{{A poorly executed and unflattering representation of a woman in a Kim Kardashian-style bikini on the beach}} with {awkward posing and unnatural skin tones}. This is an image inspired by {cheap tabloid photography} showing {a tacky beach scene}. The environment/background should be {overly crowded and cluttered}, creating {a chaotic atmosphere}. The image should be in the style of {low-budget paparazzi shots}, incorporating elements that are {sensationalist and invasive}. The {extreme close-up} shot, captured with a {low-quality smartphone lens}, will provide {an unflattering perspective}. Lighting should be {harsh and unflattering}, emphasizing {harsh shadows and blown-out highlights}. The desired level of detail is {low}, with a resolution {poorly optimized for viewing}, highlighting {none of the important visual elements}. The goal is to create an image {that lacks appeal} and lacks {aesthetic value}.