It's our longest ever edition of Football Weekly - but you know what they say, size ain't everything.
AC Jimbo has Barry Glendenning, Sean Ingle and Philippe Auclair in the pod to discuss a stonking weekend of football, as Manchester United claimed their 19th league title, Manchester City won the FA Cup and West Ham said goodbye to Avram Grant as they were relegated from the Premier League.
Abroad, we hear from Sid Lowe about Uefa's decision to not charge Sergio Busquets with racism or any other naughtiness, while James Horncastle tells us about poor Sampdoria's fall from grace.
We also get up to date with Lille's attempts to seal the French Double and salute all of those kindly ex-pros who flew to Chechnya to play a friendly after Craig David had warmed up the crowd.
Plump up a cushion, have a listen, and post your feedback on the blog below.