Good Morning
[Verse 1:]
Welcome, friend, to irrelevance
As I pop right out of my shell and vent
I used to look into my life from a sheltered lens
Until I walked into a room full of elephants
Come on into the classroom, let's learn how to spell the trends
You don't get it, kid? Well, pretend
Next lesson is to learn how to sell your friends
Now let's walk through gold and glitter hell and bend
To the vision of the playwright and the puppeteer
Y'all gon' make me lose my mind up in here!
The television antenna's broken, so nothing really comes in clear
It's a wreck, but we love it here!
The brainwave manipulation kinda numbs the ears
But being numb isn't dangerous, so what's to fear?
Take the edge off, man; have another beer!
From this futon throne, we raise a drunken cheer, like
Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray!
Let's see what kind of garbage we get hit with today?
Guess which athlete admitted they're gay
And which starlet's gonna have a nip slip today?
Power couple breaks up, time to get lit for days
And keep dancing in denial that we did this in vain
Change up the story like a stick shift, and pray
To the screen we're glued to while our FitBits complain
Guess we haven't moved all afternoon
The latest buzz got us all copping an attitude
Everything was pretty sweet like a passion fruit
Until the audience broke in and killed the cast and crew
A billion people wanna sell their opinions to me
Can you blame me for not knowing which to believe?
My brain was a pure spring until the pipeline dripped in the creek
Now let the bassline kick in your teeth, let's go!
[Hook:]
Good morning!
Welcome to the world!
Get used to all this madness
I bid you good morning
Welcome to the world

[Verse 2:]
And the higher the height, then the colder the climate
Drugs got you feeling like you're old or you're timeless
Pay a lot of money to the flakes that got you buzzing, now they got some full pockets and it's gold that they're lined with
Let's spam the scammers, body-slam the dancers, how much more damage can you handle?
Damn your manners, can you stand the rambling banter? Grab the remote, change the channel
This just in, we got a new place for you to show off your fixed-up skin
For a quick buck or a dick suck, get a nip tuck so you don't have to feel disgusting
Take your Niacin and your vitamins
And then wash them all down with a Heineken
It's pretty great - these days, you can buy your sins!
Come back in an hour, see what state you find us in

[Hook]

[Bridge:]
Get used to all this madness
Get used to all this tragedy
Get used to feeling sadness
Get used to this grand travesty
Get used to this catastrophe
And all these crazy things
I know you're probably thinking of marrying this life until you get punched by the engagement ring
So I bid you...
[Hook]

Welcome to the world