text: A weird one, this. Yesterday, a short walk away from me in Chesterton, Cambridge, an enigmatic threat appeared in three-foot-high letters on a new row of upmarket houses flanking the banks of the Cam. But these weren’t the usual slapdash daubings. No, the letters were lavishly painted across four houses by a ladder-wielding vigilante ten feet above the ground. The stunt has made national headlines, not so much for the content of the protest as for its medium – Latin. 
   
   Well, it is and it isn’t Latin. It proclaims, Locus in domos loci populum! Purists will object that the Romans had to muddle through without the indulgent hyperbole of exclamation marks. True; but anyone with a smattering of Latin will see the bigger problem: however construed, the Latin is nonsense – ‘the place into homes, the people of the place’. Even as a ten-pinter, that is not going to wash as a slogan. 
   
   For most news outlets, however, it’s enough of a story that University-town dissenters deal in Latin: ‘only in Cambridge’, they smirk, could protesters rant in the language of Ancient Rome. Some reporters tentatively add that the Latin may be wrong. However, the interesting thing is not how the Latin is wrong but that it is totally wrong: every word misfires. With a little reflection on this genuine curiosity, the culprit’s profile starts to gain colour. 
   
   What then? A set of slips from whirring brain or adrenalin-riddled hand beneath the blanket of night? No, its uniform appearance twice on the walls puts paid to that. Or maybe a sign of the debasement of linguistic precision – even in Latin – in these Twitter-fuddled times? No, no. Instead, the gibberish springs from a belief in the omniscience of the online ‘powers that be’. Here speaks the unwavering but unmeaning voice of Google. If you ask its online translator to render ‘local homes for local people’ into Latin, this is the twaddle that tumbles forth. Yet it shouldn’t be the story that the quasi-oracular Google can’t handle a heavily inflected language. I’ve already said my piece on its unfortunate role in the high-stakes business of self-graffiti. In grassroots revolts, however, this is something new. 
   
   There are indeed some real peculiarities here. First, it’s ruddy odd to use Latin as the language of street protest. But to get the Latin so very wrong points to the scantiest of overlaps on the Venn diagram: those who don’t know Latin but do know that Latin will have an effect (witness the flurry!). There are two ways of explaining this queer choice, but they are completely antithetical. On the one hand, it could be an attack on the hazy edifice of ‘The Establishment’. Latin has been the language of officialdom in Europe for most of the past 2,000 years, and the way to stick two fingers up to homo ille is to abuse him in his own code of Latin. On the other, this could be the city’s stand against the greed of faceless developers and the short-termism of civic planners: how better to attack the abuse of community values – the development pulled down the Penny Ferry, one of Cambridge’s few riverside pubs – than to speak in the lingua franca of the University that has been the city’s beating heart for 800 years? Perhaps there’s a thrill in picturing the big beasts of the housebuilding company frantically Google-ing the graffiti as their tears wash over the keyboard? Or perhaps – were this not too absurd – the Latin is deliberately debased to reflect the idiocy of corporate management-speak through the lens of historic Cambridge parlance? 
   
   I wonder. Other details in the graffiti suggest a rather atypical worldview. A side-door to one of the houses bids the Dollar, Euro and Yen signs to ‘go away’. Two things strike me here: disappointment, that the vowels of ‘away’ are represented by that most conformist of signs, the Anarchy symbol; and surprise, that the currency symbol for the Chinese Renminbi was ready at hand. Alongside this posturing with Latin and financial sigla, the name of the estate agents on the sale signs has been replaced with ‘local lives’: it’s the immediate community that’s being sold short. Thus far we have a defender of the local populace who opposes foreign investment – and perhaps immigration – while desiring both Anarchy in the UK and the services of a tax-averse behemoth of Big Data. 
   
