Loose Butthole
(adj)- A very bad situation
(n)- A sloppy joe that looks like shit that went through a wood-chipper
(adj)
Teacher- Hi whats your name?
Childs mom- This is your son.
Teacher- Shit
(Mom leaves)
Teacher- Well this was a loose butthole...

(n)
Child- What the hell is this?
Lunch Lady- Sloppy Joe
Child- Eww
Child 2- Whats for lunch?
Child- Loose butthole...