Wilburtanaryism
A religion in which you believe Wilburt, the Holy Macaroni Noodle, is awesomer than sliced bread. This religion includes the belief that you have to have bacon at least once every week and the belief that wearing a hat is important but you HAVE to wear them for an hour on Thursday.
Person1: I believe in jesus.
Person 2: I am Atheist.
Person 3: My belief is Wilburtanaryism