"I'm just looking for a woman with nice tits so I can get busy motorboating  them all night when she's done looking after my kids. We can never get divorced and you can start paying me back for providing with blowjobs and anal sex lol"". - What's sadder is that men actually thinks comments like this will attract a woman. Men think we interpret this as confidence, or humor. "Come on, it's a joke, laugh a little, I'm just kidding". No. This is snark and ruthless sarcasm.  It doesnt show confidence and it's not funny. It's the same as biting down on a fork, or toothpaste and orange juice, or fingernails on a chalkboard.