Grasshopper
AAAAAAAhhh!!! Let's give it to them!
(Ok, ok! Ow! Ha-ha-ha-ha!)

I got a girl that I love so
Never, never goin' to let her go
If she was an apple I'd want to be the tree
If she was a seagull, I'd want to be the sea
If she was a bottle, I'd want to be a stopper
I'm so glad she's not to play the grass
Cuase that would make me be...
A little grasshopper!

Hee-hee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha!
He be the hubbin' around, hee-hee-hee!
Let's give it to them again!
Ok! Ow! Aaah!

At first it burns, than he starts to free
A good, good love is as sweet as can be
If she was a passenger, I'd want to be the train
If she was a picture , I'd want to be her frame
If she was a bottle, I'd want to be a stopper
I'm so glad she's not to play the grass
Cuase that would make me be...
A little grasshopper!
Hee-hee-hee, a little grasshopper!
Look me - he be the hubbin' around!
Hee-hee, ha-ha-ha!
An apple, a tree, a seagull, anything
Ok, let's give it to them again!
Aaaah!
Pesca la, pesca lo!..