dirtbag
Best kisser in North Lincolnshire ( from Scunny - the industrial garden town ).

Likes to stuff Susan over the Miami grill for some extra mash!

Ex-gothic
Dirtbag: " Hi Susan" ( in pathetic voice )
Susan: " mmmmm Paul .. How are you?" ( manly American accent )
Dirtbag: " Im good thank-you Susan"
Susan: " Im gonna squat on your face bitch!"
Dirtbag: " Ok, Thank-you Susan"