oakville
Home of would-bes, has-beens, and general know-nothing-know-it-alls.  Nothing really distinguishes Oakville from any other small suburb outside Toronto except the fact that it is generally regarded as one of the wealthiest towns in Canada.  Big deal.  Who really gives a shit where you're from.  So why all the fighting guys?  Can't we just all get along?  Don't be a slave to the fatal suburban coma.  Expand. 
Joker:  Oakville what!!
Batman: Unbelievable.  
Robin:  Holy Crap Batman!  Joker's representin'!
Batman:  No Robin.  He's simply under the 'suburban spell'.  He'll be dead from boredom in no time, just wait.
Joker: Chate!!!  