pube smuggler
A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth
The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.