avril
Talentless "punk rawk" pop-bitch. She brings shame to Canada. Claims everybody else is a poser… but she's the real deluded fuck. Abuses bracelets, ties, and the human ear.
Don't listen to this washed up slut. Listen to Terrance and Phillip instead. They're funnier, more talented, and better-looking. They also make Canada look good, unlike Avril.