total white girl
A super annoying materialistic bitch, who has a name more often that not somewhere from this list:
-Hannah
-Sarah
-Britney
-Whitney
-Stephanie
-Nikki
-Becky
-Nicole

Some total white name like that. Takes a liking to Instagram, leggings, Uggs, and Starbucks.Is most likely popular. Total fake ass bitch that at ALL COSTS MUST NOT BE TRUSTED! Do not ever become friends with a total white girl; She will dump your ass if she gets a better offer with no looking back. Sometimes, a total white girl isn't always white. There are some Hispanic, African American, and Asians that also slip through the cracks. Always remember that total white girl is not an appearance, it is a personality, and also a disease .If you manage to find a total white girl in the wild, stay as far away as possible. They are sick. We are not robots. We are not slaves. We are Banana Nation.
Sarah: OMG Becky did you see that post of me on Instagram at Starbucks when I was wearing my leggings and Uggs?

Becky: OMG I totally do.

Me: They are such total white girls.