Quail
1. An excited exclamation, as in joy or...excitement.
2. An agitated exclamation, as in anger or frustration.
3. A surprised exclamation, as in...a surprise.
4. A monetary unit.
5. A mad sexy bird. (literally, a bird. it looks kinda like a turkey.)

Quail is pronounced either in 2 syllables (kuh-WAIL!) or 3 (kuh-WAY-ul!)
1. QUAIL!! I won the lottery!
2. QUAIL!! God hates me!
3. HOLY QUAIL!! You surprised me! 
4. That'd be 10 quail, yo. Pay up.
5. HOLY QUAIL ITS A QUAIL!!! (no, its dick cheneys friend.)