BEANWTF
A person who was found the substance commonly known as 'bean' not confusing it with the famous actor Mr. Bean.
A BEANWTF dialog.
A: Hey, what's the smell?
B: My mom is making dinner, smells bussin', I'll go and check
A: So what did she make?
B: She made B ̗̰͖͙̱͖͍̤̦͓͖̗̙̪̰͆̅̇̍̆̽̍̅̆̃̚Ȩ̵̢̛̘̺̮̝̠̼͇̱̰͍͇͍̓̋̎̔̑͝ͅĘ̴͚͖̩̭̝͖͉͈̻̇͋̈́E̴̫͕̻͇̟͛͗̈́̅̅̃́̆̚Ë̴̢̨̡̖̝͍̭̠͚̻̫̜̻̩̱́̌͝E̴̛̤͔͉̪̝͈̭̞͓͓̻͓̎͑̾̍̀͂͋̓͌͋͊͜͜͝E ̧̧̛̥̥͈̫̼͉̪͇͔̤̈́͋̓̂͗̓̆͆̉̿͜͝E ̤̖̤͙̻͉̘̙̰̮̟́̾́̿̾̓́́͊̈̓̋̀͘͜Ḛ̶̛͉͓̭̫̜̩̿̓̽́́̍͆̇͂͠E ̡̢̺̥̙͓̯̬̘̫̲̤̝͍̩̇̾͗̿͊̑̇̈̕A̴̡̨̖̦̙̠̱̜̬͈̲̓̑͆̃̐̔͋̀̅̀̉̚̕͜A̴̧̡̡̜̺̪͈̣̰͎̝̲̩̓̽̓̈́͜N ̭͚̬͕̩̦̱̗̆̆̑N ̳̟̱̖̥͚̬̈́̂̆ͅS ̘̤̗̟͗̒͆͒͊͆S̶̨̥͓̮͇͙̄̈́̂͝͝ ̴̘͙̜͕̂̔̐W ̛̥̩̝̿͒̌̈́̀̎̑̚͝͝H ̢̡̜̞͎͍̖͕̍̒̈͋͝Â̶͚̫̜̲̝̻̅̽̅̓̋̋̏̕͘Ţ̴͎̘͖̞͈͊̎̓̃͋̀̄̆̔̓̽͝͝ ̴̧̬̩̥͈̱̞͚̦̤͙͔̩̈́̔̀͋̏̎͛̔̑̾̔T ̛̛̰̠̜̬̖̟̯̭̱̲͓̱̩͕̓̐͌̐H ̣̟͉͈̟̂̏͑̆̆̄̚̚E̵̤̲̜͎̦͎̙̲̠̯͖͖̞͉̥̋͋̈́̉͆̈́͊̈́͊̚͠ ̵̺͇̼̼̜͔͎̎̄̇͒́̓͛͋̔͘F̶͇̔͌̀̂̈́̒̈́͒͑̓̕͠͝U̵̳̦͚̝͈̲̭̤͆̿̊͂͜C ̰͑̿͆̉̀́̉̄̌̄͝K̴̢̛̤̥̳̯̘̟̳̤̘̣͗̑͛́̊