Its a Conspiracy
It's getting lonely way out here
Yeah, space'll do that to you, but let me be clear
I'm one heartbroken satellite

You see it's been a while since I've seen you around
Forty years since you last touched my lunar ground
So a call at least would be nice

You moved on to better things
Said it was the money, but maybe it's me
And you changed everything with one giant leap
And then you left me, oh maybe
It's a conspiracy

I don't know this Houston guy
But I bet he can't shine as bright as I
Oh there's so much of me you've yet to learn

And worst of all, you left your little prints on me
Stuck a pretty thorn in my side, oh, is that all you need?
You've been gone so long but the memory still hurts
Oh, you moved on to better things
Said it was the money, but maybe it's me
And you changed everything with one giant leap
And then you left me, oh maybe
It's a conspiracy

Oh, what can I do?
Until you return I'll watch the asteroids burn
I just don't glow like I used to
And as I count the days, I'm drifting further and further and further and further and further and further away

You moved on to better things
Said it was the money, but maybe it's me, oh
And you changed everything with one giant leap
And then you left me, yeah, oh maybe
It's a conspiracy