Owen
Owen is (probably literally) a twelve year old in an adult's body. He swears more often than a deranged 12 year old, which I guess he is at heart! If you know an Owen, I hope it is not the mess that is the unsocial, emotional wreck that this one is. He's an asshole, as 12 year olds usually are, and can barely go a sentence without throwing in either an insult or a curse word, or both. The dickhead decided to add his own definition of me on here and so I'm getting back at the redneck embarrassment that is this man. He's good company, though.
"Owen oh my fucking god you're 35 get up off the ground and stop crying"