Vitas
Vitas is a Russian singer with the voice of GOD! He is the most handsome beautiful man with sparkly, glistening, eyes, and a gorgeous turkey call thats beauty will make you drool in awe. He is a god that we must worship and memorize every mind-blowing lyric, such as the deep and meaningful line "Blahahha!" So deep, it brings tears to his worshipers eyes. You must worship the almighty god Vitas
Person 1: I'm catholic, what religion are you?

Person 2: I follow the all-mighty teachings of Vitas. You can read more about his glorious ways in the Holy Book of Vitas

Person 1:....