RBHS
Rancho Bernado High School. Located in Rancho Bernardho, San Diego where the world record of oldest people polpulation live.

  Also known as the school which endorses thong checks at dances, the use of broom sticks instead of baseball bats and public nudity during their horrible football team games.  The high school also has a record of hate crimes (Noose in perfoming arts center) and shooting threats in bathrooms which was stupid as fuck because the guy was caught anyway.

RBHS is the arch rival of pussy school Poway High School (PHS) who for some reason kicks ass in wrestling every year since the beginning of time.  Fights occur after almost every basketball game because each school thinks they are the better one when in reality RB is clearly the superior.  

Drugs are not uncommon however, they really only circle around the poluation of 10 blacks who enjoy huddling amongst themselves in the southwest corner of the covered lunch area during breaks and lunch.  The black girls are the loudest beings on the face of the earth whereas the black guys compete with snails in walking races to class. Their are probably 8 hot girls, couple hundred good looking ones surrounded by 1,000 ugly ass bitches.

Many students try and pretend the school is full of G's and violence however, it is hard to portray that when it currently has one of the National Spelling Bee Champions in attendance as well as 2,500 asians.


"Im looking to learn some sweet spelling skills and also get at some harry pussy.  Where would i find this?"

"RBHS has them both, spelling champion and harry pussy is in the Southwest Corner of the covered lunch area."