Rocketman
/räkət-man/ verb:
1) The act of masturbating alone in the attempt to ejaculate into one's own mouth, sometimes after a drunk session auto-erotic asphyxiation while also listening to John Elton.
2) The act of doing the rocketman while also watching a self-recorded video cassette of yourself doing the rocketman in front of a Sony Hi8 Camcorder and a mirror.
After a long nite out with the boys, I usually like to go home and rocketman.