Maddox
A 30-something year-old man who relies on the internet and a 12-18 year old following of American teenagers, many of which enjoy urbandictionary.com, to get his ridiculous messages across. Although many of his views on politics and trivial issues such as ringtones are true to a certain extent, most of his arguments comprise of sexist remarks and/or substantial amounts of profanity, as opposed to logic. 
Did you read that update Maddox just posted?

Yea, it was funny as hell!!!111Lolz0r!!!!. I especially liked the part where he told the guy to fuck off. I didn't understand its implications, though.