Haddad
(n.) One who lingers around college residence halls with the sole intention of learning residents' names so that he may facebook friend them because he has few friends in real life; a foul penis stench

(v.) To facebook friend someone within minutes after meeting them for the first time at a college residence hall
Neff really pulled a Haddad when he friended that lesbian he met at the study lounge and asked if she knew of anything going on later.