Duncan
Duncan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Duncan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncan sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
The square root of awesome = Duncan.

The square root of Duncan = awesome.