dirty al
After drinking a thirty pack of Busch throwing up, shitting, and pissing on a person's chest. Then, mixing the discharge together with your dick and using it for anal lube, then blowing the load into the recievers hair so their hair appears to be silvery.
Alan: hey homeboy I got a fuckin thirty of busch
Fred: hell yeah man let's get on that shit
Al: man I got my own thirty who wants a dirty al?

Alan: you know I'm in