   So who is behind this? All arrant speculation, of course, but the palaeographer in me says it’s a one-man job (no, this is not a gendered comment), and probably by a woman (ah, that is). I had reached this tentative conclusion before I spotted that the man painted on the adjacent ‘pedestrian walkway’ (a pavement, I suppose) now luxuriates in some painted accessories: a skirt, kitten heels and a mysterious brace of handheld objects – perhaps a nosegay of flowers and a Foyles bag, perhaps an industrial-strength padlock and menorah. Unfortunately, there’s no accompanying gloss to shed any light. But the notorious ‘regendering’ of the pedestrian-crossing icon from male to female in Melbourne last month flashes bright in the background. 
   
   A curious picture, then. Australian-inspired identity politics, but aversion to foreign influence? In a city of 74 per cent Remainers, where most of my colleagues cannot grasp what could motivate a Leave voter, could this be the voice of the downtrodden Brexiteer? Perhaps. But I somehow doubt it. At any rate, it’s unfortunate that a serious societal complaint is dogged by both imprecision and innuendo. I won’t be the only one hearing echoes both of Graham Chapman’s Brian from Monty Python, with his miscued Romanes eunt domus, as well as Steve Pemberton’s Tubbs from the League of Gentlemen, who lives through her ‘Local shop for local people’. We live in confused times. 
   
   Locally, at any rate, Latin is not the story. Elsewhere in town we’ve previously had graffiti of Ancient Greek, guanine molecules, quantum physics and pseudo-algebra. Instead, the real issue is Cambridge’s housing stock. For all the gung-ho talk about Osborne’s ‘Cambridge City Deal’, which promised in 2015 to inject a billion pounds into local infrastructure, this city that has only part pulled itself out of medieval quietude is now under pressure. As Ed West recently wrote, beautiful cities can lift the spirit, and Cambridge is no exception. Alas, many new buildings within the city struggle to hit the mark. Although there are myriad uglier houses than those under attack, no long-term architectural grace is on offer for a million pounds plus. 
   
   The average Cambridge house price is around £500,000, the third highest in the country, and 16 times higher than the average local salary. Few Cambridge workers have jobs to meet that sum, and yet fewer to climb the housing ladder for the first time. Still, a new row of houses clocking in around £1.25 million will sell without problem – albeit not to the local populace. This is not quite the London model, as only a handful of people are paid enough within Cambridge’s city limits to afford such properties. Instead, the money must come from outside the city, and perhaps, as the graffitist augurs, outside the country. Roughly a third of Cambridge sales are now to overseas buyers; some have genuine business in the city, most do not. In this context, domus loci populo loci may indeed be a valid graffito. 
   
   As I say, a weird one. Some 1500 years ago, the Vandals ransacked Rome and razed it to the ground. Yes, ‘only in Cambridge’ will vandals instead take up the language of Rome as a weapon. But in doing so the point of the protest has been blunted by these strange pretentions of the protestrix. 
   
   Dr David Butterfield is the Director of Studies in Classics at Queens’ College, Cambridge ||||| Image copyright Richard Taylor Image caption Four houses were vandalised overnight 
   
   A development of luxury homes in Cambridge has been daubed with graffiti - written in Latin, of course. 
   
   Vandals spray-painted the new five-bedroom river-front houses with the words Locus in Domos Loci Populum. 
   
   Locals have said the messages, which appear to be a protest against the development, could "only happen" in the university city. 
   
   The homes, in Water Street, Chesterton, priced from £1.25m are on the site of an old pub. 
   
   Cambridge University Professor of Classics, Mary Beard, said: "This is a bit hard to translate, but I think what they're trying to say is that a lovely place has been turned into houses." 
   
   More on this and other news - in English - from Cambridgeshire 
   
   The five detached homes, overlooking the River Cam, are being sold jointly by agents Bidwells and Tucker Gardner as a "true 'reflection' of the space and tranquillity" of living in this part of the city. 
   
   According to Google Translate, the phrase locus in domos means "room in the house", and loci populum means "local people". 
   
   Image caption The homes are being sold for upwards of £1.25m 
   
   The graffiti has prompted a flurry of reaction on social media, with many arguing about the meaning. 
   
   A number have suggested the vandals typed "local homes for local people" into the Google translator, and came up with the phrase "locus in domos loci populum". 
   
   One wrote: "Whatever the translation, it's criminal damage." 
   
