professional
A drink derived of two simple ingredients.  Mountain Dew slurpy, and everclear (a very strong liquer, usually need only 2 or 3 shots).  Mix together and you have yourself a professional.  It does the job like a professional the Mountain Dew slurppy masks this powerfull liquer and before you know it, your A-OK, good 2 go!
I want to get real fucked up tonight.  Im thinking about heading over to 7-11 picking up a dew slurppy and making myself a professional.  