Tyranitar
Tyranitar is a Pokemon. He's also...

1) The pimpinest pimp that ever did pimp!

2) The electronic eptimome of goblin's fleesbracker's!

3) His name is Bob, his name is Bob, his name is Bob...!

4) Likes to watch Fat Abbot!

5) Is the cheese of the crops!

Tyranitar! YOU SO SEXYYYYYY!