Rockstar Life
[Spoken Word]
This is the rockstar life
For many years, rockstars have been belittled by society
We've been tortured
We've been misrepresented
It's so tough to be a rockstar
It's tough being the coolest, most amazeballs person on the entire planet
But us rockstars are tough
We get through it because we're strong
Today, I ask my brothers and sisters to join together
To tell the world of our misfortune
To tell the world of our mistreatment by society
They'll never understand
Unless we bind together and take a chance
The rockstars of this world
Ha- are uniting
To tell you we don't need finger hair to get our way
We don't need eyeball jelly, we don't need eyeball hair
To tell you that we're special, just like the rest of you
We're just like anyone
Just a thousand times more freaking awesome
So today, I request of everyone in the world
Everyone in the entire land
That, someday
We may be able to join together
We may be able to achieve unity
Achieve peace
Achieve pleasure as one