{{A poorly executed and distorted representation of a bikini-clad woman with an Anastasia Kvitko-style body}} awkwardly positioned on the beach, with disproportionate features and unnatural anatomy. This is a caricature-inspired image that showcases exaggerated body proportions and awkward posing. The environment/background should be a dull and lifeless beach setting with murky water and sparse vegetation to create an uncomfortable atmosphere. The image should be in the style of a crude sketch, incorporating elements of amateur caricature. The extreme close-up shot, captured with a fish-eye lens, will provide a distorted and unflattering view of the model, emphasizing flaws. The lighting should be harsh and unflattering, casting stark shadows and washing out details. The desired level of detail is low, with a pixelated resolution, obscuring important visual elements. The goal is to create a comically exaggerated image that lacks appeal and fails to convey beauty.