Holiday Sweater
[Intro]
Yo, 'tis the holiday season
And here in Sharks’ territory, it’s freezin’
So you know shorty
There’s a very good reason to rock it!

[Verse 1: Matt Nieto]
Turkey, ham, pumpkin pie
The holidays are here and I want to look fly
Wanna look sharp, sharp as cheddar
That's why I got me a holiday sweater

[Verse 2: Alex Stalock]
Made of wool, with a holiday print
Mine's so bright, it'll make you squint
Sure I itch but that'll get better
When I get used to my holiday sweater

[Chorus]
Holiday sweater, holiday sweater
It's time for me to rock my holiday sweater
Holiday sweater, holiday sweater
Don't you wish you had my holiday sweater?
[Verse 3: James Sheppard]
They don’t look tacky, they don’t look weird
They’re kinda fuzzy like a playoff beard
Rudolph’s nose will always get redder
And we will rock our holiday sweaters

[Verse 4: John Scott]
Mistletoe is hung above
My festive apparel fits like a glove
You stare too hard, you may take a header
Checkin’ out my holiday sweater

[Chorus]
Holiday sweater, holiday sweater
It's time for me to rock my holiday sweater
Holiday sweater, holiday sweater
Don't you wanna touch my holiday sweater?

[Verse 5: Matt Nieto]
You say it’s ugly, I say it’s comfy
When I wear mine, I’m far less grumpy
I feel like I scored an empty netter
When I put on my holiday sweater

[Verse 6: Randy Hahn]
I call all the goals, I call all the hits
The play-by-play is what I spit
Put all my ties in the paper shredder
They ain’t as deaf as my holiday sweater
[Chorus]
Holiday sweater, holiday sweater
It's time for me to rock my holiday sweater
Holiday sweater, holiday sweater
Don't you want to smell my holiday sweater?

[Verse 7: Jason Demers]
I look so fine, I look so sexy
Even with my face smashed up on the plexi
When it snows or the weather gets wetter
I just whip out my holiday sweater

[Verse 8: Matt Nieto]
I come to your house for a holiday dinner
Even your grandma thinks it’s a winner
I pet your dog, yeah he’s a real shedder
Got his fur on my holiday sweater

[Verse 9: John Scott]
Santa can slip right through the five-hole
Last year he left me a pile of coal
I won’t pout cause it’s gonna get better
This year I asked for a holiday sweater

[Verse 10: Jason Demers and James Sheppard]
Boston, Detroit, Anaheim
Wherever we play I’m gonna rock mine
When the Shark players get together
We all bust out our holiday sweaters
[Chorus]
Holiday sweater, holiday sweater
It's time for me to rock my holiday sweater
Holiday sweater, holiday sweater
Don't you wish you had my holiday sweater?