trotting twat
a specially slected girls (twats). 
Criteria (you must fit one or all): 
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian 
- you love muffins.
"Did you just see her with muffins?"
" Yeah!What a trotting twat."