text: Zsa Zsa Gabor died on Sunday at the age of 99 — leaving Hollywood without one of its most chic and wittiest legends. The Hungarian-American socialite was best known for being the first celebrity to become famous for being famous, but as Kim Kardashian West will tell you, that’s no easy task. It takes quick wit and stamina to last in Hollywood, both things that Gabor wasn’t short on. 
   
   To celebrate the life of an international icon, we’re looking back at some her funniest and most iconic one-liners. 
   
   “I’m a great housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.” 
   
   In what is arguably her most famous quote, the nine-time bride cited her collection of homes when reportedly answering Bob Hope’s query about her domestic skills during a USO tour. 
   
   “You can say I’m full of s—t — but don’t say I’m old.” 
   
   Famous for denying her age, Gabor told it to PEOPLE straight in 1989. 
   
   “Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.” 
   
   The frequent divorcée, whose previous husbands included Conrad Hilton and George Sanders, famously shared this marital insight after her nine trips down the aisle ended in seven divorces and one annulment. 
   
   “Personally, I know nothing about sex because I have always been married.” 
   
   A year after marrying current husband Frederic Prinz von Anhalt, Gabor joked about her private life during a 1987 speech to the American Bar Association — with many of her divorce lawyers in attendance. 
   
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   “He should have apologized and kissed my hand …That’s what a European gentleman would have done.” 
   
   Though she was later convicted of battery for slapping police officer Paul Kramer after he pulled her over for a traffic violation, the defiant star took a shot at him when he took her to court in 1989. 
   
   “Sorry I’m late, darlings. I had to put on my makeup. I knew you’d want to see the famous Zsa Zsa face.” 
   
   The diva made no excuses in July 1990 when she kept reporters waiting for 15 minutes following her dismissal from an El Segundo, California, jail after serving a 72-hour sentence for the above-mentioned battery ||||| This article is over 2 years old 
   
   The late actor had a unique way with words and was unafraid to speak frankly about men, love and marriage 
   
   Wit and wisdom: Zsa Zsa Gabor's best and most memorable quotes 
   
   The actor and socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor was well known for her large personality and colourful take on love, marriage and romance. 
   
   Here are some of her most memorable quotes: 
   
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   A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished – Newsweek, 28 March 1960. 
   
   Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended – Newsweek, 28 March 1960. 
   
   I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back – The Observer, 28 August 1957. 
   
   Miss Texas 1967 (@MsTexas1967) I am a marvelous housekeeper 
   
   Every time I leave a man, I keep his house 
   
   - Zsa Zsa Gabor 1917 ~ 2016 pic.twitter.com/xEyURu9G6Z 
   
   When asked how many husbands she had had: You mean apart from my own? – I Wish I’d Said That! by Kenneth Edwards, 1967. 
   
   
   
   A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it – Colombo’s Concise Canadian Quotations, 1979. 
   
   He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house – on her fifth husband, quoted by Ned Sherrin in Cutting Edge, 1984. 
   
   I don’t remember anybody’s name. Why do you think the ‘dahling’ thing started? – Hollywood Wits, K Madsen Roth, 1995. ||||| These crawls are part of an effort to archive pages as they are created and archive the pages that they refer to. That way, as the pages that are referenced are changed or taken from the web, a link to the version that was live when the page was written will be preserved.Then the Internet Archive hopes that references to these archived pages will be put in place of a link that would be otherwise be broken, or a companion link to allow people to see what was originally intended by a page's authors.The goal is to fix all broken links on the web . Crawls of supported "No More 404" sites.
target: – "A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it," oft-married actress and socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor once said. A selection of other great quotes from Gabor, who has died at the age of 99, and whose sayings summed up her flamboyant attitude to life and love: "I'm a great housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house." "Husbands are like fires—they go out when unattended." "I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back." That one was from 1957, after her third marriage ended, the Guardian notes. "A man in love is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished." "I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of trouble." "I don't remember anybody's name. Why do you think the whole 'dahling' thing started?" "Personally, I know nothing about sex because I've always been married." People notes that many of Gabor's divorce lawyers were present when she made this quip at an American Bar Association event in 1987. (Click to see Zsa Zsa's life in pictures.)