Side Two
[SPOKEN]

ERIC #2:  Yeah, from right there.

REV. NØRB:  Here, I- I- I...I just talk?

ERIC:  Anytime.

NØRB:  Okay.

Good afternoon.  While the compact disc has but a single playable surface --unlike other more reputable two-sided formats such as vinyl-- we at Boris the Sprinkler feel that it is of paramount psychological importance to designate a de facto break between what would be sides one and two of this recording, had this recording more than one side.  This, then, is such a break, a pause analogous to the brief separations between movements of a symphony or hockey game.

If for old time's sake you'd like to utilize this break in the slam-bang punk rock action to take a leak and flip the disc over upon returning from the can, by all means, go ahead.  It may actually enhance your listening experience.