Super Bowl Coma
When one eats so much junk food and watches so much football that they develop coma-like behavior.

Symptoms may include:
Lying on the floor, yelling incomprehensible words at the T.V.,

and not responding to any stimulation from others.

The only cure for Super Bowl Coma is to sleep it off.
Sorry I wasn't at school on Monday, I was in a major Super Bowl coma from the Sunday game.