geekinese
The language spoken by most geeks, computer salespeople and computer web site designers.  Usually illegible to the average person. Common geekinese words include RAM, mega, giga, or terra anything, and the overuse of acronyms like HTML, STFU, RTFM, and others
My mom tried to buy a new pc today, but she got confused by all the geekinese the saleman was blabbing, so she bought a toaster instead.