Centownish
Based on Centown, one of the biggest railway servers in the popular game Minecraft, centownish describes a railway line that has poor dwell time at stations (less than 10 seconds), high accelerations (higher than 4.3 kph/s for a heavy rail line), high fares for a medium distance (50$ for a 4km ride) and is unrealistic and roller coaster-like in general.
Yesterday, I rode this 2km line on Centown, it reached 300 km/h in 4 seconds and I got a $36 fare... So centownish.