Sicamous
A town on the Shushwap in British Columbia often described as:
The kind of mistress that poops on your chest whilst you sleep and slips out the window into the night.
Dark, mysterious,
A bit gross and drug addled, yet,
Warm and welcoming.
I stopped for one drink in Sicamous on my way through. Woke up three days later covered in shit. Cops said whoever did this to me likely left through the window. I don't even have my Hepatitis vaccinations.