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Mike: Let's go for a beer Tom: Now? Mike: Yes Ben: Ok

Mike, Tom and Ben will go for a beer.

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Tom: we're few meters from you, can't you see us? Jeffrey: lol, nope Elena: c'mon, the red jacket!

Elena is wearing the red jacket and Jeffrey can't see her nor Tom.

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Bobby: U know what annoys me the most? Mickey: Not being able to watch TV or listen to music without pesky interruptions? Bobby: That too, but the thing that annoys me the most is pharmaceuticals, medicine and drugs. Mickey: Y? Aren't they good 4 ur health? Bobby: They may well be, but not for my wallet! Mickey: What do u mean? Bobby: I was watching a film last night and suddenly there's a bunch of commercial of different medical products and so on. Mickey: And what of it? Bobby: Imagine that pharmaceutical companies invent illnesses! Mickey: What? Are u sure? Bobby: No, I'm not, but in the commercial they mentioned a name of an illness I have never heard of. Mickey: So what? There are many illnesses and diseases I've never heard of. Bobby: So I did some research. Turns out such a thing does not exist. No medical journal writes about it, no medical forum suggests caution. Mickey: That doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Bobby: I even found a youtube video of a doctor explaining y it's not an illness. Mickey: All right, this is quite serious. Bobby: So I put my mind to it and do u know what I came up with? Mickey: What? Bobby: That in this particular case they're selling mints as medical products! Mickey: Srsly?! Bobby: Absolutely! Mickey: How long do u think they've been lying to us? Bobby: Can't be sure, but probably 4ever. Imagine every illness, disease and so on. Where do these come from? Why do they spread so fast? Mickey: That is kinda puzzling. Bobby: Right? Mickey: So why is no one doing anything about it? Bobby: Do u know how much the pharmaceutical industry is worth today? Mickey: No. Bobby: At least $1.2 bln! Mickey: Explains a lot.

Bobby's most annoyed by pharmaceutical companies. He believes they invent diseases to make money. He discovered that one company is selling mints as medicine for an illness that doesn't exist.

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Jennifer: hey do u like mad max Jennifer: coz the latest film is on Netflix now Jennifer: wanna watch it with me? Jack: seen it, it's pretty dope Jack: but might as well watch it again Reece: yeah me too Reece: great movie Jennifer: ok, tomorrow evening? Reece: fine with me Jack: sure Jennifer: awesome :)

Jennifer, Jack and Reece will match the latest Mad Max on Netflix tomorrow evening. Jack has already seen it.

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Ken: Fuck you, you pimp Greg: What? Ken: Fuck you man, I want my money back Greg: Was your account hacked by some prankster? Ken: No, I'm the prankster, just having a laugh at your expense Greg: Well, fuck you too then XD

Ken is trying to play a prank on Greg.

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Sophia: I'm sorry Mason: It's fine Sophia: Ok...If u was there, I would give you a hot kiss for apologize Mason: Hahaha. You still send me a photo one Sophia: What photo? Mason: Kiss photo. Haha Sophia: Hehe I sent u already such a photo Mason: Another one wouldn't hurt Sophia: Maybe later :) When I take a shower and look good Mason: And who says you don't look good now ? Sophia: Me Mason: Let me be the judge of that Sophia: No Mason: I'll still love you the same. Whether you have make up or not Sophia: Hehe but I don't want u to see me when I do not look good Mason: You must Sophia: I must what? Mason: Send me the kiss now Sophia: Haha Mason: Doesn't matter how you look, you'll still look good to me Sophia: Hahah Sophia: <file_photo>

Sophia apologizes to Mason. She sends him a kiss photo on his request.

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Sosie: What's your flat apartment number again? Kyra: 187 Sosie: thanks! Will be there in 5 mins Kevin: Hurry up! Kevin: We're all waiting :P

Sosie will be at Kyra's flat in 5 minutes. The flat number is 187.

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Duncan: btw bro, all the best in this year's championship Carl: thanks bro, hope my evo 10 wont let me down this year. Duncan: relax, last year you were just unfortunate with the gearbox. Carl: yeah, but this year im using a 6 speed hydrolic shift gearbox Duncan: that will really service you, i know that Carl: will you guys attend? Duncan: we cant miss watching our youngest cousin sweep away the title Carl: haha, stop exaggerating Duncan: haha, i mean it, we cant miss it for the world! Carl: thanks, ill have you reserved in the VIp Duncan: cool Carl: thanks Duncan: go get them! Carl: i will

Carl will compete in championship this year. Duncan can't miss this event. Carl will register his family members as VIP.

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Mick: I didn't get the confirmation emai from AES yet Barbara: I did Mick: You did? Mick: I gotta call them Barbara: Yes

Barbara got the confirmation email from AES. Mick did not get the email and will call them.

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Dan: buy me a sandwich on your way to work. Kevin: ok, no problem! Dan: thanks!

Dan wants Kevin to buy him a sandwich on his way to work.

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Ann: What should I prepare 4 my dad's birthday? Fiona: How old is he? Ann: turning 50 Fiona: wow, a round birthay, it must be sth big Ann: I know, but I don't have any idea Fiona: surprise party? Ann: My dad hates dose Fiona: ok, so what does he like? Ann: I don't know, he watch a lot of military movie Fiona: well, a movie ticket is probably not what you thought of Ann: not even close Fiona: Maybe some event. U know like bungee jumping or parachute jump Ann: that would be nice but he's afraid of heights Fiona: damn, maybe sth you can do together Ann: well I was plannig dinner with the whole family, but that's not enough Fiona: yes, there should be sth special also Ann: I know, but I'm out of Fiona: Let me think. Nothing with heights but maybe sth on the ground? Racing? Horse riding? Ann: ok, it's a good direction. Maybe some team play, we could go with the whole family Fiona: u said he likes military... maybe paintball? Ann: I don't know how my mum will react but I like it :D Fiona: I guess she's not into military Ann: not really, no. But it's dad's birthday so she has to accept it. Thx for the help Fiona: no problem

Ann doesn't know what she should give to her dad as a birthday gift. He's turning 50. Fiona tries to help her and suggests a paintball match.

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Rory: Max, is your sister studying in China? Max: She is Rory: How does she like it? Max: it's not amazing, but she believes it's a good investment Rory: does she speak Chinese? Max: I think she does already Joseph: Hard to control I imagine Max: hahaha Eliza: I think this is the best investment imaginable Max: really? Eliza: sure, the every 5th earthling is Chinese Eliza: or so Rory: true, I don't think you could stay unemployed speaking Chinese Max: but there are Chinese everywhere and they speak foreign languages Rory: true Rory: anyway, where is is? Beijing? Max: Nope. Shanghai Rory: I've just checked, it has 25 million inhabitants! Max: yes, she said it's actually bigger than the capital Rory: Insane, it's the population of the whole Australia

Max's sister is studying in Shanghai and she already speaks Chinese. She doesn't find the whole experience amazing but she believes it's a good investment.

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Miranda: Hi S, could we cancel tomorrow's meeting? Stephanie: again? what happened? Miranda: I have to work :( Stephanie: you work 20 hours a day! Miranda: that's what young doctors do Stephanie: they kill themselves working Miranda: no they come close to death but survive and it makes them immortal Stephanie: as long as you have an explanation :D

Miranda can't make her meeting with Stephanie as she has to work.

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Susan: Hi Tom Tom: Hi Suz, how's ur day? Susan: Not 2 good, my presentation was a disaster, but let's leave that 4 later. Susan: Becky's school just called. Tom: What happened? Susan: She has a fever. She saw the school nurse. Susan: I need u 2 pick her up. I don't have the car today & I can't leave the office earlier. Tom: OK, I'll pick her up and take her 2 my mother's house, b/c I need 2 return 2 the office. Tom: John won't let go if I don't finish this project on time. Susan: Thanks hun, see u @ home.

