filosofy
Discipline whose object is to define itself. By extension, a deliberate spelling mistake designed to dismiss the pertinence of such a discipline, usually undergone by people who fancy themselves smartasses.

DERIVATIVE- filosofer, he who practices filosofy.
Looking up the definition of 'dictionary' in the dictionary is kinda like filosofy, except it doesn't have the awesomeness of the ancient gay dialogues.

Nor am I going to listen to the word of a filosofer who tells me that people don't have intents, beliefs, desires, etc!