Absocootch
1. The spilling of absolut vodka in ones crotch area and thus having it soak your underpants.

2. The spilling of well vodka in ones crotch that you pretend is Absolut -- but are too intoxicated to tell the difference/care.

a. Victim of spill must have female genitalia.
Girl 1 is sitting with Boy 1. Girl one laughs at Boy 1's joke. Girl 1 has forgotten she set her shot in her lap. Girl 1's shot spills into her crotch, drenching her panties. Boy 1 laughs and yells, "Absocootch" in public area.