Canvey Boy
The Canvey Boy is a rare and endangered species. Originated from Canvey Island, Essex the species roams the streets of London hunting his prey. Commonly found on the set of Eastenders or at a "bar" in Soho the species is easily identifiable by its distinct ginger hair.
Corr Dave look at that Canvey Boy over there, I bet he has ginger pubes, lets chat him up.