chillax
1. A word used to try to remind someone that you are a complete imbecile.

2. Slang for "Please beat me to within an inch of my horrible, meaningless life."
1. Dialogue:
Male: "Honey, just chillax!"
Female: "For a second there I forgot you were a moron."

2. "You really should just chillax....what's that axe for?"