Bailey
1. A social outcast. usually a girl who has incompetent communication skills with peers and frequently attempts miserably to imput a joke or story to amend her social status but instead lowers them.

2. A passing stage a male may go through where he displays the same qualities and behaviours a female may go through during menstration

3. The left nut of a hippo covered in pubes
1.
Girl1: oh my gosh look at that loner

Girl2: yeah she's such a bailey

2.
Guy1: Calm down! It's alright

Guy2: don't worry about him, he's having a bailey

3.

Oh fuck look under that hippo! that's a big muthafuqen bailey ain't it!