Bophades
He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel it was his groin. You may have heard of "Achilles' heel", but have you heard of "Bophades' nuts"?

Bophades -> bo-pha-des -> (Both-of-these) nuts
You remind me of bophades the ancient greek hero haha
"who's that bro?"
bophades nuts!