Ghostler
Every Capitalist's role model and Fuhrer. Derives from the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, after a skype caller sent him into a tirade about mixing his name with World War II dictators. Ghostef Stalin happens to be a close friend.
Caller - "Sieg Heil Ghostler, let's kill all the Jews, make America purely capitalist again-"
Ghost - "Stop calling me GHOSTLER you dick! I don't appreciate any of that crap, so knock it off!"