Dirty Brandi
1. A Dirty Brandi is the act of becoming intoxicated by drinking in someone’s beauty.

2. When you see someone so beautiful all your juices start flowing and you can no longer think straight.

3. When you see someone so sexy that your thoughts become so twisted even the most innocent of thoughts become naughty/dirty.
1. Did you see Steve walk into a wall after seeing that girl? He totally had a Dirty Brandi moment!
2. “And further more if you multiply the co-sign by the derivative and (*notices woman*) der... umm. Always capitalize your soup...”. “Holy crap! The professor sure had a Dirty Brandi!”
3. “I was sitting in church and had a Dirty Brandi!” “Oh no! What happened?” “The preacher said we should forgive people, and all of a sudden I pictured some chic naked and imagined all the thugs she could forgive me for doing to her!”