Oakland
The county seat of Garrett County, Maryland. This small crap town sits on a mountain and is cold as hell in the winters. The biggest store there is the local Wal Mart and Sheetz is the dead center of the entire place. 

Oakland is home to the B&O Train Station. Body and Odor Train Station. Amazing. Oakland is also very, very small, when it comes to the number of people. Only a bit over 1,000

From the center of town (3rd Street), churches, churches, and more churches branch out around it. There are the three biggest churches all on one block on 4th Street. 

Then there are the farms. Acres and acres of farmland. Many people have cows, others have sheep and horses. It's a very rural place. A lot of people move here thinking it's a good place to raise children. 

It's not.  
Rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks. We've got 'em all! 

If you like fun, excitement, and just a good ole get together with your friends at a local club, stay the hell away from Oakland!