purse
Satirical form of the slang totes: a shorter more convenient form of the word: totally.

As totes became popular and emojis expanded, tote received its own emoji which looked like a purse. Use of purse began as a way to mock people that used the slang totes.
Person 1: We should go to the mall this weekend for the huge sale!

Person 2: Purse! That would be awesome.

or

Person 1: Oh my god, Ryan Reynolds is so hot.
Person 2: He purse is!