Sit Them Old Ladies Down
[Verse 1]
They come to this bar every week
They take a front row table
'Cause their hearing's weak
The youngest of the three
Could be a grandmother to me
But I know she's only waiting for
A chance to pinch my cheek

If they would sit still, it would be okay
But they keep standing up
Each time we start to play
I try to explain
That it's just like a bingo game
But they just don't get the message
And so I have to say

[Chorus]
Sit them old ladies down
They keep movin' around
I wish I knew a song
That would make 'em happy
Sit them old ladies down
They keep movin' around
I wish I knew a song
That would make 'em happy
[Verse 2]
They came up to me the other night
And asked me if I knew
Any Gladys Knight
I said I was hip
My aunt used to date a pimp
So we played them a tune
But they still walked around all night

[Chorus]
Sit them old ladies down
They keep movin' around
I wish I knew a song
That would make 'em happy

[Bridge]
I'm leavin'
On that midnight train
To Georgia

[Chorus]
Sit them old ladies down
They keep movin' around
I wish I knew a song
That would make 'em happy