trotsky
1) Leon Trotsky, a Ukranian born Russian revolutionary, participated and took a leading role in the Bolshevik revolution of 1917 against the Russian Monarch and its government.

He wasn't popular amongst Marxist revolutionaries because of his middle class roots and strong support of Democracy, so he split from Lenin and Stalin and founded a number of international trade union style groups which fell into disarray after he was assassinated by a Spanish KGB agent of Stalin's in Mexico city 1940, by recieveing a blow to the head with an ice-pick. He demanded the assassin be left alive.

2) An alchoholic drink, consisting of vodka and grape/raisin/plum juice, named after the man.

3) The phenomena of running to the nearest toilet because of diarrhea.
1) Conservative/capitalist/libertarian: Oh Trotsky was your typical comma'nist dictator with pictures of himself everywher and killing people in the name of equality.
Person with at-least one brain cell: Actually a quote of Trotsky's is "Socialism without democracy is like the human body without oxygen"

2) Fancy a Trotsky? It's got a real punch to it.

3) OH for f***'s sake i've gotta' trotsky, back in a mo'