TikTok
Kids
How to not get annoyed:
- Watch TikTok for 67 hours

- Waste your entire day dancing to music and you get like 4.5M likes because of that

How to get kids stanning you:
- Make a persona
- have that persona dance for TikTok videos
- makeup things that you don't actually like

Features: "Say that you like Starbucks, even tho no one asked what your favorite drink is"

Kid: Who is that person?

Someone: Oh, it's a person from TikTok.

Kid: Is TikTok fun?

Someone: Yeah! It's fun.

Kid: *download TikTok on the Google Play Store*

Literally getting addicted to the point where that they have their brains literally brainwashed.

Me: bro you literally have the tiktok virus get away