poblanovaginitis
When your man chops poblano peppers for dinner, then proceeds to tickle your clitand finger your pussy, leading to your girl parts feeling like it's being burned by a welder's torch. Can also occur if the pepper was ingested orally, and you're foreplay leads to cunnilingus
I was diagnosed with poblanovaginitis after he sucked on my clit right after we just finished eating a spicy Mexican dinner.