Dittorhea
The condition one generally has after eating and digesting a Ditto Pokemon when it is time to poop it out.
Jessie: James... you alright in there?
(poop noises)
James: My poop is pink Jessie! My ass is burning! Gahhh who told you eating a Ditto would give me it's powers? I have Dittorhea!
Jessie: James' butthole blasting off again...