flag fucker
A puerto rican that is too proud of his fake heritage and will prefer to have sex with the puerto rican flag then a human 
ex.. Naked woman 
Pedro im redy for you and i got some lube for you to do any thing you want to me honey

Pedro sory honey the parade was this morning i saw a big flag and got a hard on you know one thing led to another and i blew my load sorry honey maybey next time 

Naked Woman fuck you why are you such a flag fucker i can get better action from my dildo and your sister im leaving 

EX in which this could happen J.lo's and Marc anthonys marige 