RA
A Residence Advisor, Residence Assistant. Someone who is under-paid to put up with the all of the bull shit that higher ups in the University won't. Typically they are seen as authority figures assigned to different floors of a college dorm or residence hall. They are expected to enforce university policy, provide a safe, community-like atmosphere, and plan corny community building programs that even they resent attending. Most notably, they deal with alcohol violations, over flowing toilets at 1 in the morning,and alcohol induced accidents (vomiting, fighting, and what not). 
RA#1: Is there frat party tonight?
RA#2: I think so...
RA#1: Fuck my life....I hope the boys don't try to drunkenly shit in the urinals again like last weekend.

I could teach a class on how to sneak in alcohol...but that would be inappropriate 'cause I'm an RA.

RAs...we know drama. 