Anime Babes
(Intro)
Hey!
Kawai!


(Verse 1)
Excuse me, can I have your attention?
There just a few thing that I'd like to mention
There are girls out there who cold and mean
You're better of keeping your dick clean
Stay inside, avoid interaction
Break the cycle and find a new attraction
Human girls, they're so overrated
They tease, don't please leave you frustrated
But if you dated and masturbated
To anime girls you'd be elated
Ecstatic, euphoric, dare I say sanguine
You'd be happier than a weeaboo penguin
She'll never question, she'll never age
She's the perfection of the manga page
Renounce this world, experience rebirth
Anime all day then... (Hey!) ...this gay Earth
(Chorus)
Anime, anime
Anime babes need no foreplay
Always young and always pure
Anime girl love is for sure

(Verse 2)
Now what if you find an otaku lady
Truns out she is blind and wants a baby
Flee my friend with penis withdrawn
For she's into dudes, getting it on
Is there any girl really worth your virginity?
Nay I say, that's no to infinity
They're capricious, vicious, really quite rude
Extremely dismissive when asked to get nude
Now imagine a world of anime ecstasy
Where every girl says, "Please have sex with me"
Feel the embrace of buxom bishōjo
She's DTF, your one true bro ho
Alluring, sensual, downright nubile
Resisting her charms is oh so futile
Liberate yourself, break the monotony
Live the fantasy, cartoon neoteny

(Chorus)
Anime, anime
Anime babes need no foreplay
Always young and always pure
Anime girl love is for sure
(Verse 3)
What do you do if you're lonely still?
There's a hole in your heart, that you just can't fill
No matter how much you ogle, or how much you jerk
You've tried everything, yet nothing has worked
Perhaps it's time for something more serious
(Not with the real girl. Don't be delirious.)
A monogamous pairing with your anime squeeze
You'll be selfless and caring with a waifu to please

(Verse 4)
Now if you're tempted and wish to get laid
Remember the love of your anime babe
When you're a weak and want a woman here's what to do:
Go, grab the body pillow then make love to waifu
She'll always be there at your side
With neon hair, your blushing bride
Why pursue that mercurial "Laura"
When you have your own faithful "Dakimakura"
Winry, Asuka, or even 18
She's the light of your life, your 2D queen
Flesh girls smell, best Girl's clean
Reality sucks you can't... (Hey!) ...preteens
Now listen here, feel that moe
Take the next step, here's what to know:
To be together you must transcend life
So hang your self to be with your wife
(Outro)
Anime, anime
Toon and Man is the one true way
Like a dream but still awake
Anime was no mistake