John Walters
The United States "Drug Czar" since December 7, 2001.  He makes giant douche bags look cool.  Known for the most idiotic quotes in the history of the world part one.  Avid marijuana hater, calls marijuana growers, "violent criminal terrorists."  Fat white man with gray hair and generally looks like a republican's wet dream.  The kind of guy who would remind the teacher that she forgot to give a quiz today.    
John Walters: "These aren't Cheech and Chong plants"
John Walters:"People who farm now are not doing this for laughs, despite the fact Hollywood still thinks that. They're doing it to make a lot of money."
John Walters(assumed):"Reefer Madness is the most accurate and up to date film on the effects and aftermath of the consumption of marijuana and the smoking of marijuana cigarettes, reefers."  