Martha's Vineyard
Martha's Vineyard is an island 4.5 miles south of Cape Cod. It is a place where all the rich people get high and drunk and have sex. Eventually the polar ice caps will melt and submerge the entire island of Martha's Vineyard and it will luckily be gone forever.
Dude I gotta get as much partying in on Martha's Vineyard with the loc rich people.