cynic
An annoying arse helmet douchenozzle that lurks on forums to try bother normal people. Cynics love homosexual acts, especially flamers. They think they are always right even when everyone else tells them they are wrong. They are different to try to draw attention, even if it makes them look like a dick. They are miserable and hate themselves, which is why they deprive themselves of alcohol which would porbably make them happy.
Cynic was a total douche.