The classic "smile love, it might never happen." Fuck off. I was once told this by a cunty man who's face resembled a saggy bollock during a shift at a pub I used to work at a few hours after I was informed that my nanna had terminal cancer. I told him this and he looked petrified - he kept apologising profusely. Went into the kitchen and told the chefs as I was mega upset / pissed off and one of them ended up teabagging his plate as they dished up his food that he had ordered -absolutely grim I know but hahahahah