Arroyo Grande
The least diverse town in San Luis Obispo County. 17,000 residents in 2010 and they're all white people. Used to be a really cool place in the early-1990s and late-1980s, but now it is unexciting and just boring. Mostly middle-class, but there are upper-middle class and affluent neighborhoods north of the 101.

There are few activities available in Arroyo Grande which has made a majority of the teenagers in this town doing a variety of drugs on a weekly basis. The teenagers in Arroyo Grande are mainly douchebags/sluts/drug addicts. Most graduate from AGHS and pursue their lives elsewhere, since they have been culture-starved for 18 years.

The cost of housing here is almost as high as San Luis Obispo. $500,000 will get you a 1-story three bedroom house less than 2,000 square feet, and it costs more closer to the ocean. And for what? There's seriously nothing interesting here except for the beach.

The few college students here, who haven't moved elsewhere for some odd reason, seem to be regretting staying here since all they do is yell obscenities at frightened children on the streets and frequent the bustdown liquor stores run by Oceano residents.

It might be cool to move here if you're an old person, but your children will resent it.
Oh, I know Lindsay! She's the typical Arroyo Grande teenage girl. She pops pills and gives blowjobs to the penis garden that accumulates in her room on weekends.