Crapton
A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad".  "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram".  Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.
For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.