Farradox
A story or set of stories given to you by a drunk friend, with the implied knowledge that your friend is clearly full of shit and attempting to make himself/herself look larger than life. When one or more of these stories result in a blatant contradiction of scientific and/or anecdotal facts, a farradox results.
Mike was trying to explain drunk that he didn't really mean to flirt with that chick, but she was on his lap and he was nibbling on her ear. Clearly, this is just one big farradox.