Indiana
Indiana is in the middle of nowhere.  They are conservative and care only about sports.  Parts of Indiana are tolerable.  It is not a "suburb of Chicago."  A suburb of Chicago wouldn't be the whole state since the whole state seems to think Indianapolis is better than Chicago.  Northwest Indiana, the region, now that is a suburb of Chicago and also the only normal part of Indiana.  Avoid southern Indiana at all costs...
The Colts represent all that is evil in Indiana.