Twelve Days of Corbyn
On the 1st day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
The end of austerity

On the 2nd day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
Tuition fees scrapped
And the end of austerity

On the 3rd day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
A green new deal
Tuition fees scrapped
And the end of austerity

On the 4th day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
4 worker's unions
Green new deal
Tuition fees scrapped
And the end of austerity

On the 5th day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
5 minute waits
4 worker’s unions
Green new deal
Tuition fees scrapped
And the end of austerity
On the 6th day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
6 fatcats taxing
5 minute waits
4 worker's unions
Green new deal
Tuition fees scrapped
And the end of austerity

On the 7th day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
7 socialists singing
6 fatcats taxing
5 minute waits
4 worker's unions
Green new deal
Tuition fees scrapped
And the end of austerity

On the 8th day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
Trains renationalising
7 socialists singing
6 fatcats taxing
5 minute waits
4 worker’s unions
Collectivisation
Tuition fees scrapped
And the end of austerity
On the 9th day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
9 Tories whinging
Trains renationalising
7 proles uprising
6 fatcats taxing
5 minute waits
4 worker's unions
Collectivisation
Tuition fees scrapped
And the end of austerity

On the 10th day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
10 landlords weeping
9 Tories whinging
Trains renationalising
7 proles uprising
Guillotine's a-prepping
5 minute waits
War criminals jailed
Collectivisation
Tuition fees scrapped
And the end of austerity

On the 11th day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
11 loopholes closing
10 landlords weeping
9 Blairites purging
Trains renationalising
7 proles uprising
Guillotine's a-prepping
5 year plans
War criminals jailed
Collectivisation
Tuition fees scrapped
And the end of austerity
On the 12th day of Corbyn my comrade gave to me
12 counties swinging
Epstein didn't kill himself
10 landlords weeping
9 Blairites purging
Trains renationalising
7 proles uprising
Guillotine's a-prepping
5 year plans
War criminals jailed
Collectivisation
Tuition fees scrapped
And the end of the bourgeoisie