Deggatron
The Deggatron is a mythical human, incredible at everything, some say he invented the no look pass, some say he is a superhero, some say he is great at all major sports except for soccer because Deggatron don't play no commie sports! Some say he has the strength of 1 million pro dwarf wrestlers, and some say he is pretty terrible at talking too women
Have no fear, the Deggatron is here!