sockology
The study of giving sock or sock like properties to an object or person. Objects with these sock like properties are identified with the use of the word strum on the end of the word. (Derived from the superhero Leibstrom)
Lets do some sockology! 
- Hairstrum
- Spleenstrum
- You can see the genral idea,............................. sockology................retarded to say the least! But very useful in day to day life!
