swine mote
a golf term used when you hit your ball into a lake, pond, stream or ditch. Used with a French accent. Originally, from a scene in the movie "Return of the Pink Panther" in which Peter Sellers attempts to gain entrance into a castle by crossing a mote. After several attempts, each time resulting in a swim in the mote, Peter Sellers exclaims..."Swine mote!"
Whack....kerplunk....swine mote!
I would have had a great round, but I hit my ball in the water on number 5 again. Swine mote!