brokencyde
The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.
1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night"
"Really?  I got brokencyded last night"
"Oh man, I'm so sorry."

2. "Did you hear about Jerry?"
"He's in hospital, yeah?  The old brokencyde again."
"It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."