Glenville
A town near Schenectady that proves that the "old boy network" is alive and well.  Full of crooked politicians, theiving town employees, and someone who drives around all day as a BTK murderer copy-cat.  But hey, it's still better than Schenectady!!
officer:  "Sir are you aware the town code states your grass can be no higher than three inches, and your garbage cans cannot be in plain site except on garbage day?"

citizen: "Is this Glenville or Nazi Germany?"

officer: "THAT'S ENOUGH, ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE!!!!!  LIKE THESE HANDCUFFS BOY?!?!?!  THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH GLENVILLE POLICE!!!!!!"