BigCookie
(N.)

Synonyms: Epic, WorldWar 3, YouAreNotWorthy

Cheddars Monster Cookie. Usually resulting in war and bloodshed. It is observed that homo sapien sapiens from the 21st century often turn against each other when this gets placed on the dinner table often leading one to believe that this can be the start of world war 3.
Holy Shi*, the BigCookie is here. RUN before the riots start!