Rumpoed
1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality. 

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed. 
" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."