FireFox
Incredibly good internet browser that computer g33ks hype up to the point that it sounds cheap.  Though they are only sticking up for their random h4x0r friends who helped write the open-source code, it really hurts the rep of such a great program.
PersonA: Hey, sup?
PersonB: Nm.  u?
A: Nm.  Have I told u to get firefox yet?
B: omg
B: Will you justSHUT UP about it already?
A: OK, geez...
...
A: It is good, tho.
PersonB is away at 11:38 PM