You or the Dog? Who Will I Miss More
At any given time you were on my mind
Just ask anyone we know
And when you trekked 3000 miles
Just so the light of your smile
Could wake me up every morning
I was fully stoked, brah

But in a mere six months
We drove each other nuts
Our artery of love got totally clogged
You said I was too annoying
So I suppose that I'll be going
And I wonder who I'll miss more
You or the dog

When I drive away from here
And you're in my rear view mirror
I'll reflect on all the things
That you taught me over the years

Like shut up, don't argue
The fact you don't do dishes
You control the RC and the AC
And I grind my teeth while I sleep
Well, not any more..
After all's been said and done
I know now you're not The One
But please promise me
You'll give my love to the puppy
Take her out and let her play
And every now and then remind her of my name