Fritaly
Long long ago France and Italy used to be united as one. Their country was called Fritaly. They then fought over which food was better. Ratatouille or spaghetti. They started a war with each other called The Great Fritalian Entrée War. they continued to fight day and night hitting each other with baguettes as swords. They decided to split into two countries. France and Italy. To this day they still feud over whose dish is the best but keep it a secret from all other countries because they know that all Fritalian food will always be better than any other kind of food.
We used to live in Fritaly now we live in France. Are you team France or team Italy?