Susan's presentation was a disaster. Tom will pick up Becky from school as she has a fever and will take her to his mum's house. He needs to return to the office later on.

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Hugh: It's fine - when we arrive we'll quickly make the pizza and get started. Wanda: How much time is "quickly"? Hugh: We'll come, make the base and prepare everything earlier, then stick it in the oven Wanda: ok - guess that's one more item to scratch off the list.

When Wanda and Hugh arrive, they will quickly make the pizza and get started. They need to make the base and prepare everything earlier.

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Cole: hey roomie XD XD Luis: dude we are in the SAME DAMN ROOM Cole: its funny XD Luis: -_- Cole: pass me my pillow xD Luis: not until you say it to my face Cole: dude cmon Luis: ... Cole: oh youre not gonna talk to your roommate now Luis: im not gonna text an idiot whos practically sitting just a few inches from me -_- Cole: xD

Cole and Luis are sitting in the same room and yet they're texting each other.

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Kelly: Should I put on the red dress? Meghan: oh yes!!!! Mary: I'll wear a red dress too, and bright, red lipstick Kelly: bloody Mary! Mary: hahahaha

Kelly and Mary will wear red dresses. Mary will wear a red lipstick too.

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Greg: Hi Mum, how's the cat doing? Patti: I just rang the vets, she's fine! Greg: Thank God, been worrying about her all day! Patti: They said I can pick her up later. I'll pop home and fetch the cage after work. Should be there at 5ish. Greg: Good, see you at home, bye!

Patti and Greg's cat is getting better, so Patti will pick it up later. Patti will come back home at around 5 pm.

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Charles: What are you up to this weekend? Camilla: Not much. Just some work and errands on Saturday, show Saturday night. Day of nothingness on Sundy. Charles: Sounds good. We are going to visit the German markets this weekend. Birmingham and Manchester both. Sausage overload! Camilla: Ooh, that sounds really good! Charles: Allegedly there are Christmas things going on but I just go for the sausage and beer! Camilla: What a shocker. Charles: I know! Camilla: I'll have to try to get there this year. I've not been for ages. Charles: Oh, yeah, they are good. Try the mulled wine too. That's nice. Camilla: Never had it. Is it served hot? Charles: Yes, exactly. And lots of spices. Usually a red but sometimes they offer a mulled white. Camilla: I'm good with red. Charles: Inspired us to make our own at Christmas last year, but nobody else drank it. Camilla: Bummer! Charles: More for me! But oh the hangover. Camilla: LOL! Charles: Anyway, that's the plan. Hope you have fun. Camilla: You too! Charles: Thanks!

Camilla has some errands to do on Saturday. Charles is visiting the German markets this weekend. They are talking about Christmas food and drinks.

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Steve: hiya the dishwasher has turned up Mum: good did they install it for you Steve: yes they did a good job Steve: <file_photo> Mum: looks really nice Steve: yes it does its nice and quiet Mum: is it a 12 place setting one? Steve: I think so, not that I ever have 12 for dinner lol Mum: not but you dont have to put it on every day Steve: no every other Mum: yes I'm glad you are pleased with it xx Steve: I am thanks mum xxx

Steve is happy that he got a new dishwasher installed.

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Lily: I spent an amazing night with this guy Kate: What's his name? Lily: Thomas Kate: Is he English? Lily: He is Romanian, but from an extremely rich family, it seems Kate: What does he do in London? Lily: LSE Kate: of course, so predictable Lily: Hahah, but I expected him to be more banal and boring Kate: but? Lily: to be more mediocre... Kate: in size, in passion or in wallet? Lily: In everything. I've had so much pleasure that I have a headache Kate: I'm glad to read that. You deserved some fun after the last weeks. Lily: haha, I agree!

Lily spent an amazing night with Thomas. Thomas is Romanian and comes from a very rich family.

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Marta: Hey hey :) Marta: 😊 Marta: Do you happen to know a good technician, that fixes PC's? 😑 Joel: Hello! No, sorry. I only know of the guys in IT, back at the office. However Pablo, the best one on the team, he is on vacation this week..:/ Joel: Ask Cynthia or Elena, they might know someone. Marta: Ok, thank you! Yes, I will give them a try 🤞

Marta needs help with the PC. On Joel's advice, she will contact Cynthia or Elena as they might know someone.

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Booker: dont forget to carry your Xbox console Walker: i thought you dont like the console Walker: the grip is amazing Booker: haha, yeah it is Walker: okay then, ill come with one Booker: gaming all night is the plan Walker: yaas

Walker and Booker plan to play games all night. Walker will bring his Xbox console at Booker's request.

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Tessa: Stop texting my boyfriend ;/ Chloe: Uhm, excuse me? Chloe: Who's your boyfriend? Tessa: Jim Andrews. Chloe: Oh, ok! He's a friend from work. Tessa: yeah, but stop texting him. I saw the messages you sent him. Chloe: Which ones in particular? Tessa: You don't text your co-worker like that Chloe: Like what? Tessa: I can see you're being all smiley and touchy-feely with him. Tessa: He's taken Chloe: I'm his friend, I get he's taken, but we work together. Tessa: I see what you're up to, so stop texting him ;/ Chloe: Jesus girl, aren't you a bit paranoid? Chloe: We WORK together. How am I supposed to stop texting him? We have to communicate. Tessa: I don't care. I don't want you texting my boyfriend :/ bye

Tessa doesn't like Chloe texting her boyfriend, Jim Andrews. Jim is Chloe's co-worker so Chloe needs to communicate with him.

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Rory: Hey Mitch, how are you? I hope you're doing ok. We are thinking of signing up Bill for that International camp. Sammy will be going too. Do you think it would be possible for you to take Bill and Sammy if you go down? Mitch: I'm doing well - pretty tired. Yes, I do think that's possible :) Rory: Great, that would mean a lot to us. Thanks a lot. Mitch: That'd be wonderful! July, I'll be at a few camps ;) Rory: Of course, we'll chip in for gas. Ok, no problem :) Mitch: Thx, no worries. I hope you're all doing well. Time is flying by ;) Rory: Ok, great. I know, it's crazy. Rory: Do you know exactly which date you'll be leaving? Mitch: Sunday, the 29th Rory: Ok, cool. It's such a long drive. Mitch: Yeah, around 1000 km, but I'll try to get there early Mon morning. Rory: That's a pretty ambitious undertaking :) Mitch: I have to, camp starts Mon 9. Rory: Just be careful, and take lots of breaks, don't fall asleep at the wheel, etc. Mitch: I'll have the boys to keep me awake, and lots of snacks :) Rory: Ok. We will probably put Bill on a Flixbus, so he'll arrive around 10 am Sun Mitch: Cool, just make sure he has his phone on him. Rory: Ok, no problem. We'll give him your number, but most likely Joanna will be picking him up. Mitch: Oh, ok. That makes things easier. I'll meet him after. Rory: Great, thanks a lot for doing this, I don't know how else we would get him down to Croatia. Mitch: No problem. Talk to you later. Rory: Ok, bye.

Rory wants Mitch to take Bill and Sammy and they'll chip in for gas. Mitch will be leaving Sunday, the 29th to get there by 9 am on Monday. Bill will arrive around 10 am Sunday and Joanna will be picking him. Mitch will meet Bill after.

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Daniel: have you guys played DA? Mary: which one? Daniel: Inquisition Mary: damn yes Mary: love it to bits - team Dorian <3 Lucas: is it any good? I played just DA II Mary: is it any good?! it's fucking brilliant!!! Mary: Dan, are you playing? Daniel: just started and I'm not sure, trying to get used to the mechanics Mary: you have to give it a go, I was sceptical at first, but... omg, wait for Dorian Lucas: Is it better than 2? Mary: oh yes

Mary has played DA Inquisition. Lucas has played DA II. Daniel started playing DA Inquisition.

