Hold onto your banana peels and brace for birthday pandemonium! 🍌🎉 Happy birthday to you, you magnificent walking confetti explosion! 🎊 May your day be as nonsensical as a disco-dancing cow wearing a tutu made of expired cheese. 🐄🎀 May your laughter echo like a herd of hippos hiccupping after a helium balloon buffet. 🦛🎈 May your cake be so moist it makes a sponge jealous and its frosting fluffier than a squirrel astronaut's tail. 🍰🚀

Remember, age is just a number, so feel free to unleash your inner three-legged flamingo on a sugar high. 🦩🎂 Forget birthday wishes, here's to birthday wumbushes sprinkled with whimsy ✨ and a generous helping of gobbledygook! 🎉🤪 May your day be wilder than a unicycle race through a field of polka-dotted poodles and bring you more joy than a room full of monkeys discovering a banana piñata. 🐩🍌

Now go forth, conquer the day like a birthday ninja, and remember, the only rule is there are NO RULES! Just pure, unadulterated, birthday-flavored NONSENSE! ✨🎉🎈 Hap