sexroll
1.  A vigorous sexual marathon traversing the distance and confines of the Hershey's chocolate factory.  Ummm, delicious!
2.  A tootsie roll wrapped in a used tampon or condom (not so delicious).  
Q: "How was your vacation?  Is that chocolate on your crotch?"
A: "That IS chocolate...my vacation was a total sexroll."  