Royal Road
Take it like a man
Take it like a woman
I'll take it any way
I've got a lot
To say on the subject

Man, I really hate the way they think today
It's so black and white
Do you think your mind is just a lady?
Do you think your mind is just a man?

I was born a man, sure
Like any whole man, my soul is half woman
Just like the soul
Of the whole women I know is half man

Buddy, let me tell you
That's the royal road to feeling free and fine
Do you think your mind is just a lady?
Do you think your mind is just a man?
Well I know my mind
It never knew the difference between the two
'Til they said, "Hey, you, this is what you are"

Call it gay or straight or bi or anything you like
I call it all romance
And I call the man who hates romance a sad man

Call your self a man, call your self a woman
I call my self alive
Do you think your mind is just a lady?
Do you think your mind is just a man?

Well I know my mind
It never knew the difference between the two
'Til they said "hey you. This is what you are"