Brand New Sequels
"Meanwhile, at the Sony Pictures HQ..."

I promise you this business model's
Gonna win the day
We'll make brand new sequels
That are 'hip, cool and slay'
With an idea like this
No one's ever gonna say
That our movies suck
Cuz they don't, okay!
First we'll start off easy
With some superhero flicks
Cast Alec Baldwin as The Hulk
I heard he was a dick
Steel 2, Green Lantern 2
And BVS to spare
When we rake in the cash
We'll make Disney feel despair

A sequel to Pearl Harbour
With Zack Snyder at the helm
Take all those sickly dramas
And damn them all to hell
A franchise we've left open
I want to keep alive
Let's take Lord of the Rings
Up to book 45
With such cinematic promise
Only Star Wars can bare
And while we're at it, reboot Star Wars
Crossed with Double Dare
Next we'll make a musical
Adapted from 'Blurred Lines'
Why not reboot Spider-Man
For the 57th time?
There's an ace that's up my sleeve
That you'll really wanna see
Asylum made Titanic 2
Let's make Titanic 3
The Room needs a sequel
That'll make a load of dough
A buddy movie with Kevin Hart
And Tommy Wiseau
Nobody can stop us
We'll keep going strong
Unless we get closed down
When we're bought by Viacom

Son of a bi--