Dropsicle
A Popsicle that is clumsy or in the hand of of a clumsy person. It is likely that this Popsicle will be dropped thus the name Dropsicle.
Sally: Hey, what do you call a clumsy popsicle.
Jared: What??
Sally: A "dropsicle".
Jared: Ohhhhh Salley, scsg.