Hagerstown
A rather odd mix of cultures in a town that should never be together.  A town overrun with trailer trash and rednecks, mostly transplants from WV, as well as pimps and gangstas, mostly from Chambersburg, DC, and Frederick, not to mention a few rich business-types from the city.  

Anyone who goes to Hagerstown Harvard (Hagerstown Community College) and finished out there is doomed to live in the sad mediocrity of that town.  The reason for the overall populace being so idiotic is that all the smart citizens got out while they could.  

However, there are a certain few in the town that like to stir things up a bit with water-balloons, muscle cars, blow-up dolls, or whatever they have.  What else is there to do in a hick-town like that but make trouble.  But please get me the hell out of there!
HCC Slogan:  Hagerstown Community College.  Stay close, go far.

Me:  The fact that the Community College's slogan contradicts itself pretty much sums up what you can expect here... idiots.