text: Joseph: U there, mate?
  Albert: Yeah
  Joseph: Damn, I'm tired af
  Albert: Why?
  Joseph: Had three job interviews in two days
  Albert: Ouch! So... any impressions?
  Joseph: I think the first two were more than ok, they seemed really satisfied with my résumé, heh, guess I'll have to choose one
  Albert: Were both interviews for jobs at hotels?
  Joseph: Yeah, I guess I'm gonna be a concierge until the day I die
  Albert: O la la! A concierge! With his résumé!
  Joseph: What's so funny about it?
  Albert: It reminded me of that Simpsons episode, you know... "the GARAGE?! o la dee dah, Mr. Frenchman!"
  Joseph: Right! "Well, how do you call it?"
  Albert: "A carhole!" XD
  Joseph: Lol! Anyway the third interview was ok but I don't know, the woman there didn't seem to like me
  Albert: NO WOMAN likes you, Joe!
  Joseph: Oh, sod off, mate!
target: Joseph was happy with two of the three hotel job interviews he had this week.