the serene british countryside in all its staid stasis, 

stupid looking little guy with a decorative helmet that isn't cute, 

haze, 

approach, 

walking toward the camera, 

midday lighting, 

greyscale iconography, 

trashy pop art, 

santa claus's moldy reindeer-pelt quilts, 

red drawf tv series, 

alf and ET sitting in a tree