Astrid Lindgren
Astrid Lindgren was a Swedish childrens-book-author who wrote for example: Karlsson on the Roof, Lionheart Brothers, The kidz in Bullerbyn, Pippi Longstocking, Madicken and maney more.

Some sources say that it was Astrid Lindgren who killed the Swedish politican Olof Palme. One of these sources are the Swedish band Tunnan & Moroten who have a very good song named Massmördaren Astrid (Astrid the Serial Killer).

Astrid Lindgren is dead

Astrid Lindgren enjoyed watching E! and listen to Black Metal

Everyone in Sweden (and in maney other countries) love Astrid Lindgren.
Example:

Person1: Have you read the Astrid Lindgren book The Kidz of Bullerbyn?

Person2: No, but I saw the movie and I think it should be called The Gay-Motherfuckers of Bullerbyn because that kidz was really fag.

Person3: I crapped my pants when watching Karlsson on the Roof. He was scary and totally rape.