BVS
An acronym for "Big Vagina Syndrome", as made by the comedy rock band Steel Panther
Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease
Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please
If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do
It's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel with an Oscar Meyer wiener or two
-Lyrics from BVS, by Steel Panther