AIDS value
1. This term is used when someone has a bad face.
2. It is also used when someone, preferably female, tells a very bad joke indeed.

Antonym: face value
- 'You have AIDS value mate.'
- 'Of course, I am most certainly not Phil Collins.'

- 'That's a very bad joke. I hate jokes about parchment and Phil Collins.'
- 'Indeed, wouldn't you agree that it has incredible AIDS value?'
- 'Of course.'