buttonsloth
A creature that lives in Innis, who, while sitting at Tim Horton's for at least 2 hours, spends all of the time slowly buttoning and unbuttoning up it's coat while staring into space.
It is not common to witness a buttonsloth drooling while performing this act.

Most buttonsloths are usually well dressed, apart from occasional sweatpants. When afraid, they make high pitched squeaky noises that remind you of elephant orgasm.
Yo, Look at Ramon, he's a buttonsloth! He's high as a m******fuker!