Guinness  Black
[Verse 1]
There’s this girl
She’s sort of alright
A bit more than alright
I saw her online last night
She’s got hazy eyes
She’s got racing stripes
But storm chasing’s not my type of thing
If I may then I might

[Verse 2]
She smokes a lot
But she hates the taste
She likes Monte Carlos
But she ain’t no Princess Grace
She blames her dad
For not coming back
But she still remembers him ‘cause she drinks Guinness and Black

[Chorus]
I’m the tide and she’s pulling me in
Build a boat ‘cause it’s not safe to swim
And if people were rain
She could be my hurricane
‘Cause she blows me away
And she could tear down my house
But I know without a doubt
She’s the disaster that my world can’t do without
She’s the disaster that my world can’t do without

[Verse 3]
She’s a deck of cards
But she ain’t no queen of hearts
She is to me though
She’s my joker and my thief
She’s off the rails
She’s a plane that’s engine’s doomed to fail
And the inflight movie is another shit film about love

[Chorus]
I’m the tide and she’s pulling me in
She’s the ocean I’ll be drowning in
And if people were rain
She could be my hurricane
‘Cause she blows me away

And she could tear down my house
But I know without a doubt
She’s the disaster that my world can’t do without
She’s the disaster that my world can’t do without
She’s the disaster that my world can’t do without

[Outro]
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