Rainbows
1) A symbol of happiness.

2) Something that comes after all types of rain, but not drizzle.

3) A sign that "God" is having gay sex.
1) "I'm so happy."
"Rainbows!"

2) "Why isn't there a rainbow?"
"Because it just drizzled--it didn't actually rain."
"Drizzle sucks.
"Yeah, tell me about it."

3) Ask Ben for more details