Perc Nowitzki
A nickname given to the most zooted person at the function, usually this person is covered in sweat and their eyes droop so low you'd think they suffer from down syndrome. You can do whatever you want to the nights Perc Nowitzki, they sure as hell won't remember it.
"OHHHHH SHIT Perc Nowitzki GRINDIN UP ON RANDOM GIRLS!"
"Damn bro he just did 3 keg stands, looks like we found the party's Perc Nowitzki!"
"Yo who was the Perc Nowitzki last night?"