Cholulag
Medically referred to as Thisisnotrightonosis, is a physiological condition which results from alterations to the body's Bacchic rhythms; it is classified as one of the Dionysus rhythm disorders. Cholulag results from rapid long-distance travel moving away from Cholula, one of the top spots for the low-law abiding.

The condition of Cholulag may last several days, and a recovery rate of one day per hour spent there is a fair guideline.
-Man you look like crap.
-And i feel like crap too.
-Let me guess, you have Cholulag