Dirty Kathleen
A classic bar shot. You will need the following ingredients:
-1 dozen donut holes, glazed
-whisky, at least 100 proof
-lighter
-girl you are trying to impress

Shove as many donut holes into your mouth as will fit. Take the whisky and drizzle it into your mouth until the donut holes are thoroughly saturated. Using the lighter, light the donut whisky pile on fire. While facing the girl of your dreams, hold the concoction in your mouth, letting the melting glaze runs down the back of your throat. Finally, eject the flaming mess towards the girl while exclaiming, "How do you like my hot holes!?!"
I don't always eat donuts with my whisky, but when I do I give her the old Dirty Kathleen.