Cracked Addict
Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.
Example 1

guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.

guy A leaves

example 2

Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.

Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.

Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict