Cuban cigar
1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of Fidel Castro.

2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap.  The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.
On a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of Joe, Mary often asks John to light up the fire place and treat her to a Cuban cigar for desert.