Virgin Lord
A Virgin Lord is someone who leads a group of virgins against the unclean and unfit nonvirgins. They are part of the Virgin Order and help push the goals of a Darth Virgin the leader of 12 Virgin Lords in his court. They are the backbone of the Virgin Order and live and breath the idea of being a virgin. They can punish members of the Virgin Order if they believe that they are committing nonvirgin behaviour. This included the injection of barbeque sauce into their veins. Virgin Lords are almost the epidemy of virgins. Requirements include being male, a virgin, and unfuckable.
Rick: "Have you saw our Virgin Lord lately, I can't find him?"
John: "Yes, our Virgin Lord is at his house meeting with the other Virgin Lords"