Finger
While many of these other definitions about the art of fingering are true, the rich history of fingering is often not included. The origins of this non-coital sex act are in Versailes, France in the late 1600s. Invented from a man who was way ahead of his time by the name of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer who reportedly fingered upwards of 3,000 women during his fingering rampage known as the “Reign of Fransisco’s Fingers.” Fransisco is widely recognized as the first and greatest fingerer of all time, and his lasting legacy is obviously still seen today. So next time you find your fingers in your girlfriend’s vagina, make sure you thank Fransisco!
Fransisco: I invented the art of fingering