Bernie
Created after a hippie music teacher who doesn't wear socks and drives a Mercedes. The term Bernie is to be used to call someone a person who has no rhythm or timing. In the recording sense the term should be used to explain one who uses 2 microphones to record numerous instruments. Also calling someone a Bernie by the way they sound: jibberish.
"look at the Bernie on the dance floor, kid can't even hit the beat" 
A: "yo im gonna record the band tonight, but I'm only gonna use 2 mics" 
B: "dude, you're such a fucking Bernie" "this music sounds like stupid jibberish, did Bernie do this?" 
"put on some socks... Bernie!"