College of the Ozarks
A school created for the express purpose of convincing students that they are receiving a free education, when in fact they are paying for it with several hours of work a week, they're rights to be out late, and their freedom to look and dress how they please.
"Did you hear that The College of the Ozarks accepted megan as a student?"
"Well i guess we need to find a new friend, because the old megan is dead now."