schwaeble
1. noun, meaning one who has an oversized cranium in proportion to their body; a head having a boulder-like appearance.
2. verb, an eclipsing of the sun due to a planet-like head.   
"Hey dude, you're blocking the screen with your schwaeble."
"Your schwaeble has it's own orbit."
"The earth began to experience a second ice age because of the schwaebling of the sun." 