I.S.M.
An Italian Sandwich Model. Its a line of work that most people are just not cut out for, but become one, and you'll basically be living the dream.

While "Runway" Models might frown upon this profession in the public eye, deep down inside they just know they're not cut out for the job and are uber-jealous.
Italian, Sandwich, Model, Living the Dream, Its not a big deal, Way of life, I.S.M.

"Oh so you work at your parents pizza shop, you know what you look like, an Italian Sandwich Model"