SRL for [averred]: Globe columnist Mike Barnicle -- in the second attack on his employer in as many weeks -- [averred] that his shadowy countenance was so bad , it looked `` like a face you 'd find on a bottle of miracle elixir that promises to do away with diarrhea in our lifetime . ''
ARG-0: Globe columnist Mike Barnicle | ARG-1: that his shadowy countenance was so bad , it looked `` like a face you 'd find on a bottle of miracle elixir that promises to do away with diarrhea in our lifetime