Middle East
1.  The Middle East is where the U.S. is currently stuck.  If plans of bringing Democracy are to succeed, we need to stay there for a long time (we can't have an Emergency Dance Party).  This is why Bush was re-elected: he is a war-time president.

2.  The right side of the belly button.
1)  Man, I hate this Middle East crap, but if we leave we're never going to get respect 'cause we can't even freaking stay long enough to really instill democracy.

2)  Yeah, I wiped out on my skateboard and I've got this big bruise in my Middle East.