teletummie
With the increase in popularity of tablet pcs there are more and more people using them, and therefore, walking around with them.  They invariably clutch them to their stomachs.

This act makes them look much like the well documented Teletubbies.  Given that the users are typically managers, the nauseating effect of teletummies is usually very similar to that of the Teletubbies...
Look out, another teletummie coming this way.  Get ready for another session of bullshit bingo.