Fruit whore
someone who exploits fruit for personal gain or refers to body parts as fruit.
Person 1 says: 'My tits are as big as apricots!'
Person 2 says: 'gah! your such a fruit whore...'

Person 1 says: 'last night i fucked a watermelon'
Person 2 says: hahaha your such a naughty little fruit whore