YGLLOTE
Stands for You Gotta Live Life On The Edge, and it replaces YOLO and FISH (fuck it, shit happens). Its pronounced Why-gloat, which is fitting because people who dont know what it means will think you dont want to gloat, (questioning, why should I gloat about it?).
"why are you playing WiiSports without the strap!?"
"Dunno, YGLLOTE"
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*At the hairdressers*
"So what kind of style do you want?"
"Surprise me!" (you could end up with anything, THAT's YGLLOTEing!)
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When you're watching recorded tv and fast-forwarding through the adverts, fast-forward it on the fastest thing, and then press play and you have to watch from there
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Don't safely eject USB sticks, just RIP THEM OUT!