fizz hick
(noun)
1. Term of affection, usually used on someone while delivering bad news
2. A southern soda smuggler
Teacher: "Alright, Fizz Hicks, you have four textbooks to read over the summer! And write 8 papers for each!"
Student: "I don't want to and what the hell is 'fizz hicks'?

Dude 1: That fizz hick sold me some New England Iced tea yesterday.
Dude 2: Really?! Those were banned since 1997!