MC Pussys Cat-astrophe
(Greasy C)

They call me MC Pussy
'cuz I poop in a box
Then I wander around the house
And chew on your socks

So what if I'm a pussy?
I'm no nancy
I'm a model bitch
I'm on the cover of Cat Fancy

I sniff out rats and paw 'em to death
Then abandon their corpse on your bloody doorstep

I'm the cat's meow
And I'm feline good
Got nine full lives
Of getting cozy in the 'hood

So rub my stomach
Or RMP
I'm the prettiest kitty
Y'all want to pet me
(Reprehensible Beats)

I'm the lyrical catastrophe
I feel only apathy
My encounters with women
Are considered beastiality
It's no abnormality
It's only reality
My rhymes are so grimy
That I got 30 cavities
I don't fear gravity
'cuz I land on my feet
I've been rapping since you've been sucking on a teet

Meow, meow

(MC Pussy)

Pussy pussy pussy
P-p-pussy
Pussy pussy pussy in the house
Pussy pussy pussy in the house

(Greasy C)

Pussy pussy eating all the mouse
(MC Pussy)

They call me bobcat
And I'm fucking up your food chain
Fuck meat, eat cheese and a shit-ton of whole grain
Never trim my whiskers like my cat Teddy Mils
They're my sixth sense that help me bring in the kill
I'm the type of cat who loves to pull triggers
Fuck mice, I'll kill them just like I did fingers
I drink more milk than a newborn calf
And my dick gets bigger than the neck of a giraffe

(Gorgeous Steve)

This pussy's so damn fly
Making other pussies yearn
Got barbs on my cock
Givin' pussy felines worms

They said I got 9 lives
This pussy begs to differ
Not sure whether tuna, or chicken & liver

After you fuck with me
You'll need fucking medication
Solitary brother to escape forcible castration
Spend all goddamned day
Plotting your demise
I sure hope these mice
Don't go to my thighs

Wanna make me purr?
Give me some goddamned yarn
All my 'hood brothers
Straight out of the barn

Scars on my tongue from licking my own cock
I'm that house trained pussy that'll shit in all your socks