Rockford
A big small town that your parents and your grandparents probably grew up in too. Popularity matters because Rockford kids never leave. If you aren’t a football star or one of the girls sucking him off good luck getting anywhere. The kids tend to do coke, but only stoners get arrested because that’s a drug for poor people. Oh and don’t move here if you’re not white, unless being treated like you have a rare disease is appealing to you.
Person one: I went to high school in Rockford

Person two: oh so you’re rich?
Person one: No, but my parents were cousins!