Classive Aggressive
Delicate/soft classical music played at a high volume.
While prepping for the wedding reception the DJ cranked Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, and everyone was confused.

Waiter 1: What is he doing?

Waiter 2: What?

Waiter 1: The music! It seems pretty classive aggressive!

Waiter 2: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Watier 1: Nevermind...