Slappery
1. General Tom foolery associated with inactive Bat-Slaps.

2. When you're at an estuary and a bunch of fish hop out of the water and steal your baby off the blanket during a picnic.
1. "I can't take much more of this damned slappery, my toe is starting to ache."

2. "I was sitting near the estuary and some slappery took place. Luckily it was the fat couple sitting next to us. SLAP-FAST!!"