turd herder
A man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of turd into one designated area.  Although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo.  A turd herder is a modest man, but a confident man.  He can find your shit, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there.  Your shit is his bread and butter
Timmy the Turd Herder quit his old job at Safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else's shit.  