A King Falls Christmas
[SAMMY, spoken]
Hel- Hello? Is that- Is that music?

[BEN]
Sammy, Sammy, did you feel that?

[SAMMY, spoken]
Ben, are you singing at me?

[BEN]
Sammy, Sammy, are you still there?

[SAMMY, spoken]
What the hell is happening right now?

[BEN]
I don’t know why we can’t move past this
But there’s only one minute to air

[SAMMY, spoken]
Okay, we should take another call here. 
[BEN]
It’s the Christmas season but there’s still so much to do
Apologize to Sammy
Find Emily
Now I have to turn these fucking tree lights on too

[SAMMY, spoken]
Ben, you can’t say that!

[BEN & MEN]
(Ah, ah)
(Ah, ah)
This year, it’s pretty clear
All will be jingle bells (ring, ring)
The time has come to get the wrapping done
Cause my gifts are fly as hell
Pete gets dirt (dirt), Herschel gets worms (worms), Frickard’s not getting shit

[FRICKARD, spoken]
Fuck you, Ben!

[BEN & MEN]
You better believe when I say
This holiday’s 'bout to get lit (get lit)
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
‘Tis the season to be jolly
The time is here
To spread some cheer
It’s a King Falls Christmas
This year
(Fuck it up, fuck it up)
We got a massive tree
The whole town can see
We’re getting close to hitting the lights (hit the [?])
All King Falls came out
Standing room no doubt
'Cause it’s a very special night
Friendly faces
There’s Cecil and Herschel, thanks for coming today

[HERSCHEL]
Let’s get this show on the road

[CECIL, spoken]
Hersch, you’re singing!

[HERSCHEL & MEN]
Does this mean I’m gay? (No, [?])

[BEN]
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
‘Tis the season to be jolly
The time is here
To spread some cheer
It’s a King Falls Christmas
This year
[BEN & MEN]
(Aha, check it)
You know
I been thinkin' about how
There are four seasons on this earth
But this is the one Benny likes the most
Now, everyone get close (Get close)
Come on, get close (Get close)
Closer t- no, t- that’s too close, Pete, get- (Too close)
You’re stepping on my feet
I stole Santa's list and everybody's getting naughty (Naughty)
Naughty, ow!

[BEN]
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
‘Tis the season to be jolly
The time is here
To spread some cheer
It’s a King Falls Christmas
This year
(Ah, ah)