Thanos
The 45th President of the United States of America. He has a throbbing purple cock and his jawline can cut glass. Women love him because of his asschin and because he is inevitable. His hobbies are genocide, killing his daughter, and fishing. Some say he is the true father of Xxxtentacion which would make him Gekyume’s grandfather. He killed Tony Swag because Tony Swag took his infinity stones from him. He got upset because his infinity stones are actually penis enlargement pills. Overall though, Thanos is a really cool and fun guy and is always down to hang and get fucked up with the boys.
Black Widow: I don’t think we should kill Thanos
Avengers: Why not?
Black Widow: Because he gave me the best dicking down of my entire last night. His rod is longer than Hulk’s
Hulk: Well he’s stupid for being purple. Fuck that clown lookin ass.
*Thanos appears*
Thanos: What did you say Hulk?
Hulk: uhhhh nothing sorry dawg
*Thanos dickslaps Hulk in the face*
*Hulk dies*
*Thanos leaves to go fishing*