Chloe
Chloe is a girl with a bubbly and fun-loving personality, she's intelligent and loyal to her friends. When surprised, stressed or confused she makes strange noises, often resembling a raucous bird. On any given day Chloe will welcome a beverage from you, preferably of the alcoholic variety, and can provide excellent accompanying conversation to keep you entertained. Chloe is also the main worldwide consumer of tea bags and biscuits, without doubt.
"Everywhere has run out of biscuits!"
"Yes, that'll be Chloe's doing that will."