boston
Hole of a city in eastern Massachusetts.  Residents generally characterized as massholes.  

The worst.  Worse even than Connecticut.
Person1: What are you doing this weekend?
Person2: Gotta pay a visit to Boston.
Person1: Sucks to be you!
Person2: Fack you, Bahstan is wicked aahhsome.
Person1: Hahaha, sure it is.