Nicoism
Pronouced: Nico-(ism) Neee-co-IZM

Noun: Compulsive nature involving habits of disappearance and untruthfullness.

Verb: To lie your ass off to impress dudes on crotch rockets and get fat chicks.

origin of word: michigan, well actually phillipines.
Guy 1: That MoFo didn't show up again, talkin about using glass cleaner on tires, while tryin to hit on fat chicks.

Guy 2: Homie that is straight nicoism

when u dont put money on da tab: nicoism

when u post pics of fat chicks on bikes on fb: nicoism

when chicks have to bend down a bit to take a picture with u: nicoism