Blumphie
A obese Female. 
1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".
     Fat Bitches need love too.

2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,
     we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad       
     what am I going to do with her"?

3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?