goalpisser
Somebody that always cracks under pressure, sometimes urinating due to his or her lack of control in stressful situations.
Ninja #1: How you intend to purr off pirraging da virrage tommowo?
Ninja #2: Playa, I got Jimmy to help us out.
Ninja #1: Jimmy?!, Jimmy a goalpisser-
Ninja #2: It no matta, we ninja, we divide by zewo, we pirrage virrage tommowo anyway, all their bases are practicarry berong to us awready!, silly goose lul