J
"J" verb; to play with ones' penis using anything such as ones' hand, a couch cushion, and or ones' feet in order to creat pleasure among the shaft of the penis; Synonyms: "wack off, jack off, masturbate, self hand job"; Antonyms: "pull the pants up without even touching the penis, not wacking off, not jacking off, not masturbating, not self-hand job" 

*Can be turned into past tense by making "J" into "J-ed" and to past/present progressive by making "J" into "J-ing", all other verb forms follow the same patern.*
When i get home today, im gunna J.
Your not cool unless you J.
See Spot run.... see Spot J.
Okay class listen up, J-ing is just a part of life, it's normal, as long as it's not done excessively. 