Pretend
[Produced by Azu]

[Verse 1]
I'm like a white Eminem as I'm droppin' this verse
Man, I'm stealin' Shady's style and I'm makin' it worse
I'll tell you I'm a really fuckin' serious guy (Ugh)
I'll also tell you everything I said is a lie (Nope)
I said that I come from the streets, I was beat
Had to sleep with no sheets, didn't have much to eat
Got no shoes on my feet, we were cheap, if I could
But really, I grew up in a gated neighborhood (Oops)
To be completely honest, I got quite the boring life (yeah)
I study every day and then I'm sleepin' through the night (ZZZZ)
Yeah, I'm getting private school, and man, I guess it's alright
But in terms of my raps, I don't got much to write
Got no struggles to fight, I do rap shit for fun
Need the more depressin' life, (So?) I'll just make one
This shit is a script, it's an act from the start (Yeah)
And I'm the nerdy theater kid who can play the part (Check it)

[Chorus]
It's a game, I'm not insane
Got through no pain, I get straight A's
Self-diagnosed with ADD
It's a joke when I'm all "don't fuck with me"
So it's not so surprising in the end
I just like to play pretend
[Verse 2]
Mothafuckas step to me, I'll cock my Glock and I load *gunshot*
(Haha) No, that was just a joke *disc scratch*
Now I've never held a gun and I never planned to kill
Never busted by the cops and I never popped a pill
And I've never gotten high, never cheated on my girl
And I never punched a man, never claimed to hate the world
Never battled with my foes and I never planned to rob us
If I kept these lyrics up, then I would never have a job (Ha)
And ever have a yabby, you would all be rockin' fists
While I give high-fives to my fellow innocents
So I'll have a [?] mass when I'm bustin' out some raps
Plus, I'd rather talk trash than write crap for my class
It's so classic, it's the joke and my life is the source
Write misogynistic lyrics in my Gender Studies course (Bitch)
But I'm a grown man, I can say what I want
You can't censor my lyrics (Fudge you, mom)

[Chorus]
It's a game, I'm not insane
Got through no pain, I get straight A's
Self-diagnosed with ADD
It's a joke when I'm all "don't fuck with me"
So it's not so surprising in the end
I just like to play pretend
[Verse 3]
Tell me, what is the fun of being the one at telling
Dudes in the [?] that I am bong dwelling
In with the smaller stacks and I'm gone selling
Trash 'bout the stuff would be really ton swelling
A big old ego now
That'll scream so loud when the beat goes down
Like a street cold plow through a skid snowmass
Spittin' as the spiders color it, now he know how (How?)
I'm one of a kind (yeah), I'm the only fake (woo)
I can guarantee that every rapper raps hard as they say
They can follow in a formula that's been proven to make 'em
Loads of riches, gainin' bitches and the story's all the same (Shit...)
I ain't sayin' that they're lame and they deserve less cred (Wut?)
I'm just playin' this in-game when it is time to shred (Ugh...)
I know I'm not straight, and I know I'm not hard
But that won't stop me from attendin' when I drop these bars 'cause

[Chorus]
It's a game, I'm not insane
Got through no pain, I get straight A's
Self-diagnosed with ADD
It's a joke when I'm all "don't fuck with me"
So it's not so surprising in the end
I just like to play pretend