Flaming vaginas from the planet moog
A mythical race of women from a far away planet that enjoy being really homosexual and playing the moog.  A moog is an instrument for those of you who are confused.  This race of people is not one that anyone would enjoy encountering.  Once seen these women will have sex with you till you are no longer living or your penis explodes, whichever comes first.
When i was out on my space cruiser i had the worst time when i ran into the flaming vaginas from the planet moog.  Luckily i only was forced to do it three times because my penis exploded.