Church of Dog
In a godless and cruel world, the Church of Dog rises from the ashes and brings hope and prosperity to all of the land and its residents. Church of Dog is a "religion" that bests all others (take that Jesus!) because they worship the holiest of beings; DOGGOS!

The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”
All those who are not a member and a faithful believer in the Church of Dog and its holy leaders will perish in a land of eternal suffering with no good bois. Douuugs will rule these lands and trample any non-believers! PRAISE THE DOUUUGOS! WE DECLARE WAR ON ANY BEING THAT DISAGREES WITH OUR FAITHS AND WE WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES! (If you're allergic to doggos theres simply no explanation other than that you were a mistake).