Take Off
Aramis: “excuse me sir, my bad sorry pardon me got a lot of carry on over here.”

Passenger:*scoffs*

Aramis: “Thanks man sorry again I think I brought to much shit with me.”

Passenger:”you think?”

Aramis: ”ummm. Tell me, this ships headed to Artis World right?”

Aramis:”someone doesn’t talk much, what is it tell me, aerophobia, spacephobia, claustrophobia, xenophobia is it even a phobia? you know I’m gonna keep it real with you this my first time getting on a ship like this let alone leaving earth so if I’m talkative that’s why like does this not scare you man? what if the ship gets thrown off course orrrr we come across the mob.”

Aramis:”and you know my older bro was telling me all the dangers the lie out here in space before I left like this one scar he got fighting off the mob in sector M301, I tried to act like robocop through it all but shit like that it gets to you sooner or later y’know.”

Aramis:”wow… It's scary as fuck to think about when I put it like that but besides all the space wars and meteors I’m stoked as hell to go to Artis World I can't even begin to imagine the different cultures just think about it back then we had different cultures in different countries now we have different cultures on different planets if that doesn’t get you thinking you must not have a brain.”

*intercom sound effect comes on signaling the hologram will now appear and state shuttle info*

Hologram:” Welcome aboard galaxy spacelines the date is May 25th, 2393 for first time travelers the lead pill that nullifies intense g-force is now being passed around as the pill is being passed please make sure all 3 seat belts are secured and all seat functionalities are fully functional  in case of any ship failures; our stewardess will safely guide you to our space pods located in the back of the ship which coordinates are pre-set to destination earth today the NGC-1300 is headed for the moon estimated time of arrival 3 days 0 hours and 1 minute, the moon's gravity is 83.3% less than that of earth’s, please take that into consideration as you make your way out of the ship and onto the moon. Thank you for choosing galaxy spacelines and enjoy your journey!

Aramis:”wait did he just say the moon?! oh fuck