Battletoads ft. Izzy Comma Stahp
[Verse 1: EETP]
I called it profit prophet
But its more like instant classic
Kawaii-crew intergalactic
Jack 'till my dick is flaccid
I'm doing back-flips in traffic
Elastic Mr Fantastic, smoke botanic
Verbal slapstick magic school bus since the last hit
I'm still leanin' like italics poppin' acid
Till i'm seein' polynomial chromatics
She uses my dick as chap-stick
Acting socially erratic, purely psycho schematic
Rocking oceanic fabric till the death of me, tragic
Ta-da i'm magic, a master of [?]
Beat bandits eat magnets speak callous heat gaskets
Until they're poppin' off
Ill still be getting head in my casket
My lyrical tangents are tactically planned to put you in plastic
Tangerines to orangutans i'm bangarang-ing the planet
From town of pallet to Dallas
My phallus hanging
I'm passing the mic to izzy i'm dizzy
Feeding my carrot to these rabbits
End the verse here to make it extra climactic
[Chorus: EETP]
Bitch you couldn't find us like we're battletoads at gamestop
Hats like containers that would rattle from a raindrop
Elephant bring the seven emeralds for the chaos
Izzy spit the venom that'll get your melon brainwashed

[Chorus: Izzy Commah Stahp]
Bitch you couldn't find us like we're battletoads at gamestop
Hats like containers that would rattle from a raindrop
Elephant bring the seven emeralds for the chaos
Says hes with the venom that will get your melon brainwashed

[Verse 2: Izzy Commah Stahp]
My haters read the Fader and say damn she sucked
But i helped elephant get that dead body out of his truck
I'm an assist player, but ain't no cis player
Bet that you're a fuckboy
Twerk teams on and got me slayin' the lich
Call me dead eyes jesus cos im flexin' and i'm gay
Police state dance floor, you do as i say
Corruption power overloading government needs overthrowing
Pop punk is my mindset and everyday my angst is growing
While eating pizza, yeah its [?]
Or Izzy Commah Stahp whatever you may please sir
Please use my preferred pronouns, you find it on my lip
The other one says sex but you ain't call me a bitch
I'm a bounty hunter in a powersuit
Yeah i'm Samus of rap
Boy try to hit me up on snapchat
Call me leo, catch me if you can
I'm at ebgames or at local [?]
Gonna spark this green up
MIGHTY CABBAGES
[Chorus: EETP]
Bitch you couldn't find us like we're battletoads at gamestop
Hats like containers that would rattle from a raindrop
Elephant bring the seven emeralds for the chaos
Izzy spit the venom that'll get your melon brainwashed

[Chorus: Izzy Commah Stahp]
Bitch you couldn't find us like we're battletoads at gamestop
Hats like containers that would rattle from a raindrop
Elephant bring the seven emeralds for the chaos
Says hes with the venom that will get your melon brainwashed

[Tyler the Creator]
What the fuck?