Nic
Hot and sexy mf. Also a Greek God with a harem of beautiful women. Has a massive shlong that intimidates women. One of the straightest of men alive. If you think otherwise he shows his dominance by making sexual intercourse with every female in your family. He is also the main character. Kind, caring. Loveable, sexy, manly, smart. He also thinks Ariana Grande is Trash.
Nic: "hi"
Female: "omg he is so hot and I'm turned on by his manliness"
Nic is the kind of person to take your girl and can make any woman bow down to his Godly and Manliness. Don't argue with him.