Grussy
A portmanteau of grinch and pussy put together. Say it at the dinner table on Christmas or at a funeral in front of your out-of-touch, boomer relatives for maximum outrage and/or confusion.
1. Based individual: "Will you be getting some Grussy this holiday season?"

Person A: "Um no."

Based individual: "You are missing out on life my boy."

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2. Based individual: "Will you be getting some Grussy this holiday season?"

Person B: "Yes."

Based individual: "This guy fucks."