Hardcore Humpty Dumpty
Come closer, child. Let me tell you the story...of Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men wouldn't put Humpty together again..
Because Humpty Dumpty was EVIL!

Buried deep underground under Stonehenge he lay
Where magic was perpetual!
The druids above, they were setting the stage
A dark summoning ritual

When they'd spoken the words, Humpty Dumpty had heard
Freed, he appeared with a flash!
Thе druids recoiled, the ritual foil
Had еggs inside instead of phoenix ash!

Back from the grave to make you his slave, no matter if you cry or beg!
Evil has won, there's nowhere to run, bow down and worship the egg!

He came to the kingdom, converting the ranks
The peasants and soldiers, his mortars and tanks!
His army is marching, approaching the gate
His royal adviser said "It is too late!"
They broke to the throne room, and cornered the king!
His crown was what Humpty desired!
He clenched up his fist, and with one mighty swing
Humpty has risen to power!

Back from the grave to make you his slave, no matter if you cry or beg!
Evil has won, there's nowhere to run, bow down and worship the egg!

Long live the king!
Long live the king!
Long live the king!
Long live the king!
HUMPTY DUMPTY!