Lazarobitch
A young man from the area of London, Ontario. He patrols the streets late at night in hunt of young men who want to share in "a good time". His choices of music include Abba, Aqua, and the Village People. His regular daytime pastimes include masturbating vigorously to lemonparty, sitting on toilet plungers, and eating foreskins he collects from medical waste disposal containers near hospitals.
We caught the lazarobitch in the act.