weakbody
I person who is possibly very straight edge, goes to bed at 9pm (complains about being tired at 9:01) and can't handle one hit of weed. They usually bitch and make excuses for everything the involves fun.
Strongbody: Bro, I just got invited to a mansion party on the beach
Weakbody: I don't think I can go, I am tired and just want to watch some netflix and maybe jack off
Strongbody: Suit yourself, YO JAKE , LETS GO MEET SOME CUTIES AND TAKE SOME BEERBONGS
Strongbody 2: Ok, I am down. You're driving
Strongbody: We Ubering you reckless fuck