Tommyknockers
Male breasts, man boobs, often covered with hair. Floppy, allowing the dude to easily pass the pencil test. Decidedly unattractive.
Joe: Look at the tommyknockers on that jogger!

Sue: Eww! He should at least put on a shirt before going out in public.

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Buffy: Ohmygawd! Our sweaty lawn guy has more cleavage than I do. His tommyknockers are bigger than my knockers!