Nut Salad
A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.
“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”