Chav
For many years people have been misunderstanding what a Chav resembles.
He can either be the teenage version, or even the old man still living out his teenage image.

Whichever, he will appear in the same looking clothing as before with his hands down his front, after he has sprayed his genitals with some form of deodorant, washed his willy in the sink for not having a bath/shower for days. Still have last weekends hair gel in his hair with extra added on top for the following weekend. And in some cases, particularly the older kind, tend to wear too many rings on their hand, just to show how many of his bros he has secretly given bro jobs to and a souvenir to be grateful for.
Larry: *waiting on park bench in the under 12s playground*
Harry: a'rite mate. Fancy a tug on the old pipe?
Larry: gis a push on da swing first.
Harry: go on then.

Larry: us chav like, gotta stick together like dried spunk on a sock. Right Harry?