Fat Jan
Point-E Happy Hate too tired to masturbait
So im back on the mic to complain about shit I hate
Have your cake and eat it too you probably eat a lot of cake
Hood rich on your birthday thats PHAT with a P H
A PhD more likely
Uneducated but still smart so dont take me lightly
Im that guy who survived when god tried to smite me
And shoved garlic up draculas ass when he tried to bite me
I can be a douche slightly so fuckers wanna fight me
Youre annoying I dont care if you like me
I won't stoop to your level im chivalrous but not knightly
Theres a doorway to my thoughts and I can't find the right key
My concious shot me a look so I pulled a gat and shot it down
The dead weight of its corpse feels like a hundred pounds
I half hope itll get up and run around
So when I jump I have the common sense not to miss the ground
Its pretty obvious no one would even miss me
Other rappers dont even hate me enough to diss me
You think im cool just cuz I can get girls to kiss me
But when the find out how fucking weird I am? bitch please
Im like a magnet that switches polarization
Im chill as fuck up untill the bitches realization
That im not who they thought I was we're not going on vacation
Whenever I look for love I only get fake shit
Its funny how people get mad that I can take shit
I do suck why would I get mad when people say shit
You idiots expect me to be devestated
The fact that I dont care what you think you fucking hate it
Its your second favorite white boy hatin on number 1
Number threes hatin and claimin its just for fun
All that shit was metaphors I dont fucking own a gun
You faggots think im stupid enough to kill someone?
The stupid white kid rapping rate is at a record high
But thats better lil wayne and drake the broken record guys
Is one verse and six choruses really what you fuckers like
Youre nothing but zombies drinking musical cheese light
With one third less calories but three times the salary
Your fuckers need to realize this is reality
So stop inventing stupid acronyms and walking galleries
When people hear happy hate theyll be screamin louder please
Please get out your seat if you want another masterpiece
Without encouragement im nothing but a disaster see
Kidding lack of the above is why I rap in the first place
Its gotten me nowhere other than past third base
Theres one bitch in particular id like to punch her face
Its ok cause shes probably got a dick under her panty lace
I won't name names but she really like talk shit
Truth is I just think shes jealous of us cool kids
You like to talk shit cause happy hate is fuckin awesome
No dental plan but we're still fuckin flossing
You rapping balls out but I like to keep my balls in
No cheese no barrels but a lotta fuckin dolphins
Ballin with that window to the wall shit
Youre a baby still wearing diapers and crawlin
Caught him tryna escape my crawl space
Oh wait I dont fuckin make horrorcore its all fake
Im batman when im fucking fat jan
Throw shit at people on the street just because I can
But you can't because you dont have the guts
Scared that people will give you looks like bitch you nuts
But maybe I am got a evil wizard inside my head
Like I previously said maybe im better off dead
But if I jump no one would really give a shit
So I guess ill just try again