yomp
1. To yeet without causing a change in the location of the subject or object. Rarely used with a negative connotation, but to do so is permitted.

2. An affirmation. Similar in sound and meaning to "yep", but significantly more powerful.

3. To wholly devour with astonishing speed, similar to the way Kirby eats.

It is important to note that using more than one of these definitions in the same conversation is incredibly confusing.
1. "Oh, fuck, dude, I really yomped that test"

2. "Yomp, me too"

3. "Hey, let's meet up later, though. You can yomp a cheesecake; it'll cheer you up"