Just a Phase
[Instrumental Intro]

[Interlude]
Oh, huh-uh
Oh, huh-uh
Oh, uhuhuh...
Oh, huh-uh
Oh, huh-uh
Oh, ho huh-uh

[Verse 1]
I am bottled fizzy water
And you are shaking me up
You are a fingernail running down
The chalkboard I thought I left in third grade
Now my only consolation
Is that this could not last forever
Even though you're singing and thinking
How well you've got it made

[Pre-Chorus]
Who are you?
When will you be through
[Chorus]
Yeah, it's just a phase
It will be over soon
Yeah, it's just a phase
Yeah, it's just a-

[Verse 2]
Call it women's intuition
But I think I'm on to something here
Temporaryism has been the Black Plague
And the Jesus of our age
I know that I sound opinionated
Maybe biased and quite possibly jaded
But sooner than later they'll be throwing
Quarters at you on stage

[Pre-Chorus]
Who are you?
When will you be through

[Chorus]
Yeah, it's just a phase
It will be over soon
Yeah, it's just a phase
Yeah, it's just a...
Phase, and I'm waiting for it to be over, too
[Outro]
Yeah, oh ho
Yeah, oh ho
Yeah, oh ho
Yeah, oh ho
Yeah, oh ho
Yeah, oh ho
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