Sophia
A name typically associated with a fat piece of garbage. She is also as ugly as she is stupid. The whole world should mourn for her husband, who God knows, has to put up with her incessant rambling. She is 53 and has managed to get so far out of shape that walking short distances has become a choir. What a pitiful human being.
Bro 1: Dude you're moving like a fucking Sophia right now.

Bro 2: What do you expect? I just Sophia'd a 20 course meal, and had to walk up to the line.

Random dude: I'm such a Sophia of a person.