Snappytap
Something which is really lame, but at the same time very awesome. It is most offently added an 'uhhh', and not 'oh' which is used before Snap.
1.
Dude 1: I just peed in the water

Dude 2: eew disgusting! But at least it's a little hotter now!

Dude 1: Uhhh, Snappytap!

2.
Girl 1: omg, I just took a crap which gave me hemoroids..

Girl 2: Well at least you got to take a dump

Girl 1: Uhhh, snappytap!

3.
Dude: I just got aids for having sex with a prostitute..

Guy: Lame! but atleast you got laid!

Dude: Snappytap!