Filthy Nigel
Involving necrophilia, the Filthy Nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any Thursday of the month). Then you take a shit in the lungs (hopefully they haven't decayed too much). After the lungs are filled with shit, the tubes are used as a sexual orifice, filling the lungs with semen in addition to shit.

If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!
"That Filthy Nigel made out of Sarah's mom was delicious! Better than any kind of Haggis I've ever tried."