Lebanon, ME
Small town in southern Maine, right on the border of New Hampshire. No police station, no fancy lines on the roads or sidewalks, volunteer fire department. Excellent place to grow up and raise Hell.
+Where you from, Man?

=Lebanon.

+The country? God damn...

=Naw dude, Lebanon, Me.

+Awww sweet, you must like lobster huh?

=Fuck off.