Ashley
1. Another name for acetylsalicylic acid; good for headaches.
2. A girl who all the boys like.
3. Someone who likes the letter E.
4. A term for a superhero called SuperBitch who yells at jerks when they need it.

Boy 1: Do you see Ashley anywhere? She's so pretty!
Boy 2: No! But I really need her, I've got such a headache!
Boy 3: Wait, is that the Super Bitch sign?