School Lunch
The most ransid, unnatural food known to man.

Consists of Gravity defying Macaroni and Cheese and burgers made out of foreskin.

Served to children in schools around the country and sadly some people eat it.

Source of this food is most likely from the dumpster of an Aldi supermarket.
Student A: Did you see the school lunch for today?
Student B: Yeah it tasted like shit.
Lunch Lady: EAT THE SLOP CHILD