Southington
A centrally located town in Connecticut.  Bordered by New Britain, Cheshire, Meriden, Bristol, Plainville, and Berlin.  Its a valley, so all the shit flows down hill.  That is my theory explaining our amount of screwed upness.  We have low taxes because we sacrifice many social services.  We have the least ambitious students around.  The last time someone got into Yale was in 1976.  Most of our school is content simply ingesting random drugs.  We have a drinking high school with a football problem.  We have Tops Supermarket which encompasses all that is screwed up about this town.  In short, this place sucks and don't move here if possible.  John Sample is a REAL person and the living embodiment of our dysfunctional nature.  Trivia Bonus:  John Sample worked at Tops.
Hi, I am from Southington and I am ashamed about it.