skeetloaf
a person that gets exited about everything that surrounds him. Once this person is exposed to alcohol, it turns into a shitloaf, who is not a player and he just likes to fuck alot
guy 1: did you see that girl that left crying?
guy 2: i think she got with shitloaf

girl 1: so what did you and shitloaf did last night?
girl 2: he taught me calculus

DJ Skeetloaf