Unidentified Flying Objects
What's this... what is this?
What is that up there that I spy?
Unidentified flying objects in the sky
Boats, planes, rocket ships...
Flying saucers in the air!
Unidentified flying objects everywhere!

Kites, birds, paper planes...
Contraptions burning gasoline
Fools, dopes, blowin' around appearing on the radar screen
Kid's balls, paper dolls...
Hot air balloons that cannot steer!
Trash, rags, ballast bags - clogging up the atmosphere!

Dust, fumes, orange sparks
Head-on collisions in the air
Night, day, afternoon - I'm going non-stop hullabaloo
Ghosts, spooks, things and stuff...
Winged people on the go!
Bikes, trucks, antique cars - illegal clock drop in the sky!
Smoke, flames, clouds of gas
Unmanned spacecraft blowing up
World-wide bona-fide public nuisance up on high
Light spec silhouettes apparent to the naked eye!
Unidentified flying objects in the sky!