Dreck
A farquaad like member, but irritates the pungent lord 20% more than a normal farquaad. The word dreck has no relation to brown scented onions or a dirty swamps
'Shrek is dreck' said the farquaad upperclassman

He was then annihilated from behind and his head dismembered from his entire 'Dreck' body

An older dreck student watched in fear and at the same time soiled himself