McFuck
An individual that truly has no soul. Often referred to as a zombie, squeaks like a little girl, complains continually, cries over frivolous activities, and frequently urinates the bed like a little girl afraid of the boogie man in her closet.

Often Referred to as the mythical character "Salad Fingers" because of this individuals insatiable liking of rusty spoons and collecting hair and fecal matter.
You're such a McFuck! Stop licking all the damn rusty spoons!