Bodge
Noun - A short, previously sharpened stick that has become blunted over time, used for "bodging" holes in people. Carried by an assortment of neurotics and fruitcakes.

Verb - To attack someone with a bodge. Most often entirely unprovoked. 
- Old man Marley bodged his gardener to an early grave.
- What the hell for?!?
- (Shrug)