Fresh Shoes
[Skinnydickpenis]
Got fresh shoes and I'm makin' the news
Got fresh shoes and I'm makin' the news

Got fresh shoes and they makin' people sadly
Got fresh shoes and people want 'em badly
Guap's uncomparably like A Wrinkle in Time
Got too much guap, it hurts your mind
Freshest shoes made straight in China
Look all around, find nothing finer
Cost so much I'm like Mansa Musa
If you haven't seen my guap, lemme introduce ya

Breakin' in the Lexus, I'm drinkin' the liquor
Louis treads, ain't nothin' thicker
Run into a pedestrian, feel really bad
Hit that, skrrt, yeet bitch, yeah yeah yеah
Hit the road again 'cause my ice is stanky
Need nеw shoes 'cause mine are stanky
Headin' to Walmart, looking so fly
Accidentally run into a clerk and give them a black eye
Sorry, ma'am, I didn't see ya there
You see, I'm drunk, so I'm somewhat visually impaired
What do you mean that isn't an excuse?
How 'bout I take off my clothes and get in my birthday suit?
Don't tell me to put on my clothes
I'm just tryna get some shoes for my toes
What you gonna do, call the security?
Sure enough, they'll see my purity!

Please let me go, I'm actually a good person
I'll put my clothes on if I don't go to prison
I'll apologize to the clerk and the guy I hit
Oh man, I forgot about that shit
Out the car window, I see CBC News
All they care about is how I got my booze
Callin' my parents saying that I'm in trouble
My mom did a triple take, or at least a double

Mama came down to the police station
Convinces the police to let me out on probation
Police say, "boy you better watch your ass"
I say, "that's sexual harassment, you should be better than that"
Leave the pigs in a fast manner
They didn't know my mom was a crime planner!
Made it out with the shoes and the liquor
We even snagged a jumbo Snicker
Got fresh shoes and I'm makin' the news
Got fresh shoes and I'm makin' the news
This song is about the negative effects of booze
Got fresh shoes and I'm makin the news

My mom is a crime boss
We got caught now and we ain't got no sauce
One up, two up twice, one down is loss
My mom is a convicted crime boss