Fake Chain Remix
[Intro: Sad Frosty]
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(Brrr!) Ayy, ayy

[Chorus: Sad Frosty]
My chain is fake as shit (What?)
I went to the palace (What?) and dropped the grip
Lil' bitch, she sucked my dick (Thot!)
I'm posted on Melrose (Bitch!) while eating chips
Bitch and she want me to cuff (Huh?)
I do not love her, I just wanna fuck (What?)
Rarri got trunk in the front (Skrrt!)
I get the cash while taking a dump, yeah (Ayy, what?)

[Verse 1: B. Lou]
Walk 'round with too much money
Broke bitch, she not for me
B. Lou, I keep it a hundred
You already know I be bluntin'
Gucci, my socks and my garments
I can not fuck with you 'cause you informants
Smoking that wool for breakfast this mornin'
Me and Sad Frosty pull off in a foreign
Range came in with steps on the outside
Young rich nigga connected like Wi-Fi
Fuck with me wrong, she get wet like its sci-fi
'Member high school I was dunking them drive-bys
You not a cat, you will not get nine lives
Strapped with a gat, I hit your ass nine times
Came from the bottom, had to struggle, had to get mine
Young rich nigga, I'm fucking your bitch now
[Chorus: Sad Frosty]
My chain is fake as shit (What?)
I went to the palace (What?) and dropped the grip (Huh?)
Lil' bitch, she sucked my dick (Thot!)
I'm posted on Melrose (Bitch!) while eating chips (What?)
Bitch and she want (What?) me to cuff (Huh?)
I do not love her, I just wanna fuck (What?) (Thot!)
Rarri got trunk in the front (Skrrt!)
I get the cash (Skrrt!) while taking a dump, yeah (Ayy, what?)
My chain is fake as shit (What?)
I went to the palace (What?) and dropped the grip
Lil' bitch, she sucked my dick (Thot!)
I'm posted on Melrose (Bitch!) while eating chips
Bitch and she want me to cuff (Huh?)
I do not love her, I just wanna fuck (What?)
Rarri got trunk in the front (Skrrt!)
I get the cash while taking a dump, yeah

[Verse 2: ImDontai]
Frosty, I hope I don't melt you
I come with that heat that I know niggas fell to
Look down on you peasants like seagulls
They lookin' up to me like eagles, you flickin' that lighter like B. Lou
Look, I don't even smoke, I don't drink those
I do not none of that at all
In fact, I'm 'bout to call my Mom to take me from this alcohol
"Mom, you gotta come get me, they're all smoking marijuana!"
Milk splash on my mustache
While I stash cash in the trash bag, it was mad
Fight a strippers ass clap, it was abstract
It was hashtag "#IsmashonblastinthemiddleofBaghdad"
This bitch showed me her hump
She don't want my money, she just want my cum
I am arose to see if they wanted some
They hit triangle, and all readied up
[Chorus: Sad Frosty]
My chain is fake as shit (What?)
I went to the palace (What?) and dropped the grip (Huh?)
Lil' bitch, she sucked my dick (Thot!)
I'm posted on Melrose (Bitch!) while eating chips (What?)
Bitch and she want (What?) me to cuff (Huh?)
I do not love her, I just wanna fuck (What?) (Thot!)
Rarri got trunk in the front (Skrrt!)
I get the cash (Skrrt!) while taking a dump, yeah (Ayy, what?)
My chain is fake as shit (What?)
I went to the palace (What?) and dropped the grip
Lil' bitch, she sucked my dick (Thot!)
I'm posted on Melrose (Bitch!) while eating chips
Bitch and she want me to cuff (Huh?)
I do not love her, I just wanna fuck (What?)
Rarri got trunk in the front (Skrrt!)
I get the cash while taking a dump, yeah

[Outro]
Mike G, you can't do this to 'em man!