Male Prima Donna
[Verse 1: Kelly Kapoor]
You don't return my texts
You say my phone don't get no texts
Whatchu got, A-D-D?
Add it up, don't equal you and me
Like Shakespeare said, "To be or not to be"
Sometimes you're Romeo with me

[Pre-Chorus: Kelly Kapoor]
But if you ever leave me again
I'll down a bottle of baby aspirin
I swear, I'll do it

[Chorus: Kelly Kapoor & Erin Hannon]
You're a male Prima Donna
But I can't help but want 'cha
I'm an independent diva
But I still kinda need ya
Together we're apart
It's tearing up my heart
I'm in Hell and Nirvana
'Cause you're my male Prima Donna
[Verse 2: Erin Hannon]
You slammed her finger in the car door
Didn't say you're sorry, love is war
She got stitches, it really hurt
That's her blood on your Polo shirt
You're cute but you think you're blazin' hot
You're short and you think you're not

[Pre-Chorus: Erin Hannon]
You look gay in your skinny tie
I hope you get killed in a drive-by!

[Chorus: Kelly Kapoor & Erin Hannon]
You're a male Prima Donna
But I can't help but want 'cha
I'm an independent diva
But I still kinda need ya
Together we're apart
It's tearing up my heart
I'm in Hell and Nirvana
'Cause you're my male Prima Donna

[Bridge: Nard Dog]
Once upon a time, she was just a girl, living in this world
Then you came along, with your irresistible charm
You drive a girl wild when you flash that sexy smile
'Cause before she met you things were going okay
So go away, or stay!
[Verse 3: Mr. Understood]
They call me Mr. Understood
'Cause no one understands me
But when I spit rhymes
Everybody buys my CD
You get out of the car so slow
How was I supposed to know?
You keep saying stuff behind my back
Then how come I got the number one track?
I'm the OG Prima donna
My rhymes bite like Piranha
Hotter than a sauna
Straight out of Lackawanna!

[Chorus: Kelly Kapoor & Erin Hannon]
You're a male Prima Donna
But I can't help but want 'cha
I'm an independent diva
But I still kinda need ya
Together we're apart
It's tearing up my heart
I'm in Hell and Nirvana
'Cause you're my male Prima Donna

[Outro: Kelly Kapoor & Erin Hannon]
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