Yochith
Yochith a glorious man. He likes to make his papa very proud. However, he wants more out of life. All he wants to do is lay in his bed and consume endless amounts of digital media. When he does this his papa is not very happy, and this results in a lot of shouting. This, in turn, makes yochith very depressed and he turns to his good old friend marijuana.
Papa: Yochith!! What I pay you for to go to school! Do not disappoint me like this.

Yochith: Papaaaaaaaa!!! I will do my very best.