new hampshire
1)where its 90 degrees in the day and 10 degrees at night
2)where you measure distance in time
3)you can drive for hours and see nothing but trees
4)when your bored you go skiing
5)where its normal to get snow in april
8)Where you can get fireworks,booze,and grocries all at your corner store
9)where public schools suck
10)where our number 1 export is maple syrup
11)we hate massholes
12)in a town of 25,000 there are 89 black people
13)where everyone thinks they're black
hey lets go to new hampshire,
no fuck that 