parp tent
When you let a super loud ripping fart out while under a blanket.
JOE:        hey baby, check this out

Joes bitch: What baby? what do you want me to check out?

JOE:        *PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP"

Joes bitch: OMG *GAG* *Dry heave* 

Joe:        ROFL HAHAHAH PARP TENT ON YOU!!!!!
            Take that you cheating bitch!