Spoklahomie
An indivdual from Spokane, Washinton who believes they are "gangsta". A Spoklahomie doesn't seem to understand that Spokane isn't exactly a huge city, and is surrounded by tiny little cities, cows, foresty mountains, and a desert and is nothing like Seattle. A Spoklahomie may also refer to their home city as "Spocompton".
Dude 1: Look at those Spoklahomies on the corner.

Dude 2: Don't get too close, they seem to think this is Seattle...