Vegitarian
Someone who thinks that by eating only vegetables they are saving lives of living organisms. But what they dont realize is that plants ARE living organisms and by killing plants they are in fact killing lving organisms. Duh.
Me: you want some bacon?

Them: uhgh NO im vegitarian! i dont kill other organisms for my benefit!

Me: you dumbass us humans are HETEROTROPHIC which means that for us to live other organisms must die, whether they're plants or animals. god read a fucking biology textbook.