GPS
GPS is an acronym for "Gay Pants Syndrome",   which is the phenomenon that occurs when someone wears baggy pants and shoes. If the bottom of the pant leg goes over the tongue of the shoe (way over), then you look "gay", and therefore have GPS. It is the duty of anyone aware of GPS to warn someone else if they have it, so they don't end up looking retarded. The only exception to this rule is if they're a huge fag and then you just make fun of them for being a fag, because no one likes fags. The only exceptions to this rule are when the person has either work boots or splash pants on (If they have both them they're a fag anyway).
Dude 1: Oh shit man, you got mad GPS right now
Dude 2: Thanks man, you saved me from looking like a fag
Dude 1: Oh look, here comes Gayness, don't tell him he has GPS, he's a fag
Dude 3: Hey guys
Dude 1/2: Your a faggle