Ktulu
Ktulu is a master of Perudo, although he frequently forgets the finer points of the felatio round.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say to the population of the world that I deeply regret projectile vomiting in his car. I feel very bad about the incident, I behaved very badly and was so drunk I could not help him clean it up. Had I been sober, I would have gladly licked it clean!
"Ktulu, aces are NOT wild"