bijigity
The mental retardation that occurs simultaineously in women when infatuation with a guy sets in.  This often occurs in springtime heat when a girl falls head over a guy who seems rather reserved, calmish and unapproachable or does not express enough interest in her; a sometimes uncool sense of urgency while seeking a mans attention.  Bijigitiness can often be complicated by intense orgasm, in which case the man should move to chinatown and change his name to wong.
Whoa, that hot blonde chick got all bijigity over me down at the gym, I think I complicated it by forgetting who she was.  

You should have banged her dude!

Nah, if I gave her an O, I would have had to move to chinatown and change my name to wong.