Romario
Romario is not like the Mario in the game, mostly because he doesn't punch boxes to get money or mushrooms or anything. Romario is even better. A simple wink can make your world spiral down into candy land, and a full on smile makes everything just that much better. Romario is usually tall (Also unlike Mario) and will let you stare at his tattoo or body peircings for as long as you like. Any other part of his body you have to stare at while he's not looking, but its so hard not to stare at Romario because he is so perfect.
Have you seen Romario? "How could I not, he is so perfect!"

I wish I could just stare at Romario today, that would be a day well spent.