Ike
1: That blue haired guy with the sword.

2: The overpowered badass on SSBB who CRACKS everyone in practically one hit.

3: The guy you always see flirting and hitting on Zelda(s) in basic brawl matchs.

4: The manly version of Marth.

5: The character who when he gets the smash ball, ditches it and just uses A-forward instead.

6: The replacement for Ganondorf, who now has trouble moving because he's put on so much weight since Melee and can't find where he put that sword unless he does his fighter's stance.

7: Nearly the sole redeeming value for Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
It should be noted that: Ike > Tier list

Screw you Metaknight! Screw you!