Rowan
A midget who is funny and relatively kind. He is jealous of his twin brother’s Schröedinger’s Cat shirt. He always hangs around with his twin and a higher authority figure. When general relativity is mentioned, he is always quick to say that he understands it.

He is a nice short man I guess. #twin
Karen: Rowan is vaccinated. He is weird
Rowan: Respect the drip Karen!