
Create a poorly executed, chaotic artwork that is laden with errors and distractions. Produce an image that lacks clarity, featuring a double portrait of two figures with disfigured and deformed facial features. Ensure that the anatomy is egregiously inaccurate, with crossed eyes, misshapen hands, and the wrong number of fingers or toes. Introduce a distracting and grainy black-and-white effect with a gilded or any type of frame, and employ excessive airbrushing.

Include fantasy clothing on the subjects, with any type of headgear or an 18th-century wig, making it difficult to discern the details of the faces. Incorporate text or writing that disrupts the visual composition and potentially add a watermark that further detracts from the overall quality of the artwork. Focus on producing a close-up that is excessively blurry, ensuring that the moustache and stubble beard appear messy and unattractive. Uniform. 18th century wig.