Santa
The biggest perv in the world.
"He's gonna find out 
who's naughty or nice...

"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake...

Santa Claus is comin' 
Santa Claus is comin' 
Santa Claus is comin' 
To town."

"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus 
Underneath his beard so snowy white; 
Oh, what a laugh it would have been 
If Daddy had only seen 
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night."

"Who 'comes' around on a special night? 
Santa 'comes' around on a special night...

Who very soon will 'come' our way? 
Santa very soon will 'come' our way..."

"Here 'comes' Santa Claus! 
Here 'comes' Santa Claus! 
Right down Santa Claus Lane!...

Hang your stockings...
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight...

Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle, 
What a beautiful sight. 
Jump in bed, cover up your head, 
'Cause Santa Claus 'comes' tonight."