Limbaugh
America's Anchorman, Rush Limbaugh, also known as:  America's Truth Detector; the Doctor of Democracy; the Man who Runs America; the All-Knowing, All-Sensing, All-Everything Maha Rushie and an all-around good guy.
Say, you know its funny how the libs complain so much about Bush's speech when they just elected a guy that regularly stutters. Limbaugh put together a montage on his show today contrasting the two fouling up their speeches.