Isle of Kumoniwannalaya
An island in the South Pacific where all the male inhabitants are in dire need of female companionship. Any female visiting this island is assured of being laid, no matter how vile or disgusting she may look. The inhabitants don't care about fupas, gunts, excessive body hair, duct cheese or any type of sexually transmitted disease.  A paradise for ugly and fugly women.  
Cathy couldn't get any guy to lay her, so she traveled to the Isle of Kumoniwannalaya and got more ass than a toilet seat.