erection sports
the erection sports are an exclusive range of sports designed just for men.like erection tennis when you would use the erected penis to hit the ball or erection rock climbing when you would use only the penis to hold you up.these are classed as extreme sports and obviously the longer the better. every single thing that is humanly possible can be turned into an erection sport
"hey henrybear do you want to come with me and the boys to play a little erection roulette"
"Oh i dont know Charles"
"Oh come on, erection sports never hurt anybody"