him
A character from the most fucked up show out today, Wonder Showzen.  Not exactly the brightest bulb, Him speaks in third person and takes cooties sores off of his friends to sell as snack treats and line his own pockets.  Likes to do the Animal Dance.
Him:  Him think you look better than him ever seen you. (while speaking to Wordsworth who is laying in bed dying of cooties)

(Him eats a Cootie sore off of Wordsworth)
Wordsworth:  Him, those are contagious!
Him:  Contagiously...Delicious!

BTW, keep an eye out for Pizzalicious Chewties, coming soon!!!