Bird
The Word.

It is the meaning of life; as epic as 42, as big as the universe. They are also known to surf, as stated in "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen. It is common knowledge that the Bird is the Word.

An average man goes insane upon realization of this fact.
Peter Griffin: ...of a certain avian variety.
Brian Griffin: What?
Stewie Griffin: BRIAN NO-
Peter: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...