Cape Coral
A place where all younger people complain about how horrible it is but make no attempt to make it better.
Girl 1: I hate how boring it is here in Cape Coral.

Guy 1: Yeah, me too. I wish I was back in New York or Boston because thats where my parents are from so that means im from there.

Sensible Teenager: Why don't you two try and make it better by writing to your local government or signing a petition or doing something productive?

Guy and Girl 1: What?