As a 100% pure bred white male, I hereby grant you the title of honorary whitey which grants you all the rights and responsibilities afforded to our brothers and sisters and all of our ancestors since time immemorial. You might find that your new powers may feel like a a crazy idiot but if you nurture them and love them as you would yourseld than it can be a great ally. Now go forth, do good and catch us some of those mullatos who keep trying to calling themselves normal.