Thirstation
When you are thirsty and starving for water, the combination of those 2 words would be "thirstation" as in being super extremely thirsty.
Doe: I just ran 5 miles, and i'm dying of thirstation ! !

Clo: ummmm, you can't run 5 blocks you ass clown ! ! and

thirstation isn't a word ! !

Doe: Ok, so I didn't run 5 miles, but it felt like 5 miles ! and thirstation is a word ! ! I learned it in like 5th grade Bitch ! !