Unofficial Anthem of the Banana Earth Society
Yes, it’s us!
The Banana Earth Society!
We’ll beat your anus awesomely!

Yes, we have the truth!
The one you ignore!
You petty whore!

Yes, the Earth is banana-shaped!
Not round or flat!
You stupid shitbag!

Yes! Realize the truth!
Yes! Realize the truth!
Yes! Realize the truth!

Yes, it’s us!
The Banana Earth Society!
We’ll beat your anus awesomely!

Yes, we have the truth!
The one you ignore!
You petty whore!
Yes, the Earth is banana-shaped!
Not round or flat!
You stupid shitbag!

Oh, embrace the truth! (x6)