kansas
Hey, it could be worse. I live in northeast kansas, so we're pretty much missouri. Contrary to popular belief, the state is not entirely hicks! I mean, Overland Park (where I live) is considered to be the Orange County of KS. The only true hicks, are those in small towns off the highway and central kansas. So, all in all, hey, we could be Montana! Plus, the Jayhawks rock.
Person A: Yo, where you from?
Person B: Kansas!
Person A: Ugh that sucks yo.
Person B: *Breaks Person A's nose*