Dora The Explorer
A idiotic brat called Dora who is blind and deaf and nearly falls into a fucking volcano every episode. Dora is a fucking asshole and slob, and she always has to ride on EVERYTHING near her. She's a fat idiotic slob who eats shit and piss and dumps shit all over Swiper for no reason. The map and backpack are ANNOYING AS FUCK. Boots is a fucking homosexual monkey who makes gay sounds whenever he is happy, and always has to ride on DORA, or some unicorn. He is the biggest FUCKING ASSHOLE I have EVER seen.
Dora the explorer is on

Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy