Conspekt
Conspekt(noun): A person who exhibits all of the 8 elements of fucking rocking at everything.

The 8 elements:
Combat
Offensive communication
Not giving a shit
Seduction of the opposite sex
Physical appearance
Endurance
Knowing your enemies
Timing your actions perfectly
Guy 1:"Dude! I just fucked a chick I didn't care about after saving her from a group of ninjas and seducing her with my rock hard abs. I finished at the perfect time, so that's perfect timing and endurance. am I a conspekt or what?"
Guy 2:"No, because you're trying to hard so you obviously give a shit."