Gimplosion
An implosion of the Vision Balls that can only be attributed to watching Twighlight. Or being facially rammed by a gimp, either way no reason to tell your family about it.
Johns Vision Balls are at serious risk of Gimplosion.

Why? Did all that S&M finally catch up with him

No, he watched New Moon!

(dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!)