internetlessness
A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.

God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*
Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~