HHH vs. Undertaker Battle Rap
[Triple H]
I married the business, I do what I want to do-ah
I'll beat your coffin green, and then I'll sneeze on you-ah
Black lights don't scare, neither do your druids
Your joints are so bad, they're leaking cartilage and fluents
You can't eliminate The Game, you've got the agility of Scott Steiner
You don't look so scary, wearing all that guy-liner
I'll stretcher you out of the Miami like they did in Atlanta
When you get future endeavored, say hi to Colt Cabana
You retire and come back more often than Ric Flair
You're paying alimony, I married a billionaire
At Wrestlemania, I'll be the cause of your death
Then DM Lemmy from Motörhead cause he's my, BFF

[Undertaker]
I'm The Undertaker, you'll never break my streak
Bend over, I'll make you humble like the Iron Sheik
You orange, insecure, pompous, little prick
Your movies are worse than your gimmick with Katie Vic

[Paul Bearer]
Bad taste
[Undertaker]
I crawled out of my coffin through the dirt

[Paul Bearer]
Messy

[Undertaker]
I'll boot you so hard Stephanie'll feel the hurt

[Paul Bearer]
Ow..

[Undertaker]
The Game, Triple H, Cerebral Assassin

[Paul Bearer]
Nicknames

[Undertaker]
When you use your scary voice I can't help from laughin'

[Paul Bearer]
*Laughs*

[Undertaker]
You seem pretty confident about my streak going away
Last guy who said that, was your homeboy HBK
[Paul Bearer]
Heartbreak Kid

[Undertaker]
Put some water on The Deadman
Screw your Pedigree
I'll make you tap like bitch
I watch UFC

[Paul Bearer]
A UFC fan

[Triple H]
I'll eliminate you, like Maven did in the Royal Rumble

[Undertaker]
Just like Godwinn and the Hawk and I'll make you crumble

[Triple H]
'Least I've never been accompanied to the ring by a Fred Durst

[Undertaker]
That match with The Ultimate Warrior, was the worst

[Paul Bearer]
*Echoes* Sables debut
[Triple H]
You're older than that chick from Harold and Maude

[Undertaker]
Watch your step, before you tear your quad

[Paul Bearer]
Riiiip

[Triple H]
You're on Santa Claus's sketch for working one day a year

[Undertaker]
Get back behind your desk, and start your new career

[Paul Bearer]
Paperwork

(Skit)
[Undertaker]
I didn't even say Rest in Peace
It's one of my catchphrases

[Triple H]
You're lucky I didn't hit you with my flawless
Giant Gonzales rhyme

[Undertaker]
Don't make fun of Fred Durst, he's got a nice red hat

[Triple H]
I had a fish taco with Lemmy one time

[Undertaker]
I like hats

[Triple H]
I was great in that school bus movie

[Paul Bearer]
I never saw The Chaperon

[Undertaker]
It's personal

[Triple H]
2012: Hell in a Cell
2013: Punjabi Prison match

[Paul Bearer]
Oooooh noooooooo