Roadkill
[Spoken]
He pulled up to the second light of my five streetlight town
He was going from one dream to the next and making just a pit-stop in my town when he headed off into the cornfields. Well, I was on my smoke break from the little diner I worked at. I looked over at him just long enough to catch his eye, but then the brown sedan behind him honked, "Go!" and he took off out of my town, running from one dream to the next like they always do, leaving me behind with their mohawks and their sunglasses. I knew he wasn't from around here, 'cause ain't nobody looks like that around here but me.  Well, I had nothin' better to do, and I had a souped-up moped, and I was gonna find out who the fuck you are

I was trying to drive with my knees
While my sister and brother-in-law were fucking in the back seat
Cocked the rear view down to see
Masturbating with a right hand
Shooting road signs with my left hand

You were all over the road
Swerving to hit the roadkill running away
From that big white satellite car
I threw flowers on the roadkill you had left
And wondered what had pissed you off so bad

Cock in one hand, gun in the other
Hundred and ten degrees outside
Leaving skid marks all across both lanes
All turned on, and you were her brother
Rows of corn passing by on both sides
You didn't see me close behind
I'd wait 'til you'd stop to piss
To find out what was on your mind
Can you cum and shoot your gun?
Can you drive straight when you cum?
And are you just a-, just a-, just a-, just about to cum?

I was trying to drive with my knees
While my sister and brother-in-law were fucking in the back seat
Cocked the rear view down to see
Masturbating with my right hand
Shooting road signs with my left hand

You were all over the road
Swerving to hit the roadkill running away
From that big white satellite car
I threw flowers on the roadkill you left
And wondered what had pissed you off so bad

Cock in one hand, gun in the other
Hundred and ten degrees outside
Leaving skid marks all across both lanes
All turned on, and you were her brother
Rows of corn passing by on both sides
You didn't see me close behind
I'd wait 'til you'd stop to piss
To find out what was on your mind

Can you cum and shoot your gun?
Can you drive straight when you cum?
And are you just a-, just a-, just a-, just about to cum?
And then the crash

Four lanes of [?], two lanes of highway
Blood, semen, (blood) guts and rock n' roll everywhere

[Spoken]
So I pulled up behind the crash.  Oh my God, they were everywhere!  Body parts everywhere!  And I put the panties that I found out back behind on where they stopped the pants back on to go, 'cause ain't nobody's momma should see their little girl like that.   Well, I looked to see who they were, and I found your wallet.  I know your secrets.  I put your wallet in my bag, slipped my dress in your pocket instead.  And I knew I'd get out of this town, 'cause I knew you'd like that