whatever you want
  Dude 1 kicks open the door. He starts firing. Dude 2 falls. A mist of red puff spurts from his chest. He's screaming

  Dude 1 turns to The Boy and is about to pull the trigger, but stops. He squints his eyes, like he's trying to remember someone

      DUDE 1: You that troll gold molar nigga?

  The Boy goes [blank-face emoji]

      THE BOY: Yeah. Yeah, that's me

  Dude 1's face lights up. He hands The Boy his phone back. He has a tattoo on his wrist. It's "roscoe's wetsuit" in all lowercase in some shitty microsoft font

      THE BOY: What does it mean?

      DUDE 1: What?

      THE BOY: Roscoe's wesuit. You got a tatto of it. Right there

  More gunshots and screams can be heard from outside. Shit's probably going down Law & Order style. The guy probably got his whole crew to come or something

      DUDE 1: I think it's some shit from an old ad or something. Some kid saw it and thought it was funny. Fuck if I know
      THE BOY: Why'd you get a tat?

      DUDE 1: I got shitfaced on New Years. Woke up with it. What the fuck do you care?

      THE BOY: Don't give me that shit

  Out of all the shouts, The Boy can disctinctly hear "WORLDSTAR! WORLDSTAR!" He smh

      DUDE 1: Get the fuck outta here

  The Boy just sits there. Like when something catches you off-guard and you're not really surprised or anything, you just sit there and it takes a while for it to sink in

  He gets up and just starts walking out the back. He calls up Fam

      FAM: YO WHERE THE FUCK IS YOU? THERE'S A HUGE SHOOTOUT GOING ON RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE NIGGA! WITH THE COPS AND SHIT!

      THE BOY: Yeah. Pick me up. I'm grabbing some Starbucks








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