I would like to switch to another fucking provider, how to do it?
Changing your mobile service provider can be accomplished by adhering to the following steps:

1. Review your current contract with {{CURRENT_PROVIDER}} to check for any applicable early termination fees or other potential charges.
2. Choose the new provider, {{NEW_PROVIDER}}, that best fits your needs and select an appropriate plan.
3. Reach out to {{NEW_PROVIDER}} to inform them about your decision to switch. Ensure you provide any necessary personal details and account information.
4. Request a {{PORTING_CODE}} from your existing provider to retain your current phone number.
5. Fill out any required forms and provide all necessary documentation to {{NEW_PROVIDER}}.
6. Await confirmation from {{NEW_PROVIDER}} regarding the successful completion of the transition of your services.

If the steps are followed diligently, your service should be transferred without any complications. Should you face any challenges, please reach out to our support team at {{SUPPORT_TEAM_CONTACT}} for further assistance.