humpty cunt
Any female trying to do a mans job.  A female who pretends she can actually be a police officer or firefighter.  A woman earning a mans paycheck without really doing the job!
Get that HUMPTY CUNT out of the fire station and back home barefoot and cleaning house and pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, that HUMPTY CUNT is useless.

That lazyHUMPTY CUNT hasn't earned one paycheck yet!