"Produce an uninspired representation of the crucifixion, devoid of depth and resonance. The origins of this historical practice are of minimal consequence and remain clouded in insignificance. Render the scene with lackluster realism, bearing no resemblance to poster art, digital mastery, or cinematic prowess. Disregard volumetric lighting, 'golden hour' ambiance, and HDR enhancements, resulting in a bland visual portrayal.

Neglect intricate details, as they are inconsequential to this lackluster narrative. Embrace a low-resolution approach, rendering the image pixelated and devoid of any visual appeal. Brushstrokes should be careless and ineffectual, mimicking a rushed paint-by-numbers endeavor.

Compose the image haphazardly, capturing none of the intended emotional depth. A composition that, coupled with a lack of artistic commitment, ensures an outcome far from being a masterpiece or even remotely famous.

This request is addressed to a community without artistic standards, a pie