Twert
Originating from an idyllic area in the South West of England, Twerton, the term is used to describe a character who has a wardrobe consisting entirely of discounted sporting apparel and one ill-fitting suit from Burtons used for court appearances and regular family christenings (the result of cousins breeding like rabbits). Wears Lynx Africa but has an overpowering scent of stale Rich Tea biscuits. Thick as pig shit.
I see Dave was wearing his white Donnay socks with his suit for the big meeting, the fucking Twert.