heteromance
When you fall in love with someone of the opposite sex, yet have no sexual attraction to them. Usually happens between women and their gays.
Gay guy: something weird happened
Gay guy: i believe ive fallen in love with her
Gay guy: but
Gay guy: no sexual desire
Guy friend: yea right
Gay: i just love being with erh
Gay: her
Guy friend: so it's likkkkeeeeeee
Guy friend: a bromance, except....
Guy friend: a heteromance??
Gay: she is so awesom