Honor Meat
The length of a dick with both hands stacked up the shaft. What pokes out is honor meat. Its what you can be proud of.
Person 1: damn my girl loves my honor meat, I got a solid 3 inches of it.
Person 2: lucky, all I got is a mushroom top. Just the tip.
Person 1: I'm sure your gf doesn't mind
Person 2: she broke up with me actually
Person 1: why?
Person 2: she said I didn't have enough honor meat. :(