AGOBS
American God/Godess of Bull Shit. They are able to bull shit entire crowds in a single statement. They are the superheros of BS. Able to one up the one uppers. They might bartend, they might play rugby, they might hop in a truck. They are giants and if you don't watch yourself they will step on you. When they party they make the rockstars look like the groupies.
That Agobs has to be the craziest mofo around here.