Go-Getter Greg
Hi
You must be new, I guess at least you're new to me
Saw you unpacking your car so I said to myself
"Maybe I should help her out," since we're neighbors now
And all the other people here are elderly and probably
A little stand-offish and I've got nothing to do (and whatnot)
By the way, I live in 207, my name is Greg
Wherever are my manners?!
Let me get that heavy box!

I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip
I'm just searching for that someone to be firing it
I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance
And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...
To be my girlfriend

What's up?
Didn't mean to sneak up on you there
I looked downstairs and saw you leaving, so what's up?
I haven't seen you at the pool since the barbecue, not that I've been checking
Here's the deal: I've got this thing for work this weekend and I was wondering
If you don't have anything going on then maybe
Okay, hey that's cool, you're busy
But we should hit up Jose O'Flanagan's for Jell-o-Shot
"You-call-it's" okay, not this week, but Monday...
You could come over tonight, I'll be watching cop dramas
Smokin' fatty-fatties
I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip
I'm just searching for that someone to be firing it
I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance
And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...
To be my girlfriend

I've given it some thought...
And I really think that you could use a guy like me in your life
Looking after you, a man to take you home, a hand for you to hold...
And I'd never leave you alone

I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip
I'm just searching for that someone to be firing it
I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance
And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...

I'm a go-getter guy, I'm a go-getter guy
I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance
And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...
(And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...) chance...
Chance...
To be my girlfriend