Cubicle Zirconia
Cu.bic.le zir.co.ni.a (noun)

1. a cubical that is actually thought to be an office

2. a cubicle that is considered to exist above and apart from the rest of the known office
• Mike: Someone should tell that jackass that his cubical is not an office
• Ed: It won’t do any good. He is in his own little cubicle Zirconia