Flork
can be used anytime, anyplace, as anything, in times of "oh my i forgot the word" or "id rather not swear cause im cool like that so ill use flork".  
Santa florked me over this year and gave me coal.

Can you buy me that bright green, pickle-shaped flork i saw in the window?

Id sooner flork Sleepy of the seven dwarfs than you.

I love it when you flork florkity flork flork.  remember that day when it was so flork?

