alouani
A cosmic entity in north African folklore, capable of moving faster than light, has every colour of the rainbow, yet appears black. It is feared across the land as it makes those who come across it prone to lame humour and low wits. It lives in nature and represents it. It also has an affinity for physics.
A: I think alouani is onto us.
B: quick, go to the front and pretend you're laughing at his shitty jokes.