Sylvia
A Sylvia has a great sense of humor and is probably the funniest person you know. Sylvia’s are often very beautiful, no matter how many times they deny it. They have many secret talents, including painting. Sylvia’s are also amazing singers but afraid to show the world their voice. A Sylvia is athletic, but won’t be taking up more than 2 sports at a time. Sylvia’s make great best friends and will never judge you and will always be there. A Sylvia is a great person to vent to, and they don’t try, but Sylvia’s talk so much that you have to be careful what secrets you tell them. But don’t worry, if it is a very important and personal thing, a Sylvia will know not to share. Sylvia’s are also very smart, but tend not to try (or turn their work in). Sylvias are the best people to turn to if you’re sad, as they always know what to say. They offer great comfort. You can never stay mad at a Sylvia for more a minute. And a bonus: Sylvia’s give great hugs. You are so very lucky if you have a Sylvia.
I was so sad last night, but then I talked to Sylvia and I felt better right away!
Yeah, she has that affect on people

Guy 1: Damnnn Sylvia is so hot
Guy 2: I know! How can she not see it?
Guy 1: Oh shit she’s looking at me
Guy 2: play it cool man
Guy 3: She’s so sexy and kind.. no wonder her name is sylvia
Guy 1: Hey back off she’s mine