Iphone 3g
Possibly the most genius invention of all time next to sliced bread and the light bulb.
Guy 1: The Iphone 3g has internet access, wifi, ipod, GPS, and is easy to use as well as sleak and tasteful.  I love it.

Guy 2: WELL LOLZ MY PHONEZ BETTAR BCUZ IT DOESNT HAVE TEH BUGZ AND IT COSTZ LESS

Guy 1: I like how you back up your opinion with rumours and prices.  If you could afford one you would drop your current phone in seconds.

Guy 2: UR A FANBOI!! STFU!!