The Misses Nutritious America
The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn
Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.