The crazyluna
When a bitch sneezes on your balls and licks your face. Based on true events from my friends dog Luna.
Dude 1: That chick I hooked up with last night gave me the crazyluna!

Dude 2: what’s that?
Dude 1: when my girl sneezes on balls and licks my face.
Dude 2: were you fucking your dog or something?