Peroni Nastro Azzurro
A Premium Lager made from Barely Malt, Italian Maize, and Hops.

Has an Alcohol content of 5.1% alc./vol.

Peroni Nastro Azzurro is brewed by Birra Peroni in Rome, Italy.

The name means "Blue Ribbon" in Italian, in honor of the Blue Riband won by Italian ocean liner SS Rex in 1933.

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Frankie: Mike why do you drink Peroni Nastro Azzurro?

Mike: Because it tastes like a quality Lager, has little to no after taste, and smells like a dead Skunk.

Frankie: Ew! dead Skunk, how can that be appealing?

Mike: Well it's damn appealing if you love the smell of dead Skunk, and it just so happens that I do, so piss off and let me enjoy my delicious stinky beer!