Poor Bastard Chair
A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."

Man, "No problem.  I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."

OR

"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair!  He's out cold.  His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."