bak3r
bak3r (pronounced bake - er) is a sexually transmitted disease caused by the herpes simplex viruses type 1 or type 2. 

When signs of bak3r occur, they typically appear as one or more blisters on or around the genitals or rectum. 

It is rumored that the first outbreak of bak3r was located somewhere in the Tampa Bay area of Florida.
Kevin: "You wanna go to the strip club with us?"
Jeff: "Nah man that place is full of bak3rs"

*Remember, condoms help keep nasty STDs like chlamydia, syphilis, AIDS, bak3r and gonorrhea where they belong. Always use protection*