Sacky
A person with a disease that includes symptoms of dumb comments, fat face, drooling, and drooping tongue. Results in not attracting any women or surprisingly men either. Being a Sacky is not a good thing in fact, it could be hazardous to your health and ability to form relationships. Suicide is the only cure. Square on.
When Jon did the JRC he looked like a big Sacky.

Square on Sacky, square on.