Narf
1. A substitute word, does not need to be for a curse word, can be used in any circumstance.

2. A word used to break the ice at a party.

3. A word your child might use in 4th grade.
1. So was narfing to the bar and I narfed a huge pair or knockers.

2. (Moment of silence)
Person 1: NARF!
Person 2: Oh, hey!

3. Haha Narf!!!