FETTY WAP
1. Uneducated fuck who got kicked out of school in the early two thousands for stabbing his white friend for calling him nigga. (<< explains why he only knows 2 numbers; 17 28)

2. Fetty Wap only has one eye because he was stabbed by his abusive father who then later left him.

3. Hit popstar after his big break "Trap Queen" but then every song after that sounds the same so he gains publicity through his missing eye.
1. Hype Beast fetty fan: 1728!
Lax boy hater: Stop saying 1728 pussy.
Hype Beast fetty fan: why?

Lax boy hater: Oh Doyouknowdaway? fetty got fucked in the eye by a hippo when he was eight and that's actually why he doesn't have an eye! fun fact
2. Hi my name is Justin Sider and I took nyquil and dayquil at the same time so now I look like fetty wap!

3 every fetty song: RGF productions! aye! 1738! Remyboyz!