sasquatch
One of many squatches, most commonly known to the layperson as "Big-Foot". The Sasquatch is a large ape-like being with a considerable amount of hair covering a decent amount of the body. Reproductive organs are known to be large. They are often mistaken for African-Americans; some actually believe the Sasquatch to be a distant relative of all African-Americans.

Can be found dining at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, with friends occasionally. Hates Jews for some unclear reason--possibly the stench.

Most Sasquai own 79' El Caminos and can been seen taking some leisure drives with Seasqaui. See Seasquatchfor more details on that type of squatch.

Sasquai are very compliable beings in that they will do jobs for the right price, even if it means to force younglings out of their own youth group/club. It has a profaning backround, and is angered easily. It feels no affection, but for the only thing it can ever love, the Seasquatch.
Captain: We're going to need some seasquonium to fight off this sasquatch.

Robert Smith Impersonator: Yes, back in Middle East, an angry tribe of sasquai bombed our base; fucked up my face. See this (motions to face) fuckin' leporacy. Fuck you.