Crank Frank
When a girl meets a guy who is considered a loser and is rejected by society but goes out with him anyways and discovers that is a actually the greatest guy and the 2nd best sex she ever had
"I so glad I ended up with a Crank Frank! He is the best sex I ever had, with the exception of Tom Brady"

"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"