Area 51
The secretive facility where every single thing man has wanted lays dormant inside.
Taylor Swift Stan: Hey! You ready for the Area 51 raid?
Weeb 1: Yeah, can't wait to see them Anime cat girl prototype tiddies!
Intellectual: Screw that, I want to see them lightsaber wielding aliens.
Weeb 2: I can't wait to be a Pokemon trainer and find all 7 Dragon Balls!
Literally anyone else: Maybe they have Minecraft 2.