Hashbrown
Hashbrown is a Very Retarded Specimen. He Has a Strange Walk Because of His Dyslexia And Lives Below The Poverty Line. He Has Autistic Moments Often And Searches For Food With His Finger Senses. He Also Has No Roof That he Often Complains About And Lives in a Box. (We Should Probably Set Up A Fund Raiser But He Doesn't Deserve It)
Me: "That Hashbrown over there is very retarded!"
Friend: "I know but he is funny though."