DTC
Acronym for “Down To Churro”. Ready and willing to consume a deep-fried pastry whether it be firm, thin and short (Cinnamon Version) or soggy, long and thick (Oreo Version) from Taco Johns. A person is DTC when they succumb to the pressure of eating at Taco John’s even if it’s only for the Churro. Being DTC doesn’t necessarily dictate that one must eat any other food there. One must be careful when DTC as the act of de-gloving and consuming such a sweet, phallic-like, food will often subject the person to compromising photography. Said opportunities are often seized by colleagues, chuckle-heads, and trolls named “Darren” to create Photoshop gold and write songs titles applicable to the situation.
Shawn: “Has anyone listened to the new album by Churreo Speedwagon?”
Darren: “Nope. How is it?”
Shawn: “Full of smash hits such as:”
“Pour Some Churro’s On Me”
“Live and Let Churro”
“American Churro”
“You Churro’d Me All Night Long”
“Mo’ Churros, Mo’ Problems”
“Churro On, Churro On”

Darren: Sounds like a winner! What inspired the album?
Shawn: Someone must have been seriously DTC and got caught. Leads to all sorts of shenanigans.

Darren: No doubt. No doubt.