Wrestling
A real mans sport, nothing else like it in the world. For those who are too much of a bitch step into real competition. You WILL go 5 days with little to no food and as much as 4 fl oz of water every 1-2 days go through hours of grueling practice with others who are there to figuratively and literally take your head off. Often mistaken as a gay sport, though the people that say it are just too proud to admit their sport isn’t as tough. Don’t join if A. Your gonna whine the whole time, B. Your cocky cause you WILL get your ass beat. P.S. if you run track, play tennis or basketball this probably isn’t a sport for you.
guy 1 - wrestling is a gay sport, only fags would join

Guy 2 - you run track for a living so you wouldn’t understand the meaning of a workout, or beating the shit outta someone