ADHD 2²
[Intro]
Right, so this one
Bit of a serious tone
It's about my condition
It's called Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
It's sometimes a struggle to breathe
I need an inhaler
Anyway, let's be serious

[Verse]
ADHD won't let me concentrate
Sometimes I write a book, when I try to masturbate
I can't walk in straight lines
I jump into moving traffic
And then I start to cry
My life's tragic
I like cheese
There's a fucking squirrel
I'll have three Big Macs, thanks
Yeah, no, sorry I didn't mean to end your marriage
I wanna be a fridge
Like a, like a not a fridge freezer
Cause they're cold, but a fridge
Cause they're warm
You know what I mean?
I'm sorry, I can't concentrate on what's because i have
Did I mention I have ADHD
Um, what was I saying?
I can't recall
I've got ADHD and a case of itchy balls
I can't think straight
I feel like a blender
I was writing the words to this song but now I can't remember
My mind's gone blank, I'm having a wank on the toilet
Thinking about, your Nan
Specifically yours, you listening to this
Your Nan's a whore
She's got hairy armpits, and a dick
But I don't mind, cause she's perfect
She's like Tropicana Orange Juice in summer
I wanna, bend her over and bum her
Sometimes
But not too hard
I don't want to hurt her
Today
I don't know how to rhyme
I've forgotten how
I can't concentrate on the dictionary
I've got ADHD
You're a pencil case
Let's be honest
'Cause you've got so many long things in you, your like a pencil case
Or a pencil holder
Or like a candle holder
Because like, you get set on fire and then you start burning into wax
And then, I just wanna play saxophone sometimes
Okay, this is Wonderwall