Chromyre
Literally the most inexplicably awesome person you'll ever meet. When you think you have them figured out, they surprise you again. They are one of the most loyal and valuable friends you'll ever have. They are always ready to make a joke, and loves teasing, but you can tell they like you. They're not afraid to get their hands dirty and put in the work necessary to achieve their ambitions. When times are rough, they are an anchor to keep you steady. If you ever meet a Chromyre, hold on to them and never let them go, because they'll make your life just that much better.
Chromyre is the best person that exists.