Promethazine Gamer
Yuh
Lil daddy (oh mommy daddy)

Yo yo I’m back again
I gotta come hop on this promethazine trend
NyQuil is still at my list’s upper end
But a new syrup in town’s got me making new friends

When I talk about prometh-zine I’m not talking bout that lean shit
Please remove the codeine cuz we all know that’s some teen shit
I’m not even trying to go drink it for a high
It’s its status as a full name that go make it hella fly

We all know about the prefix pro
Schools tellin you that it’s short for professional
That might be what it means but us woke folk know
That it’s actually short for promethazine, yo

(And) some of y’all tryin to claim your a gamer
Truth be told I ain’t seen nothing tamer
I be wild when I play that pong
And you’ll learn pretty quickly that’s the theme of this song
Chorus:
Promethazine gamer
(I’m a) Promethazine gamer
If you try to play against me you should hear this disclaimer
(That I’m a) promethazine gamer

(Ay) When Im vibing at late methazine night
I’m the pro-est gamer in methazine sight
Better ready your plane and your methazine kite
Cuz tonight lil daddy’s taking methazine flight

Now I don’t just rock at promethazine shooters
Just wait till you see this promethazine cooter
And last year when my NyQuil song took up the heat
My cooter got wetter than Maciej’s car seat

That’s right now I’m a rap sensation
My last song got more hits than a punching bag station
And I didn’t use my profit to buy any dumb new jeans
Cuz I spent all of that shit on bottles of promethazine

Now there’s one more thing about me that you probably should know
I got a little crushie on a Jewish man called Shlome
He ain’t even ready for when I bring him home
And show him what it’s like to be taken to the shlome zone!
Chorus

I'm a (shlomosexual) (promethazine gamer) x4