SCCC
Suffolk County Community College (aka "The Ship of Fools").

Two campuses located in Suffolk County, Long Island, New York. One in Seldon and the other in Brentwood. 
Six-one-way-half-a-dozen-the-other. Both are colossal wastes of time and money. 
Junior college under an assumed name. 
High school with ash-trays.
One would be better-off either: A) Trying a little harder to get into a real college, or, B) Finding a well-paying blue collar job!


"I wasted two years in SCCC and all I got to show for it is an unpaid student loan and a case of the clap!"