lemay
The most badass guy ever

The guy who tells you "no drinking in the computer lab" as he spills mountain dew all over his keyboard

The movie Man of Fire was based on his past life
Observers speculate he must have been to much of a threat to everyone in America for him to give up being a badass in another life

Because honestly who wants to be a teacher?
Not lemay, cause hes 100% badass
Student: No I'm like a straight B student!

Lemay: As opposed to a gay B student? 