goulash
1)an ill-tasting food often served in cafeterias made by combining leftovers from other meals. One could tell their friends that they got alot of goulash at camp and the friends might think they meant pussy
1. SON: so dad how were you with the ladies when you were younger
DAD: yeah back when i was in college i got so much goulash let me tell you
SON:wow, you must have been a ladies man

2. Goulash again, thats the third time this week, and it smells like fish