Coskun
A Turkish-American hybrid bred to work both early and late hours. Can often be heard speaking in a strange, primitive dialect which is triggered by verbal contact with his family. Easily befriended, he can be rivaled only by the dog as Man's best friend.

Similar to 007... Coskun goes by the codename JJ.

Nobody knows why.
Holy crap, I just saw a Coskun!

You mean a JJ?

Same fuckin' thing.