Easthampton
1.A medium sized town in western massachusetts. Middle class, post-industrial, with a sprinkling of art people and proto-yuppies. Easthampton is Northampton's white trash sister. Westhampton and Southampton are it's inbred hick cousins. It's considered improper for its younger residents to portray it in a positive light.

2.The Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Let's go to Easthampton and loiter around the 7-11 until the cops get pissed.