moist in the snack cake
When a sexy hipster appears at a party, or a delectable scene kid walks by.. this is the aftermath, of every hipster/scene girls vaginas.
"Hot bricks of Jesus, he makes me moist in the snack cake"

"Look at all these hipsters! mhmm im moist in the snack cake"

"I like the pole and the hole, and right now I'm as moist as a snack cake down there. So, why don't you come over to my crib after school, and I'll make your pinky aaaall stinky." - Strangers With Candy