No You Wont
Firefly: Whether, Whether, Whether, Whether
Whether you like it or not
Weather, weather, weather, weather
Weather needs to be more hot

Mr Freeze: Two, two, two, two
Two of my favourite toys
I'm using to, to, to, to
Freeze all the girls and the boys
And the adults too

Both: No you won't!
No you won't!

Firefly: I will burn down all the aeroplanes!

Both: No you won't!
No you won't!

Mr Freeze: I will Freeze whole of Gotham yay!
Firefly: I'm gonna pare, pare, pare, pare
Everyone's really soft shoes
And while I pare, pare, pare, pare
I'll give you a really big bruise

Mr Freeze: I will Freeze rows, rows, rows, rows
Of a really nice sweet-smelling rose
Noone will know, know, know, know
If the scent will come back to their nose
But most likely no

Both: No you won't!
No you won't!

Firefly: I will burn down all the aeroplanes!

Both: No you won't!
No you won't!

Mr Freeze: Will freeze the whole of Gotham yay!

Firefly: Whether, whether, whether, whether
Whether you like it not
Weather, weather, weather, weather
Weather needs to be more hot
Narrator: This has been Argumentative Polka with Mr Freeze and Firefly.  Join us next time to hear them say...

Mr Freeze: What happened to Reverse Condition?
When I went on an expedition?
Froze Riddler in ice with lots of Fish in...
I did not get Reverse Condition

Narrator: ...And...

Mr Freeze: I'm a freezer

Firefly: I'm a cooker

Mr Freeze: I'm a freezer

Firefly: I'm a cooker

Both: Would you like to be a freezer (cooker) too?

Narrator: ...And...

Both: You have the
Weirdest, bluest (reddest), meanest, baddest
Stupid, silly, naughty, saddest
Coldest (hottest), iceist (firest), oldest, maddest
Roughest, rudest, unkind, daddest
Most annoying element
I've ever seen
Narrator: ...And...

Both: We're done

Narrator: Interpretations?  Adverts?

Firefly: Ahh

Mr Freeze: No

Narrator: Alrighty