snomophobic
The description of one who fears homosexual snow; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.
-"Man, we should board today!"
-"Naaaaa, I'm as snomophobic as hell"
-"What the fuck are you talking about? That snow is straight bro."
-"Yeah, it is. Its like fuckin' icy and there are dirt patches everywhere, man. I'm scared."
-"Fuck. You're right."