PCD Syndrome
Medical - a condition characterized by the making up of definitions, etymologies, and facts at any given moment, with no regard for accuracy, often in the presence of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. 

People who suffer from PCD Syndrome are often characterized by an affinity for visors and politically incorrect outbursts.

"When my friend told me that they call it a gallup poll because it used to be done by a guy who rode from town to town on a horse, I knew he suffered from PCD Syndrome."
