Roger
Roger. A name that died in the 60s much like JFK. You have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding any human being named roger. In unlikely event of it actually happening you should know that they most likely are boomer status if not actually a boomer. They also drive a 80s style car because they think jank 80s manual is more reliable than most automatic cars today.
man 1: hey you see the new employee roger?
man 2: yeah i saw him taking up 2 parking spots with his shitty rust bucket station wagon.