text: From the way they describe it Kanye West had a hard time keeping it in his pants at the after-party for his LA "Watch The Throne" concert with Jay-Z on Tuesday night, instead letting his fingers do the walking – all over Kim Kardashian's person. "Kanye was eating Kim up like she was a piece of cake," said an onlooker, who has a bright future in tabloids. "He was all over her - caressing her head, touching her waist." Caressing her head? Though talk of eating things and some light head work makes it sound like he was giving her some intriguing cunnilingus in the middle of a crowd it was, unfortunately, a bit more family-friendly. "I think he was dying to kiss her, but there were too many people in the room," they added. [NYDN] 
   
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   Kendall Jenner confirms she's the next one out of the Kardashian gate by appearing on the cover of Teen Prom – you've gotta start somewhere – and discussing how she handles the family's h8rs. "[My sisters tell me] not to listen to what other people say because people are mean," she says. "I just don't look at the Internet and what people say because it can bring you down." Oh, Kendall, we're not going to be mean to you – unless you turn out like the rest of your horrible klan. [Radar] 
   
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   Rooney Mara bites off and ravages the hand that first fed her by shitting all over Law And Order: SVU. "It was so awful. So stupid," she said of her early stint on the show. "Me and my boyfriend - although I [didn't] look old enough to have a boyfriend - went and beat up these fat people, and at the end of the show you find out that I used to be obese and I hate fat people. It's ridiculous. Who would ever do that? Who would beat someone up because they're fat? People are obsessed with that show. I don't get it." A dagger, a dagger through my heart! [Page Six] 
   
   From hate to love, Rooney redeems herself by talking about the finer points of merkin artistry. [SF Gate] 
   
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   Forget your morning crossword because we've got your mind boggler right here: Taylor Armstrong – who has discussed her own domestic abuse past – has recorded footage of herself watching a Texas judge beating his cerebral palsy-stricken daughter so she can post a reaction video on her website. "She filmed it for it to be released on her website to educate women about domestic violence," said an associate. "Taylor was absolutely gutted watching the video. She cried, and she got very, very angry. She saw herself in the judge's daughter, vulnerable and unable to fight back." Um, thoughts? [Radar] 
   
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   Handling the whole thing with amazing ease and grace, Giuliana Rancic's double mastectomy was a success and she's already on the mend. "G is doing really well. Her surgery lasted about four hours and the doctors were very pleased with the result," said her husband Bill. "She had a little bit of pain through the night but is feeling much better this morning and was cracking jokes." [SF Gate] ||||| By Radar Staff 
   
   Kim Kardashian has always insisted that she and Kanye West are just friends, but that may not be the truth after all! 
   
   In an exclusive interview with Star magazine, Kanye’s ex girlfriend, Amber Rose, revealed that the reason she and the singer split was because of the reality star’s devious cheating ways. 
   
   “Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together,” Amber exclusively told Star. “She’s a homewrecker!” 
   
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   According to Amber, she was dating Kanye when he and Kim first hooked up — and Kim was dating NFL star Reggie Bush! 
   
   “They were both cheating,” Amber, 28, said. “They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.” 
   
   Amber says it was Kim, 31, who instigated the whole affair by calling, texting and sending racy photos of herself to Kanye. 
   
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   “She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person,’” but apparently Kim didn’t care enough to respond when Amber emailed her for an explanation. 
   
   “I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me. She never responded.” 
   
   Amber slammed Kim for her cheating ways. “It’s very important that us women stick together and we don’t f**k each other over like that.” 
   
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   However, Amber is current dating Wiz Khalifa, 24, and has credited Kim for helping her find true love. 
   
   “I want to thank her,” she said about Kim. “Because if she was never a homewrecker, then I never would have met Wiz, and I wouldn’t be as happy as I am now.” 
   
   To find out how Amber got her revenge and what she thinks about Kim and Kanye dating now, pick up the latest issue of Star magazine — on newsstands Thursday. 
   
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target: – Amber Rose confirms longstanding rumors about a Kim Kardashian-Kanye West hookup, telling Star (via Radar), "Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together. She’s a homewrecker!" According to Rose, she was dating West while Kardashian was dating Reggie Bush. Kardashian and West "were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other," she claims, adding that Kardashian sent West racy pictures. (Apparently, the Kim-Kanye romance is back on in the wake of her divorce from Kris Humphries.) If you'd like to further ruin your day, click to read about an upcoming Kardashian magazine.