Damaged, Malfunctioning, Defective, Faulty, Cracked, Shattered, Smashed, Fractured, Fragmented, Crumbled, Worn-out, Dilapidated, Decrepit, Inoperable, Non-functional, Useless, Ruined, Destroyed, Totalled, Demolished.

Inconsistency, Paradox, Divergence, Discrepancy, Contradiction, Incongruity, Anomaly, Conflict, Opposite, Antithesis, Irony, Dichotomy, Ambiguity, Contrariety, Impossibility, Illogicality, Non sequitur, Oxymoron, Absurdity, Nonsense.