Folding Chair
A type of zombie. A mentally awake and aware zombie with the ability to choose not to eat brains. These are the smartest and most dangerous of all zombies since they easily fit in with the normal human population. Often confused with cannibal human beings. These zombies can turn on someone just like a happy and friendly rottweiler turns and bites a child for no reason. The term folding chair comes from the cheap, low weight-limit, outdoor folding chairs that provide a welcome and relaxing seat. At anytime (usually when you least expect it) they break dropping you on the floor unexpectedly, injuring or killing you.
The folding chair collapsed and turned on his friend ferociously gnawing into the side of his skull.