The Gangsters who dont Do Anything
All: We are the gangsters who don't do anything
We just run clubs and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything

Falcone: Well I've never killed a rival
And I've never used machine guns
And I've never tricked Maroni into teaching at a school
And I've never been in disguise
And I've never given orders
And I've never been to Gotham in the fall

All: We are the gangsters who don't do anything
We just run clubs and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything

Fish Mooney: And I've never used my powers
And I've never stolen trousers
And I've never shouted publically that I am really cool
And I've never worn a long coat
And I've never owned a pet goat
And I've never been to Gotham in the fall
All: We are the gangsters who don't do anything
We just run clubs and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything

Victor Zasz: And I've never farmed for cocoa
And I've never danced the cha cha
And I've never cracked my head open to get yolk to fall
And I've never used an oven
And I've never had a girlfriend
And I've never been to Gotham in the fall

Falcone: Huh?
What are you talking about?
What do cocoa and dancing the cha cha have to do with being a gangster?

Fish: Hey, that's right
We're supposed to talk about gangster-y stuff

Victor: Oh

Falcone: And who's ever cracked their head open anyway?  That's just nonsense!  Why even bring it up?  Am I right?  What do you think?

Fish: I think you look too old and weak to be the leader
Falcone: Huh?  No I don't!

Fish: Do too.  We need a new leader!

Falcone: That's it, you're fired!

Fish: Says who?

Falcone: Says the Don!  I do!

Fish: Oh yeah?  Well, aye aye, old man!

Falcone: Argh!

Fish: Yikes!

Victor: And I've never flown a rocket
And I've never met a martian
And I've never drawn things on the floor of a really famous mall
And I've never gotten buried
And I've never seen a phoenix

All: And we've never been to Gotham in the fall