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Rael: Gosh, I fucking hate my job! Zach: Oops! Someone is in a mood... Rael: I'm serious, I'm done. Those people are fucked up. I cannot stand it anymore. Zach: Is it that bad? Rael: Even worse... Zach: What this time? Rael: I don't even have time to eat my fucking lunch. It's not normal. Zach: Did you talk to your manager? Rael: Yeah, this retard doesn't get that we're humans not robots. I hate him. Zach: You're gonna quit? Rael: It's not that easy, I gotta find something. I don't want to leave without first finding a new job. Zach: I see. Did you think about IT? Rael: No, why? Zach: Girl, it's the best place to work in! A lot of my friends started as software testers and they are really satisfied. Good money and no rat race. Rael: Zach, are you crazy? I don't have technical studies. Zach: You don't have to. If you have good analytical skills all you need is some online course - Udemy or something. People change their career after years of employment in totally different business. It's not that difficult, really. You should give it a try. Tech is our future. Rael: Hmm... Maybe you're right. I'm still not sure what to do with my career, so... why not. Zach: If you want, I can talk to my friends and they will give you some advice on how to start, what courses to choose and so on. Rael: That would be great, thanks. Zach: UW. In touch.

Rael finds the atmosphere at her workplace to be unbearable. Many people switch their career paths and move to the IT sector. Rael only needs good analytical skills and an on-line course to start work in IT.

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Joy: it's seem nice, are you interested for friday evening? Joy: <file_photo> Sandy: great! still ok for 11am? Joy: yes Sandy: will you be ready at 11am? I'm going for a run, i'll be a bit tired Joy: no it's fine for me. but it's for you Sandy: no problem. May be i'll be late. I have to take my shower afer. Joy: take your time Sandy: what did she say about dresses? Joy: Lina? She found them very nice but... Sandy: but she thinks like me: too much cleavage.. Joy: yes! Sandy: sorry for your husband! Joy: he's not jealous Sandy: so don't do anything. You'll show me Joy: ok i wait for you.

Sandy will go for a run. She will meet Joy after 11am. Lina and Joy don't think the dresses are appropriate. Joy will wait for Sandy.

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Dave: Hey, is Nicky still at your place? Her phone is off Sam: She just left Dave: Thanks!

Nicky has just left Sam's place. Her phone is off.

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Kim: I'm going to Seoul! Agatha: wow finally! Mark: When? Bring us some kimchi! Kim: People on a plane will kill me if I do :D Kim: I'm going in April <3 Agatha: Are you going with Jane? Kim: yes, of course - she'll be our tour guide Mark: so jealous... I'd love to come as well Kim: Really? I asked you like a hundred times

Kim is going with Jane to Seoul in April. Jane will be their tour guide.

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Joel: Hey, how are you guys doing? How's Coco? Becky: She's actually sitting on my lap purring right now. Trent: confirmed Joel: no way :D pics or didn't happen! Becky: <file_photo> Joel: haha! It took you guys 2 days to win her over. She's usually not that easy. Trent: maybe she remembers us visiting you? Joel: Maybe... oh, man, I'm jealous ;) Is she behaving ok? Becky: She's a total gem. Absolutely adorable. Trent: tbh she does try to scratch the couch from time to time Joel: you can just hiss at her or clap and she should stop Trent: yeah, we do that like you said and it works Joel: and if she wakes you in the morning you can just lock her out of the room until feeding time Becky: she hasn't done that yet actually Joel: I'm pretty sure it's coming :P Trent: so far she's been really sweet Joel: I'm glad. Just let me know if you need anything ok? Becky: ok sure

Becky and Trent are taking care of Joel's cat Coco. Coco likes them both and is behaving rather well so far.

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Mike: <file_photo> Mike: woke up like this :/ Emma: omg what is this??? Emma: allergy? Mike: no idea... probably Mike: but no idea to what :/

Mike suspects he might have had an allergic reaction to something.

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Mr. Benson: Hello everyone. First of all, thank you for staying after hours. As you know, I'm currently in Peru discussing a contract with a new client. Mr. Benson: We need to discuss a couple of matters: your work while I'm gone and things I need from you asap. Claudia: Hello, Mr. Benson. Of course. What do you require from us? Andy: Hello, Mr. Benson. I'm here. Mark: Hello, so am I. Sorry for being a little late. Had a call with a client. Did I miss anything? Mr. Benson: No, Mark, we're just starting.

Claudia, Andy and Mark stayed after hours at Mr. Benson's request. Mr. Benson is currently discussing a contract with a new client in Per and he wants to organize their work remotely.

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Mark: Heading out in a sec. You coming along? Sally: No. Mark: ? Sally: Don't feel well. Mark: Oh. Can I do anything? Sally: No. Girl stuff. Mark: TMI! Sally: LOL! Mark: Let me know if you change your mind. I can pick you up. Sally: Okay. Mark: We will miss you. Should I just have your character sit out? Sally: Yes! Don't want her killed off! Mark: Mwahaha! Sally: Not funny! Mark: Could be funny! Sally: Please don't! I just got all her spells and stuff! Mark: I won't, I'm j/k. Sally: You better be. Mark: I swear!

Sally is not going out because she doesn't feel well.

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Ella: did you send me mms? i can't open it for some reason :/ Caleb: yeah, I sent you a pic of Maya Caleb: she's playing a mouse in a school play and I wanted to show you her costume Caleb: she looks sooo adorable in it! :-) Ella: aww...:) can you send me this photo via email? Caleb: done :-)

Caleb sent Ella a pic of Maya to show her the girl's costume as a mouse in a school play.

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Ricky: Did u guys see what's going on outside? Shelly: A real blizzard! Tom: Haven't seen such weather in yrs! Ricky: This reminds me of a time when I was hiking in the mountains. Shelly: U went hiking? Tom: Yeah. What's so weird about it? Ricky: U don't strike us as the type. Tom: Well, I did. It was a couple yrs back, I admit. I was still a student and we went as a group of friends to the mountains. Shelly: How many of u were there? Tom: I think 5 or 6. Myself included. Ricky: So what happened? Tom: We rented a cabin in the wild. We wanted to have a weekend away.

There is a blizzard going on outside. Ricky went hiking a couple years ago with friends. They rented a cabin in the wild.

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Emily: shit, I'm waiting to see my doctor and you won't believe who's waiting with me Emily: <file_gif> Adam: who then? Emily: a nun and a blind crazy man Emily: it feels spooky Adam: haha XD

Emily is at a doctor's office. There is a nun and a blind crazy man waiting as well.

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Matt: have you heard that Bon Jovi are coming to Poland? Phil: No way! Phil: where, when? Matt: Warsaw, next July Tony: would you like to go? Matt: Sure! Phil: how much are the tickets? Very expensive? Phil: they're huge, I guess tix can cost a bomb Matt: I read the cheapest ones start from pln 250 Phil: not too bad, for Bon Jovi Matt: Yep! Tony: maybe I will go too Tony: Would you like to get the tix soon? Matt: Yes Matt: The sooner, the better Tony: Right, they may be sold out pretty soon Matt: How about you, Phil? Matt: would you like to go too? Phil: Will think about it Phil: I liked them a lot when I was a kid Phil: It would be great to see them live Matt: I guess so! Matt: Think about it and let me know soon, ok? Phil: Sure

Matt and Tony want to go to the concert of Bon Jovi next July in Poland and are planning to buy the tickets that cost 250 PLN before they’re sold out. Phil will think about it and let them know.

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Tom: Have you ever been to Dublin? Camilla: Never in Ireland! Tom: So let's go there this weekend! Camilla: for 2 days? Tom: Yes, the weather forecast is great! Camilla: I love your crazy ideas! Tom: ok, so I'm buying the tickets Camilla: <3

Camilla and Tom will go to Dublin this weekend.

