Twatson
The average Twatson is 6'2" and weighs 220 lb. It inhabits northern New Jersey but can also be found in Arkansas or Maine, depending on the season. Its diet primarily consists of Jets and Diet Cokes from the Parkwood Deli, although it also enjoys the cock. Twatsons are incredibly fucking stupid and uncoordinated. They are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.
Twatson: Did you guys know that the national sport of Arkansas is driving?