Jollux
Noun - Slang phrase used in the late 18th century to describe a “fat person”.
Faggot: "Oh, he’s a bit of a jollux, ha?”

John: "Wtf, he can't hear you. Just call him fat ffs. tsk"

Faggot: "... calm down, John. Take a deeeeep breath"

John: "omg, stfu.... Jesus"