Joey
The best definition of a guy named Joey:
A Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice dude with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is incredibly lit. He loves Sosa and going str8 up. A Joey is cooler than a cooler and also cooler than other guys, such named Johannes or Johann. A Joey always knows how to be the best BRO. A Joey is a legendary dude. If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and a savage. If a young Joey don't trust you, he gon' shoot you.
I wish I had a Bro like a Joey