PHDTS
PHDTS Originated while a topic on Honda-Tech.com was being discussed. The topic was about a man and the problems he was having with his girlfriend and her infidenily.

PHDTS essentially stands for:
P = Push
H = Her
D = Down
T = The
S = Stairs 

There have been many mutations of this saying. For example PYDTH

P = Push
Y = Yourself
D = Down
T = The
S = Stairs
Example:

Guy 1: Hey I found out that my wife was cheating on me.

Guy 2: Have you tried to PHDTS?