South Oshawa
The official name (known colloquially as "Trashy Town) for the region in the south of the Ontario city of Oshawa. It is notable because it has the highest homeless rate in the world with 50% of the population being homeless! 49% of the population owns houses, because they sell drugs to to homeless ones, and 1% of the population is getting stabbed, right now. There is always 1% of the population of South Oshawa that is getting stabbed.
Gord: Hey broski, I need to take a trip down to South Oshawa you want to come with me?

Sam: Are you crazy? I'll stay home, try not to get stabbed.
Gord: Alright, I'll pick you up some cheap meth while I'm there.
Sam: Great!

*Sam kisses Gord passionately*