Sweaty Patrice
The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.

Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"

"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"

"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."