Kinda Country
The sun rises slowly
I open my eyes and I get up
In front of hills and mountains
Which stretch in front of me

When I see my face in a mirror
I get it better
Why birds sing for me and ladies faint
‘Coz of my beauty
I am the greatest of cowboys
I’ve no other choice but love, love… myself

Now that I am in town I’m looking around
For that super shop I love
Then I enter the store and I comb my hair
Bewitching pretty girls
At last I can see them, they’re my aim in life
Those brand new spurs I want

Oh boy! He’s like a Greek god!
I already knew that!
When I see my face in a mirror
I get it better
Why birds sing for me and ladies faint
‘Coz of my beauty
I am the greatest of cowboys
I’ve no other choice but love, love… myself

You’re the best
We get crazy about you

When I see my face in a mirror
I get it better
Why birds sing for me and ladies faint
‘Coz of my beauty
I am the greatest of cowboys
I’ve no other choice but love, love… myself

Suddenly I hear a scream in the shop
A woman in distress
A few lipstick on the cheek and not on her lips
I give my handkerchief
So I wink at her, she goes bright red
But all of a sudden…

I can see him, my oldest enemy!
What the hell are you doing here?
Hey you, just bugger off!!!
Every time I see ya
The dumbest guy, you queer
Don't cha know ya gettin on my nerves?

Don’t abuse me all the time
I’m gonna teach you how
Two lords have to settle the score

Pray for me, pray for me
I challenge him to a duel
Pray for me, pray for me
You challenge him to a duel

The sun sets slowly
I lie down
And I close my eyes