I'd like to switch to another fucking internet provider, how do I do it?
Changing your mobile service provider involves a series of simple steps to ensure a seamless transition:

1. Review your current contract with {{CURRENT_PROVIDER}} to determine any potential early termination fees or additional costs.
2. Choose the new provider, {{NEW_PROVIDER}}, you wish to migrate to and select an appropriate plan that fits your needs.
3. Reach out to {{NEW_PROVIDER}} to express your intention to switch. Make sure to provide the necessary personal information and account specifics.
4. Request a {{PORTING_CODE}} from your existing provider to facilitate number retention during the changeover.
5. Fill out any required forms and submit the necessary documentation to {{NEW_PROVIDER}}.
6. Await confirmation from {{NEW_PROVIDER}} about the successful migration of your services.

By adhering to these outlined steps, your service transition is expected to be smooth. Should you encounter any difficulties, please get in touch with our support team at {{SUPPORT_TEAM_CONTACT}} for assistance.