arsh merkins
arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there's eye-talian merkins, and there's meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins... all part o' what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.
"yep, his fambly is arsh merkins 'n' rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins 'n' berzillion merkins, so it's gonna be one helluva crazy weddin ... i speck they'll be partyin fer a week, easy."