Zoey
The wrong way to spell the name Zoe. Spelling it Z-O-E is much cooler.
I.M. Conversation:

Stupid Person: "Hey Zoey!"
Zoe: "It's actually Zoe."
Stupid Person: "Oh!"

Next Day on I.M.:

Zoe: "Hello."
Stupid Person: "Hey Zoey!!"
*Zoe Has Signed Out*