Oozumpti
An oozumpti is a slang word which means basically everything. The word itself means nothing, but it refers to everything that has ever happened on this world, and may be used as a censor for words. A good synonym for it would be /b/.
Guy: Man, that party was an oozumpti of a good time!

Girl: Stop trying to do that to me you oozumpti!

Robber: Give me the oozumpti!

Man admiring a girl: Look at that fine oozumpti!

Boy: I hope I do an oozumpti job on the quiz.