pimpiology
Research concerned with the study of pimps including their structure, function, growth, evolution, distribution, generics, mental functions and behaviors.
Me: what's with the sad face?
Friend: lost my job, I'm overweight, girls aren't attracted to me and even if one was, I couldn't take her on a date 'cause I'm so broke.

Me: maybe you should take a pimpiology class to help your case just like Trent did.
Friend: He started dating the two hot twins after that didn't he?

Me: Yep, he has a new job and heard he just bought his third lambo.