Gordon Brown
A Bacterial Infection of the Nervous system. This disease can be transmitted through coughing, sneezing or taxing and affects mostly supporters of the British labour party. People suffering from this infection will look and feel very lethargic; in later stages the person may begin to lose money in large amounts. To reduce chance of infection, avoid contact with infected people and vote for somebody else.
1: I feel really tired.
2: S**t, maybe you have Gordon Brown!
1: What should I do?
2: you should rest for a while and then things will only get better.