Behold The Architect
A band with a shitty black singer, he can't cary a tune for shit.   "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!?!"
They are not going anywhere. They suck

edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn  HOW GAY IS THAT
Billy "Hey guys you want to go see Behold the Architect tonight?"
Tom  "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom  "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron  "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy  "no"
Billy  "Will they?"
Tom  "No"