Colaric
A state of being that typically occurs immediately after waking up.  One who experiences a colaric mood usually is very grumpy, irritable, cranky, grouchy, ill tempered, crabby, sulky, whiny, and very very testy.  Expect this person to both physically and verbally attack anyone or anything that is on their warpath.  A mega-colaric person displays these emotions all the time, not just when waking up.
Hey, settle down, stop being such a colaric!