Turd Slapped
The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.
Bob:  "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad.  This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow.  I think Andy Turd Slapped you"