zoltam
the act of watching dude wheres my car so much, that you change your name to zoltan. You'll live your whole life as zoltan until you watch dude where's my car again with subtitles and realize his name is really zoltam.
Matt: Hey Cash, guess what I did?
Cash: What did you do you flomper?
Matt: Call me Zoltan!!
Cash: It's really Zoltam.
Matt: dammmmmn.