Lloyd
A male who is unknowingly gay and/or is still in the closet, and hence dates or is openly attracted to women who are man-ish in apperance so as to throw off the gay vibes he puts out while simultaneously satisfying his attraction to men.
If Brandon wasn't such a Lloyd, he could dump that lumberjack-wanna-be girlfriend of his and I could introduce him to an attractive man who wears deoderant and he would be so much happier!