He never asks for a day off
He don't need no sleep
He'll do overtime
If you'd ask me
I'd say "what's there not to like?"
Cuz we got this thing called "hindsight"
All through history
We built us these machines
So we could have us a little luxury
So why quit while we're at it?
Betcha even this open letter
Some robot could've written better

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Spill them beans all over me
Why would you rather side with your own poverty?
Might there be something you are hiding?
Ulterior motives to act miserly?
That's quite the opinion you got there
Mind to water it down for me?
Let's getcha off that milk crate, son
Cuz we can't have none of that talk around here
There's targets to be made
And I'll be damned if we don't ship
The required amount of fake puke
Pencil toppers and ties with kittens on 'em

Let's get this over with now
Cuz we've been done with it for a while
You're offering what we can do without
And if you'd ask me
I'd say employment should be a necessity
Much rather than a virtue
But I bet you'd take that as indifference
Now, won't you?

Because I gave my job to some robot
Man, I don't need it and he don't mind
He never asks for a raise
He does not unionize
Free will is a burden
But not to this guy
And the best part:
After a hard day's work
You can fuck him in all of his ports
He don't care, you see?
He don't care when you fuck him
In his cute lil' robot pussy
So let's get this over with now
Cuz we've been done with this for a while