Pawn Stars
A show on the History channel depicting the Gold & Silver Pawn Shop in Las Vegas, Nevada. The characters are: Rick Harrison (bald dude, co-owner), his father "Old Man" (older guy with incoherent speech at times, co-owner), Rick's son Corey (heavyset younger guy), and Corey's friend "Chumlee" (notorious for being a mega moron, but is a fan favorite because of his screw-ups).

Even though it is a pawn shop, the show is renowned for how badly these guys rip people off for their stuff! The deals are just unbelievably bad. You'd get more at a yard sale or flea market.
AT THE PAWN STARS RANCH:
Rick: "You got the original Declaration of Independence with pure gold trim around the frame?

I can do like 10 bucks."

-AND-

Chumlee: "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHBBB... GIB YA LIKE FORTY FIVE FOUSAND DOLLAZ FOR THAT PAPER AIPRLANE?"