Armenophile
An Armenophile (Are-me-know-file) is someone non-Armenian who obsesses over Armenians, Armenian culture, and supports all Armenian causes. Similar to a Japanophile, but morbid and with more facial hair. Armenophiles often dislike Turks, play chess, eat Lavash and Pilaf, are always paranoid, and believe they, like real Armenians, can survive every possibly calamity that could befall them. An Armenophile is sure to have a picture of Ararat, one or more SOAD CDs, and probably an Armenian rug.
The Armenophile had a Khachkar in installed in his backyard and listened to Serj Tanakian on the weekends.

The Japanophile bought a Katana. The Germanophile bought an SS dagger. The Anglophile bought a victorian pistol. The Armenophile bough a bomb shelter and watched the rest die from radiation poisoning.