dangoflegin
adjective:
the words that is shouted when ones beard is on fire.
from the root flegin meaning OMG thats a big flame
and dango meaning i shouldnt have put that lighter so close to my beard

Grandpa Joe: DANGOFLEGIN!!!!

Billy Frank: what??!!

Grandpa Joe: MY BEARD IS ON FIRE!!!

Billy Frank: i see that Grandpa what do you want me to do about it?