Awards Show
The awards show is a place we all know
It's a place we deride where we want to go
It's the awards show and the standards are low
It's meaningless so, why don't we go?

Cuz the entries are in, maybe we'll win
Maybe we won't, but then again
It's an awards show and the standards are low
It's meaningless so, why don't we go

We're no-go on the Pro-Lo tonight
They shut the doors, and we wondered why
Cuz we know for sure there's no more all ages shows
No O'Cayz Corral for the young guns to go


Except to the awards show, where we're all guitar heroes
We'll be Sid and Nancy, you be Axl Rose
Cuz the entries are in, maybe we'll win
Maybe we won't, but then again
Maybe we'll we remembered for eternity