MINEBOY
I swear to fricking notch steve
I'll turn this fricking minecart around
Shut the frick up

I don't get mining or mining diamonds
I just mine coal, and mine iron
And I'll mine the ores baby, but I've got to have some food
And you gotta keep your eyes on the miners in the room
And the way they mine is crazy, I have never seen this pick
And the torches, way too bright, so let's just get this over with
She says your pick was broken like it was way back in July
Creepers and skeletons, I hope that we never die
Creepers are near, spiders never leave
The zombie disappears, she says to me

I mine really fast so you've gotta mine real fast
And my ores are all stored in back of my e-chest
She's got this diamond pickaxe that she holds in her off hand
Alex let me have your pickaxe

And I know that you think that I don't care about all the ores I left behind
The ores that no one likes because they find them too much
I know that you think that I don't care about the ores that I left behind
The ores that no one likes because they find them too much
And she is mining and it is hot, hot, hot
She says come on stevie, mine the ores
So I will mine the ores and then we mine the ores
And then a creeper walks in, oh shoot a creeper walks in

I mine really fast so you've gotta mine real fast
And my ores are all stored in back of my e-chest
She's got this diamond pickaxe that she holds in her off hand
Alex let me have your pickaxe

And I know that you think that I don't care about all the ores I left behind
The ores that no one likes because they find them too much
I know that you think that I don't care about the ores that I left behind
The ores that no one likes because they find them too much

It's always a build game with you steve
You never had a pick for any of this
So just smash your pickaxe. Smash your builds
Mine the ores is just what I mean
It's always a mine case with you steve
You never had a shot at any of this
So just smash your pickaxe. Smash your builds
Mine the ores is just what I mean
Oh

Mine the ores is just what I mean
Mine the ores is just what I mean
Mine the ores is just what I mean
Mine the ores is just what I mean
Oh frick
Well we're here steve!