equipmunk
1. Equipmunk; n. A very lucrative sex machine designed by Hollywoods back ally comedy writers. It can be used either by a male and or female during cotius.

2. Equipmunk; v. The act of tearing, ripping.
1. Kevin watch out the homeless man is about to use his equipmunk to gouge your...agh!

2. Damn Pete, Kevin totally got equipmunked by that guy last night! You should've seen it!