fish bowl
When people LOOK at you like DAYUM!!  They're in complete amazement.  I don't know who these people are that posted the previous definitions, but they got it ALL WRONG...put your face behind a fishbowl and it looks like your eyes pop out of your head.  Hence, see me walkin' across water and I'm fish-bowlin' yaw!
I can fish bowl half the damn mall when I show up in these kicks, they'll go bananas!