Lambrini
lambrini is a cheap wine that chavs and chavettes hang around outside hop doorways for us innocent victims er i mean shoppers to go in and buy it for them lambrella is 99p a litre nad lambrini is £1.49 a litre it tastes like cat piss and is no nicer when you throw it back up.
"ger us a ltr of me missies fave innit!" 
female: "i it is like then we can av fun innit jezza."