Zachary Special
An unfortunate situation in which the male partner of a newly wed couple, in a fit of over excitment, looses a deuce all over the bed and his female companion. Arguably the most embarassing thing that could happen to anyone, victims of the Zachary Special are normally extremely awkward in all situations and lack normal human dignity and swag.

If you receive a Zachary Special, you might want to rethink your life because something this bad could not happen to someone who has not done something terrible in their life.

The Special is named after no particular Zachary, but zachary just happens to sound like an extremely awkward name and it would happen to someone named zachary.
1)
Girl 1: OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HANNAH?
Girl 2: No! what happened? did she die?
Girl 1: No Johnny pulled a Zachary Special on their hunnymoon!
Girl 2: Ew, that is actually worse than dieing.

2)
The priest granted Colleen an annulment after he heard she recieved a Zachary Special on her wedding night.

3)
Jerry gave up on his life after giving his wife a Zachary Special...twice.