"Cold open. Picture this: Medieval England, a time of kings and knights. Now, enter Robin Hood, a name that echoes through the ages. A legendary figure, draped in Lincoln green, a master archer with a heart of gold. He's not just a hero, but a symbol of resistance. Robin Hood, the noble outlaw, robbing from the rich to give to the poor. A champion of the downtrodden, a beacon of hope in a world of tyranny. But was he real? Or just a figment of folklore? Historians debate, but his legend lives on, inspiring countless books, movies, and even sports! Yes, the spirit of Robin Hood is alive in every underdog story, every fight for justice. So, here's to Robin Hood, a timeless tale of heroism and rebellion. Loop starts, Medieval England, a time of kings and knights..."