iWaffle
1) when one realises that they often talk about subjects that are Irrelevant and not often interesting!

2) A waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!
1) JEREMY: 
If you share your can of coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ..... OMG 

BEN: 
what? 

JEREMY: 
i'm such an iWaffle ..... 
  
BEN: 
totally :| 
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2)  Gangster 1:
 do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles

Gangster 2:  
Fo shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!

Gangster 1: 
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked  them 
from tesco....they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.

gangster 2: 
I prefere bagles .... 

gangster 1: :|
       