New York Islanders
1. Model of how to NOT run a hockey franchise.

2. The New York Mets of hockey.

3. Typical suburban sports franchise that luckily built a winning team for a few seasons half a century ago thus having fans that think the team is somehow looking good despite clearly sucking.

4. The NHL's official farm team.
1. Did you hear the New York Islanders traded Roberto Luongo so they could draft an unhealthy goalie to sign for 15 years.

2. The New York Islander team jersey has been changed to completely orange with Stan Fishler's face on the front.

3. The New York Islanders haven't had a good season in nearly three decades? Why are people still wearing Potvin jerseys- isn't he dead by now?

4. Jason Blake's on fire! Where'd you get him? "You know, the New York Islanders"