KGB
A service used for asking questions while on the go. You text KGB and they will quickly answer your question, for a price. There are other services that are free, like ChaCha. But KGB has educated people on the other line. And not prepubescent immature teenagers.
Person: *texts KGB* What is the capitol of Texas?
KGB: *texts back* The capitol of Texas is Austin.

Person: *texts ChaCha* What is the capitol of Texas?
ChaCha: *texts back* idk lols.