asian zing
The point at which only one man has achieved through alcoholic intake.  It is worse than buzzed, tipsy, drunk, wasted, and shit-faced...Asian Zing has only been achieved by Edmundo, and will remain that way.
"Dude, did you see how Asian-Zing Edmundo was last night?"
"Yeah man, he was yellin' at us and shit."
"Typical Asian Zing."