Ralph Fiennes
The sexiest human being to ever exist. Also an incredibly talented actor who is often cast as an antagonist. Notable movies he starred in include Schindler's List, The English Patient, The Reader, and the Harry Potter movies. He's British and his name is pronounced RAYF FINES, not Ralf Fee-en-ez. Did I mention he's SUPER sexy? He's the epitome of sex.
Why the hell hasn't Ralph Fiennes received an Oscar yet?
I WANT RALPH FIENNES IN MY BED STAT.