Eclecticer
One who is a baby-step up from frat and sorority bros and hos.  Indie-chicks who snort hardwood cocaine (literally "cocaine off the floor,")  Sets an apathetic example for impressionable nascent hipsters desiring the warm wombic envelopment of cigarrette smoke and sweaty mosh-pits.
"Did you see those Walkmen groupies?  They were such Eclecticers...."