Cary
Cary is the biggest dick you will ever meet. He is a faggot beyond belief and even has the name of a girl. He probably sucks at soccer yet he thinks he's good because we won all league once. He loves a girl he could never get. He probably has a small penis and extremely old parents. If you ever meet a Cary, let him go right away because he isn't worth it.
OMG look at Cary.
Ugh, I hate him. He's a total dick!