dysgooglia
A marked inability to use the extremely easy to navigate website, google.com, generally to the extreme vexation of others (a portmanteau of dyslexia and google.)
Ex 1: Are you serious, google can tell you what time it is?

Yeah, of course, what do you have dysgooglia or something?

Ex 2: Why don't you just ask Kathy to find the address online?

No man, she's got a bad case of dysgooglia, she will be double-clicking for hours.