Carew
One who is awkward and cringing despite rating themselves as a social adonis. Regularly found using a fake laugh in public, pumping extra volume into it to ensure everybody knows they are in the room. Usually ends nights bashing the hammer, claiming to mates that they took someone home and did the deed until sunrise.
Person 1: 'Who invited that guy? He's such a Carew'
Person 2: 'Yeah what a cock'