Boston
A really cool city in Massachusetts.

Correcting some common Boston misconceptions:

The Red Sox are awesome. Don't try to deny it.

The Patriots did not CHEAT their way to 3 Superbowl Titles. 

Not everybody has an accent. And the people who do don't all have the same accent. There are multiple Boston accents, and they all sound totally differnt.

You can not park your goddamn car in Harvard Yard! Stop asking!

It is REALLY annoying to constantly be quacked at by the Duck Tours... but if you actually go on one you secretly decide that they're kind of fun.

We do not go to Cheers. And nobody will know your name there- the theme song lies.

Milkshakes are NOT the same thing as frappes. Frappes have ice cream, milkshakes do not. for some reason people are really confused about this one.



The End.

Boston=Love. Go Sox. 



"I'm from Boston."

"Oh, do you go to Cheers all the time?!"

"Um... no."