Chocolate Mousse
The character 'Chocolate Mousse' was a sensitive yet mucho black French mercenary in the 80's comedy film "Top Secret".  Chocolate Mousse was often seen smoking a cigar and carrying large, inappropriate  ordinance around in the film such as an 18th century ship cannon or a large oversized machine gun.  In the 21st Century, Chocolate Mousse has become a cliche on internet websites such as fark and many people photoshop the character into stills from other films where he doesn't belong.
Brian was a tosser but he thought he was Chocolate Mousse around the ladies.