Cedarburg
A small town in Wisconsin where everyone lives up their own ass. The conservative parents think too highly of their children so they don't know they're smoking weed and shooting up heroin by the creek. The few people who aren't drinking Starbucks or shooting heroin need to band together and play dungeons and dragons. Most boys play sports and girls cheer.
Girl: i love cedarburg!
Boi: yeah, the drugs!
Girl: no, i mean starbuuuucks. and the drugs, yeah.