Cliff Lee
1. A complete and utter douchebag. Abandoned the Texas Rangers, and took a sh*t on the best team in baseball(Yankees) to be gay lovers with Roy Halladay. A discrace to all of baseball, and an example to other free agents on what NOT to do. "Took his talents to South Beach"
2. The new Lebron James
1. Cliff Lee has no penis. Nor does he deserve one, as he is a complete assfuck. Hopefully he gets anally raped in the world series next year by either the Rangers or the Yankees.
2. Cliff Lee=Lebron James

Phillies=Heat

Sorry, Lebron James.