veggie burger
cousin to the chili dog, the veggie burger is when you eat alot of greens and then you take a shit on a guys stomach,then you spread your buttcheeks and sit on it in a circular motion on his stomach you make a patty and then you sit on his face while he tosses your salad.
i found out my boyfriend was a vegetarian so i decided to surprise him for our anniversary with a veggie burger.