Bantanimo Bay
Bantanimo Bay is like Guantanimo Bay but full of banta. It is owned by the religion Bantianity and contains several Bantathedrials.

There is a king who is also the god of Bantianity and also a prophet of said religion. Getting laid is easy here and it is open to all sorts of kinky shit.
Have you been held captive in Bantanimo Bay?