Shark Swag
Anything put on a shark to make it more badass
Friend 1: "I want a whole pool of sharks to throw that bitch in."
Friend 2: "Yeah! With lasers!"
Friend 1: "That would work too fast."
Friend 2: "No, the sharks don't know how to use the lasers, they are there to look cool, you know, like Shark Swag."