Lucas
A shitty little town in Ohio near Mansfield, where all people do for fun is play with sticks and pretend they are good at things. Lucas' high school nickname are the Cubs or the titty baby of a bear. Why wouldn't they call themselves the bears or Grizzlies? Because they want people to make fun of them. There is nothing good that comes out of Lucas besides the fact that you are glad you left. Brining a phone to Lucas is torture because they do not have reception anywhere. So don't do it if you make the wrong decision and take a trip to this shitty little town. They think that their baseball & softball is the greatest thing to hit the planet but nobody knows who they are and they fucking blow.
Person 1: your from Lucas?
Person 2: yes!
Person 1: Ew. That's why I smelt something disgusting.