Rainbow Connection Moopets Version
[Fozzie Bear, The Moopets, All]
Why are there such great deals
On our hotel rooms
And continental breakfast is free (Breakfast is free)
HBO in every room
And free gas if you check in after noon
Free parking for cars, not RVs (Not RVs)
Our wedding chapel is 24 hours
No marriage certificate is needed
(No marriage certificate is needed)

We're glad you found it
Pechoolo Casino
The owners, The Moopets and me
Cha, cha, cha

[Fozzie Bear, spoken]
Thank you, thank you
You're a great audience