Systous
Systous - Cyst-Us
I highly evolved internet identity. Consisting of two melded terms

System: In general, anything that unifies more than one thing or organizes them. Eg: health care system, etc.)

and

Cyst: a spore like cell with a resistant, protective wall.)
A) I think I caught a computer virus
B) Why's that?
A) Systous told me
B) When?
A) Right before my computer caught fire