Squitchity
When something's just not right, a bit "off", itchy and twisted at the same time. Like my daughter's sock when she was 2 years old. "Mom it's all squitchity!" she cried. The word has stuck ever since. It's her word. Even people I work with use it.
I wouldn't go out with that guy! He looks squitchity!
That dress looks a little squitchity on you!
Whoa, your hair is all squitchity today!