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Alexa: I want to confess something Hunter: What is it? Alexa: I asked Ethan to Insult you :( Hunter: But why did you do that? Alexa: I was too jealous to see you with Ethan that day, dats why :( Hunter: But you could just ask me not to do something if you dont want me to? Alexa: We would talk about it tomorrow

Alexa asked Ethan to insult Hunter out of jealousy.

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William: hey im making spaghetti William: could you please buy some fresh tomatoes William: pretty please :) Olivia: no problem dear :) William: and Beth? it wouldn't hurt to have some chocolate for after the dinner :D Beth: I'm on it :D

William is making spaghetti. Olivia will buy fresh tomatoes for William. Beth will buy chocolate.

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Jake: What are your plans for the day? Olivia: I haven't really got anything planned. There are some things I should do which I haven't looked at for a while Jake: Like what? Olivia: I ought to do my accounts. At least get all the incoming and outgoing invoices sorted by months. Jake: Tax filing is a long way off. Olivia: I know, but doing it all at the last minute is a dreadful headache. Jake: Anything else? Olivia: I also have a few videos I need to upload to YouTube. Jake: Already ready or you still need to do post-production? Olivia: I don't really do much by way of post-production. I'm not exactly Steven Spielberg. Jake: I do, but I dont always have time to do much. Olivia: If I put in any music I always get a copyright strike and someone else is taking the ad revenue Jake: Yeah. And some of those claims are purely speculative. One time I put on one of my own pieces and it was challenged by Sony Music Olivia: No way! Jake: It's true. On the form you fill in to counter the claim I said if Sony want to make me one of their signed artists, that's fine. Otherwise to get they paws off of my music.

Olivia has to sort out her accounts and upload a few videos on YouTube. Jake is complaining that Sony Music tried to appropriate his own music.

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James: im out Tony: ??? James: from the team, this old prick pissed me off Tony: listen, I know the coach is pretty annoying at times (all the time lol) but he really is good James: i dont give a fuck, too much for me, already texted him Tony: shiiiit man

James is furious with his coach and has already sent him a message. Tony thinks that the coach is good despite he's annoying.

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Mike: dude, wendy has grown prettier Dave:😂😂👍 Mike:😍😍 Dave: i know right? Mike: yeah, since she came from Houston, she looks like an angel Dave: i'll have to hit on her soon Mike: haha, stay off, i hear Jerry is her lover Dave: really😕 Mike: yeah Dave: since when Mike: haha, i dont know, but you can push your luck Dave: haha, i will Mike:😉 good luck Dave: yeah, ill need it

Mike and Dave notice Wendy got prettier. Dave wants to hit on her, but she's with Jerry. He'll try anyway.

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Matthew: I have a cold. Need y'all support. It's painful Lisa: Fight it. Drink orange juice. Make some soup Matthew: I'll try Lisa: I believe in u Matthew: Thank u. Apparently it's an allergy mixed up with virus Lisa: Ahh it sucks. Lisa: Take a rest from evrthg. Matthew: Ikr. Hitting the hay now Lisa: Good night 'Thew!

Matthew has a cold. He will drink some orange juice and go to sleep.

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Joana: wana play some games? Sandy: what games? Joana: maybe dixit? Joana: or carcassonne? Sandy: why not? Joana: ok, I'll bring them 2 u Sandy: great :)

Joana will bring Sandy some games like dixit and carcassonne.

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Mary: Did you tell your sister I am doing online job? Mark: yes ! Mary: why Mark: because she keep saying your good for nothing? Mary: dint I tell you I don’t care? Mark: what happened? Mary: see I don’t want to prove anything to anyone.. Mark: I know… but I was just feeling proud so it was kind of show off… Mary: she is asking everyone… and trying to get to the people I am working for Mark: really!! I am sorry for that… Mary: don’t be! I understand your feelings… but u know how she is… Mark: I know!! :?  Mary: don’t be sad now its ok.. she cant do much about it… chill its ok but just be careful Mark: I will be .. Mary: btw it feels good that she is so jealous :P Mark: lol my aim was to make her feel jealous Mary: but i dont like it that she tries to contact the people i am working for ... what does she want? Mark: may be she wants to confirm if its true... because its not easy to digest that your working from home and earning well!!! Mary: whatever i just hate her Mark: chill now .... :) love you Mary: i am chilled :cool: ... love you too honey

Mark told his sister that Mary is doing an online job. Mark's sister is contacting people to confirm it. Mark thinks she's jealous. Mary hates Mark's sister.

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Mario: I’ve landed in every airport in Europe today - completely whacked out dude. Klara: Where are you now? Mario: Waiting in Luxembourg now. Eddie: Have fun dude. Moe: Only because you love flying so much 😉 Mario: weather was good for flying everywhere 🙂 Otherwise it would have been trains everywhere 🙂 Moe: Mario be safe bro Mario: You too bro 🙂

Mario is waiting on the airport in Luxemburg now.

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Ethan: who's going to see solstafir? Noah: solstafir! when? Noah: i had no idea they were playing Archie: I'm not :D. Leo: i'm going ofc! Ethan: 21.11 Noah: that's a wednesday... ehh... Noah: i'll have to see, might have to stay late at work... Leo: nooo you have to come Ethan: yeah you have to! Archie: There are better concerts :P. Noah: i know, i would really like to see them, but yeah Leo: archie... :P Ethan: don't mind him :P Noah: i'll see and let you know, it would really suck to miss them Leo: yup! Ethan: yup! x2

Ethan and Leo are going to see Sólstafir on 21.11. Noah would like to go too, but he might have to stay late at work.

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Marsha: Guys, we've planned the trip with John last night as we promised Cynthia: great, thank you for that Marsha: but of course you have to agree on that Mohammad: sure, but I really trust you Gavin: me too Marsha: so as we decided last time, we will spend a week just on the beach Marsha: we all wanted some calm, nice place, right? Gavin: yes!!! Marsha: John found this little hotel in Nosy Be Marsha: <file_photo> Marsha: and their website: <file_other> Marsha: it's quite basic the website, but it may actually be a good sign Gavin: I love it! Cynthia: it seems just perfect Marsha: I know Marsha: it's more expensive than hotels on the mainland Marsha: but it seems to be the most beautiful place in Madagascar Mohammad: so let's go there, it's still cheaper than Italy for example Marsha: exactly!

Marsha and John planned the trip. They will spend a week on the beach with Cynthia, Mohammad and Gavin. They will all stay in a hotel in Nosy Be.

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Rudi: Hetta, did you see the last trump video Henrietta: nope Henrietta: what did he do now? Rudi: <file_video> Henrietta: OMG Henrietta: what a jerk Rudi: it gets worse Rudi: <file_other> Rudi: the whole interview is here Henrietta: can't believe he said that about a congress woman Rudi: yeah Henrietta: do you wonder where the limit is? Rudi: wdym Henrietta: if he will say something that will actually get him kicked out of the white house Rudi: not really Henrietta: fuck Rudi: yeah

Trump is acting like a contemptible fool and it is getting worse. Rudi has sent Henrietta the link to his interview.

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Frank: wat are u doing?? Andy: watching Arrow B) Frank: dont u have a quiz tomorrow :/ Andy: yeah, so? :3 Frank: so go study for it Andy: its a small quiz Frank: so it doesnot matter?? Andy: it does, but .. Frank: but?? Andy: i'll study for it tomorrow Frank: yea like ur gonna wake up on time for that -_- Andy: dude your not my dad Frank: -_-

Frank tries to encourage Andy to learn for the tomorrow's quiz.

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Keira: How come it started with wildangel3 then went to 1 wouldn't it make more sense to go from 1 to 2 and then 3? Lois: yeah, i couldn't get onto my aacount for some bizar reason Lois: but I'm thinking of deleting both - i mean, I created it when I was 10! Keira: I figured ^^ Lois: Mean Keira: <file_gif> Lois: yeah yeah Lois: btw, I saw your sister in town the other day Keira: WHAT?! She's grounded for the month Lois: SOmeone's in trouble... Lois: You gonna tell on her? Keira: Maybe... I'm kinda mad at her right now >:(

Keira wonders why wildangel plays in the wrong order. Lois is considering deleting her account as she could not log on. Lois saw Keira's sister in town, who was supposed to be grounded. Keira might tell on her.

