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feat_book_id: Twelfth Night, or What You Will.act 4.scene 1
feat_summary_id: act 4, scene 1
feat_summary: {"name": "Act 4, Scene 1", "url": "https://web.archive.org/web/20210415161814/https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/literature/twelfth-night/summary/act-4-scene-1", "summary": "Meanwhile, outside of Olivia's house, Feste has stumbled across Sebastian and has mistaken him for \"Cesario\" . Feste says to Sebastian that Olivia's looking for him but Sebastian tells him to beat it--he's not in the mood for Feste's screwing around. Besides, Sebastian has no idea who this \"Cesario\" person is. Feste's pretty insistent, so Sebastian gives him some money to go away and threatens to give him a knuckle sandwich if he doesn't scram. Feste takes his money and jokes that wise men who give money to fools can get good reputations...if they keep up the payments. Just then, Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Sir Toby Belch, and Fabian show up looking for \"Cesario.\" Aguecheek and Toby try to punk Sebastian and Aguecheek gives Sebastian a little slap. Feste runs inside Olivia's house to tattle. Sebastian is about to go ape on Toby and Andrew when Olivia runs outside and breaks up the fight. Olivia tells her uncle Toby to get out of her sight and apologizes to Sebastian, who she thinks is her \"Cesario.\" Sebastian wonders if he's dreaming or has lost his mind, but he clearly thinks Olivia is pretty hot because he says that if he is dreaming, he doesn't want to wake up. Olivia says something like \"Come with me, big boy,\" and Sebastian is all over that as the two run off together.", "analysis": ""}
text: ACT IV. SCENE I.
  
  The Street before OLIVIA'S House.
  
  [Enter SEBASTIAN and CLOWN.]
  
  CLOWN.
  Will you make me believe that I am not sent for you?
  
  SEBASTIAN.
  Go to, go to, thou art a foolish fellow;
  Let me be clear of thee.
  
  CLOWN.
  Well held out, i' faith! No, I do not know you; nor I am not
  sent to you by my lady, to bid you come speak with her; nor your
  name is not Master Cesario; nor this is not my nose neither.--
  Nothing that is so is so.
  
  SEBASTIAN.
  I pr'ythee vent thy folly somewhere else. Thou know'st not me.
  
  CLOWN.
  Vent my folly! he has heard that word of some great man, and
  now applies it to a fool. Vent my folly! I am afraid this great
  lubber, the world, will prove a cockney.--I pr'ythee now, ungird
  thy strangeness, and tell me what I shall vent to my lady. Shall
  I vent to her that thou art coming?
  
  SEBASTIAN.
  I pr'ythee, foolish Greek, depart from me;
  There's money for thee; if you tarry longer
  I shall give worse payment.
  
  CLOWN.
  By my troth, thou hast an open hand:--These wise men that
  give fools money get themselves a good report after fourteen
  years' purchase.
  
  [Enter SIR ANDREW, SIR TOBY, and FABIAN.]
  
  SIR ANDREW.
  Now, sir, have I met you again? there's for you.
  
  [Striking SEBASTIAN.]
  
  SEBASTIAN.
  Why, there's for thee, and there, and there.
  Are all the people mad?
  
  [Beating SIR ANDREW.]
  
  SIR TOBY.
  Hold, sir, or I'll throw your dagger o'er the house.
  
  CLOWN.
  This will I tell my lady straight. I would not be in some of
  your coats for twopence.
  
  [Exit CLOWN.]
  
  SIR TOBY.
  Come on, sir; hold.
  
  [Holding SEBASTIAN.]
  
  SIR ANDREW.
  Nay, let him alone; I'll go another way to work with
  him; I'll have an action of battery against him, if there be any
  law in Illyria: though I struck him first, yet it's no matter for
  that.
  
  SEBASTIAN.
  Let go thy hand.
  
  SIR TOBY.
  Come, sir, I will not let you go. Come, my young soldier,
  put up your iron: you are well fleshed; come on.
  
  SEBASTIAN.
  I will be free from thee. What wouldst thou now?
  If thou dar'st tempt me further, draw thy sword.
  
  [Draws.]
  
  SIR TOBY.
  What, what? Nay, then I must have an ounce or two of this
  malapert blood from you.
  
  [Draws.]
  
  [Enter OLIVIA.]
  
  OLIVIA.
  Hold, Toby; on thy life, I charge thee hold.
  
  SIR TOBY.
  Madam?
  
  OLIVIA.
  Will it be ever thus? Ungracious wretch,
  Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves,
  Where manners ne'er were preach'd! Out of my sight!
  Be not offended, dear Cesario!--
  Rudesby, be gone!--I pr'ythee, gentle friend,
  
  [Exeunt SIR TOBY, SIR ANDREW, and FABIAN.]
  
  Let thy fair wisdom, not thy passion, sway
  In this uncivil and unjust extent
  Against thy peace. Go with me to my house,
  And hear thou there how many fruitless pranks
  This ruffian hath botch'd up, that thou thereby
  Mayst smile at this: thou shalt not choose but go;
  Do not deny. Beshrew his soul for me,
  He started one poor heart of mine in thee.
  
  SEBASTIAN.
  What relish is in this? how runs the stream?
  Or I am mad/ or else this is a dream:--
  Let fancy still my sense in Lethe steep;
  If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep!
  
  OLIVIA.
  Nay, come, I pr'ythee. Would thou'dst be ruled by me!
  
  SEBASTIAN.
  Madam, I will.
  
  OLIVIA.
  O, say so, and so be!
  
  [Exeunt.]
  
  
  
  
  
feat_summary_name: Act 4, Scene 1
target: Meanwhile, outside of Olivia's house, Feste has stumbled across Sebastian and has mistaken him for "Cesario" . Feste says to Sebastian that Olivia's looking for him but Sebastian tells him to beat it--he's not in the mood for Feste's screwing around. Besides, Sebastian has no idea who this "Cesario" person is. Feste's pretty insistent, so Sebastian gives him some money to go away and threatens to give him a knuckle sandwich if he doesn't scram. Feste takes his money and jokes that wise men who give money to fools can get good reputations...if they keep up the payments. Just then, Sir Andrew Aguecheek, Sir Toby Belch, and Fabian show up looking for "Cesario." Aguecheek and Toby try to punk Sebastian and Aguecheek gives Sebastian a little slap. Feste runs inside Olivia's house to tattle. Sebastian is about to go ape on Toby and Andrew when Olivia runs outside and breaks up the fight. Olivia tells her uncle Toby to get out of her sight and apologizes to Sebastian, who she thinks is her "Cesario." Sebastian wonders if he's dreaming or has lost his mind, but he clearly thinks Olivia is pretty hot because he says that if he is dreaming, he doesn't want to wake up. Olivia says something like "Come with me, big boy," and Sebastian is all over that as the two run off together.