Dustin McLean
(n.)A skinny white boy who has balded way before he should have. Constantly strikes out with the ladies, even the fat ones.

(v)Get out of control drunk all alone on friday nights because he has no one to go out with.

(v)To go out to the bars and get rejected by fat chicks
Dude, you totally pulled a Dustin McLean last night. I know you like to go hoggin but damn!

It's not my fault, I don't remember anything