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Dima: hello! Nada: hey girl, what's up? Dima: I'm in a huge trouble, my laptop is broken and I have to deliver a translation tomorrow @9 😱😱 Nada: fuck what happened?? Dima: the stupid cat spilled coffee on it 😣😣 I'm freaking out! Dima: you still have your old laptop? is it possible to lend it to me please? Nada: no sorry, I've given it to my brother - but you're lucky! I've taken these two days off so you can take mine Dima: ooh man! thank you sooo much!!! if it weren't for Trados, I wouldn't be panicking :( Nada: no worries, it happened... but I always think about this... like man, we need some back up laptops! Dima: I know! but I always change my mind and spend the money elsewhere lol Nada: yeah, but it's like our only tool! so we need to invest in it Dima: yup, true ! Dima: can I come in an hour to pick it up? Nada: yes :) ttyl!

Dima's laptop is broken, as her cat spilled coffee on the laptop. Dima is worried, because she has to deliver a translation for Trados tomorrow. Dima will come to Nada in an hour to borrow Nada's laptop.

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Betty: What's on at the cinema tonight? Phil: I don't know. I haven't checked it either. Betty: I'm looking at the website. There are two comedies and one thriller which seem interesting. Phil: Choose. I'm fine with whatever. Betty: What if you get bored? Phil: I won't. Don't worry. Just choose. Betty: Ok. So the thriller. We watch lots of comedies at home. Phil: Fine :-) Could you book the tickets if you're already on the site? Betty: Sure. Betty: Done :-) Phil: When and where would you like to meet? Betty: How about 6pm near the theatre? Phil: It may be a little difficult for me. 6.30? Betty: Ok. I was thinking about a short walk before the movie but we can have a stroll afterwards as well :-) Phil: Thanks :-) Betty: Shall I prepare dinner or do you fancy eating out tonight? Phil: Dinner with you at home. Betty: Ok. I have a few ideas for our menu :-) Phil: Won't it be a big problem for you? Betty: Not at all. Pleasure. Phil: :-D Thanks and see you :-) Betty: :-*

Betty and Phil are meeting at 6.30 to watch a thriller at the movies. They will have dinner at Phil's afterwards.

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Oliver: Dude, how's the campaign going? Bruce: It's more than ok, we've got around 200 backers right now Oliver: Good! Have we reached 5000 dollars yet? Bruce: Yes, we're a little over 6000... 6132 bucks. Oliver: Crowdfunding is the way!

Bruce informs Oliver that the campaign is more than successful. They have so far won about 200 backers and crowdfunded 6123 dollars.

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Riley: Chloe is on tv!! James: on which channel? James: never mind i've found it James: what is she doing? i don't get it Riley: this is a programme in which women undergo a complete metamorphosis. Riley: OMG she looks drop dead gorgeous!

Riley and James watch Chloe on tv undergoing a metamorphosis.

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Louis: Hey, hows your day? :D Cheryl: Okaaay… I guess Louis: Aha, someone’s feeling a bit down, am I right? Cheryl: yea, sort of… Louis: Go on, tell me what happened Cheryl: I…just had an argument with my mom Louis: Jesus what again Cheryl: I forgot to close the window when I was leaving home! Louis: And that’s it? Cheryl: No, not only… Ya know, wouldn’t be that bad, but I got angry, started screaming and everything ;/ Louis: not a good idea, babe Cheryl: I knoooow  Louis: Was it really bad? Cheryl: I suppose yea, she kicked me out xd Louis: WHAT Cheryl: I mean I don’t have to move right now, but she gave me time till the end of the year Louis: I’m sorry… Cheryl: Naah, don’t be, I believe it’s for good. I couldn’t stand her anyway xD

Cheryl had an argument with her mom. She forgot to close the window, got angry and started a fight. Her mom gave her time till the end of the year to move out.

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Eric: MACHINE! Rob: That's so gr8! Eric: I know! And shows how Americans see Russian ;) Rob: And it's really funny! Eric: I know! I especially like the train part! Rob: Hahaha! No one talks to the machine like that! Eric: Is this his only stand-up? Rob: Idk. I'll check. Eric: Sure. Rob: Turns out no! There are some of his stand-ups on youtube. Eric: Gr8! I'll watch them now! Rob: Me too! Eric: MACHINE! Rob: MACHINE! Eric: TTYL? Rob: Sure :)

Eric and Rob are going to watch a stand-up on youtube.

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Joyce: Honey, can I take the car? Kyle: No, I'm sorry. Joyce: Why not? How am I supposed to go get Harry? Kyle: I've got to go to a mechanic. The car is making a weird noise. Joyce: Then can you get Harry on your way? Kyle: I don't know, I'm already running late. Joyce: Am I supposed to go get him by bus? That's ridiculous. Kyle: Fine, I'll get him. Joyce: Thank you.

Joyce wants to take Kyle's car to get Harry. Kyle is taking the car to a mechanic. Joyce refuses to get Harry by bus. Kyle agrees to pick Harry up.

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Laura: Hi Tabs, how are you doing? Tabby: I'm ok, the only problem is I have 2 exams next week. What about you? Laura: Oh, I'm ok, passed all exams but one. But that one was not so important. Tabby: Ok. Laura: Are you coming to Daisy's party on Saturday? Tabby: I must see how much progress I make with studying over the next couple of days. :( Laura: Ok... I understand that. :) Tabby: Yeah! But I'm optimistic. Laura: Good! That's my girl!

Tabby has 2 exams next week. Laura passed all her exams but one. Tabby may come to Daisy's party on Saturday, depending on her studying progress.

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Salma: <file_video> Salma: the latest cat meme Hugh: oh sweet, I can never get enough of those lol Hugh: <file_photo> Salma: hahaha same

Salma and Hugh like cat memes.

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Will: I hate ques. Will: I'm standing in a line longer than the post office itself. Will: In order to just send a damn letter in XXI century. Will: Damn Chris: What a time to be alive :D Chris: Lines are the part of everday life of any person living in a big city. Chris: There is nothing special in it, but I hope you'll think twice next time you decide to send a traditional letter. Will: The best think about my XXI century comment is that the line consists almost entirely of elderly people who don't have bank account and pay their bills via post office paying cash. Will: Where is digitalisation when you need it? Chris: Haha. Hang on there.

Will had to stand long in a queue at the post. Chris believe it is part of life in a big city. Will believes it is because of old people, who do not use the internet.

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Mia: babe, do you mind if i go out after work tonight? Elliot: yeah, sure. go for it ;) Mia: thanks, babe. it's gonna be girls night out Elliot: what're u up to? Mia: well, you know we gonna grab some drinks have some nice time outside of work Elliot: don't be too late please and if you need me to pick u up just give me a ring

Mia is going out after work tonight with her female friends. If she wants, Elliot will come and pick her up.

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Ed: Sinners!! Sex is for married people Valerie: double sin if it’s anything but missionary style! Chris: Then you go get married & leave us all alone Lor: You better hope all non sin living is worth it or your consciousness after death is going to be butt hurt for eternity lol Atnee: Ed, take it easy Jessica: And the only purpose for sex is to make babies! !! That's it, hahaha 😂 Atnee: Lol Ed: Valerie , triple sin if you enjoy it! Jessica: And only for procreation. :-))) And not to be enjoyed. :-))) Matt: Ed, Ok. See you in hell !! 😂 Ed: Matt , No you won’t. I don’t even look on the direction of another man

Ed, Valerie, Chris, Lor, Atnee, Jessica, Matt are laughing at the sinfulness of the sex without marriage.

