The Alienware AIO liquid cooler is said to be on equal with a Corsair H60 so I heard as they are both made by Asetek. The H60 can handle up to 150w TDP so I have no idea where you saw 95w. As to the fans, yup, we all agree, but we mod the fans and get kitten purring Alienwares  Too much hassle for you? no problem. Alienwares may not live up to everyones expectations but they are far from garbage.    
Why would you put an 95w thermal solution on an 105w processor....5800X ? So it can thermal throttle and lock up The sound of the fans are horrible (Sounds like a server next to me) The worst computer I have ever owned..............returning this garbage  
Aurora R10, Ryzen 5800x 3080 junk