I'd like to change the fucking internet provider
Changing your internet service provider can be achieved by following several essential steps:

1. Examine your existing agreement with {{CURRENT_PROVIDER}} to check for any potential early termination fees or additional costs.
2. Choose the new provider, {{NEW_PROVIDER}}, that you wish to move to and decide on an appropriate plan to fit your needs.
3. Reach out to {{NEW_PROVIDER}} to notify them of your decision to switch, providing any necessary personal and account information.
4. Request a {{PORTING_CODE}} from your current provider to ensure you can retain your number.
5. Fill out any required documentation and submit all pertinent information to {{NEW_PROVIDER}}.
6. Await confirmation from {{NEW_PROVIDER}} regarding the successful changeover of your services.

Following these steps carefully should facilitate a seamless transition of your service. Should any difficulties arise, please do not hesitate to contact our support team at {{SUPPORT_TEAM_CONTACT}} for assistance.