Kris
A really nice, smart guy who is a BEAST at spanish and is just generally a genius. Kris is also pretty good looking but he isn't sexy; he's cute. He's also funny. Very funny. And he's also a genius. And nice. And a genius. And nice. But mostly just a genius who's nice and cute and and funny and awesome :)

Sometimes, he will tell girls that they have the common sense of a squirrel but since all girls think he's cute, they will just laugh because it's true and he's funny and a genius and cute and nice and he means it in a totally flirty and nice way.
dude: "I just got a 128 percent on my spanish quiz! Whatd you get on yours?"
girl: "an F :("
dude: "aww i'm sorry! but you are really cool even though you have the common sense of a squirrel!"
girl: "hehe wow you are such a kris! ;)"