Penetanguishene
A place that's filled with drunk teens and people from waypoint. Population: nobody. If you wanna get drunk with some wannabe gangster but total redneck motherfockers. Go to Penetang. The girls are psychotic don't even try.
Guy 1. "Yo I met this skank named Sara b in penetanguishene and she let me do Coke off her ass!"
Guy 2. "What is Penetangyshinng?"

Guy 1. "No clue dude some weird hick town near Barrie."