g-lover
someone who is impotent and get random erections at any time, searches for new girlfriends on msn and grinds on his best friend (MALE).
if you come on across mr G-lover, STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!! he might hit you with his hard on.
person 1: hello mr G-lover, how are you?

G-lover: VERY GOOD THANKS

Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR PANTS??

G-lover: oh its just my uncontrollable erectional disfuction.