Dubsomnia
The inability to sleep due to a constant stream of VW related thoughts usually stemming from an addiction to the online Volkswagen community VWVortex. Dubsomnia is usually also associated with a decrease in the suffer's GPA.
6:00pm: "I gotta do my homework but first I'm gonna check out the 'tex real quick"
....hours pass....
11:00pm: "11pm, time to check the classifieds :-D"
2:00am: "Holy crap I'm tired, freakin' dubsomnia; hopefully the homework gnomes still have enough time to finish my 10 page essay for me."