Dokdo
An argument where a calm guy makes someone go berserk when he asks for his stuff back.
"There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about, can I have my mp3-player back?"
- "THIS ISN'T YOUR MP3-PLAYER. YOU NEVER HAD A MP3-PLAYER. I WILL KILL YOUR PHEASANTS IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN."
"Jesus, you don't have to go all Dokdo on me."