Model M
One of the oldest, most durable, and loudest keyboards produced.  IBM started producing them back in the late 80s, as computer-centric clones of the keyboard of Selectric typewriters.  Capable of bludgeoning your average Windows-mushy-keyboard user and living to type for another 10 years.
"Aaah!  I got dumped out of CounterStrike because I hit the Windoze key!"
"You lamer.  Use a Model M!  I don't got no stinking windows keys."