Twilight
The worst book ever. The main charachter is a self insert Mary sue, and the love interests are the typical love triangle. Eventually she goes for the Gary stu and the pedowolf is left to fantasize creepily about theIr daughter. Don't read these books or else your brain cell count will be so low that you won't even be able to count to ten once you are done.
Tara: Did you finish reading those weird twilight books?
Dani: Duh... Pickles.
Paige: Yeah, the books killed her brain.
Tara: Not again!