Big Leg Emma Wollman Rink
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out

There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight

Oh, Emma!
Oh, Emma!

Emma, sock it to me

There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight

FZ:
The name of this piece is 'Shortly'

[Instrumental]

FZ:
This is a long, complicated instrumental song with a bunch of little units to it. Sometimes we fuck it up