Cloons
The lesser spotted black clown.

Everyone's seen a white clown, but have you ever seen a black one? Unlike clowns, 'Cloons' have straight rainbow colour hair as opposed to afro's. They are also not nice people. You should never approach one, let alone invite one to your kids party.

Not to be confused with Martin Clunes.
Those goddamn cloons have been eating my sesame cake again!