Zuckterbate
When you see someone attractive at a party, but it is an inappropriate time to crank one out, you wait until you go home, look them up on facebook and zuckterbate.

A Mark Zuckerberg Production
"She was so hot, I couldn't help myself. I had to go straight home and zuckterbate. I didn't know her name so I went to the facebook event and found her friend who had said "maybe attending". Then I looked through all of her friends and found the Emily to my Mark."