floral park
Come on now all you cool Floral Park Village rats, stop spending your time in computer class in what you call a high school and recognize how lucky you are to have the coolest band of crime fighters in America saving your asses from the animals in South Flo Po and Elmont on a daily basis.  It is only because of these modern-day Marvel heroes that you can even walk the streets at night without having your iPods and expensive mommy-bought cellphones grabbed from your manicured (even you boys) fingers by your neighbors from the south!  Flo PoLICE are the men!
Floral Park cops are the best in the world!