whiskey gay
A male homosexual typically known for a snobbish attitude when it comes to alcohol selection -- he generally prefers whiskey from the top shelf and never drinks it with Coke.  

Also, he is commonly found drinking alone on his couch while beating off to DVRd Jeopardy episodes from last week.  And is eternally single.
Some douche whiskey gay knocked my drink out of my hand after he found out I was sipping on a Jack & Coke.