Heres to the Afterlife
[Verse 1]
I didn't mean
For the rain to come
But it did
Now it's gone
I didn't ask
For all those tears
But you cried
And I cried
How weird

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 2]
I didn't think
That you'd cut your hair
I didn't notice
And you cared
I think you're gorgeous
Without your hair
So I don't, who cares?
So who cares?
Oh dear
[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 3]
Do you see
In the distance there?
It's the future
Don't be scared
Don't run too fast
There's no way how
There's no way out
We're stuck here for now
Oh wow

[Verse 4]
I didn't mean
For my scene to die
Rock and roll
Wave goodbye
But what about me?
No, I don't end
I'm a person
Not a fucking trend
Oh I'll never die
Oh I'll never die

[Interlude]
I'll never die
I'll never die (Who is this guy?)
I'll never die
I'll never die (He is totally going to die any minute now)
I'll never die
Oh, oh wait
Shit (Yep)
I, I think I just died (You did, you did, you keep fucking on running your mouth)
Fuck, that's so embarrassing, I just thought
Singing about how I was not gonna die, and then I died
(You just keep- keep running your mouth, y'know, you just gonna)
Hey, uh wow, this must be the afterlife (Yep)
It's so, uh, cold here (Mhm, you should brought a jacket)
Surprisingly cold (Yeah)
It's like, nine degrees out
Well, I guess, uh, here's to the afterlife
[Instrumental Bridge]

[Outro: Mother, Father, Kid 1, Kid 2]
Roller coaster?
Yeah
Was it fun?
Yeah
Were you scared?
Yeah
How fast did it go?
Very fast
He was up on the front seat
Oh no, not the front seat
The front seat
That's pretty scary, isn't it?
Not for me, I'm bigger
I'm bigger
I think you and Jimmy like that Himalayan the best
The one that went in a circle?
The one that went around backwards
Remember that one?
Oh yeah
First backwards!