Canada
Canada and America...both great countries. Canada is better than America in some ways: (health care, less problems, more room) and vice versa: (GST, government, power, money). Oh, and by the way, we (Canada) are not all French, only the Quebec people. Canada and America are both great, and a big thanks to our southern neightbors for protecting our weak asses from North Korea and Libya!
To clear a few things up, we...

have police officers, not mounties.

have cars, not dogsleds.

don't have freeze your balls off temperatures all year round.

say "eh" as much as any other English-speaking country.

live in houses, not igloos.

say "about", not "aboot".

are as pissed at our government as the Americans, although we have good reason to be.

DON'T hate Americans.