HGUONE
Pronounced "ha-gu-oh-knee." This acronym currently means one whose "Huge Gonads Undercut Others' Netherparts Exceedingly." Originated with the Baruchattana tribe circa 9 AD, with the meaning, "Hairy Girl (who) Upends Ornamental Nativity Eagle (repeatedly)." It is unclear how the original meaning degenerated into its current usage.
"He's so cute, and I hear he's HGUONE, too!"