Taylor
Taylor is the mother of a lot of people. She is funny, really pretty and a cute girl but she won't be for much longer because she is insanely clumsy. She is always falling over everything and stumbling everywhere. One of these days she is going to fall into oncoming traffic.
Maddie: *looks at Taylor covered in bruises* "What the hell happened to you?"
Taylor: "... I fell up the stairs again..."