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Dane: Morning Zariah: Morning Dane: How are you Zariah: In general ok but I have a big pain in my back. U? Dane: From what ? I'm alright Zariah: Almost every day I have had such a pain recently. Maybe because of the bed. But to be honest I don't think so since earlier it wasn't like this Dane: Ok

Zariah has been suffering from back pain recently.

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Mike: who's going to the lecture tomorrow morning? Sean: i've never managed it, so I don't think it's even possible Joseph: I'm going but it's a nightmare Joseph: how do you want to pass the exam Sean? Sean: you all make notes, don't you? Mike: we do... Mike: but there is a very important question: are we going to share them with you? Sean: nooooo.... how cruel Mike: we all like to sleep, but we keep going there anyway Sean: I think I like to sleep more Sean: I'm just unable to get up so early Joseph: so are we! Joseph: Try at leat once, then we can think about sharing the notes Sean: how mean...

Sean never gets up for the morning lecture. He needs to attend it at least once to get the notes.

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Claire: hey Claire: where's this conference about relations at school? Aaron: hey Aaron: it's in the teaching training thing Claire: oh, in Sesame Street? Aaron: yeah exactly Claire: thanks! Claire: are you going? i mean apart from your own lecture ;D Aaron: haha yeah i'm giving two, actually Aaron: and i'm kind of a host there as well Aaron: so guess i'll be looking to coffee, biscuits etc Claire: i see Aaron: i was thinking i could go to Jo's lecture Claire: Jo's... is it the one about stress? Aaron: no, that's Joe ;D Jo is having a workshop on teamwork Claire: ah, this one. yeah looks interesting Aaron: i know her, she's a really good coach Claire: i was thinking maybe mindfullness... Aaron: yeah definitely!! if you haven't been to any mindfullness workshops then it's a must! Aaron: i've taken it in Berlin last year, with the same guy Aaron: it was amazing, life-changing i'd say Claire: sounds wonderful Claire: one can easily tell you're one of the organisers ;D Aaron: hahah yeah but we did choose the best topics and presenters, believe me :D Aaron: we've checked out all those people and learnt from them and yeah, they're the best ;) Claire: ok ok i'm signing up :D see you there, during the breaks at least;) Aaron: ok bye bye;)

Aaron will give two lectures during the conference about relations at school at the Sesame Street. Claire will participate in mindfulness workshop.

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Cindy: <file_gif> Ellie: Why are you so sad? Something’s happened? Cindy: I don’t want to talk about it… Ellie: Cheer up! Tomorrow’s another day 😊 Cindy: <file_video> Cindy: Have you seen it? It’s viral on the internet Ellie: Nope, but it’s very funny 😊 Ellie: <file_gif>

Cindy is sad, but doesn't want to talk about the reason. Ellie hasn't seen the funny video that went viral.

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Milena: How was the presentation? Kate: very good Regina: yes, we had a good feedback Milena: how many people came to listen to you? Regina: 3 but we new it will be very cosy, friendly thing Milena: sometimes a small but interested audience is better than random bored people Kate: exactly

Kate, Milena and Regina's presentation went well. Three people came to listen to them.

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Sam: You own a really nice hotel, guys 😊 Jessica: Thanks Sam 😊 Michael: Thanks, mate Sam: How is our hotel room set for next month? Hope that the manager will arrange the very best for us 😉 Michael: you’re damn right, Sam Michael: are you coming on the 15th of August? Sam: Yep! We’ll be at the hotel around 2 p.m. Jessica: I’m soooo happy to see you again! Sam: Me, too 😊

Sam appreciates the hotel owned by Jessica and Michael. Sam is going there on the 15th August at around 2pm.

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Maria: Where are you? Lori: Copley Maria: why not Prudential? Lori: It's close, I can be there in 10min Maria: we don't have time, we were supposed to meet at Prudential Lori: sorry, I misunderstood Maria: you always misunderstand Maria: harry up, please, I'm so tired Lori: there is a traffic jam Maria: that you would have avoided if you had come to Prudential Lori: relax, it's Friday! Maria: So I want to enjoy it, instead of waiting for 30min in front of a mall Lori: I'm there in 5 min Maria: We will see

Lori is at Copley. Lori was supposed to meet Maria at Prudential, but misunderstood her. There's a traffic jam, but Lori believes she will meet Maria in several minutes.

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Matt: Do you have Patrick's phone number? He's not picking up my calls... Matt: Is he mad at me? Mary: Sure, here you go: +44 7700 900077 Susan: He changed his number :) Matt: phew, thanks!

Mary is giving Matt Patrick's new phone number.

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Ella: so? Molly: ? Ella: come on! pics or it didn't happen Molly: what are you going on about? Ella: I heard you met up with Chuck Molly: no... when was this suppossed to happen? Ella: friday Molly: Holly fuck that little shit made a story up Ella: ? Molly: I told him no and the little fucker made up a story Molly: Im gonna kill him

Chuck told Ella that he'd met up with Molly. He made up the story, as actually Molly refused to go out with him.

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Matt: Hi! Nick: Sup? Matt: Do you remember what internet connection we have? Nick: Shit, man, I don't know... Matt: Rats, me neither and I need it for the application Nick: I usually just use my mobile service, I don't watch anything when at home Matt: That's OK, I'll figure sth out, thx Nick: kk, when I remember it, i'll let you know.

Nick will let Matt know when he remembers what their internet connection is.

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Violet: hi! :) Violet: do you know any good waxing salon in the neighbourhood? Violet: i'm going on vacation and i'm as hairy as a gorilla :o XD Paisley: waxing? wow, girl, you're brave :p Paisley: i've been in a waxing salon once and i'm not going back Paisley: waxing is painful af Violet: was it that bad? Paisley: leg waxing was ok-ish, but bikini... jesus Paisley: i was bleeding so fckin hard Paisley: blood was EVERYWHERE Violet: !!! Violet: i was going to get brazilian waxing, but now i'm scared Paisley: that's extreme :o Paisley: if i were you, i'd start from leg waxing or sugaring Paisley: but why won't you just shave down there? Paisley: ingrown hairs? Violet: yup Violet: i use scrubs and moisturize my skin almost every day but it's still bad Violet: i mean REALLY BAD, i look like a freaking chicken with all these razor bumps Paisley: try shaving with the grain Paisley: it helped with my ingrows Violet: i've tried everything Violet: i just need to man up and make an appointment Paisley: good luck, then ;) Violet: thanks

Violet will make an appointment at a waxing salon. Home methods don't work for her.

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Telly: what are you guys doing on New Year's? Chuck: We're not really sure yet. I think. Ally? Ally: Idk... Telly: I was wondering about going to Luke's party but I'm kinda hesitant Ally: yeah me too. As much as I love Luke his apartment is not particularly party-friendly. Chuck: there's also a party at Bernie's <file_other> Telly: oh cool, I wasn't invited ,though :P Chuck: you know how Bernie is, all of his parties are open, it also says so in the description Telly: oh, ok, cool Ally: We were also wondering about The Spot - they are having a New Year's party, but you have to sign up pretty quickly Telly: is there a fb event? Ally: <file_other> Telly: Great, I'll check it out. Let me know when you make up your mind, might help me too ;) Chuck: you got it

Telly, Chuck and Ally talk about a New Year's party they will attend.

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Abigail: It's Sundaay. Damien: So?.. Abigail: You know what that means. Damien: Hmm no I don't x) Abigail: Sunday means we go to church~. Damien: Oh, yeah.. Abigail: Don't forget to put on a coat and tie. Damien: A coat and tie?.. Why? Abigail: To show respect to God and others. Damien: Omg..I'm glad Sunday is only once a week. Abigail: I hope God didn't hear that. Damien: He'll forgive me 😇 Abigail: Just be ready on time please.

Abigail and Damien are going to church on Sunday. Damien has to put on a coat and tie.

