coma
1) Frickin' cool to the max, or sweet. You can add sufixes to the end such as -able, -ing, -licious, and all that good stuff.

2) A state of deep, often prolonged unconsciousness, usually the result of injury, disease, or poison.
"Dude, that movie was for definentally coma!"
"That is the most comalicious rock I ever saw, for sure"
"Eh, yes sir, I was late because I was in a coma."