eargasm
- whenever someone says something so awesome that it feels like someone just splooged in your ears and want to procreate with them immediately or high-five the shit out of them, dependent on gender and preference.

- when music such as a song, record, or certain part of a tune is so awesome, stellar and otherwordly that it feels like someone just made love to your ear holes and you climaxed in your brain with the deed filling your skull like apricot jelly.
" Did you hear what she just said? I think I had two eargasm's within thirty seconds, and we just met!"

" I had the most intense eargasm from the breakdown and solo thanks to the second tune off the new MMJ record!"