commulord
A term for an absolute AIDS RIDDEN car that has one sole purpose; to commute with as little hassle as possible, and to not actually give a shit about. it must be mechanically PEFECT and handle all the abuse given, but also totally undesirable and if possible hold no actual value. Only then can it have commulord status.
My fiat bravo 2.0, aka 'the big one'.  it simply refuses to die, and is currently contending for commulord supremacy.