bubbletea twat
I childish yet adult woman who orders bubbletea for lack of real discriminating taste upon visiting a tea shop.
"Look at that bubbletea twat with her affectedly earthy beaded necklaces, she's used the terms apropos, vis-a-vis, and nonsequitur in the last two sentences; though it's the preference for bubbletea over gyokoro that truly gives her ignorance away."