February 16
February 16 is the national give someone a bitch slap day. This day you have to slap someones face hard as frck and see how they react.
-What day is it today?
- It is february 16

- Oh cool im gonna slap you (slaps her in the face as hard as fruck)
- Owww that hurt like a son of a biscuitt, ohhhhh ahhhhhhhh im going to freaking beat your ass up rn

(you start running away)