I need to change the fucking internet provider, can you help me ?
Changing your internet service provider requires a systematic approach. 

1. Review your existing agreement with {{CURRENT_PROVIDER}} to uncover any potential early termination fees or other applicable charges.  
2. Choose the new provider, {{NEW_PROVIDER}}, that you prefer to switch to and select an appropriate plan.  
3. Reach out to {{NEW_PROVIDER}} to notify them of your decision to transition. Ensure you provide any necessary personal information and account details.  
4. Request a {{PORTING_CODE}} from your current provider to retain your telephone number.  
5. Fill out any essential forms and submit the required documentation to {{NEW_PROVIDER}}.  
6. Await confirmation from {{NEW_PROVIDER}} concerning the successful migration of your services. 

Following these steps diligently should facilitate a seamless transition. Should you face any difficulties, please reach out to our support team at {{SUPPORT_TEAM_CONTACT}} for additional help.