Cheap imitation, peeling gold paint, uncomfortable seat, lackluster shine, dull and lifeless, gaudy and ostentatious, flimsy craftsmanship, chipped edges, mismatched elements, unappealing design, lack of elegance, shabby appearance, tarnished and faded, discordant style, uncomfortable proportions, awkward pose, uninviting atmosphere, lack of warmth, uninspired execution, broken and jagged, lack of detail, generic and forgettable, lack of regality, poor choice of materials, unremarkable composition, artificial and synthetic, tarnished beauty, lack of enchantment, devoid of allure, lack of sophistication.