Camel Toe
A shot consisting of 1 part Baileys Irish Cream and 1 part Cointreau.  Original recipe developed by Fav.
Bartender:  Hey Mac, the usual?
Fav:  No make me a Camel Toe...and keep 'em comin' !
Bartender:  Rough day?
Fav:  Yeah.  I got laid off, found out I got the genital warts, my wife is pregnant and to top it off, I am sterile.
Bartender:  Next one's on the house.
Fav:  Gee, thanks.
Bartender:  Always good to see you Fav !