Hipsmithing
verb

1. The act of becoming a "hipster," so-called.

2. A man purchasing jeans, from the women's section of Urban Outfitters.

3. When an individual removes all of the gears and brakes from what was once a perfectly acceptable bicycle.
Terry Hawthorne was a cool guy, but then he started hipsmithing. Now he's always smoking American Spirits and wearing shemaghs.