EPL Dragon
A reference to how the English Premier League hoards the highlight footage from their games like a dragon greedily hoarding his gold in a cave. Much like the dragon of myth who can't use the gold himself to buy things, the EPL doesn't really help itself by fighting to keep the footage off youtube it just denies fans the joy of watching their highlights.
"I was trying to find a replay of that Wayne Rooney goal from last week but as usual I got smoked by the EPL dragon."
"That sucks."
"Ya."