Better Than Friends
[Hook]
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends

[Verse 1]
Seinfeld is better than friends
You knowing that I'm speakin' the truth
Serenity now on these people who
Do not believe me, they comin' to lose
What’s the deal with flight food?
Twilight zone on the tube
J Pete out in Burma
Think Puddy is stealin' our moves
These friends fans ruin my mood
Tell 'em that's fine
But the JERKSTORE called
They're running out of you
Gimme Monks and a booth
Or a Nazi with the soup
Call my lawyer with a cape
Taking bottles interstate
High pressure shower spray
Colin O'Brien, they fake
They do not believe what I say
Listen to me what I told ya
We go crazy, Joe Davola
Put the kibosh on em
We go Jerry, how we zoom
Holding the team on my shoulders
Mr Pitt with the balloon
You wanna be one of the boys?
Master of your domain?
Drug you and play with your toys
Then leave you alone on the plane
Won't drive to the airport
Card says Moops not Moors
Whenever the worlds are collidin'
You're killing independent George
[Chorus]
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends

[Verse 2]
Okay I guess I been harsh
I acknowledge that Friends is all right
But when did they ever do something
As good as when Jerry had stole the marble rye?
Nugs that old woman
Out on the street while he's yelling shut up you old bag
Just because Estelle and Frank gave it away as a gift
And then they stole it back
Every time I watch an episode
I’m like Bania, at the television
Yelling, Gold Jerry, Gold!
I spit cold, very cold
Hot tub hypothermia
Sambrero but Urbaner
Arrested as the smog strangler
Betting man Kramer a gambler
What are your thoughts on a puffy shirt?
Or the way George he goes out of his way to avoid doing work
Jackie Chiles at the firm
Who told you put the balm on?
I didn't say put the balm on
The Maestro said put the balm on
'Cause he wasn't there
Mickey my boss so now I need your chair
Confidence soon as Costanza gets hair
Elaine pulling off a conversion is rare
Yogurt so good it’ll make you wanna swear
So what we about?
Y'all haven't figured it out?
Well, I guess it's the Summer of George
'Cause Susan dead on the couch
[Chorus]
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends
Seinfeld is better than friends

[Bridge]
Think that Friends is better show?
You are wrong in every way
Well no one told you life
Was gonna be this way
Think that Friends is better show?
Well you are wrong in every way
Guess no one told you life
Was gonna be this way