Filthy Pirate
Performing rough drunken anal sex with your partner's g-string or bloomers on your head, with a portion of material covering one eye.  Filthy Pirate is often accompanied by a exuberant grunting "ARrrgh!" when you climax.  The Filthy Pirate + is achieved by attempting the maneuver with your pet parrot.  Extra points are awarded for completing this act on a boat, even more if at sea.  Additional bonus points gained if bird talks during act, walks on partner, or eliminates on either party.
You could always count on ol' Jimmy to find a willing victim at the annual Columbus Day Festival, to embark on a filthy pirate with. It was a banner year when he brought along Arthur, his African Grey, to add to the "yarring" good fun.  "Thar she blows, thar she blows... Squalk!  Squalk!"