Trev
A middle aged bald man (and/or balding) of soild build, who's main attire consists of cargo-shorts, ankle or mid calf white socks with white runners, sunglasses, and a variety of Holden/ford collard polo shirts. Can also been seen in a hat.
"Mummy mummy! Why has that man been filming the ocean for the last 20 minutes?"

"Pay not attention to him love, he's just a humble Trev. Trev's are not to be feared."