NFAAS
A Navy system that is supposed to track your current location and contact information, yet your LPO will have to either ask you in person or call you to ask if you’ve updated it because he can’t check for himself. Maintained by the finest sysadmins around.
Updating your NFAAS is a Liberty item for today. It’s down you say, because the Navy DDoS it every time it needs to be used? Looks like there’s some JPME training you can do while you wait, shipmate.