I Am In Pain
[Intro: Deep Voiced Man, Deep Voiced Nan, MC Moist]
Last time on Why Is G The-
WHERE'S MY FUCKING PURSE
NOT NOW NAN I'M TRYING TO RECOR-
FUCK I FORGOT MY KEYS
(Running noises)
(Toe stubbing noises)
OWWWW I FUCKING STUBBED MY TOE TRYING TO FIND MY KEYS
(Beat starting noises)

[2nd Intro: MPLUSM]
(Let's go, MPLUSM, ay)
(Woman getting brutally stabbed noises)
Yes

[Chorus: MC Moist]
I stubbed my fucking toe and it really really hurt (Ow)
I cried so hard I threw up on the carpet and it hurt (Ow)
The vomit solidified and it was so sharp it cut me (Ouch)
The cut got infected and I had to cut my finger off (Ow)
[3rd Intro: MPLUSM, MC Moist]
There's only one intro to a song...
Shut the fuck up

[Verse: MPLUSM]
I wanna fucking die
Don't fucking ask why
My toe, it hurts so bad
Be crying to my dad(dy)
I'm not gay I swear
Don't say that I'm gay
I'm not
Really
Okay, look, I just...
Fuck it, chorus

[Chorus: MC Moist & MPLUSM]
I stubbed my fucking toe and it really really hurt (Ow)
I cried so hard I threw up on the carpet and it hurt (Ow)
The vomit solidified and it was so sharp it cut me (Ouch)
The cut got infected and I had to cut my finger off (Ow)

[4th Intro: MPLUSM]
No, we're not doing this. Outro

[Outro: MC Moist]
I am never working with you again