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Larry Williams from St John Bosco high school and his father Big Larry. Here are a few things these guys said. 
"At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted to hear all my life. "My dad owns a liquor store."
"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"
He's such a drunk, the President of Budweiser Inc sends him a birthday card

He so drunk the whole bar greets him by name when he comes in