The Call Phoner
Hello?, Hello, this Amanda?, Yeah
This is Mighty Mike callin' from Skipo Studios
I, I hear ya sing, write and rap
You forgot play and perform and that's sad, lil' stooge
Lil' stooge? What's a, a lil' stooge?
That's what we call them wacka weenies that keep callin' me
And you the seventh one this month, lil' stooge
So what are the other boys offerin' you?
Bang and a ride in the back of a limo
That's what I'm talkin' about, that's where they're screwin' up
I'm talkin' drivin' yourself your own keys to Bentlies and Benzes
And parking long driveways, That's how you do?
And Beverly and Bel Air, where the houses are so damn big
They got sinks made of gold, where your back yard pool is so big
You could do a sequel to the damn Titanic in it
How about you next to Leonardo and Leno?", "For real?"
"Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about
What about the Grammies, performin' there, then winnin' them?"
"Hmm, that's nice"
"This is what I offer you, come with me, sign with me
Amanda, are you in?, Fo' sho'
Good, now get your ass on a jet plane
You're comin' to L.A., baby