Albuquerque Hamby
When you have oral sex with a girl who has crabs and are then forced to shave off your mustache and eyebrows to get rid of them.
Guy 1: "Man, I picked up this girl last night and ate her out. I woke up next day and couldn't stop itching my face. When I realized the bitch gave me crabs. I had to shave my shit off."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that bitch gave you the Albuquerque Hamby."