Wank Flannel
(noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.

2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.

Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.
1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."

2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."

3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."

4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."