mr. coolman
A hipster, scenester, rocker... You know the type. A mediocre part time art student who lives in a loft off his parents money.  Dresses like an idiot for the sole purpose to claim he's original.  9/10  wear some tacky ass shoes, top hat, and a sick mustache.
Bars in Williamsburg are pretty tight, except for the abundance of Mr. Coolmans.