IceSmegmaSock
IceSmegmaSock is a firm sock that is filled with rock hard smegma. This can be used in many ways including: a weapon, lollipop, wife-beater, and finally a quick snack to boost protein intake, adrenaline and a energy boost. It is an easy to make product that can be made at any time or place.
Tom Hanks: Where is your wife?
Gabe: I drove her away by continuously beating her with the new IceSmegmaSock