Falcon Punch
[lyrics originally transcripted by jimmy dyna, onesecbeforetheend & etze]

Vigo the Carpathian bathing in lakes of radium
Breaking them in
Angel of sin
Chasing the wind
God particle eater
Meet the
Farcical leader
Sparking the trees up [Damn!]
Parking the V-Dub
Up on the curb, like, motherfucking superb swerve
Got your ovaries loving the cursed words
Opposable Thumbs
Opium Blunts
Smoke in the Lungs
Thelonious Monk
All up in your pulmonary trunk
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
Manufacture mechanical salamanders
But never fraternize with tyrannical salad handlers
My evil experiments are the genesis
You’ll be needing a therapist by the end of this
He keeps civil
Like a teacher of funky science
While the others point and click
Like the sequel of Monkey Island
Here he is
The gold star was nearly his
But on the final leg
He was distracted by idiots!
He’s done it again
This time rocking the waves of death
Save your breath
The ??? fled
Blazing meth
Forget it, Curly
You had your chance
You blew it early
You saw me sinking in the sand and tried to do me dirty
Falcon punch!

The skies are fallin'
The life forming is isomorphic
The giant iron horseman absorbed in the flying saucer
The Mighty Morphin
The Norseman
Strive with the finest calling
Telescope high in orbit and flying awkward
Defining awesome
Vibranium shining ornaments
Dead in the water the silent nautilus
Got them think about leaving the solar system
The human lust for destruction erupted a stomach symptom
{ah man, my damn stomach}
He’d only miss the Simpsons
He can't exist without wars and slaughter citizens
You can keep the racism of fake religion
Continue on your day-to-day mission of satanism [Whoa]
You’re under fire from ultimate nullifiers
The audience didn’t see the invisible puppet wires
The dreamweaving visionary parks the Bentley
Behold!
The Netherhead Garth Marenghi
Comparing notes with Jehova’s racketeers on vacation
Chilling on Amazona’s planeteer
Niggers is hungry
Time to take’em out for lunch
Hit’em with the
Falcon Punch!