Vindasiusize
To remedy any of one's problems with a series of brutal, yet effective actions that result in a heap of destruction.  This can involve kicking out windows of a house or car, throwing lamps against walls, lighting and riding a flaming couch being pulled by a truck and/or beating the living piss out of someone because you are losing at beer pong. It is the human equivalent of throwing a frag grenade at an ant hill.  Effective, but expect a shitload of collateral damage.  
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily and to Vindasiusize your girlfriend into next week.  