white people pain
painful emotions that are easily fixable. to fully be white people pain, the proprietor of said pain needs to broadcast these problems to everyone who would listen in a 10 mile radius.

This condition disproportionately affects: gay men, young women, prepubescent children, people who frequent online forums/own webcams, and tv dramas. All of these people will also frequently be white, upper middle class, and from Connecticut.
Any and all episodes of the Gilmore Girls.

"My parents got me a car for Hanukkah, but it's not the color that I wanted."
"That's some white people pain."