Liam
Liam is the type of guy to never talk to a girl. he is either 5'0, or 6'3 no in between. don't be fooled tho, his height doesn't mean anything. not only can guys named liam not drive, they can't have a normal conversation either. if your looking for a guy who gets scared everytime a bird squaks then liam is the guy for you!!!! If you know a liam, hide ur bushes ladies, all of them... he may squash ur bush or stomp on the poor bushes overgrowing on the sidewalk because the thought of physical contact is too much of a stress for a 17 year old. Trigger Warning, liams are pussy's and can't get pussy, but that's the least of their problems. If you are a 15 year old girl hide! liams may be predators. but don't fret, he'll admire from afar. very far. their only form of communication is through their friends who also... shocker, can't form a sentence around girls. be extra careful if he skates...or at least tries to.
"hey have you seen liam?"
"no i think he's hiding in the bushes again."