Let Me Tell You About My Operation
[Spoken]
Oh, let me tell you about my operation!

[Verse 1]
Smile wide, scrub side, feet on the dash
I'll sleep the whole damn day
Slow lane, propane, empties for cash
Rearview mirror thrown away

[Chorus 1]
Oh, let me tell you about my operation
Doctors removed your memory (Tres bon!)

[Verse 2]
Ground floor, screen door, yelling inside
I think you know the scene
Front lawn, break of dawn, clothes on the ground
How could you be so mean?

[Chorus 2]
Oh, let me tell you about my operation
Doctors removed your memory
Oh, it's good news, it's just a quick procedure
Find happiness through surgery
[Chorus 3]
Oh, let me tell you about my operation
Doctors declared I'm better now
Our liaison, oh it was poison baby
Our liaison, it was a drag

[Chorus 2]

[Spoken]
Tres bon! Tres bon! Tres bon!