Like the Last Time
I should have listened when you were screaming at me
I said it's different I just wanna be free
But now I'm broke in a heap
Like the last time

The bus that hit me did you see where it's gone?
Who are these people and I can't find my phone
So now I'm here all alone
Like the last time

I had a really good dream
Involves a jukebox and a wrestling team
I'm here just strutting the scene
Playing drinking games with Elvis and a jabberwokky covered in cream

Hey hey hey hey x2

I think it's Sunday but it's two days behind
I could be dreaming or I'm losing my mind
So fucked my ears have gone blind
Like the last time
This isn't me I gotta get off
But when I try I keep missing my stop
I may have been kissing The Hoff
Like the last time

It's cold and I'm all alone
And there's a vampire sucking on my big toe
I was just goin' with the flow
But there's an elephant trying to sell me crack and now I wanna go home

BRIDGE:
Ladies and gentlemen, step right up for the time of your life! A riotous rip snorter of rampant recklessness. A unequivocal loss of memory, grey matter and morals. Step right up! Regrets guaranteed

Why do I do this, it's not my kinda fun
I but was reckless and the damage is done
My stomach feels kinda wrong
Like the last time

I'm limping home with my head in my hands
I'm hoping this time that you'll still understand
I'm saying never again
Like the last time