Rebecca Black
A talented singer who is the female version of Justin Bieber. Her debut single Friday, which has over 40 million views on Youtube, has propelled her to absolute stardom. She is most famous for her deep and insightful lyrics which have inspired the literary geniuses of many. For example, her profound philosophical vision can be observed through the lyrics "Yesterday is Thursday, today it is Friday... Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards." These lyrics are obviously an exploration of the ephemeral nature of human life, reflecting her inherent existentialist beliefs. However, auto-tune credit must be given to Ark Music Factory. Her friends include the 13 year old boy with a driving license, fat Usher, and the girl in pink dancing (who undoubtedly deserves her own fan base). Deservedly, her inspirational dicta "Which seat can I take?" has made itself a Trending Topic. All in all, Rebecca Black is brilliance itself.
Fred: "Rebecca Black is the new Justin Bieber."

George: "Who's Justin Bieber? Never heard of her. But Rebecca Black sure can rhyme!"

~music in the background: Gotta have my bowl/ Gotta have cereal~

Fred: "(facing an empty auditorium) fuck...."