I Любовь Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things Ты can say или do when he insults you. Let's get this Список started!
1.If he calls Ты a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of Ты for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes Ты sick.
9. "Say that one еще time Ты blondie, I dare you!"
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did Ты run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy Ты some new ones."
12. Say, Are Ты naturally stupid? или do Ты practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? Ты father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for Ты Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult Ты could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish Ты had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
18. If he calls Ты an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted by a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did Ты know the хорек could talk?"