Kraid
One of the worst video game villains ever. He's fat and he shoots spikes at you from his 3 belly buttons. What was mother brain thinking, hiring this fat sack of crap?
Graah! Look at me! I'm Kraid! I attack the brinstar depths level in Super Smash Bros Melee! It doesn't actually hurt, but its inconvenient. Look at my massive lard sack of a tummy!