Ewan
A Ewan is a highly respected captain of his race. The race I mean is the albino race. All Ewans are pasty albino white boys who can get very sun burn. Ewans are also virgins and will never get laid. He is the most albino the albinos can get and sometimes comoflaugue. But the thing about Ewans is that you can't see them that well and are mistaken for ghost. Ewans cannot bounce and can go to Gulag.
I can't see him, it must be an Ewan.
He so white that he's an Ewan.
Ewan is the pasty albino white person of all time.