Depict an unathletic soccer player clumsily stumbling with the ball, in a subpar form, with blurry and distorted visuals, no attention to detail, a lack of color grading, and using outdated graphics technology. Remove any cinematic effects, anti-aliasing, post-processing, and visual enhancements. Make it look like a poorly rendered video game from the 90s with no realism, no high resolution, and a complete absence of sharp focus.--v testp