Generate an intentionally subpar representation of a deity with unsettlingly artificial chartreuse eyes, unkempt grayish hair, and lips painted in a garish shade of neon orange. Dress the figure in a hastily drawn, poorly-proportioned ensemble featuring a mix of clashing colors, and don't forget a crown that looks like it was assembled from cheap plastic toys. Set the scene against a chaotic background of mismatched patterns, ensuring an overall lackluster visual appeal in a low-resolution format