hebes
A person who's parents refer to them by their last name and/or a variation of said name. This person also accepts his or her parents' religious and political beliefs without question. He or she may also persecute crowemosexual individuals, thus making him or her a bigotch as well.
EXAMPLE 1

Evan: Look at him. He's such a crowemosexual.

Jamison: Your powers of observation are mesmerizing, hebes.

EXAMPLE 2

Mother: C'mon Hebert. We're late to the Republican National Convention.

Son: Ok mom, but can we also attend the Conservative Political Action Conference?

Mother: What's the magic word?

Son: Pleeeeaaaase.

Mother: Alright, but we'll have to go to church first.

Entire Hebert Family: Amen!