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   And with Mitt Romney this flip flopping charge is -- -- -- Rick Perry hitting him on ABC the Obama campaign. Getting -- -- -- is this the single biggest hurdle between him and the nomination. I don't... See More 
   
   And with Mitt Romney this flip flopping charge is -- -- -- Rick Perry hitting him on ABC the Obama campaign. Getting -- -- -- is this the single biggest hurdle between him and the nomination. I don't even know if there's a hurdle left but yes demand as a stereo when -- I mean any damage your turn around -- it did get something out of it and watching He uses any kind adjective in front have that you know -- get credit for popped up. He it is very committed to that means that he's gonna tank positions -- at -- -- 110% of the substance that may very little bit later He essentially -- the beginning this do you think there might be nothing in standing between him in the nomination. I don't think so. RRK I can't imagine I mean that repairs completely blown himself up there's there's zero chance that that that -- against the Vietnam it got it in less. Don't think -- I can see if the Republicans just don't like him enough. -- He can't accumulate. Half the delegates to pick out who did that that -- -- -- -- gone in and -- become -- -- -- that that He can't close a deal with that's almost impossible but GCR Perry trying to come back this week he's at the 20%. Flat tax and talked about the other day -- He also seemed to step in and a little bit. By at first questioning. Whether president Obama's birth certificate as authentic seeming to question. You have the best thing -- could do for himself and his family and friends get operation go back -- this man is is evidently not opted yes. He had when He can't just to do it. He can't debate He can't give a speech He can't pole position Paper He can't go on television got fifteen million dollars in the bank James got you -- He could have a hundred. -- fifty million dollars in the back. He is incapable of running for president He can't do the things that an -- run for president he's behind Newt Gingrich in the polls now. He's just in something that that that He should have never gotten him to. He's you know we're here it's not -- evident to me -- seven -- 95% of the republic and no one else is getting in this race. -- and -- maybe I don't know what's gonna happen if -- If -- had just been able to all the 50% I guess there's -- -- -- stopping but -- -- great resistance every time the city -- Ron -- get about 25 to. They don't wanna -- for Romney it is perfectly clear everybody goes up everybody goes out -- state to state. They do seem to want to be for Herman Cain I want to ask you about that because he's right behind her. Romney and an all these polls and we saw that ad showed his campaign manager. Smoking earlier this week I heard -- saw one person call -- post modern genius others think it's amateur hour where do you come down. Come down effect Assad government statement that -- -- dropped a hand it to drink in my life He -- how is He could -- -- -- -- what gets me it. He may or drop us -- He was it gives up I definitely cannot guarantee that. I just -- -- -- it it didn't let it Herman Cain says funny things Herman Cain is not going to be the Republican nomination for president. I mean he's what He had to them at national distraction maybe not a bad when in the middle of this horrific recession but -- bit -- -- -- up. Rove -- locked -- my probably burn out -- my New York Times. Not He said it I thought the smartest thing anybody says they've done what you -- sheriff -- I don't doubt Watson when you eliminate impossible you left what is the improbable hello admit that the may have all right yeah I'll put you down as a vote for amateur and James -- -- on this. 
   
   This transcript has been automatically generated and may not be 100% accurate. ||||| Democratic strategist James Carville appeared on Good Morning America this morning to assess the current crop of front runners in the GOP presidential field and was not shy in his both predictable and entertainingly harsh criticism of his ideological foes. Herman Cain and Mitt Romney were both targeted, but it was Texas Governor Rick Perry, who has seen a rather enormous dip in recent polls, that received the most merciless review. 
   
   In Carville’s purview, Romney isn’t so much a “flip-flopper” but more of a “a serial wind sock” adding “every time you turn around, it’s something else.” On Herman Cain, Carville declared that he “is not going to be the Republican nomination for president,” before calling him a “national distraction,” which might be a welcome one in the middle of this “horrific recession.” 
   
   But he saved the best/worst for Perry, saying of the one time belle of the GOP ball “The best thing Rick Perrry can do for himself and his friends and family is get out of the race and go back to Texas, adding “this man is evidently not up to this. He had plenty of chances to do it. He can’t debate. He can’t give a speech. He can’t hold a position paper. He can’t go on television….he’s in over his head.” 
   
   GMA host George Stephanopoulos served as a sort of straight man for Carville’s partisan punditry that likely reminded many viewers of the typically non-partisan ABC News offering that these two worked hand-in-hand in Bill Clinton‘s campaign and administration. Since tephanopoulos never really challenged Carville on his take — and there was never an opportunity given to a dissenting point of view — this segment is sure to give rise to the predictable charge of “liberal media bias” (thunder crack!) 
   
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   Have a tip we should know? tips@mediaite.com ||||| James Carville says the Herman Cain adviser who raised eyebrows this week by puffing on a cigarette in a campaign video was either “drunk or stoned.” 
   
   “If that guy wasn’t drunk, I haven’t taken a drink in my life! He was as high as he could be. He was drunk or stoned. You know, some kind of chemical, I guarantee you that,” Carville said, laughing about Cain adviser Mark Block on ABC Thursday morning. 
   
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   The video was “funny,” Carville continued, just like Cain’s bid for the Republican nomination, which Carville made clear was not to be taken seriously. 
   
   Herman Cain “is not going to be” the Republican nominee, Carville said. “What he is is a national distraction, maybe not a bad one, in the middle of this horrific recession,” he said. “But let’s be real.” 
   
   Carville had even sharper words for another Republican candidate in the race. 
   
   “The best thing Rick Perry can do for himself and his family and his friends is get out of the race and go back to Texas. This man is evidently not up to this. He had plenty of chances to do it. He can’t debate. He can’t give a speech. … He can’t go on television,” the former Clinton aide said. He added that the amount that the Texas governor has in his war chest is irrelevant. 
   
   “He can have $150 million dollars in the bank — he is incapable of running for president. He can’t do the things that are necessary to run for president,” he said. “He’s just in something that he should have never gotten into. He’s in over his head.” 
   
   The Democratic strategist said there was not much standing between Mitt Romney and the nomination. 
   
   “I mean, Rick Perry’s completely blown himself up. There’s zero chance that Herman Cain’s going to be the nominee.”
target: – James Carville offered an entertainingly disparaging take on the GOP presidential race today, saying that nothing stood in Mitt Romney’s way to getting the nomination—he may be a “serial windsock,” constantly changing his positions, but his opponents are inept. “The best thing Rick Perry can do for himself and his family and his friends is get out of the race and go back to Texas,” Carville told George Stephanopoulos on Good Morning America. “This man is evidently not up to this.” As for Herman Cain, Carville said, he “says funny things” but “is not gonna be the Republican nomination for president.” Politico was especially struck by Carville’s reaction to Cain’s bizarre smoking aide ad. “If that guy wasn’t drunk, I haven’t taken a drink in my life!” Carville declared. “He was drunk or stoned. You know, some kind of chemical, I guarantee you that.” Stephanopoulos just laughed—as Mediaite notes, the two were cohorts during Bill Clinton's campaign and administration, so there's a whiff of liberal bias here.