Fred Syndrome
Fred Syndrome is a disease that affects a person, typically causing sickness and nausea. It is caused when a person eats food from the floor or other insanitary sources. Fred Syndrome originates from late 2017, when Fred ate a large amount of leftover food from a school playground, and was not seen in school until the following week. It is not thought to be contagious, however there is no known cure. Fred Syndrome can be prevented by not being a fucking wrongun and eating half eaten food from a disease ridden minging school.
Don't eat that food from the floor, you'll catch Fred Syndrome