Sleepy PP
Sleepy PP is perhaps the most infamous pedophile in American history. According to folklore, he would travel from village to village, sneaking into homes and fondling the penises of young boys while they slept. Children would report hearing the words "Sleepy PP" whispered into their ear before awakening to an empty room.

Encounters with Sleepy PP precede the English settlement of America in the early 1600s. He is depicted in several Native American petroglyphs throughout the western United States. His story is often told around campfires as "The Legend of Sleepy PP".

American pop band, The Monkees, wrote a song about Sleepy PP titled "Nightmare Believer" which featured lyrics, "Goodbye, Sleepy PP / Oh don't touch my wee wee" but were forced by their record company to change the title to "Daydream Believer" and lyrics changed to "Cheer up, Sleepy Jean / Oh what can it mean. Nevertheless, the song reached No. 1 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart in December 1967.
After being the first boy at the sleepover to fall asleep, Robert was paid a visit by the spirit of Sleepy PP.

I heard the words "Sleepy PP" whispered into my ear and a cold fist wrapped around the shaft of my penis; when I awoke, no one was there. Goodbye, Sleepy PP.