a goober
tall cute italian who likes to think that he is semi-fluent in spanish and, at times, uses it in a "ghetto" dialect. goobers are notorious for their need to be taken care of by their swipers. Many are known to be execssive movie "buffs" and are, suprisingly, romantics at heart.
Did that dude really just hit that tree?....yah, he's definitely a goober. I sure hope he has a swiper to take care of him!