Stano
A very interesting man who looks great in gym clothes. He enjoys a cup of Starbucks every single day and it lasts him all day. He is a very well educated man who is socially awkward. He's definitely an introvert. He's also really into History and probably teaches it at an AP level.
Person 1: "Hey did you see stano holding a cup of Starbucks today?"
Person 2:"Does Putin ride his horse shirtless?"
Person 1: "Im guessing that's a yes."
Person 2: "It's never gonna be a no."