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Mummy: My dearest Thess and Mike! We wish you God's blessing and a happy celebration of Christmas! Our thoughts are with you every second today. Thessalia: We are joining you in prayer and our hearts are celebrating Christmas with you. May joy and peace be with you all! Mummy: So help us God.

Mummy and Thessalia send Christmas greetings to each other.

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Janice: my son has been asking me to get him a hamster for his birthday Janice: should i? Martina: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Martina: i got one for my son and it stank up the whole house Martina: so don't do it!!!

Martina advises against getting a hamster.

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Kristina: Girls! Kristina: America's top model Kristina: on tv Kristina: Watching? Jannette: omg Jannette: Im not home yet Kristina: New season ye!! Estefania: Hmm Estefania: yeah Im watching this rn Kristina: Tyra Banks Kristina: She never gets old Estefania: I wanna look like her haha Jannette: K I just got home Jannette: Had to run Jannette: <file_photo> Estefania: Hahaha

Kristina, Estefania and Jannette are watching America's Top Model.

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Carol: I got some more fruit from my garden you want some? Jacob: Yess! always? but aren't you gonna eat it? Carol: I have so much I don't know what to do with it Jacob: make some preserves with it Carol: ugh so don't have the time for that Jacob: oh come on Carol: really? thats your argument? Jacob: well... come on Carol: same argument ass Jacob: you aren't one of those super busy people Carol: ? Jacob: you know... a person that does everything, goes to every new place Carol: does everything? what hte hell are you on? Jacob: fine nevermind, when can I come? Carol: You can pick up the fruits Wednesday at 6pm Jacob: ok

Carol will collect the excess fruit on Wednesday at 6 pm.

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Luke: Ryanair to cancel flights affecting 400,000 more passengers. So unlucky Erin! Erin: Yeeeep...it touched me as well finally 😩😩😩😩 Now they screw all my plans to go to Egypt... Luke: You’re not the only one Erin: Good to know that my feelings are shared with other 399,999 people 😩 Nathan: Relevant news story for everyone to consider: http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/09/18/ryanair-cancel-effort-to-improve-brand-image/ Elijah: I’m lucky for now, none of my 2 flights have been cancelled 🙏 Erin: That’s not a good moment to brag 🙈 Ava: I think we were all unlucky with the ryanair fiasco... Elijah: not me... yet… my 2 flights are confirmed for now Luke: I’ve booked another flight with easyjet 🙂 Ava: I hope they can at least send me a voucher 😑 Erin: They will... Have faith...

Ryanair has canceled many flights. This affected Erin, Luke and Ava.

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Tanya: are you better today? Rosie: better, but not good Tanya: it's great to hear that Tanya: i was worried

Rosie is better, but still not well.

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Janet: I am ashamed. Who voted for this pussy? It's your fault. Alison: Remember the Wizard of Oz? He might have melted. Nicole: He’s a sissy boy. Cheryl: RAIN omfg thats so shameful and disrespectful 😡 Buff: Pussy in Chief. Linda: Trump is selfish and inconsiderate. Janet: What an embarrassment to our nation and the world!!! Roz: Where is Elsie? I miss you vomit 😊 Cheryl: WTF EVER trumpola didnt want to mess up his pity full comb over..... Janet: Trump = snowflake Linda: Baby. He’s a spoiled brat baby. Nothing about Donald Trump to be proud of or want to defend. Arlene: HIs hair and makeup would have been ruined! Roz: Exactly 😊 Leslie: Which adviser, who he doesn't listen to anyway, thought missing this ceremony was a good idea? Shameful! Eric: What a pussy. We should grab him and kick him to the curb. Sue: All the other leaders managed to make it, so there is no excuse, for me. Roz: It's all about the hair. Sue: afraid the colour of his orange hair would run???? Linda: Never heard of an umbrella :)

Janet, Nicole, Alison, Arlene, Leslie, Ros, Eric and Sue are all complaining about Donald Trump and his absence at the ceremony.

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Rob: Are we meeting up 2morrow? Eve: How about Sunday Eve: stores are open so we can go then Rob: Ok I just don't know what time they close Eve: we have ot go in the moring Eve: I have some stuff to do around 3 Rob: ok

Rob and Eve will meet on Sunday morning to go to the shops. Eve has something to do at about 3.

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Morgan: Hey gorgeous, how’s your day? Suzanne: Nothing special, it’s just one of many boring days at work. But… better now though! Morgan: Are you working at all? 😉 Suzanne: I’m trying 😉 But you aren’t helping me, at all Suzanne: I’m just taking a well-deserved break 😉 Morgan: I miss you Suzie Suzanne: I miss you too Morgan Morgan: Do you feel like going to a concert next week? Maroon 5 is playing at the Hulu Theater at Madison Square Garden. Morgan: As it happens, I’ve got two tickets 😉 Morgan: Do you want to go? Suzanne: Really? OMG! That’s wonderful! Suzanne: Thank you sweetheart! Morgan: Oh, nothing. I just want you to be happy 😉

Suzanne is at work and is having a break now. Morgan invites Suzanne to a concert of Maroon 5 which takes place next week at the Hulu Theatre at Madison Square Garden. Suzzanne agrees.

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Avril: Hi! Avril: Have you got plans for the weekend? Frank: Hello, no, I don't. Frank: I mean I have some things to do, but nothing special. Avril: Do you like mushroom picking? Frank: U serious? Avril: :D :D :D Avril: Of course not! ^^ Avril: But i'm going to see horse racing. U comin'? Frank: Now, u r talking! Frank: Sure I'll come with u!

Frank will join Avril at the races at the weekend.

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Jake: dude, I just pulled a TOTW Jake: my first this year! Tom: grats! Tom: gonna sell it? Jake: yeah Jake: I'll try him in one or two matches Jake: he's not a good fit for my squads Tom: you'll have plenty of coins to buy someone that fits Jake: that's the plan Jake: I got lucky with this one Tom: my pull luck sucks this year Tom: not a single great player Jake: you're good at the game Jake: you don't need help :P Tom: I like shiny things :P

Jake has got his first TOTW this year. Tom doesn't have a great team.

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Kaylee: Enough is enough, I am blocking you now -_ Gavin: As if I care Kaylee: I am blocking you, seriously Gavin: Bye Kaylee: You really don't care? Gavin: Please go away you are too much irritating Kaylee: :(

Kaylee is blocking Gavin and Gavin doesn't care as he finds Kaylee too much irritating.

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Catherine: Hi Jake, last week I applied for an accounting position @ Pandora. Jake: Hey Cathy! Really? That's great! Catherine: R u still working there? Jake: I sure am. It's already been 5 yrs. Catherine: Time flies. So I take it ur satisfied? Jake: I am, I rarely think about changing companies. Catherine: Does the company offer possibilities of personal development & promotion? Catherine: I mean is there a clear career path? Jake: Yup, that's the main pro of this place & the benefits. Jake: I was promoted twice during these 5 yrs & the salary increase with each promotion is quite significant. Catherine: That's good to hear. Most companies 2day are implementing cost saving policies & the employees are the ones who suffer. Catherine: I mean at my current workplace u can only count on inflation salary increases. So u barely see the difference on ur paycheck. Jake: That's what I hear from most of my friends. It's a tough time 4 employees on the market nowadays. Jake: 4 now our company is still dynamically expanding. Catherine: And how about the benefits u mentioned? Jake: The company partially finances language & accounting courses. Jake: There's also a yearly bonus that depends on your achievements and private healthcare. Catherine: That sounds like a dream :D Your HR dept. gave me a call yesterday and invited me to an interview on Monday. Jake: That's great! I'll keep my fingers crossed :) Catherine: Thanks Jake :) Is there anything I should prepare/review before the interview? Jake: Well I think it would be beneficial to know some facts about the company. Jake: You can find them on the official website, in the "about us" section: <file_other> Catherine: OK, I'll definitely take a look. Jake: And they may ask u some Qs about accounting principles, the basics. But I mean that won't be a problem 4 u. Jake: I remember u graduated with honours from uni. Catherine: That's true. :) I'm a bit nervous though. Jake: There's no need to be. Give me a call after the interview. Good luck! Catherine: Thanks. TTYS!

