townie
British term. People (though i prefer to refer to them as 'things' or 'it') also known as 'neds', 'rudeboys' and/or 'ruders', depending on where they are located in the country. You will usually find them 'hanging out'or 'chillin' in parks, town centres (as the name suggests), or huddled in little golf GTIs (small cars) with the speakers turned up loud enough for everyone to hear their 'blingin tunes' which predominantly consist of Blazin squad, So solid crew, and other so called 'music' performed by either black rappers (which most townies insist they are) or equally retarded townie type people. the only difference between the townies performing the music and the townies listening to the music is that the performers have a job that doesnt involve flipping burgers or spitting in boxes of onion rings. townies like their cars because it means they can hurl abuse at passers by without fear of getting beaten up, as most townies are cowards and only decide to fight people when they are with all their 'homies'. The people townies usually pick on are.. well, everyone else; townies are usually identified by a combination of thier style of clothing (if u can call it style) and their lary, rude and abusive attitude, however as the majority of people townies choose to yell at/beat up are generally nicer personality-wise, these people are categorized by townies into groups based soley on their items of clothing e.g goths, greebs, moshers, skaters, anyone who refuses to dress and act the way they do. Regardless of the amount of people townies choose to hate, they make little effort, or are incapable of, coming up with decent insults. Their random abusive yells usually consist of 'f*ing goth' 'f*ing greeb' or simply 'skater!!' or 'big trousers!' If you pass some townies in the street, be prepared for a laugh, they WILL yell something at u, thats all they ever do, don't bother letting it get to u.. take comfort in the knowledge that in 20 years they'll be living in the same town, except in their own council house buying large nappy supplies with dole money.
blazin squad are propa hectic man init! Can i get a rewind??