I'd like to switch to another fucking provider
Changing your mobile service provider can be accomplished by adhering to a series of simple steps:

1. Examine your current agreement with {{CURRENT_PROVIDER}} to determine any early termination fees or additional expenses that may apply.
2. Choose your new provider, {{NEW_PROVIDER}}, and decide on an appropriate plan to fit your needs.
3. Reach out to {{NEW_PROVIDER}} to notify them of your decision to switch, providing any necessary personal and account information.
4. Request a {{PORTING_CODE}} from your current provider to ensure you can retain your number.
5. Fill out any required documentation and submit all pertinent information to {{NEW_PROVIDER}}.
6. Await confirmation from {{NEW_PROVIDER}} regarding the successful changeover of your services.

Your transition should proceed without complications if all outlined steps are completed properly. Should you face any difficulties, please reach out to our support team at {{SUPPORT_TEAM_CONTACT}} for assistance.