snoot
A hybrid word.... a cross between the words sneeze and toot...., a sometimes embarassing mixture of two bodily functions....Typically the sneeze occurs first, but most of the time a fart is being held....at which point the sneeze causes the subject to lose his/her grip on the fart...embarassing for all involved....esp. the person who snoots....if it is audible...
J:  Ohhhh God....I gotta sneeze....ahhchewwww(braaaapppppp)
B: HAHAHAHAHA
J:  What?
B: Nothing
J:  What?
B: You just snooted....
