professional wrestling
pro•fes•sion•al wres•tling     \pr&-'fesh-n&l re-s&l-in\ noun 
1. unadulterated, homo-erotic, gender transferable, ass tapping, leg humping, man grappling, soft core man on man action on a giant drum performing in gaping man tights for public viewing by gender preference confused individuals trying to pass this gay play off as “entertainment”.

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bryan went home oiled and in tights, he must be going to watch professional wrestling.