kinslapped
When someone kin-assigns you a fictional character (see 'otherkin/fictionkin') based on your own undeniable personality traits in a casual tone, but an extremely personal, painfully accurate way.
"Dude, what are you talking about? There's no way I'm a Komaeda kinnie."

"Really? You're socially awkward, you have no filter, and your bedhead defies gravity."

"But--"

"Yesterday you went on an hour long rant about hope."

"...Okay yeah, I see it now. You kinslapped me so hard."