Mr. Fluoride
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Hey mama, what’s that fluoride in my water?
Hey mama, what’s that fluoride in my bone?
Hey mama, won’t you tell Mr. Fluoride
To leave my clean, clear water alone

It’s a neurotoxin and it’s a toxic waste
If it belonged in our bodies we could eat our toothpaste
It’s not a vitamin, it is a drug
It’s the F in teflon, so do not chug-a-lug!

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Yeah it’s bad for diabetes and it’s bad for thyroid
Bad for the kiddies and bad for unemployed
Bad for the oldsters robber barons will not mourn
With flow guns in their holsters to [???] the unborn

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Get the F out of my water, I’ve been drinking it by force
This water fluoridation has run its dark course
Profits for the rich man, health problems for the poor
Keep you in the waiting room, big business keeps the cure!
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[Outro]
Oh, hey mama, what’s that fluoride in my water?
Hey mama, what’s that fluoride in my bone-bone-bone-bone-bone-bone-bone?
Hey mama, won’t you tell Mr. Fluoride
To leave my clean, clear water alone
Leave my clean, clear water alone
Leave our clean, clear New York City water the F alone!

Get the F out! Please!