Darkness come early
A comedic statement said by dark skinned individuals when they show up before they are expected (on time).

Often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are assumed to be arriving after the sun has set. If this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early
*knock on the door*
Phil: Who could that be? Everyone is already here, it's only 6 and Reggie won't show until at least 11.
*opens door*
Reggie: Surprise, darkness come early!
Phil: Holy shit!