Smollett
When you pay two guys to beat you up while you perform auto erotic asphyxiation with a noose. Most pay a little more so that at the point of maximum pleasure the guys performing the beat-down yell, "This is MAGA Country" and pour bleach on you.
Hey did you hear Jessie treated himself to a Smollett for the season premier of Empire? He said it was great, but ruined a good pair of jeans with the bleach.