Fruigtable
1. An item of food of which you are unsure if it is a fruit or a vegetable.

2. A hypocrite or contradictory person.
1. It looked like an apple but tasted like a pepper, it must have been a fruigtable.

2. Rufus: Oswald said "Smoking is bad it should be banned, then immediately went outside and had a fag.

Cortlandt: Goh what a fruigtable