Pansexual
-Noun.
People or persons who are sexually attracted to pots and pans; usually associated with cooking.
Pansexual Peter:"Dayyum I could sure go for some fried eggs this morning."

Some Other Faggot:"What the fuck is it with you and cooking eggs?"

Pansexual Peter: "I'm sorry mang, I can't help it. I 'jes love me the look of some o' those Frying pans y'all niggas have."

Some Other Faggot: "What the fuck dude?"