Wimberley
Small as fuck town in central texas. It’s ripoff Derry, Maine. Complete with the homophobes, racists, and 20 churches.

Flocking with tourists and Californians, the square is untouchable on weekends.

The only saving grace is Noah Ramirez’s mom and her massive titties.
Ugh, living in Wimberley is so hard, I just got called 6 slurs. I’m gonna go look at Noah Ramirez’s mom’s boobies to cheer myself up!