Catherine applied for an accounting position at Pandora. Jake has been working there for 5 years. This job offers a clear career path and benefits. Jake got promoted twice with salary increase. Catherine will have an interview on Monday.

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Adam: hi Mum! Hannah: Hello, ready for your flight? Adam: yes, just finished packing Adam: can you remind Dad that the plane was rescheduled and will arrive one hour later? Adam: there's no point for him to wait that long at the airport Hannah: Sure, I will. Hannah: Do you want anything special for dinner tomorrow? Adam: nah, I'm fine with anything you'll prepare Adam: especially if you compare it to what I'm eating on a daily basis :) Hannah: Alright. Hannah: Can't wait to see you! Adam: I'll be there in less than 24 hours :) Adam: I'm sure you can wait Hannah: It's been half a year since your last visit, so don't be surprised! Adam: I'm not Adam: I miss you all as well Adam: see you tomorrow! Hannah: Bye! Have a safe flight!

Adam hasn't visited his parents in six months and is coming over tomorrow. His flight will land an hour later than originally scheduled. Hannah will let Dad know.

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Steffen: Any room in any of the cars going to the infinity pool? Im more handicapped than usual since I twisted my ancle yesterday :( Irene: we can give you a lift. Don’t think the car can make it all the way up, so will park at the bottom and hike up Steffen: Then I think I have to skip - cant really walk on my leg atm :confused: But thanks anyway Irene: :( Dan: I’m pretty sure Mr.Budd could make it, it’s 4wheel drive, if mr.budd is going, although I haven’t seen the hill Luke: have you been up there? how bad is the road actually? Luke: lol, that explains it Luke: Sandy, is it vistas de olas? Ben: Yes! Vistas de olas

Steffen twisted his ankle yesterday and needs a lift to the infinity pool. Irene's car probably won't make it up the hill, so they'd have to park at the bottom and hike up. Mr.Budd should make it up the hill since it's a 4-wheel drive.

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Tim: Hey, you have a few minutes? Joe: Sure, what's up? Tim: I'm thinking about inviting a few people from work over and I kinda thought that maybe some boardgames would be a cool idea. Tim: And I wanted to consult the expert on the matter :) Joe: As you know I'm always happy to share my expertise with anyone willing to listen. You will just need to stop me when I get too wound up :D Tim: Haha :) Ok, So I know you ran the local club - any tips how to organize a newbie gaming evening? And what games to bring? Joe: yeah, sure - just a few general tips :) Joe: Start games before you start drinking :) And don't bring any game that is either over-complicated, requires too much time to explain, or god forbid encourages direct conflict - you know, the plotting-scheming stuff. So no Game of Thrones :) Joe: Or alternatively you can chose some cooperative games - like Arkham Horror, Robinson Crusoe, Pandemic Tim: Got it :D Joe: Also would be great to know what theme they all like - if there is one. And if not then there are some 'vanilla' games - like Codenames or Catan. Any idea what they might be into? Tim: Not really - there are some guys who I know like sci-fi and comic books, but no idea about the girls... Joe: The best way - just talk with them - might be surprised by their tastes and experiences. Maybe some of them are already into gaming? There are nerds in every walk of life :) Tim: Yeah, I know, all too well :) Tim: Anyway, thanks for the tips - co-op games sound like a good idea for a start. Joe: yeah, and then if the idea sticks you can roll out the big guns :) Tim: Will do that :)

Tim wants to organise a board games night for his colleagues. Joe has some good ideas and tips on where to start.

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Lisa: I have to clean the house. Bob: Yes, it's very dirty. Lisa: You can help me. Bob: Why me? Lisa: Because you helped make it dirty. Bob: What do you want me to do? Lisa: I want you to clean the bathroom. Bob: Oh, that's easy. Lisa: Clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet. Bob: That's a lot of work. Lisa: Tell me when you finish. Bob: I don't think so. You'll just give me more work.

Bob is going to help Lisa clean the house, he will clean the bathroom.

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Dolph: hey Dolph: remember to bring your passport tomorrow Ziggler: Cool, i will

Ziggler will bring the passport tomorrow as reminded by Dolph.

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Phil: Hi. Are you home? Nancy: Yes. Where are you? Phil: Still in the shop. Nancy: What are you doing there? Phil: There are such crowds. Everywhere. Nancy: Really? Phil: First, I couldn't find any parking place. Now I'm standing in a gigantic queue. Nancy: Have you got everything? Phil: I think so. Nancy: Oh, I'm sorry. I know you hate it before X-mas. Phil: Will you make an apple pie? Please? I was passing by a cafe and thought of that immediately. My mouth is watering when I think of that smell. Nancy: Sure, honey. Of course I will. Phil: Wonderful! I think I'll be home in an hour. Nancy: Ok. Waiting for you :-) I've got everything I need for the pie, so it will be in the oven when you arrive :-) Phil: Thanks, babe! :-* Nancy: :-*

It took Phil a very long time to do the Christmas shopping but he probably managed to get everything. He will be home in an hour. Phil's apple pie will be in the oven when he arrives.

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Aude: Hi Susie, how is Ted this morning? Did you find plasters? Susie: yes. He kept them till this morning after his shower. Aude: he must look sexy whith them... lol Susie: a memory from Poland!

Susie found the plasters and Ted kept them until the morning.

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Brett: So what do u do there? Drive a tank all the time? John: Yes and no. U've got players from around the world and they have their tank squadrons and u battle them. Can be a lot of fun! Andrew: So what happens if someone is on a higher level than u? They basically destroy u! John: That's not a problem. The game doesn't allow higher ranked players o interact with players out of their range. Brett: What do u mean? John: If ur on lvl 5, a player on lvl 30 can't attack u. Andrew: Sensible. Unlike WoW. John: So what's WoW like? Andrew: Imagine having a character u rly like and u give it a lot of ur attention and get experience point, level up and so on. Someone who's played the game for like a year comes and kills u instantly. Brett: Not cool. John: Yeah. Y would they allow such a thing? Andrew: Well, open world, u can team up with anyone, do quests together, arrange fighting tactics and so on. Brett: Actually, my cousin met his wife there :) John: Rly? Brett: Yeah. They were playing together for some time, talking and at some point he invited her to a date. Turned out they lived very close to each other ;) Andrew: That's gr8! And how are they getting along now? Brett: Most fights are about who gets 2 play at a given moment ;) John: Lol Andrew: Well my favourite genre is RPGs :) John: Can u name a title, except WoW? Andrew: I can name a dozen, but one of my personal faves is the Final Fantasy series :) Brett: What's this one about? Andrew: Don't tell me u haven't heard about the greatest RPG series of all times? John: Well, I haven't. Andrew: I think I'll have to look for new friends... So embarrassing. Brett: C'mon! Tell us! Andrew: Fine... Usually u play a group of friends that have to resolve some kind of crisis. In the last part u play a prince whose kingdom has been destroyed and u try to well get revenge. Brett: Sounds boring. Andrew: Believe me, it's not!

Brett's cousin met his wife while playing a game together. Andrew's favorite game is the Final Fantasy. Brett and John haven't heard about it.

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Kelvin: Excuse me Miss. When do we sit for our CAT 2? Naheeda: Can we have it during the statistics class? Kelvin: I don't think so because we will be having the statistics CAT. Naheeda: Okay it is up to you guys to choose the time then. Kelvin: Okay. Wait I will talk with the other class members then I'll tell you their decision Naheeda: Okay then don't take too long. Kelvin: Sure

Kelvin and the other class members will discuss the time for their CAT 2 and share their decision with Naheeda soon.