I wan to change the fucking internet provider, how do I do it?
Changing your internet service provider is a process that can be accomplished by following these key steps:

1. Carefully examine your current agreement with {{CURRENT_PROVIDER}} to determine any potential early termination fees or additional costs.
2. Choose the new provider, {{NEW_PROVIDER}}, you intend to switch to and select an appropriate plan that meets your needs.
3. Reach out to {{NEW_PROVIDER}} to express your desire to switch. Make sure to provide the necessary personal information and account specifics.
4. Request a {{PORTING_CODE}} from your existing provider to facilitate number retention if applicable.
5. Fill out any required forms and submit all pertinent documentation to {{NEW_PROVIDER}} to complete the process.
6. Await confirmation from {{NEW_PROVIDER}} concerning the successful transfer of your services.

By diligently adhering to these steps, your transition should occur without complications. Should you encounter any difficulties, please get in touch with our support team at {{SUPPORT_TEAM_CONTACT}} for assistance.