   Other comments include: "This is the most Cambridge thing ever" and "it's a different class of graffiti in Cambridge". 
   
   The graffiti is thought to be a protest against the development and the high cost of housing in the city. 
   
   According to a recent report from think tank Centre for Cities, Cambridge house prices are the third highest in the country, with the average cost of a city home coming in at £475,820 meaning many people are priced out of the market. 
   
   Image copyright Abbotts Image caption The houses stand on the site of the former Penny Ferry pub 
   
   A spokesman for the developer, HC Moss (Builders) Ltd, said the company was "taking steps to remove the graffiti" and believed it was an isolated incident. Security measures at the site were being reviewed, they added. 
   
   Cambridgeshire Police confirmed they were investigating the graffiti on four houses in the street. 
   
   "A member of the public reported it to us at about 08:00 BST. We're investigating criminal damage in the form of graffiti," a spokesman said. ||||| Vandalism of houses on market for £1.25m each points to discontent in area where average home costs 12 times salary 
   
   A new luxury development in Cambridge has been found vandalised with graffiti. In a surprising move the culprits decided to use Latin, painting the words “loci populum!” and “locus in domos” in large letters across the front and sides of the houses in Water Street, Chesterton. 
   
   Mary Beard, professor of classics at Cambridge University, told the BBC: “This is a bit hard to translate, but I think what they’re trying to say is that a lovely place has been turned into houses.” 
   
   The Latin phrases translate as “local people!” and “place of homes”. Other phrases daubed on to the buildings included “We [heart] our home” and the symbols for dollars, euros and the yen, followed by the phrase “go away”. 
   
   The six houses, built on the site of a pub, have gone on the market at a price of £1.25m each. 
   
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   “House prices are a massive problem in Cambridge,” said Richard Taylor, a resident who has been campaigning on the development and related issues since it began. The average house price in Cambridge is about £500,000 – at least 12 times the average salary in the area. 
   
   “We’ve got incredibly rich people living one street away from incredibly poor people,” Taylor said. “Clearly somebody is protesting against these houses.” 
   
   This is not the first time people from Cambridge have seen a protest in a classical language. In 2015, someone threatened to “remove or destroy” bicycles chained to railings in the city centre, with the warning written in Greek and Latin. 
   
   “We do have our eccentrics in the city,” Taylor added, “but it doesn’t seem to go together, the ability to write in Latin and being prepared to scrawl on buildings and cause massive amounts of damage.” 
   
   A spokesperson for the developer said: “We have been made aware of the incident of criminal damage at our Water Street development and are taking steps to remove the graffiti. 
   
   “This appears to be an isolated incident and it has been reported to the police who are investigating. We will be reviewing our current security measures at the location.” 
   
   Police said they were alerted to reports of criminal damage to four buildings at 8am on Tuesday and officers were investigating. 
   
   Anyone with information should call police on 101 quoting CF0183620417.
target: – They're calling it "the most Cambridge thing ever": graffiti—written in Latin—scrawled across multiple million-dollar homes in the famed UK college town. The Press Association reports the graffiti, which reads "Locus in Domos Loci Populum," appeared Tuesday morning. The words were written on new luxury homes that are selling for more than $1.5 million each, according to the BBC. The homes replaced a pub, and locals believe the graffiti is likely a protest against skyrocketing home prices and the displacement of locals in a city where the average home price is more than 10 times the average salary. "We’ve got incredibly rich people living one street away from incredibly poor people," one resident tells the Press Association. Locals say a vandal scrawling graffiti in Latin is something that could "only happen" in Cambridge. But the reaction to the graffiti may also be Cambridge-specific. For example, it's not the graffiti the Spectator takes issue with; it's the grammar. The blog points out the phrase "Locus in Domos Loci Populum" is complete "gibberish" and "twaddle," likely the result of using Google to poorly translate the phrase "local homes for local people." A Cambridge classics professor gives the BBC her interpretation: "This is a bit hard to translate, but I think what they're trying to say is that a lovely place has been turned into houses." Police are investigating, or as the Romans (by way of Google) would say: vigilum quaerimus. (These recently surfaced Latin words were a more exciting find.)