Roof Crew
A group of individual's who have been handpicked by the Lord and Saviour Moksh Dhawan to become part of his elite group of absolute blessed people. These people, have a method of progression which allows them to become part of the crew. Through intensive screening process which takes change in human behaviour one can find themselves part of these holy individuals.

The progression of someone to become part of the crew starts from developing interest in art, turning it into rock/metal music, leading to the person questioning reality and then ending up as an emo or sad person.
SHITE 1: What are you filling out?

SHITE 2: I am filling out the Roof Crew form.

SHITE 3: I failed, because according to the lord; I am not depressed enough.

SHITE 1: I always wanted to be part of it, hope you get it mate.