URBANITIS
1. When living in the city or city life in general has taken its toll on an individual.

2. A grave sickness contracted from living in the midst of an urban city dwelling or lifestyle,

3. Often a breaking point when one goes insane and is overwhelmed with a feeling to leave everything behind and go 'Hippy Commando' out in the backwoods or the middle of nowhere.
I have a bad case of urbanitis ..i must escape to greener pastures ...

ooo yeah ... im goin to go postal on your City Slicker azz ... blame it on the Urbanitis.