mooky chow
This is the dance that is similar to "the mooky cha", but the difference is that it is done while eating the bowl of greasy rice, not after.  The goal is also the same.  To see how much jumps it takes for your tits to hit the ground, and see if you can do it without drowning in your own lard filled sweat.  This dance is native to obese chinese people. 
choa choo, while eating a bowl of greasy rice and drinking some lard, does the mooky chow .After the third jump his tits hit the floor and fat drips out his nipples.