GBLT
Guacomole, Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato sandwich or salad. 
NEW WAITRESS: What would you like this afternoon?

CUSTOMER: I love GBLT!

NEW WAITRESS: Okay, so you're gay.  That's cool.  What would you like for lunch?

CUSTOMER: Do you have a GBLT sandwich or salad?

VETERAN WAITRESS: (passing by) Guacomole, Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato sweety.

NEW WAITRESS: Ooohhh!!!  We don't have one on the menu, but I will have them make one up for you.  Sandwich or salad?

CUSTOMER: A bowl of Salad with rye toast on the side, please.  And a glass of V8.

NEW WAITRESS: I'll be back in 10 minutes.

CUSTOMER: Thanks.

NEW WAITRESS: You're welcome.