Castalia
A girl named with purity in mind that consistently manages to make Hell's wrath cute and forgivable. She walks with the confidence of one who can kill any man with ease because she can and will if provoked. This does nothing to keep people from loving her even knowing that they are always in danger when around her. She has energy reserves that put the energizer bunny to shame and the strongest pimp hand to ever grace the earth. She also smells like strawberries.
Dude look, it's Castalia! She's so fuckin' cool!

You better stop running your flappy folds or Castalia will 100% kill you and I'll tell the cops it was suicide.