Pete Townshend from The Who
Boo-hoo!

You were a guitarist of some great repute
But now that's in dispute, since you were caught playing the pink flute
In the course of research, your good name you did besmirch
By putting "young girls front bottoms" into a Google search
You used your credit card to make your willy hard
Over pornographic pictures in which young kiddies starred
But you were caught off-guard by the chaps at Scotland Yard
And now from under-ages gigs it seems you have been barred

What did you do, Pete Townshend from the Who?
You got caught surfing kiddie porn and caused a real to-do
Now you're in a stew, Pete Townshend from the Who
The sex offenders' registry you'll have to sign on to
Boo-hoo!

(That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure played a mean pinball
And if you interfered with him, he couldn't tell anyone at all)

My favorite Who song was "My Generation"
But it's tainted with speculation of illegal masturbation
And when Roger Daltrey sang "the kids are all right"
I don't think he ever thought it might make your willy stand upright
Did your income from Quadrophenia and related memorabilia
Help to fuel an interest in online pedophilia?
You were mentioned in the same breath as Hendrix, so it must be a shitter
That nowadays comparison's startin' out with Gary Glitter
What did you do, Pete Townshend from the Who?
You got caught surfing kiddie porn and caused a real to-do
Now, when you're in the loo, Pete Townshend from the Who
Do you have a whim to wank over things you ought not to?
Do you?