text: Justin Bieber I'm A Bad Ass Behind Bars 
   
   Justin Bieber -- I'm A Bad Ass Behind Bars 
   
   EXCLUSIVE 
   
   had his ass up in the air during his short stint in jail ... impressively doing 23 1/2 pushups in 28 seconds.The jailhouse video -- obtained by TMZ -- shows Justin in his cell after being busted last month in Miami Beach for DUI and resisting arrest.It's unclear what possessed him to show off his physical prowess, but he seemed excited about upping his cred.Law enforcement tells TMZ ... there's one part of the 9 hours of video which shows Justin clearly under the influence. Frankly, we've looked at the video and Justin doesn't seem obviously under the influence ... at all. ||||| Justin Bieber Penis is a Moving Target Hard to Blur 
   
   Justin Bieber -- Penis Is a Moving Target ... Hard to Blur 
   
   EXCLUSIVE 
   
   Miami Beach cops are having technical difficulties with's penis ... because it moves too much.Law enforcement sources tell us ... they fully intend to release more jailhouse videos of the dainty jailbird ... including one showing him peeing into the visible jail toilet. The judge previously ordered cops to blur Bieber's junk before releasing it ... we mean the video.But there's a problem ... Our sources say they're having trouble obfuscating Bieber's genital area, because he moves as he pees. But they're also having technical issues blurring the video.We're told the police tech team has been working on the problem non-stop since Tuesday.The judge will review the police department's handiwork before releasing the video. ||||| MIAMI (AP) — Remaining police video clips of Justin Bieber after his January arrest will be made public with sensitive portions blacked out to protect the singer's privacy, a judge ruled Tuesday. 
   
   In this Jan. 23, 2014 photo made available by the Miami Beach Police Dept. on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, Justin Bieber shows one of his tattoos at the police station after his arrest in Miami Beach, Fla.... (Associated Press) 
   
   In this Jan. 23, 2014 photo made available by the Miami Beach Police Dept. on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, Justin Bieber shows his tattoos at the police station after his arrest in Miami Beach, Fla. Bieber... (Associated Press) 
   
   In this Jan. 23, 2014 photo made available by the Miami Beach Police Dept. on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, Justin Bieber shows one of his tattoos at the police station after his arrest in Miami Beach, Fla.... (Associated Press) 
   
   In this Jan. 23, 2014 photo made available by the Miami Beach Police Dept. on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, Justin Bieber shows his tattoos at the police station after his arrest in Miami Beach, Fla. Bieber... (Associated Press) 
   
   In this Jan. 23, 2014 photo made available by the Miami Beach Police Dept. on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, Justin Bieber shows one of his tattoos at the police station after his arrest in Miami Beach, Fla.... (Associated Press) 
   
   In this Jan. 23, 2014 photo made available by the Miami Beach Police Dept. on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, Justin Bieber shows his tattoos at the police station after his arrest in Miami Beach, Fla. Bieber... (Associated Press) 
   
   In this Jan. 23, 2014 photo made available by the Miami Beach Police Dept. on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, Justin Bieber shows one of his tattoos at the police station after his arrest in Miami Beach, Fla.... (Associated Press) 
   
   In this Jan. 23, 2014 photo made available by the Miami Beach Police Dept. on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, Justin Bieber shows his tattoos at the police station after his arrest in Miami Beach, Fla. Bieber... (Associated Press) 
   
   In this Jan. 23, 2014 photo made available by the Miami Beach Police Dept. on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, Justin Bieber shows one of his tattoos at the police station after his arrest in Miami Beach, Fla.... (Associated Press) 
   
   In this Jan. 23, 2014 photo made available by the Miami Beach Police Dept. on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, Justin Bieber shows one of his tattoos at the police station after his arrest in Miami Beach, Fla.... (Associated Press) 
   
   In this Jan. 23, 2014 photo made available by the Miami Beach Police Dept. on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, Justin Bieber shows one of his tattoos at the police station after his arrest in Miami Beach, Fla.... (Associated Press) 
   
   Miami-Dade County Judge William Altfield said two of the five unreleased video clips depict the singer's genitalia during a urine test for drugs at the Miami Beach Police Department. Altfield agreed with lawyers for Bieber, who turned 20 on Saturday, that the video's airing would be an invasion of privacy that outweighed the public's right to know. 
   
   "Mr. Bieber's right to privacy is paramount," the judge said. "He has not lost his right to privacy, and that is what is important here." 
   
   Attorneys for The Associated Press and other news outlets had previously suggested any sensitive portions be blacked out and the rest released under Florida's liberal open records laws. Much of the footage was released last week, some of it showing Bieber walking unsteadily during a sobriety test. 
   
   Bieber has pleaded not guilty to charges of driving under the influence, resisting arrest and driving with an expired license. He and R&B singer Khalil Amir Sharieff were arrested early on Jan. 23 during what police called an illegal street drag race between a Lamborghini and a Ferrari. Neither has been charged with drag racing. 
   
   Bieber attorney Roy Black said he was satisfied with the ruling, as did media attorneys. AP attorney Deanna Shullman said the news organization would never show Bieber's private parts and Scott Ponce, representing The Miami Herald and CBS television stations, said the ruling was more about protecting the singer from random releases on the Internet. 
   
   "It's more about what someone in the private sector might do," Ponce said. 
   
   Black said the three clips to be released without redaction are shot from an angle that is too far away to discern what is going on. Prosecutors said they will release all five remaining clips in a few days, after the court-ordered redactions are completed. 
   
   Separately, the Miami Beach Police Department made public a new batch of 18 still photos taken shortly after Bieber's arrest, mainly close-ups of his many tattoos — a praying Jesus, a grinning joker's face accompanied by the word "love," an Indian chief's head, a Psalms quotation, and more — and one full-length picture of the singer. 
   
   Evidence released previously showed that a breath test found Bieber's blood-alcohol level below the .02 threshold considered intoxicated for underage drivers. The urine test found the presence of the active ingredient in marijuana and the antianxiety drug Xanax. Bieber told officers he had been smoking marijuana before his arrest, according to police reports. 
   
   A trial date has not been set. Altfield set another status conference for next week in the case. 
   
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target: – We can only assume the apocalypse is nigh: A Florida judge yesterday ordered the release of all the video clips from Justin Bieber's time at the Miami Beach Police Department after his drunk drag racing arrest, which means you will soon get to see the singer taking a urine test for drugs. In what might come as sad news to Beliebers everywhere, however, his private parts will be blacked out: "Mr. Bieber's right to privacy is paramount," the judge said. "He has not lost his right to privacy, and that is what is important here." The ruling came about after the AP and other news outlets requested the videos be released under the state's open records law. Initially, just the less sensitive footage was released, including video of Bieber stumbling a bit during a sobriety test and randomly doing push-ups in his jail cell. The five as-yet-unreleased clips will be out within a few days (TMZ offers up some TMI, noting that police are having a hard time blurring Bieber's genitals because they move too much in the video). For now, you'll just have sate your curiosity with the many, many close-ups of Bieber's tattoos that were made public by the Miami Beach Police Department yesterday.