Cunt Muffler
A person's single redeeming quality that distracts from the fact they are a grade A douche fag.
"It took me a while to realise the only reason I like her was because she had a Cunt Muffling set of tits"

"The only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a Cunt Muffler"