Hot Potato
A game played by two naked primates where at least one of the players has to poop. The object of the game is for the players to press their anuses together, and force the poop into the opponent's anus. After a pre-determined amount of time, the person with an empty rectum is declared the winner of Hot Potato.
Did you see Billy and Suzie in last night's match of Hot Potato! She sure has one strong rectum!