Meep
Meep; n.; verb; to meep: 1)A quick kiss on the lips; 2)A peck shared between friends or aqaintances in a manner such that no mutual affection need be shared.
To use Meep in a real-life situation, it would look something like this.
"I want to kiss someone..."
"Well I don't like you, but I'll kiss you."
"But aren't kisses supposed to be special?"
"Not if we Meep! A Meep will allow me to kiss you with no strings attatched!"
"BRILLIANT!"