towel
1. an absorbent cloth or paper for wiping and drying something wet, as one for the hands, face, or body after washing or bathing. 

2. the one thing left in your flat belong to your ex girlfriend who insists on whinging about how she hasn't got it back yet. Even though she won't come round and get it and you already got all her other stuff back to her via her friends. Plus it's just a fucking towel!!!!
nic: georgie wants her towel back
sebastian: you what? are you kidding?