Stiche
Manner of speaking in which an "anti-brusher" aka "tooth denier" aka "odor-achiever" aka "alt-reality purveyor" (these terms are used interchangeably) in an attempt to avoid directly answering a direct question, uses excessive idioms and cliches to communicate their version of truth.
Me: Steve, do you have my money?
Steve: I had to run in circles with the bank and they were going around their elbows to get to their assholes to give me mine. Let's circle back to it and I'll let you know.
Me: That is such a "stiche."