Cincinnati Mascara
While banging a chick, you stick one of your thumbs up her ass and the other into your ass. You then pull both thumbs out and and surprise her by wiping them across her eyelids. Alternatively, you can do this to anyone if you are willing to stick both of your thumbs into your own ass and hitting them with it by surprise.
Frankson's stupid ass had me so riled up that I risked dissentary to slap him with some Cincinnati Mascara.