SpiderJew
a man of jewish decent who is a straight up G with the all the powers of a powers of a jew and to climb the walls of kilcawley house at youngstown state university. he is a friend to all at ysu and is an original member of the 4th floor psych ward. he spins a web made of cash but, watch yourself he'll sue your ass look out here comes the spiderjew.
"oh shiznit, Shelby's drunk again we are going to need SpiderJew to save the day"

"that SpiderJew is so sexy i want his petite cak"