Fake D
The first in a long line of "Fakes." Not "fake" due to personality or attitude persay, merely "fake" because he was the second JD to join a group of friends. May have a fondness for television, leather loveseats, anime, wine, and other hipsters.

"I love Fake D, but he is melting into the couch again!"
"I would like to introduce you guys to my friends Joe and Fake Joe"