EDM Sucks
Hi, my name is Siri
I'm a humanized artificial intelligence
Tonight I’ll be taking over as your DJ
Let's take it back to 2014
Where sit-downs and PLUR were still a thing

All we need is a cheesy sing-along gimmick
And a super generic, predictable half-time drop
That every DJ wants to play
Are you fucking ready?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
EDM sucks
And so do you, bitch

I know that all you human party motherfuckers
Want to hear a second and easy anticipated drop
Are you fucking ready?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
EDM sucks
And so do you, bitch
EDM sucks
And so do you, bitch