Perpetual Motion Machine
Cough Syrup- why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup- why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup- why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup- why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup- why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup- why don't you cough it up?

Checkin' out all the ingredients
Looking only for the expedient
Driving even, over the median
Where you're comin' yeah, that's where I'm leaving

Perpetual motion machine!
Perpetual motion machine!
Perpetual motion machine!
YEAH!

Cough Syrup- why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup- why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup- why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup- why don't you cough it up?
Cough Syrup- why don't you cough it up?
Cough Drop tastes just like a lollipop
Vitamin C's got its own disease
Health food inquisition dioceses
If you are what you eat, I'm sweet

Perpetual motion machine!
Perpetual motion machine!
Perpetual motion machine!
Yeah, yeah!

Robitussin- why don't you cough it up?
Dr. Mom- why don't you cough it up?
Nyquil- why don't you cough it up?
Benadryl- why don't you cough it up?

Just one does in a syrup house
Over the counter and into the teaspoon toast
They say only 4 times daily
Anything to get you out of bed anyway


Perpetual motion machine; yeah, yeah yeah