Broservative
A completely inconsistent frat guy that loves partying, sleeping around, and smoking shitty weed but will still vote for a party that wants to make all of those things illegal, because "muh guns" and 'murica. At least, that's all we've been able to decipher from their incoherent babble.

Says he supports "female empowerment" despite believing in traditional gender roles. Feels uncomfortable around gay people despite saying the word "homo" more than any homosexual.

Almost definitely listens to rap music, despite being not-at-all-subtly racist.

Probably blasts said rap music from a Ford F-150 that his dad bought him.
"Yo my friend with the Bassnectar tattoo is heading to a Bassnectar concert to drop acid and fuck around."

- "Didn't he vote Trump and proudly call himself conservative? That seems like awfully liberal behavior?"

"Yeah he's such a broservative."