Darsan
Darsan is a chubby chaser, usually chunky in build. Darsan will attempt to play a musical instrument in order to woo a member of the opposite sex because of his/her lack of intelligence and muscle mass. Darsan will never be good at any one thing but mediocre in several aspects of life.
Look at that Darsan over there! He thinks he's cool because he can play 2 chords!