D&D Free
"Dungeons and Dragons Free". Sometimes people on dating sites will write that they are looking for someone who is "D&D free." This is their way of indicating that geeks and nerds need not respond. Some people just aren't looking for such nonsense in a lover.
No, I don't want to roll a d20 saving throw to ensure that your Prophylactic of Exploding Love +3 doesn't break. I thought I indicated that I'm looking for someone that's D&D free.