Glove Beard
When you place your hands together, your middle fingers go under your nose like a moustache, your index finders go up to your ears as if sideburns. Your thumbs then tuck under your jaw line, your little and ring finger then hang under your chin.
As if creating a beard persona.
''Whats with that guys beard?''
''It's called a Glove Beard !''
''Glove beard?''
''When you use your hand to create a beard''
''Gosh Golly? making you look instantly older?''
''Yes, or a rapist''