Steve Harrington
(n.)
A teenager from Stranger Things who gives bad dating tips and a popular jock who turned into a doting mother of four.
He deserves someone better than Nancy, but he is too attached to his four kids and baseball bat with nails to date someone.
Steve Harrington's character development is a wonderful thing.
Steve should adopt Dustin.
Steve give me some of that Faberge.
Steve loves Dustin, Mike, Lucas, Max, Mike, and KFC more than Nancy.