Zavier
Zavier is the type of guy that would leave you in the woods, alone to be murdered. He's all around a fun guy to hang around with and will let you smoke weed in his garage, but he's secretly a psychopath and will sneak into our house at 3am to kill you in your sleep, don't anger him or he when your hanging out with him or will hit you with a belt. He's awkward at relationships and will keep 6 feet apart from his girlfriend for 3 weeks, he's gotta save some room for Jesus. 10/10 don't let this man reproduce
Someone: he won’t be a good father, watch out he’s a Zavier