Stoned
the feeling which accompanies large consumption of cannabis.  'Stoned' refers to the body high that comes from it which honestly feels like you have a couple tons of stones laying on top of oneself; thusly, one is unable to get up off the couch.
Friend-'What the FUCK are we watching!!!' Me- 'I have no clue but i'm just too STONED to get up for the remote'