Patrick
A common name for a male child. The etymology of the name reveals that the name means noble. And in the case of Patricks everywhere, they are quite noble indeed. A Patrick's personality can only be described as charming, outgoing, infectious, hilarious, daring, exciting, brilliant, and very unique. Patricks, whether young or old, always tend to attract the attention of the public with their gorgeous looks. The only quality that a Patrick lacks is self-control--especially when it comes to the drink. Patricks are known for their love of drink, no matter what it is.. as long as it has alcohol, which is why every Patrick's favorite holiday is St. Patrick's Day of course.
Person: Are you going to the St. Patrick's Day parade this year? 
Patrick: You kidding me? Of course I am; however, would ya be kind enough to drive me for I fear I'm going to lose my motor skills around nine in the mornin' if ya know what I mean.