Egan Junior High
Basically the whole school's rich white/asian kids and their only hope of fun is getting the hell outa town,getting high, or feeding off gossip of guys flooding hotel rooms, girls giving guys blowjobs and who's going out with who that week. Bunch of hot girls. Bunch of self-absorbed jocks. Hella nerds and freaks. 90% kids that think they're cooler than they really are and wouldn't survive 10 minutes in a REAL school. But hey, we've got good lunches and test scores. Don't worry bout funding, our parents are minted.
"Dude where you go to school again?"
"Egan Junior High"
"BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH"