Dailybacon
A nardly lookin' homeslice who caps crusty bustas and leans like a G. Dailybacons tend to be sweet at final fantasy 11 and often come in long, skinny varieties. Dailybacons have a strong dislike for furries and hate crab-walkin' sissies. A key phrase used by Dailybacons is kon kon. If you see a Dailybacon who is acting like a crab-walker, he is most definitely an impostor trying to camouflage themselves.
I suggest you run less you want both your legs broken by a Dailybacon, you crab-walkin' sissy busta furry!