Lumps
Some of us have it and some of us don't
Get it?
A charmed existence
The statistic is so alarming that
No one knows what it is
And the storied picture-life
Of fearless fables
That enable the scoffers
To do exactly that
And did
And do

Will continue always
And call it lumps
In the lap of the gods
Where he always seems
To fall gently
Because he knows all
The right little things
To say and do
Oh, always
Call it lumps
But in the lap of the gods
Where he always seems
To fall gently
Because hе knows all
The right little things
To say and do
Unlike mе
And you

How do you take your lumps?
How do you take your lumps?
How do you take your lumps?
How do you take your lumps?