akirr
Noun:
1.  Of our relating to the penis.
2.  Omnipotent demigod of mortals.
3.  Keeper of the Octagon.
4.  The most suave man you know.
Verb:
1.  Massive amounts of sex with supermodels:
2.  Taking a shit in your pants.
3.  Brief memory lapses caused by drugs.
4.  To receive a high dosage of novacaine in your face.
Adjective:
1.  Relating to Penis Size.
2.  Relating to Penis Girth.
3.  Relating to the insertion of the penis.
4.  Used to help describe any situation.
"I akirred that girl good."

"So I was shooting hoops with my penis friends, then BAM penis dunk.  Yeah penis."