Boston Lonely
Bos·ton Lone·ly n. - An overly idealistic, formulaic, and by-the-books band that is futilely trying to get signed while having three overly zealous members, a horrendous lead singer, and an array of poorly constructed songs. They are currently on "tour" and are expected to disband within two years. All members are also hopelessly delusional.  This is the kind of trash that ruins our Berklee School of Music. 
"Boston Lonely" is an appropriate name, for members of said band will be lonely for a great amount of time.