Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. So, women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. At the end of the day, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina ---  so stop making it difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is and we are doing you a favour. Men: Dont allow women to forget this flaw, and never forgive them for it. Mention this to them constantly so they get less inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together, sorry, but its true