Uranus
The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.
Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place

There are many rings around Uranus

If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half