Couldnt Fake it if I Tried
[Verse 1: ericthehammer]
Couldn't fake it if I tried
Couldn't make it if I died
Couldn't take it if I lied
If she flaked I think I'd
Drop her quick
Her promises don't stick
She wasn't my first pick
But her pussy I still lick
From time to time
Do you want some wine
Or a bowl or a line
Are you inclined
The best is what I am
I do it for Uncle Sam
And for the lion and the lamb
But I'm only just a man

[Verse 2]
I think I'm gonna pass out
Need some lights out
What am I about
Not having a doubt
In my mind
That I'm just fine
Are you in a bind
Where can I find
Some medical grade
They were playing hearts while we're playing spades
Need some Gucci shades
Need that Ferrari
Need that Pontiac safari
Next door there's a party
You can tell by the parking
[Hook]
Do you have a lighter
My days about to get brighter
I'm just a writer
Have you ever heard a flow that's tighter

[Verse 3]
Made this beat by myself
I think it's top shelf
I love my life can you tell
Hit me on my cell
For too many girls I fell
In my eyes I never took an L
They can all go to hell
Most of them couldn't spell
Used to wanna play brass
Used to love going to class
Now I just smash
Out these songs fo yo ass
Mango Arizona
Tango Barcelona
Django want a corona
Caint go any longer

All my friends rap
None of them have straps
Or big problems this and that
I'm filling the gap
Gotta spend some to make some
Gotta make some to break some
Off for my bros
They could take some
That day may come
When you can say you gave some
And also gained some
Have you ever betrayed some
Some girls would say I have
They left everything but glad
It's just really kind of sad
That turned out that bad