Buttcuff
Some faggot who sticks to your ass all day and is one annoying piece of shit. No matter how hard of a hint you drop he'll never go away. 
First Faggot: Man, that Habib is such a buttcuff he won't leave me alone!
Second Faggot (has a smaller penis): That's okay, I want him to love me.
First Faggot: You fag! You fist yourself all day!
Second Faggot:.....I do. *sniffs*