SGA
- Does your life revolve around the sport you play?

- Are you obsessed with your looks?

- Are you a strict conformist?

- Do you model your life after those portrayed on MTV shows?

- Are you extremely cliquey?

- Are you promiscuous?

- Are you a homophobe?

- Do you possess a superiority complex?

- Are you willfully ignorant?

- Are you a proud alcoholic?

If you've answered 'yes' to four or more of the questions above, then SGA is the place for you! Sign up now and enjoy a 90-minute free period every other day and get easy 'leadership' credit for governing and accomplishing nothing!
Typical SGA student's schedule:

Monday-Friday: attend school solely to engage in stupidity with fellow SGA buddies, attend football/baseball practice.

Saturday-Sunday: attend parties to get intoxicated and engage in promiscuous sex.