This Is What A Baseball Balk Really Is
This Is What A Baseball Balk Really Is

Written by Latour and Joey Spatafora

Performed By The Squids

Lead Vocals - Joey Spatafora
Guitar - Scott Bolander Davis
Guitar - Skip Pederson
Bass - Greg McDaniel
Drums - Jimmy Vass


Ok, there's are over fifty ways to make a balk
And when you do
The umpire see's it
And he let's all the runners advance one base
Whenever somebody does a balk

Cuz when you do this with your leg
It's called a balk
When you do this with your leg
It's called a balk
It's ok to balk if you are playing football
But not if you are playing baseball
Cuz when you do the umpire see's it
And he let's all the runners advance one base
Whenever someone does a balk

Cuz when you do this with your leg
It's called a balk
When you do this with your leg
It's called a balk

One day the pitcher made a balk
But the umpire didn't see it
But I saw it
So I ran down on to the field
I ran right up to the ump
I looked at him right in the eye
I said "Hey ump, that's a balk"
And your crazy
Ha, ha

There's are over fifty ways to make a balk
And when you do
The umpire see's it,  and he let's all the runners advance one base
Whether your crazy or not
That's a balk
And all the runners advance
Hey ump,  your crazy
When you do this with your leg
It's called a balk
When you do this with your leg
It's called a balk
When you do this with your leg
It's called a.....

When you do this with your leg it's called a balk