Sid
He has the skinniest schlong in the school but it makes up in length by a whopping 3.12 centimeters. He constantly makes excuses about tissue papers being coasters. He is mentally unstable and likes to kiss soccer balls. He do get hella bitches tho but like the crazy ones like moaning myrtle. On the contrary to the rumors, he does not like donkey cock.
"Yo have you seen sid?"
"No, he is sucking off Scott."