Rahatul
That one muslim girl you know who loves to eat ham and makes jokes about her sisters' home abortion. Also will doesn't get mad even when she probably should, which is scary as fuck.
Hey Rahatul, I just killed your guinea pig by mistake. Actually I meant to do it.
Rahatul: Well. I can buy a new one.

Hey Rahatul, I thought you were muslim why are you eating ham?
Rahatul: Because ham is good you crazy fucker.

*flush* Goes the toilet baby