CAIS
Chinese American International School: a smallish, independent bilingual school in SF- specifically the hayes valley. Kids there are smart and rich.
Person 1: where do you go to school?
Person 2: CAIS...it's a blah blah blah (launches into explanation)
Person 1: so is everyone there chinese?
Person 2: no, only half of us.
Person 2: the other half of us are half asian or white people who decide to learn chinese.
Person 1: oh....cool.... so you speak chinese?
Person 2: yeah. (to self: duh)