Snoop Latin
(N.) the retarded way Snoop Dogg speaks, which is similar to Pig Latin. It involves putting an "Izzle" at the second syllable of the second-to-last word in a sentence and an "Fizzle" to replace the last word in a sentence.

Shit=Shizzle
Dogg=Doggizzle
Ass=Assizzle
Fish=Fishizzle
Cock=Cockizzle
Chicken=Chickizzle
Jessica: "Yo, I'm going up to the Gymizzle to work on my Bicizzles and my Deltizzles, right before I go to my Pilatfizzles class."