Buttpussy
A mentally ill male's attempt to reconcile his male body with his pornsick delusions of womanhood. Great for self-loathing and desperate men with low standards, but not so much for national birthrates, human dignity, or the 42%.
Guy 1: "Hey, what was the deal with that ugly woman trying to guilt trip you into sex?"
Guy 2: "Look again, genius; that was a dude. He called his dingleberry forrest a buttpussy, then flipped out on me when I politely declined sex."
Guy 1: "Oh. And soon he'll have an axewound that smells like shit 24/7 and looks like a kindergartner's papier mache vagina he was forced to make for sex ed."
Guy 3: "Gee Bill! TWO buttpussies?"