DevilDriver
Death metal does not have hardcore breakdowns and crappy screaming you tards!
DevilDriver rips off Pantera's - amongst others - style. Pantera are also not a death metal band, but were way more talented than these mongoloids.
"Oh, you just started listening to metal last year?"
"Yeah, I like totally am into heavy shit like Avenged Sevenfold and DevilDriver! Those guys fucking tear it up!!"
"Oh, so you are a fucking homo?"
"Yeah."