Spurs Fan
1. Egotistical NBA megalomaniac
2. Never admits defeat - is a sore loser
3. Supports and admires dirty, unskilled players, such as Bruce Bowen
4. Likes teams made of players older than David Robinson’s mom

A: Why is that guy suck a jerk?
B: He's a Spurs fan.
A: Ohhhh, THAT explains it.