Balboni
When you are just having an average day and that one guy (or gal) comes by and everything goes left....like....wake up in the morning missing your left sock, lipstick on your ear, and a stranger's parakeet in your bathroom type left.
"Dude.... I was planning on having a quiet night in, reading a book and then Kyle came over with some Four Loko and we totally got Balboni'd!!"