Tanyetta
a large ferocious monster which its activities include selling pot on the weekend, making death threats she never carries out, and loud, excessive yelling that ruins the ears of the unsuspecting. It wanders in sewers, dumps, and school basements.
Justin: "Hey Tanyetta."

Tanyetta: "OUT OF THE WAY JUSTIN!!! CANT YOU SEE I'M BUSY SELLING MY CANDY FILLED WITH POT TO SCHOOL CHILDREN!!!!"