Volain
A mixed drink invented Springfield Massachusetts containing 1 part vermouth, 1 part tomato soup, and 2 parts semen from a middle aged Jewish man. Traditionally drunk on the half-birthdays of disgruntled Bruins fans born on leap years.
Mark my words, C, this Volain has quite a kick to it; It'll leave you belly up in bathtub full of margarine and fingerless gloves with the entire Juicy J discography crammed in your anus with little to no idea how it got there.