Mmwtgs
You your friend is acting kinda gay but he's straight you can hit him up with a mmwtgs or (miss me with that gay shit) and give him an elbow toutch and the gayness is removed.
Person 1 "Oh shoot dude you toutched me."
Person 2 " my b"
Person 1 " mmwtgs"
(Elbow toutch is give to remove gayness.