Surgery
1)Surgery is something "painless" during the process, but after the god damn surgery you will feel intense pain after the anesthesia passes away.

2)Surgery is something that will make you poor, since making your dick bigger costs 2,000$

3)Surgery is another way to make you stop eating delicious food and eat vegetables depending on how much time the fucking doctor told you.
How come removing a nail costs 110$ if it's one simple surgery???