Bad Dudes
If you’re a fascist or a nazi, come over to my house
I’ll just lock you up and I’ll never let you out
Step into my shower, I’m gunna watch you burn
And if anyone asks why, I’ll just say “hey it was their turn”
Now hey there Adolf, why you singing the ol’ cyanide blues?
Go to a homeless shelter and go donate all those shoes
Go on back to art school, take a second chance at life
So switch sides and be pro-jew with Oscar Schindler
And I don’t know what I was put on this world for
I hope I ain’t a bad guy, I hope I don’t start a war
I guess for now I’ll just keep writing all these songs
To help some people think, and understand what’s right from wrong
And now Osama is the leader of all these holy wars
Order up a pizza to your cave and hide some more
Blowin’ yourself up won't get you eternal salvation
So shave your beard and donate all your hair to cancer patients
And now that Kony is so famous, what will he do with his life?
Release his child army maybe do a little right?
Go and start and orphanage, political arena
Unless all the kids get adopted by Brad and Angelina
‘cause I know exactly what I was put on this world for
I’m the baddest of all the bad guys, I started all the wars
I guys for now I’ll just keep writing all these songs
And everybody knows me as the one who doesn’t know his right from wrong