Big BERT
Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams. Characteristics of girl must be blonde, play netball, must live in *whoop whoop* and deny loving the Big BERT 24/7. Must play for a shit soccer club, soft ribs, small cock but she loves it anyway.
James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.