Pretty Girl Christian Parody
[Chorus]
I don't drink, I might joke
Read the bible, go to church
I don't drink, I don't smoke
Send prayers up to the Lord
And you see me throw my hands up full of joy to the world
Hallelujah He is risen
'Cause I'm just a Christian guy

[Verse 1]
I take more than just some pictures
Stay away from me step sister
Sometimes it's hard for me to cope
I don't spread any rumors
Don't look at girls on my computer
I just hang out with the bros

[Pre-Chorus]
Some days I'm sad, Some days I'm glad
Everyday I'm nice, some days I may act lil  bad
Some days I'm strong, some days I quit
I say it in prayer, and in the pews I sit
[Chorus]
I don't drink, I might joke
Read the bible, go to church
I don't drink, I don't smokе
Send prayers up to the Lord
And you see mе throw my hands up full of joy to the world
Hallelujah He is risen
'Cause I'm just a Christian guy

[Verse 2]
I don't ask girls for numbers
I'm a lover, not a hater
Sometimes it's hard for me to cope
I just go read the Bible
Be so holy like disciple
I just hang out with the bros

[Pre-Chorus]
Some days I'm sad, Some days I laugh
Everyday I'm nice, sometimes do math
Some days I'm strong, some days I quit
I say it in prayer, and in the pews I sit

[Chorus]
I don't drink, I might joke
Read the bible, go to church
I don't drink, I don't smoke
Send prayers up to the Lord
And you see me throw my hands up full of joy to the world
Hallelujah He is risen
'Cause I'm just a Christian guy
'Cause I'm not just any guy, I'm not just any guy
I'm not just any guy, yeah I'm a Christian guy
I don't drink, I might joke
Read the bible, go to church
I don't drink, I don't smoke
Send prayers up to the Lord
And you see me throw my hands up full of joy to the world
Hallelujah He is risen
'Cause I'm just a Christian guy