Sonah
The most brilliant, yet most painful and least likely to come true, ship of all time. This glorious ship has a girl with big hopes and dreams and an even bigger love for Jonah, who she likes to call her soulmate. Sadly, this girl confessed her love for him over email and regrets it with every ounce of her being, because, as far as she knows, he doesn't love her in return. And when she spotted him with another girl, she knew that it was over. Now all she wants is to make things right and to just be friends.
Sally: Holy crap, they're meant for each other!!!
Jesse: Yeah, but the worst part is it's never gonna happen...
Sally: *sigh* Yeah. They're one heck of a Sonah.