Stampede Variant
Stampede Variant: A brand new variant of Covid-19. Normally passed amongst the unvaccinated at the spread neck events at the “greatest outdoor show on Earth”

See also: STIs spread during said show in non-Covid times
Friend 1: you haven’t stopped coughing since the rodeo

Friend 2: I’m not going for a test, I don’t think I’ve caught the Stampede Variant.