You Stood Me Up
You stood me up
You, you stood me up (x3)
You stood me up, you stood me up

You had a date with me
On April 17th
I showed up at the Dairy Queen
Where we were 'sposed to meet
I got there at 4:53
We were 'sposed to meet at 5
I had a Butterfinger Blizzard and some fries
When you didn't show up, I got worried that you might've had a wreck
But some friends of mine said they saw you puking off a parking deck
(Downtown)

You stood me up
You, you stood me up (x3)
You stood me up, you stood me up

I saw you just the other day
I can't believe you tried to lie
You said you had bronchitis
When you were out with some other guy
At the time it kinda bothered me
Now I don't care at all
My girl's a ten with jet black hair; in heels she's 6 feet tall
And I never would've never met the girl if you would've showed up that night
Next time you break a date, make sure your alibi's air tight
(Tied down)
You stood me up
You, you stood me up (x3)
You stood me up, you stood me up

You stood me up
You, you stood me up (x3)
You stood me up, you stood me up

I guess you got me
Yeah, you really got me
Hundred million ways to break a heart
And that's one you taught me (x8)