Bizaardvark
The worst fucking gonorrhea infected shit Disney has ever come up with and a complete ripoff of iCarly and Austin & Ally, which are better shows than this piece of aardvark shit will ever be. It has hella retarded jokes, the fuckin annoying laugh track than goes off at least 20 times in the episode, dumbass characters who act like monkeys on meth and crack, an annoying ear raping intro that sounds like nails on a chalkboard when you're wasted as fuck and have a migraine and an ear infection. Please, it would be better to slam your face with a fuckin sledge hammer for 30 straight minutes than suffer through an episode of this shit.
Person 1: You watch Bizaardvark?
Person 2: FUCK NO THAT SHIT MADE ME LOSE 20 IQ POINTS