Tamlin
A very funny individual, specialising in puns. Great physique, especially the Gluteus Maximus. He always has the ability to make you feel better & to put things into perspective. He is also an exceptionally good cook, always insisting you get your daily requirement of vegetables. Widely regarded as the perfect male specimen.
Girl 1 - "He knows all the best jokes & he made me a really good roast, but it was his buns I was really interested in."
Girl 2 - "Sounds like you've snagged yourself a Tamlin."