Thneedville
Singing Delivery Man:
Goooooood Mooooooorning!

Everyone:
In Thneedville it's a brand new dawn!
With brand new cars
And houses And lawns!
Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville!

In Thneedville we manufacture our trees
Each one is made in factories

Maintenance Man:
And uses 96 batteries!

Everyone:
In Thneedville the air's not so clean

Woman:
So we buy it fresh!
Singing Delivery Man:
It comes out this machine!

Everyone:
In satisfaction's guaranteed-ville!
In Thneedville

Singing Delivery Man:
We don't want to know!

Everyone:
Where the smog and
Trash and chemicals go

Little Boy:
I just went swimming
And now I glow!

Everyone:
In Thneedville we
Have fun year-round!
We surf and snowboard
Right in town!

We thank the Lord for all we've got!
Including this brand new parking lot!
Parking lot! Parking lot!
Ooh look it's
Aloysius O'Hare
(Aloysius O'Hare)
The man who found a
Way to sell air

O'Hare:
And became a zillionaire!

Everyone 'round here works for me
I sell them something
They can get for free
We live in perfect harmony!

Everyone:
In Thneedville!
In Thneedville!
Hip-hooray, hip-hooray!
Hip-hip-hooray!

In Thneedville
We love living this way!

Singing Delivery Man:
It's like living in paradise!
Everyone:
It's perfect!
And that's how it will stay!

Singing Delivery Man:
Oh yeah!

Everyone:
Here in love the life we lead-ville
Destined to succeed-ville
We are all agreed-ville
We're happy here in
Thhhh--needville!