scumdaddy
ScumDaddy is the aftermath of cleaning the bottoms of your pot & pans with ScrubDaddy. Unknowing your new bright yellow ScrubDaddy will turn into ScumDaddy from all the greasy grimey debris.
Liza gave her father a parkage of ScrubDaddy for his Birthday. After John used his new ScrubDaddy to clean the wretched bottom of his favorite frying pan. He noticed that the bright yellow sponge was now dark brown and greasy..
John turned to Liza and said " YOU SHOULD CALL IT SCUMDADDY"