Mr. Etc
A character on NASCAR Racing 2003 Season who sucks at every track except Daytona and Talladega, which are drafting tracks, but if he is not damaged, will end up usually winning the whole fucking race.

This character is also able to land all the women, and is known to say "SUP GUYZ, FRIED CHICKEN!"
Mr. Etc just $5000 and a spinned your ass at Talladega, taking the lead 6 wide at Talladega, with Smith and Schoenhoser behind him, FOR ETC.