Austins Shitty Limits
This is not a one-horse town
If there's a sound it might be coming from the underground
Maybe not
When it's hot it's really, really, really hot
Drink a shot
Drink a lot and let your blood start to clot

Think about your friends in the crowd
There's a shroud of stupidity that makes us proud and kind of old
Take it from one who does not know
Beer and bands will always be bought and sold

You want it
You need it
You got it
Turn off your television, radio
You want it
You need it
You got it
Turn off your television, radio
Television, radio
Television, radio
If you listen to commercial radio
Any show
They'll demonstrate how little that they know
About the music that makes kids want to shout
They haven't noticed that Wilco is totally played out

Austin has at least a million bands with a plan
To get rich working for the man
It's sort of sad
Maybe not
Maybe they deserve what they have got

You want it
You need it
You got it
Turn off your television, radio
You want it
You need it
You got it
Turn off your television, radio
Television, radio
Television, radio

You want it
You need it
You got it
Turn off your television, radio
You want it
You need it
You got it
Turn off your television, radio
Television, radio
Television, radio