Chodo
a abnormal shaped dildo, usually in the form of a chode (a dick that is fatter than it is tall). Usually used by desperate ugly chicks who couldnt get ray charles to fuck them in the dark.
Eleanor: Hey cutie!! Ive got a surprise for you at my house! That is of course, if you got time!
Ray: Hell nah bitch! I ain't touchin yo stank ass pussy! Fuck off bitch!
Eleanor: *Sniffle* I guess i'll just have to use my chodo tonight. Again...