The Alphabet People
An encompassing and easier means to address the non-heterosexual people who are among the LGBTQIAPK crowd ( Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersexual, Asexual, Pansexual, and Kinkiness ). Saying "The Alphabet People" most likely will offend SJW's and liberal snowflakes, but it sure beats wasting your time and money taking a useless Gender Studies class.
Dave: "Hey, what happened at the party last night ? I thought trying to hook up Ethel with Milton would be a good idea. How come they never hit it off with one another ?"

John : " The reason Ethel and Milton weren't interested in each other is because both are part of The Alphabet People."