Hey Hey Hillary
By Dean Friedman

I met my love Hillary at the local distillery
She was leaning so languidly, on the window sillery
And I was glued to my seat as I gazed at her feat
Hey, Hey, Hillary. Hey, Hey, Hillary

My heart was hi-jacked. My lips were gobsmacked
Her hair was shimmering. My brain was simmering
Then my blood began to boil. My desire would not be foiled
Hey, Hey, Hillary. Hey, Hey, Hillary

Hey, Hey, Hillary. Hey, Hey, Hillary
Right then and there I made a vow
I'm gonna make her mine somehow
Hey, Hey, Hillary. Hey, Hey, Hillary

My head was spinning like a top, as I offered her a cough drop
And as she placed it on her tongue
My stomach did a flip-flop
When I invited her to dance
That was the start of our romance
Hey, Hey, Hillary. Hey, Hey, Hillary
And though she's got her share of quirks
Living with her has got its perks
Hey, Hey, Hillary. Hey, Hey, Hillary

Now we live the way we do, in our cozy little igloo
Feasting on corn flakes, marzipan and hot cakes
And when she leans against the sink, she's my saucy little sausage link

Hey, Hey, Hillary, Hey, Hey, Hillary
And though it may sound strange to say
I thank my god everyday
Hey, Hey, Hillary. Hey, Hey, Hillary

Hey, Hey, Hillary…