turdally
A universal word covering three different meanings.

Meaning number one is just a substitute for the word "totally".

Meaning 'number two' is a word that means extremely 
turd-like.

The last meaning of "turdally" is a word that means extremely turtle-like.
1. BOB: "Hey guys, sorry I'm so late to the party."
   WILL: "Nah, I turdally understand."

2. JIM: "Hey guys guess what!!!  I just a mighty poo in the upstairs bathroom!!  It's turdally sick!"

3. WILL: "I just stole one of the turtles from the Zoo and put it in my tank today.  It's turdally awesome!"