Macaulay Culkin Freestyle
[Verse 1]
I swear I’m the rap Macaulay Culkin
Sulkin, in the back of the gym at the high school dance my arms are folded
2 kings and an ace I’m probably still folding
A joker flops in the river everyone’s coughing and choking
Tom Coughlin might’ve poisoned the gin again
Coach been recruiting the kid ever since he was a little giant
Home alone, and snowed in
Whats being a citizen FOUR if you can’t be the slightest defiant
I gotta tell ya, way to many people seen my privates
Internet chat rooms clicked on two too many advertisements
All my friends they know my virtues
And now I, I think its time for them to see my vices
And yeah my parents they think I go to school to be a pilot
But nah, nah, nah I’m kinda flightless
Kinda fightless
Kinda nervous
Sitting home writing poems writing verses
Swear I’m macaulay
Macaulay
[Verse 2]
Swear I’m the rap macaulay culkin
Eating pizza on a stage at the tennis US open
Tenant kicked me out, making a racket rapping Sorkins
Whew! Didi park dude you are so outspoken
No not really
I used to be a class president and now I’m kinda antisocial
Sitting back in parking lots tryna go global
Maybe ill just practice my vocals
Swear im Macaulay

[Verse 3]
I swear im the rap Macaulay Culkin
Backwards bejamin button like richie rich
Cause by the time I hit 50 ill be filthy rich
Or maybe 66
Drugs at 16 on route 66
I’m almost dead man
Rap Macaulay culkin