burgoyne
The kind of dude who shits the bed and walks away. The kind of dude who sleeps with his roommate and doesn't make breakfast for him the next morning. The kind of dude who spots a cockroach in the kitchen, but doesn't actually help catch it. He's just THAT kind of dude.
I hope I don't room with any burgoyne's next year... I heard what he did with his last roommate and I'm not about that nasty stuff!