O Chem
I’ve been reading up on what I ought to be, a syllabus of intelligent design
I’ve come to terms with my deficiencies. I’m drawing up a schedule to refine
Every last mistake, every tiny ache

I’m learning how to be a girl today, flawless from my head down to my feet
Skinny in that expensive way, wrapped up like a sugar-free sweet
A spray tan for the beach, a little dental bleach
I’m pretty sure it’s all within my reach

Silicone, acetone, collagen, prednisone, what you want is what you see
Money shot, polkadot, Hydroderm, polyglot, I am nothing but possibility

And baby, with a little extra cash, maybe I can go the extra mile
A heart that only ever needs to glow, a face that only ever needs to smile
The kiosk at the mall says I can have it all
Packaged up size zero, extra small

Lollipop, Photoshop, overdub, lemon drop, what you want is what you see
Botulin, aspartame, avatar, username, I am nothing but possibility

Ritalin, adrenaline, retinol, lecithin, your longer lashes, your baby skin
Babydoll, Demerol, propylene glycerol, unleash the beauty within
Toluene, ephedrine, Orthocept, Listerine, the silken feel, the lifelike touch
Juvederm, Restylane, blister pack, cellophane, men who love women who love men who love women who love men too much
Mocha whip, microchip, Dexatrim, acid trip, what you want is what you see
Silicone, acetone, crinoline, methadone, I am nothing but possibility