Epfl
A place of suffering where you went thinking you would have a great time just like in movies, but ended up wanting to kill yoself every day. Beautiful place tho. No chicks, clever people making you fell stopid and expensive stuff all around.
Unil dude: y u so sad all the time
Epfl dude: cuz i am in epfl

Hec dude: do you go out on Saturday?
Eplf dude: na got to study

Normal dude: so do you have a girl?
Epfl dude: wass dat?

Girl: hi
Epfl dude: *error*