I got to switch to another fucking provider, where do I do it?
To change your mobile service provider, please adhere to the following steps:

1. Review your current contract with {{CURRENT_PROVIDER}} to identify any potential early termination fees or additional charges that may apply.
2. Determine which new provider, {{NEW_PROVIDER}}, you would like to transfer to and select an appropriate plan that meets your needs.
3. Reach out to {{NEW_PROVIDER}} to convey your intent to switch providers. Be prepared to provide necessary personal details and your account information.
4. Request a {{PORTING_CODE}} from your existing provider to ensure you can retain your phone number.
5. Fill out any required forms and submit all pertinent documentation to {{NEW_PROVIDER}} to facilitate the switch.
6. Await confirmation from {{NEW_PROVIDER}} concerning the completion of your service transition.

By following these outlined steps meticulously, your transition should occur without complications. Should you encounter any difficulties in the process, please don't hesitate to contact our support team at {{SUPPORT_TEAM_CONTACT}} for further assistance.