Narek
He has the biggest balls ever. He kicks everybodys ass and t bags everybody, boys and girls. He has a king kong dick, with pubes sprinkled all over it. He is the best guy around that has a real penis. He bangs chicks daily and he gets bjs everyday, but only from hot chicks. He is an amazing dancer and the best slow dancer there is.
Bill Nye "Did you hear Narek last night?"
Mario "Yea, I heard him pounding that pussy last night!"
Bill Nye "Well that's Narek for you!"