smylie
noun.
Smylie
a smylie is someone who can never be in the wrong, or they will 

combust. Usual side effects of being a smylie include bleached 

hair, being really really tall (much taller than any of their 

friends) and having the sensitivity of a princess.
"oi princess, you've got a spot"

"shut up, get lost, surprised you can see from DOWN THERE"

"dude - stop being such a darn smylie, you're but an inch 

greater in height!?"

"everything's shit."

"no it's not..."

"(combusts)"