Sex Story
You actually thought I was going to post one, didn't you?

(n) An excuse used by Urban Dictionary virgins and/or perverts to write stories, in long, excruciating detail, about sex they never had.

(n) Something you're clearly addicted to reading.
(n) Something that hi redirected you.
Bob: "Don't you love reading a nice sex story on Urban Dictionary?"
Joe: "Pervert, they're fake."