Adam McCloud
... This man is said to be legend of sorts in the deep South. Born January 4th, 1985. He was born human but slowly became more than a mortal. By age 17 he had invented the art of Cocksmithing. Cocksmith involves true skill of phallic nature. Only he knows how to become a true cocksmith. To this day many have tried, but have failed to become a cocksmith. Adam McCloud embodies what it means to have all women at his mercy.
Man, that guy has laid so many women, he is a modern-day Adam McCloud