When Scouts Go Bad
[Verse 1]
If you are a synaesthete, I glow
Hit you with a phantom limb, I'm your Otherkin, I'm indigo
Take me back to Amsterdam, I'll wait by the koi pond
Wait for the surgeons to fill up my eyes with their stars

[Pre-Chorus]
Now they're digging, and they're digging, and they're digging 'til they find someone new

[Chorus]
This is what happens when scouts go bad
This is what happens when scouts go bad
This is what happens when scouts go bad
This is what happens when scouts go bad, scouts go bad

[Verse 2]
I hit the slopes with those therianthrope ladies
Do the backside hand-plant for my babies
They all say that I should get a horn made of Teflon implanted. Sounds rippin' to me, I'm going back to the Netherlands
Wait 'til the surgeons swab my body down with iodine
[Pre-Chorus]
Now they're digging, and they're digging, and they're digging 'til they find someone new

[Chorus]
This is what happens when scouts go bad
This is what happens when scouts go bad
This is what happens when scouts go bad
When scouts go bad