baptist
Allies of ourselves, the Catholics, in our war against immorality and ungodliness aka *cough cough* gay marriage *cough cough*  If you're gonna go to hell for something, it's gonna be that.  

Baptists, like us, are a Republican denomination.
If a punk-rocker liberal walked into a Baptist church, he would probably get doused with holy water in an attempt to vanquish his impure ass.  The same can be said about Catholic churches.  

Righteousness will always prevail.