Oven Mitt
1. A large mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.

2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.
1. Mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.

2. Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.