Garth Mario
Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku

Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems
Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku