Centerville Iowa
Some little town in Iowa. The high school has something like five hundred people; most of them are rednecks, fake skaters, and scene brats that would shit their pants in terror if they were ever in a real mosh pit. There are five people in the entire school that know what emo actually is. The rest of them are morons. Most of the wannabe hXc kids are in shitty metalcore bands. 
Centerville High School (in Centerville Iowa) might suck, but at least we're not skanky Moravia girls or dirty Seymour boys. We don't even talk about Moulton. 