a will to live
I have no idea what that is. I guess if you have a will to live, you don't cry yourself to sleep like I do but I suppose that might just be a mystical legend forged by a fucking person with this magical item.

I'm salty.
And sad.
From a person WITHOUT a will to live: "Damn, wish I had one of those."
From a person who HAS a will to live: "I LOVE LIFE."