text: Starting in 1996, Alexa Internet has been donating their crawl data to the Internet Archive. Flowing in every day, these data are added to the Wayback Machine after an embargo period. ||||| An elderly Massachusetts man is facing a charge of soliciting a prostitute after reporting that the woman stole jewelry from him. 
   
   Nicholas Salerno told police he paid a woman half his age $100 to perform a sex act on him earlier this summer in his home. 
   
   After 48-year-old Karen Proia left his home, Salerno told police he noticed a necklace was missing. The necklace was recovered by police at a South Yarmouth pawn shop. 
   
   When Salerno reported the theft to Orleans police an officer told him he would be charged with soliciting a prostitute. His response, the Cape Cod Times reports, was "I don't give a (expletive). I'm 90 years old ..." 
   
   Both Proia and Salerno pleaded not guilty during arraignments Tuesday.
target: – When you're 90 years old, most people give you a pass to do certain things without question—eat what you want, nap all day, watch Columbo marathons, solicit prostitutes … well, maybe not that last one. At least not in Dennis Port, Mass., where a nonagenarian was arraigned Tuesday for allegedly doing just that, the Cape Code Times reports. Nicholas Salerno is accused of procuring the services of Karen Proia, nearly half his age at 48, allegedly paying her $100 to perform a sex act on June 22, Orleans District Court records note. And that alleged interlude may have gone unnoticed by law enforcement, except that Salerno filed a police report a little over a week later claiming Proia had stolen a necklace from him (the jewelry was later recovered at a local pawnshop, MassLive.com reports). When a cop informed Salerno he'd be charged with a crime, too—solicitation in his case—Salerno reminded that whippersnapper what's what. "I don't give a [expletive]. I'm 90 years old," he reportedly exclaimed. Salerno and Proia, who was charged with larceny and prostitution, pleaded not guilty at their Tuesday arraignments. (A drone caught an elderly man on camera engaging in some questionable behavior.)