smed-dawg
a 10th grade history teacher who ever since getting engaged has gotten...eeeevil.  she has on numerous occasions yelled at me/drew for random things that i cannot explain.
bobby boucher (from the Waterboy): smed-dawgs are only angry cause they gots all them teeth and no toothbrush
colonal sanders: wrrrrrong again bobby.  smed-dawgs are angry because of the medula engagata