farmer's delight
A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe.  The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes.  The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line.  It is forceful.  A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this.  If you do, videotape it.
Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?