crip cannon
The "crip cannon" is a Ruger KMK-512 .22(since 22 cal rounds are extremly cheap).
It is the official side arm of the crips (community restoration in progress) in Hanover England.
These are usually supplied to the by the IRA (Irish Republican Army) since most fire arms are illegal in the UK.
Rupert:Yo Reginald I need to get a crip cannon.
Reginald:Ok I'll talk to the IRA lads and see if I can work something out.
Reginald:Ok thanks