Harriet
Harriet is the most beautiful perfect person you will ever meet, she has gorgeous blue eyes that send any man into a trans. She is the sweetest most kind person you will ever meet and you seriously couldn’t live without her once you’re together. She will make you the happiest person alive and her love constantly radiates everywhere. Do not loose a harriet, you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Omg, are you with a harriet??
Yes
Dammmm, you are one lucky guy, treat her well