Briq
Pronounced: Brick

A laptop that is old (mostly Dell laptops), consisting of less than 3-hour battery life. Other specs include, but are not limited to 7+ lbs, 1+ inches thick, Windows 7 or less, CD drive, craphics, etc.
The briq is more valuable than anything in your house!

Respect your elders (Briq)

GERMAN:

Das Briq ist teuer