connor joseph mcbride
The absolute best person in world. He is extremely funny, smart, talented, and has a massive cock. Women want him and men want to be him. But make sure not fuck with him or he'll sleep with your mother and become your new daddy.
Example 1:
I just met Connor Joseph McBride!!! My life finally has some meaning!!

Example 2:
Jealous dumbass: "hey Connor! Your penis is small."

Connor: "thats not what your mother said. Now go to your room bitch!"