Since 1968
I'm a four-legged zombie on a two-step dance floor
I'd double down your money honey if you know what's good for you

Vampire won't go far
Sucking the life out of the party
Werewolf has no chance
'Cause Mr. Werewolf has no pants

Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party
Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party
Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party

Lurch left
Neck spasm
Dead stare
Right at 'em
Drag leg
Knash Teeth
On flesh we feed

Lurch left
Neck spasm
Dead stare
Right at 'em
Drag leg
Knash Teeth
On flesh we feed
(I can never lose)
Lurch left
Neck spasm
Dead stare
Right at 'em
Drag leg
Knash Teeth
On flesh we feed

(While I wear four shoes)
Lurch left
Neck spasm
Dead stare
Right at 'em
Drag leg
Knash Teeth
On flesh we feed

I'm the undead quadruped
I could paint the town blood
Ready, set, better step back or you could lose your
Headstart, you need it
Clumsy mummy, pock you in the
I could cut a rug until it's bleeding through the ceiling

Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party
Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party
(Bombs overhead)
(Put your face on, ladies)
(They'll take you home tonight)
Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party

(Bombs overhead)
(Paint your face on by numbers)
(They'll never run away)
Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party

(Bombs overhead)
(Put your face on, ladies)
(They'll take you home tonight)
Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party

(Bombs overhead)
(Paint your face on by numbers)
(They'll never run away)
Since 1968, I've been the number one champ at the Monster Dance Party