Isaac
An Isaac is the perfect mix between a bear, wolf, and buffalo. The amount of love he can give is more than everyone in the worlds love put together. Just looking at his hair can cure aids, cancer, Ebola, and herpes. Brawny paper towels tried to use him on their product, but had to stop because the only way they could've kept up with the demand for their product was to kill every tree on earth on use them for paper towels. Legend has it that if you pluck one of Isaac's chest hairs and place it on top of a horses head it will turn into a unicorn. If you end up in a relationship with an Isaac just deal with the fact that he will always love you more than you love him. No burrito is too big for an Isaac to eat and he could eat roast beef sandwiches for every meal for the rest of his life
You're eating that roast beef like an Isaac.