Cricut widow
When you lose your significant other to a Cricut.

Signs your a cricut window:

Every cup and glass you own has a decal on it.
Inside of one of your cabinets has a conversion table for cooking measurements.
All your shirts are personalized.
Your underwear now also has vinyl decals on it.
Credit card has hundreds of dollars of charges for vinyl.
Some spot in you house looks like the inside of a beachfront t-shirt shop.
Deminsished sex time for increased cricut design time.
You have had a fight over buying a heated tshirt press.
Where has his wife been?

Oh, he's a Cricut widow now. Shes probably busy attaching vinyl decals to thier refrigerator.