ranacolon
1. Ranacolon (n): The state of the colon during the passage of feces.

2. Ranacolon (n): One who struggles with multiple things such as being cool, being a percussionist, and songs that include multiple instruments.

Synonyms: Stupid, funny, weird, abnormal, insane. Antonyms: Coordinated, normal, focused, serious, angry, ninja.
Misspellings: rayna colleen, ranacolleen, raynacolon, epicfailure, loser.
My sister is such a ranacolon.