UTA
The University of Texas at Arlington, located in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. Any university can be compared to this school if it satisfies all of the following criterion:

(1) Less than 10% of the professors are competent.

(2) The college of engineering is 95% Indian.

(3) There are only 10 people that live on campus.

(4) The total research spending of the institution matches that of the value of a Gordita from Taco Bell.

(5) The international students maintain a GPA of around 3.8 while the local students (hicks in this case) usually hover around a 2.3 GPA.
I go to *insert university name here*. It's another one of those UTA schools.