Dungeons and dragons
She told me that Wittgenstein totally changed her life
And thou I didn't have a clue, I said I felt the same way too
She sold me on sages, what can you do? I just played along
See I was the guy from that interview and in all those songs
It sucks that I like her, 'cause if she knew
She wouldn't even look at me if I told her the truth

I still play dungeons and dragons baby
I can't stop thinking about star wars baby
Now if you want to be with me, gonna have to get used to
That I don't say goodbye, I say may the force be with you

We pass by on our Sunday walk; the museum of modern art
I mention Peggy Gugenheim she was quite impressed and smiled
We run into a friend who plays in a band that she adores
We talked for a while and she took my hand and i felt so small
A fraud and a failure a fake and a fool
And soon I'll have to call it off, while she still thinks I'm cool

I still play dungeons and dragons baby
And I can't stop thinking about star wars baby
Now if you want to be with me, gonna have to get used to
That I don't say goodbye I say may the force be with you
I like board games and frieze magazine
I love the festivals but god I have my peace be with me
I read comic books and the believer
And I know every word that Woody Allan ever read

I text her that we need to talk then i turned my cellphone off
I wait a couple days or so then I say I need some time alone
I tell her it's best if she stops by to pick up her things
As she walks thru the door i'm gonna run into her arms
Explain everything
But her eyes go right thru me she calls me a fool
She grabs her things and says may the force be with you

I still play dungeons and dragons baby
I still play dungeons and dragons baby
I still play dungeons and dragons baby
I still play dungeons and dragons baby
I still play dungeons and dragons baby