Fellowship of the Nerd
This might just be a waste of time
There's no one I'd rather waste
My time with than all my best friends
So start that car up

We'll all take turns, not for the worst
We're all has-beens and never-weres
And we're all in the back singing "Roxanne"
Just watching life pass us by

Pass us by
As if we cared enough to try to catch up
Enough to make up for lost time
Enough to make up for lost time, yeah

We've been down, we've been out, we've been hanging around
Tip your glasses to no direction, yeah
Start the van up, get me out of this one horse town
Waste this night

Woo!
We've been down, we've been out, we've been hanging around
Tip your glasses to no direction, yeah
Start the van, get me out of this one horse town
Waste this night, waste this night
We've been down, we've been out, (waste this night)
We've been hanging around (waste this night)
Tip your glasses to no direction (waste this night)
Start the van, get me out of this one horse town
Waste this night

(Boo!)