Piff
Flatulence out of the tip of the penis.
The male equivalent to a female queff. AKA "phiff", piss fart
Oops, I thought it was going to come out of my butt but i just farted out of my penis, I PIFFED!

I was about to pee, but it was just gas...I PIFFED!

I just PIFFED in my draws but don't worry because this one doesn't smell.