​the cat killing song
[prod. by mr. master]

[verse: mr. master]
I wanna kill your cat
Not like that
Like literally kill your kitten
Do 'im how curiosity did 'im
I wanna murder your puss
Take her on top of a cliff
And give her a push. Whoops!
Kaput your pet. Celebrate its death
Rejoice in its final meow. Laugh at its last breath
I'm allergic. That's why
Keep your cat away from me
If you don't want it to- (blblblblb!)
House cat in a mouse trap
How's that for poetic justice?
Don't step to me talkin' bout rescue
You gon' need rescue after I touch 'im!
Have you ever seen a kitty go woosh
On the interstate live on video?
Squared do an animal cruel
Make it look so cool for all my ailurophobes
Pluck every single one of its whiskers
Out of its snarky little-
Believe me if all those endearing young charms
Played on the keys. It won't be me who's gettin' blown up
Here kitty kitty here kitty-  Bang!
It's more than hairballs that's bout to be thrown up
No corpse. Can't even get 'im stuffed and sewn up
(Unnnh! I hate cats!)
Not like that
Like literally kill your kitten
Do 'im how curiosity-
(The movie actually wasn't that bad)
I wanna murder your puss
Take her on top of a cliff
And give her a-
(Yo, there's a stray cat outside!)
Kaput your pet. Celebrate its death
Rejoice in its final meow. Laugh at its last breath
(Oh long johnson)
(achoo!) That's why
Keep your cat away from me
If you want it alive!