Winficist
one who practices the loosely based religion known as Winficism
"As a loyal Winficist, I base all of my actions on the teachings of the all-mighty Oprah Gail Winfrey."
- Loyola, 81, Manchester, UK
"I have been a loyal practitioner of Winficism since I was 20 years old.  It has changed my life for the better.  Weiner?"
- Robert, 21, Ohio, US