I. Halloween 1994
[Intro: Radio]
*Marching band music*
*Static*
"Cutting up pumpkin for Halloween"
*Static*
"Get a jump on Halloween with some frightfully funny videos"
*Static*
"Trick or treat"
"No, go away"
*Static*
"Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat"
*Static*
"Can you guys say "Happy Halloween"?"
"Happy Halloweeeen!"

[Verse 1]
Out of bed, wake up late
Orange light from the outside, on my face
Plastic fangs
Silk cape, bloody stains
White face-paint
Grab some gloves
Some Count Chocula
Barely awake
[Verse 2]
Pillow case, off my bed
Fill it up with memories I'll forget
The TV glows
While some psycho
Slashes a head
Walk to the door
Sack drags on the floor
At sunset

[Break: Television Commercial]
"Beverly Hills 90210
And a special presentation of 'Party of Five'
That's the show with cool music
With groups like R.E.M., Counting Crows and [?] right?
That's what I'm talking bout
Wednesday night
And now to tell you more about Fox's Halloween Bash
Earl, the human goose."
"*errr*"
"What's that, Earl? We'll continue with three more episodes of The Simpsons Halloween show?"
"*err err*"
"What are you gonna be for Halloween this year, Earl?
*dog bark*
"Terrific. Three more episodes of The Simpsons next, followed by an all new American Children and The George Carlin Show, here on Fox."
[Bridge]
Bum bumpah
Bumbum bumpah
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Bumbum bumpah
Bumbum bumpah

[Verse 3]
In the black of the night I will drag my feet
Across the purple glow
To find my friends
The witches glare distracts me
As I roam my street
Caress the orange glow that woke me up
My fangs dig deep into the past of this scene
The cats, the devil horns, and white pearly sheets
Forget my tragedies
And conquer my beasts tonight
We celebrate Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
[Instrumental 5:40-9:27]

[Outro]
(Call her moonchild)
Hanging down from my window
Those are my windchimes