mbongeni
A true African hunter born in raised on the African tundra. A Mbongeni uses natural African talent to play soccer on his free time. Mbongeni's are good enough at soccer to be recognized by the superior country of America. Once in America a Mnongeni uses his natural African talent to own the white kids.
White Kid 1: Holy mackerel that Mbongeni just owned me.

White Kid 2: Same