Lasagna-buddy
A Lasagna-buddy is a special kind of buddy who gets you and knows your feels. You can trust them, and although sometimes they may be mysterious they are also wondrous. A Lasagna-buddy is a special type of buddy, formed only in the darkest and brightest of times. They are loved by many people, they are a unicorn rainbow shower on a dark day. The bonds between a lasagna-buddy and their chosen friends are strong. They tend to make everything around them better than before, like a walking-talking giant prism intersecting light rays. It is said there is a lasagna-buddy for every person.
"I want a lasagna-buddy for Christmas"
"Tell me about it"
*Stares off emotionally into the distance*