Gogging
The art form of placing a pair of goggles (preferably world war 2 fighter pilot style) onto your girlfriends/wifes head before jizzing into both eye cups equally.
Subsequently then pulling back the goggles to a distance of approximately 14-16inches, maintaining a strong grip using your thumb and index finger clasped tightly at the bridge of the goggles whilst tilted at a slight angle as not to loose any of the precious cargo until releasing them into her face.
The result, a mini catapult of seamen direct into the eyes of your loved one.
me and my wife had a brilliant gogging session last night