Dev
A very long story usually boring and useless; teller of the story usually laughs hysterically and at the sky before telling what he believes to a funny part; the story never ends because the teller usually gets sidetracked by music or really anything or he does get to the end but that is worse because it leaves you thinking why the fuck did he just waste 20 minutes of my life telling me that stupid story
Wow did you hear that fucking dev Eric told the other day?

Yes I was contemplating suicide!!