walking cigar
A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.
Guy 1: Eww can you smell that?!
Guy 2: Man, I think it's Jordan again, he's a walking cigar!