canached
A verb used to when you got food on you and your clothes. Also can be used to describe the appearance if someone wearing dirty wrinkled clothes like they were used as a pillow the night before. As well to describe a person that flat out stinks like dirty feet.
All man your office stinks like that guy. You got canached.

Your clothes are dirty as hell. You got canached.

Bro you got food all over your face. You got canached.

Did you sit in dog shit? Your coat is canached!