Etalp
n. a science teacher defined as studly by the majority of the teenage, female population. Etalps are generally quite dorky in an endearing sort of way. They are very fond of Star Wars and The Who. Etalps have gelled hair and uncreative fashion sense, usually wearing outfits on rotations of about two weeks.

Etalps have a large group of worshipful followers, usually mindless drones who wear UGGs and enjoy such artists as Justin Bieber. These followers will utilize any opportunity afforded to them to flirt with the Etalp, who usually flirts back.
Girl 1: "Hey look! It's an Etalp!"

Girl 2: "He's so frickin' hot!" *swoons*

Girl 1: "Desperate much?"