southern fairy
A southern fairy is a term used by there counterparts, northern monkeys.  The term originates from the inability of southern Englishmen being unable to consume amounts of alcohol over 2 units at any one period.

Other attributes have since been found in the behaviour of southern folk.  Such as the inability to talk about their feelings with others and to make confrontation with people also polls also show that Southern fairies happen to be the rudest people living in the UK.
I'm sorry about my friend vomiting after two pints of lager, it's just because she is a southern fairy I'm afraid.