turrican
moderator on the svencoop forums
maker of maps such as omg or secretcity
lord of the turriforums and shell
FOUR DAYS IN THE FUTURE I WAS ASKED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE ONE OF MY MAPS WAS DYING! I WENT AND FOUND OMG WAS ACTUALLY REALLY SHIT AND PEOPLE KEPT FUCKING STEALING IT, SO I DID THE ONLY HUMANE THING AND LIED ABOUT EVERY SINGLE THING THAT EVER SHOT FROM MY MOUTH

Sven viking had no comment today when asked ARE YOU GAY FOR TURRICAN? After questioning he answered only with 'how did you get this number??' which doesnt really explain anything

meanwhile turrican cut off his legs and froze them in the arctic tundra

i always keep a grand piano handy, and i was shocked the time that i was approached by a fifty foot palm tree asking me to kill his parents in exchange for some crack