Asian Caboose
The Asian Caboose: When some asshole with a camera accidentally runs into the person in front of them, due to either,

(a)	the disorientation caused by taking 50 pictures of nothing; or

(b)	Being Asian.
kris: oooh! look at the bird *pauses to take pictures*

phil: bird? wha? *whack!*

kris: ouch!

= Asian caboose