Price
Means 2 persons:
His grandfather, a World War 2 fighter with thicker mustache and dick ticklers. Died during a commando raid upon a Nazi ship.
John Price, the modern day man with a dick tickler. Bullied Soap too much, that the latter made a journal out of his time.
Survived Chernobyl's radiation and too awesome, he was the sole survivor of the Task Force Shepherd created.
Drop the Soap, pay the Price.