Claig
Claig!! Not quite man , not quite female. This rare specimen pops up to ruin the lives of others, by approving all the sinful pleasures young men in their 20's like to do.

In actual fact , Claig is the devil and no drug or occasion can have this man submit to defeat. He is though a fucking pussy amongst men.stick think and does more coke lines than any man on earth.
Shut the fuck up, Claig!!

Or
Cmon claig !! Time to get your act together.
Or
Hey Claig, where are the Dwelms my boi!!?