Want to Go to Cuba Cant Go Now
Want to go to Cuba, can't go now (x2)
Corn gone weedy and the girl won't plow


Love my wife, yes I do (x2)
Love my wife and sugar baby too


I got a wife, a honey too (x2)
The wife won't love, the honey do


I got a wife, a bulldog too (x2)
The wife won't bite, the bulldog do


Whatcha gonna do when the meat gives out? (x2)
"Stand in the corner with a pushed-out mouth"


Whatcha gonna do when the police come? (x2)
"Hit him with a brick, and away I run"

Whatcha gonna do when the roof falls in? (x2)
"Step out from under it, sneak back in"


Whatcha gonna do when the world runs dry? (x2)
"Dig another hole in an empty sky"