James
Usually known for being an asshole. James are easily misunderstood. A James more than not, are sneaky and the best Heartbreakers with huge heart and an even bigger penis. A James loves to watch porn and is a freak, especially with a woman who is just as freaky. GREAT minds think alike. He is good with his hands. Jack of all trades master of none, loves to play with WOOD, AND skilled in his craft. Usually short," packed "some would say. James has dark hair and black eyes when angry, quiet but passionate on every level. A confused man unsure about what he wants until he is faced with losing something. If u ever get the chance to love a James, don't take him for granted. Don't be foolish and QUIT, don't throw everything away. He might go out, and stay all night, unfaithful most times, but a James will always be worth the fight. Regardless of what narrow minded bitches think. He is the one that got away, makes his exs cry night after night, because they have lost him forever..don't be a fool, when a James loves someone he has a strange way of showing how much sometimes, but for sure a James can never be replaced in the heart of the ONE who does, and always will love him, ETERNALLY. IF a James is ever lost, call for him...
Mother: " where is James?"

Wife: " oh I do not know let me call for him...".

"Peter??" " Are you listening? "
Mother: " BOB, ITS TIME TO COME

HOME ...PETER?? I know u hear your lady calling you!!"