norway
The most awesome place in the world! Kick-ass scenry and hottest babes you can find! Norwiegans are as nice as Minnesotans, as badass as californians, and as thin as Coloradians.
GUY1- The US economy is colapsing! What do we do!?

GUY2- Go to Norway! duh!

GUY1- Ohh...yeah why didnt i think of that?

GUY2- Because you voted for Obama, idiot!