Ass and Fail
What bad things are made of. Another way to say that something sucks. Comes from the fact that asses and failure aren't generally considered to be good things.

Not quite as retarded as teh suck, but pretty close.
Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

Things that rule are made of win and god.

Things that suck are made of ass and fail.