Batch
West Ireland variation of the word "bitch". Became prominent through Irish TV Show 'Hardy Bucks' and, as of yet can be used in circumstances where swear words would not be tolerated. Alternatives include nicknames, to get a girl's attention, swear word and used almost exclusively as a prelude to call your girlfriend and get her to make a sandwich.

Appropriate with use of a countryside Irish accent. If spoken any way otherwise, fines may be issued.
"Here, batch.....make me a sandwich"

"Batch, where have you been?!"

"You're some batch for not going to mass"

"Luis Suarez is the biggest batch known to man"