Its Only a Sin If You Get Caught
How's it going baby?
You're looking pretty damn neat
Wanna hop in my car and go get something to eat?
Bitch I promise not to roofie your drink like Bill C
I don't think I'll go for date murder
But we'll see

I'm a mysterious guy
Bitches call me obscure
They're not sure if I'm pure
Or I'm just flat premature
I don't think that it matters
Any way the blood splatters
All across my windshield while I please my dark masters

I didn't mean it the way it came out
Let me explain what the perfect date's really all about
First I take you for food
Then I take you to bed
Then you fall on my floor from blunt trauma to the head
Nobody hears you scream
'Cause I live in the woods
When I tear apart your body, I sell all of the goods
Your heart goes to China, your lungs to Brazil
And there's nothing of you left, investigation stands still
See I'm a whole lot of things, but a liar ain't one
I'm being honest with my goals for before the night's done
Oh I'll gladly meet your father, and I'll tell him this too
Because he'd lose his fucking mind at what I plan to do
I can make it look like an accident
And when the cops come, I'm devil's advocate
And if you're just a witness to my crimes
Do yourself a favor, call an ambulance

I can't be responsible for anything I do
Innocent till proven guilty or till my face is on the news
Till I'm in a court room, I'm making claims under God
Then I blame video games and watch the media throw a rod
'Cause it's a dumb world
And strings are easy to pull
All it takes is a few tears and everybody buys your bull
It's bleeding heart America in this bleeding heart land
My tears are way more valid than the blood on my hands

I can make it look like an accident
And when the copa come, I'm devil's advocate
And if you're a victim to my crimes
Thank the bleeding hearts of Los Angeles