Inverted Camel Spider
A sex position opposite of the typical camel spider. Consists of constructing a spider like web a few feet above your bed. Then have your mating partner upside down (face up ass down) and fuck the shit out of her. Then as you cum you must scream "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING".
Guy 1: "yo I mounted the hottest bitch last night"
Guy 2: "word! Which position?"
Guy1: "Inverted camel spider! It was fucking awesome!"