Zdenko
A person who finds elderly women kinky, who has a babyface and is cute. In general Zdenko's are very smart and interested by falling apples. This name is also often used to pet your tiny little bird who thinks he is a great eagle (but obviously he is not, but you keep him in the delusion).

Zdenko's are overall good people with parents who wanted to be original in picking names.
Stop being such a Zdenko dud'. Ya mother is not kinky.