Juniors Farm
You should have seen me with the poker man
I had a honey and I bet a grand
Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand

I was talking to an Eskimo
Said he was hopping for a fall of snow
When up popped a sea lion ready to go

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Down to junior's farm where I want to lay low
Low life, high life, oh, let's go
Take me down to junior's farm

At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chip in for a bag of cement

Olly Hardy should have had more sense
He bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence
All for the sake of a couple of pence
I took my bag into a grocer's store
The price is higher than the time before
Old mand asked me why is it more

I said you should have seen me with the poker man
I had a honey and I bet a grand
Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Down to junior's farm where I want to lay low
Low life, high life, oh, let's go
Take me down to junior's farm
Let's go, let's go, down to junior's farm where I want to lay low
Low life, high life, oh, let's go
Take me down to junior's farm
Ev'rybody tag along
Take me down to junior's farm