Garfield: The Movie Script
(SNORTING)
(CLOCK RINGING)
-Huh?
-(RINGING)
(STAMMERING) What the...
Ugh.
(EXCLAIMS)
(GROANS)
MALE VOICE: I hate Mondays.
(YAWNS)
Pooky, cover me.
I'm going in.
Alley--
Oop!
(EXCLAIMS)
GARFIELD: (SINGING) Oh, Sleeping Beauty, wake up.
You can stop dreaming about me because I'm here.
Now, just wake up.
You've got work to do.
You're not just my owner...
you're my primary caregiver.
-Now be a--
-Not now, Garfield.
(GRUNTS) Get...
(EXCLAIMING)
Just...
All right.
Trying to cuddle with me, huh?
Trying to avoid your duties, huh?
Well, that just ain't gonna... fly!
It isn't gonna work with m-- Me.
See, I'm getting my exercise, doing my job.
(SHOUTS) Just one quick cannonball!
-(EXCLAIMS)
-Morning.
Garfield?
(SHOWER RUNNING WATER)
GARFIELD: Okay? I think you're clean enough now.
(TOILET FLUSHES)
-(EXCLAIMS) Hot!
-Got your towel right here.
Garfield! No!
(MICROWAVE BEEPING)
-It's liver flavored.
-Mm!
Delicious.
(GARFIELD EXCLAIMS)
Mm.
Mm.
Mm!
(EXCLAIMS)
Oh, liver!
-(SPITTING)
-Well, actually, it's liver flavored.
(SIGHS)
GARFIELD: That was a good breakfast.
Now I think I'll just fall off the "Catkin's" diet...
and get myself a little high-fat chaser.
Mmm.
-Garfield, look, the milk truck.
-Oh, attaboy, Nermal.
-The milk truck comes every day.
-Yeah, but maybe not today.
Maybe this'll be the last we'll ever see of it.
Come on.
It's just across the street.
We're cats.
We like milk.
-Let's go for it.
-No.
-But, you--
-But nothing.
I don't leave the cul-de-sac for anything.
Out there, it's a hornet's nest of trouble.
Bad things happen out there.
So I don't go out there.
Besides, I've found if you wait long enough...
everything comes to you.
NERMAL: Here come the milkman here come the milkman?
He got his shoes on, he got his milk pan?
GARFIELD: Hey, Nermal, let's play astronauts again today.
NERMAL: Yeah.
-Yeah, I love that game. You're such a brave little astronaut.
-All right.
Prepare to jump into your spaceship Commander Nermal.
But (STAMMERING) What about the milk?
-Who needs milk when you can be in outer space?
-(EXCLAIMS)
-You got a secret mission today.
-Yeah?
-You'll be exploring the Milky Way.
-Okay.
I get the chills when you jump in your little spacecraft.
The nation thanks you.
Prepare to blast off.
-I'm ready to go, friend.
-Three, two, one.
Whoa!
Now I feel like it.
Bon voyage.
Look at me go!
(EXCLAIMS)
GARFIELD: Don't look down!
Come to papa, baby.
-(GARFIELD GURGLES)
-I can see everything up here I can see my house.
(LOW PITCHED BURPS)
Got milk?
I can see the whole neighborhood.
-We'll, that's nice. That's very nice.
-Hey, there's another milk truck.
(GARFIELD EXCLAIMS)
And that is even nicer.
NERMAL: I can see... (EXCLAIMING)
GARFIELD: Mission accomplished, Nermal.
Whoa! Garfield, do it again.
Where did everybody go?
You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat.
Beat it!
And you, Luca, the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.