fuck tard
Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge. 

Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"

"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"

In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!" 

"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."