Unfriend
An absolutely terrifying event to behold, considering that many would rather commit suicide than be unfriended on Facebook (or any other social networking site that no one could care any less about. i.e Myspace).
Jeremy: Oh, god. No... NO!

John: What is it, bro?

Jeremy: Ashley unfriended me... I- I CAN'T TAKE IT! *Hurls self out the window.*