Golden Ape
When your giving a girl anal, and you piss in her ass. she then proceeds to take a shit on your chest. now its shit/piss on your chest and she rubs it all over so you look like an ape cause your brown and gold.
Person 1:....and i can do a Golden Ape.
Person 2: What a Golden Ape?
person 1: If you have to ask you cant afford it.