Tombstone Valentine
[Verse 1]
Landladies are real strange people
Gotta watch what they do
Rent places for real fat prices
Then outta the blue
Raise hell outta noise and suchlike
And my boogie kazoo
Send her a valentine

[Verse 2]
She goes for her walk on Wednesdays
On a Saturday night
Straight down to the local graveyard
By the moody moonlight
She likes to read all the tombstones
Read between the lines
Makes meanings that spell her stories
Then makes 'em all rhymes
Send her some valentines

[Bridge]
She keeps monkeys in a budgie's cage
I have heard them cry
"Save our souls
'Cause we don't wanna die so young"
Send her a valentine

[Verse 3]
She goes for her walk on Wednesdays
On a Saturday night
Straight down to the local graveyard
By the moody moonlight
She likes to read all the tombstones
Read between the lines
Makes meanings that spell her stories
Then makes 'em all rhyme
Send her a valentine