brainiac
1: A British Television show that was bought by G4TV, which contains funny, stupid, and just plain unneeded science experiments.  It often involves the use of breasts.

2: Someone who's life is dedicated to accumulation of all the world's knowledge.

3: A big waste of -The Omega Master's time.
"Did you see Brainiac last night?  That chick was hot!!!"

"Ned is too freaking smart, a regular Brainiac."

"Why did I even bother to post up Brainiac?"-The Omega Master