Bratt
A combination of names like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Brandon and Matt are delusional beta cucks who circle jerk the Republican party with minimal awareness of the real world.
Alpha 1: "Bratt is at it again. They actually think they know what they're talking about"

Alpha 2: "Man just let them talk. Do you think they know how fucking retarded they sound?"

Alpha 1: "I don't think so. I really think they believe this shit."