Desantis
Usually a Canadian man who loves hockey. Tends to fail with technology. He apparantly invents alot of stuff that other people "steal" and now they are famous. Wears hats backwards and rolls up the sleeves on a button down shirt. Instead of saying fire he always says fyre, such as Mozilla FyreFox, fyrewire, and fyreworks. He yells "boomski" after accomplishing something. Also calls other people "skip" or "skippy".
Desantis "FYRE DAT PUCK!"

or

Desantis : "Good job skip!"
Girl : "But Im a girl!"
Desantis : "Skippett?