Mitsubishi Eclipse
One of the biggest pieces of shit ever offered by the Mitsubishi Motor Company. It was assembled in Normal Illinois coming off the same line as the Eagle Talon from 1990 to 1999 and had zero actual Mitsubishi content being of all Chrysler heritage. Eclipses are preferred by chicks and queers. 
Look at that POS Mitsubishi Eclipse, man that guy seems like the kinda guy that would also drive a Ford Probe.