Mahmudi
A mahmudi is an object representing power, sex and COD. A mahmudi belongs to Yazter, Nessie, Tanster and Bilster. A mahmudi prays to its god, Bilu. It also does sexual favours for Bilu such as sucking the almighty penis.
"Why's that kid running to social studies?"
"Probably a Mahmudi."

Mahmudi: There is no time for sentiment.