Stu Francis

Stuart G. G. 'Stu' Francis (born 30 January 1948 in Bolton, Lancashire, England) is a British comedian with a camp style of delivery who achieved celebrity as lead presenter on the children's television programme "Crackerjack" (1980–1984). His principal "co hosts" were initially the Krankies and later, on alternating editions, Basil Brush and The Great Soprendo. He went on to host "Ultra Quiz" in 1985 and Border TV's "Crush a Grape" in 1987, a children's game and variety show in a similar vein, if not carbon copy, to his era of "Crackerjack". He also released a single in 1983 (rereleased in 1985) called "Ooh! I could crush a grape".
After attending Brownlow Fold Junior School and Smithills Base School, both in Bolton, he worked as a bluecoat entertaining guests at holiday camps. He then switched to comedy and appeared in summer seasons at clubs and in theatres.
Catchphrases.
Francis had numerous catchphrases on "Crackerjack", mostly based on his prolific "Ooh! I could crush a grape!!". Other variations included: "I could pop a balloon", "I could rip a tissue", "I could jump off a doll's house", "I could wrestle an action man", "I could duff a daffodil" and "I could test drive a Tonka", "I could pummel a peach", "I could eat a whole sausage roll".
Another catchphrase was "There's points to be won, and there are penalties to pay!" used on "Crackerjack's" final game "Take A Chance", where the "penalty" was a gunging to either an unfortunate celebrity and/or to Francis himself.
Television.
Television appearances include: