General Mclane
The gayest high school in north-western Pennsylvannia. This school holds the record for totally out-gaying themselves more than one could have ever though physically possible. Seriously? Can you have a gayer mascot than a "lancer". Let's get real here. Being referred to as a hick should be a compliment considering all the other harsh but true words that could be said. When driving through Pennsylvannia, do yourself the biggest favor you could possibly do for yourself and skip past this town.
Greg: Is that General Mclane?
Peter: Just when I thought a town couldn't get any gayer!