Recruiter
The best person in the world. They teach you right from wrong and don't ever give up on you. They tell and show you how much they care. Come to find out they will become one of the most important people in your life.
Sgt turtles: just because I'm your recruiter doesn't mean that I won't care. you're my soldier and I'm not going to let you fail. EVER. I LIKE TURTLES!