drunglish
Trying your very best to speak english under heavy influence of alcohol.

Often seen and heard four minutes after closing time, by peapole trying to buy more beer.
"Ben wanted to hook up, but I couldn`t understand his drunglish enough to figure out where."

"Time to go. Jenny is beeing hit on by that guy who`s been talking drunglish the last hour."

"Ih lhluov hyouuh maeeen! Ltts hwtch sm ftballb! HJEEEHE!"