schmine
noun

A didactic word commonly used to replace the oh-so popular noun form of the word jank.  While it lacks the depth and versatility of jank, schmime is a perfect word to describe those who you have admiration for.  Schmine has a cult-like following that swear that it is better than jank.  However, they are clearly misinformed and lying.
No that purple tube sock doesn't quantify her as a schmine!  She is such a jank!
Yo schmine, if you don't pull over I'm gonna cap you.
You hear about that girl that invented schmine?  What a jank!
Only a true jank would get thirsty and have a beer, not a schmine.

