Pee-J the Barbarian
Cult comic character. Wears a hat made from Jamaican booty and wields a seven foot long tumor. Popular amongst Ilford schoolgirls, and beileved to come to life if one was to whisper "shank me nessie" into a mirror three times. 
"I wish Pee-J the Barbarian were here to shank up david."

" PJ the B got hit by a cat and shes in a french nightmare"

" Caz! get your bum off of my feet!"
