Colorado
You know you’re from COLORADO if:
 -You'll eat ice cream in the winter. 
-It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled. 
-You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature. 
-You have no accent at all, but can hear other people’s. And then you make fun of them. 
-'Humid' is over 25%. 
-Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains. 
-You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one. 
-You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard. 
-You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat. 
-You know what the Continental Divide is. 
-You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal. 
-You went to Casa Bonita as a kid. 
-You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities. 
-You always know the elevation of where you are. 
-You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow. -You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High. 
-Every movie theater has military and student discounts. 
-Everybody wears jeans to church. 
–You actually know that South Park is a real place not just a show on TV. 
-You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder. 
-You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they call it Elitches, not Six Flags. 
-A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you. 
-Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders. 
-You've been to the original Chipotle near the DU campus on Evans. 
-When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh. 
-You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and you notice the sky is no longer blue.

"dude, Colorado rocks my socks off"