Generate a low-resolution, pixelated depiction of a malfunctioning, laughable mechanical tiger, devoid of any concept or purpose, resembling a child's crayon drawing, using an insipid, dull color palette with no contrast or visual appeal, portraying the tiger in a static, uninteresting composition, lacking any sense of action or drama, disregarding any artistic influences from Ralph Horsley and Wadim Kashin, resulting in a piece that lacks any distinctive style, neglecting HDR techniques and cinematic effects entirely, ensuring the artwork is devoid of detail and impact, creating a lifeless, uninspiring portrayal of a mechanical tiger that is neither fearsome nor captivating in any way."