Glansberg
Verb; the act of eating by yourself in a public setting; derived from the 2007 comedy Superbad in which Seth remarks to Evan, "So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?" Camera then pans to a lonely looking boy eating yogurt. Glansbergging is sadly commonplace on college campuses.
"You guys have class at noon?  Fuck, I'm gonna have to Glansberg it again."