Buyzide
A name so unique that it gets criticised and made fun of too often. Luckily this unfortunate trait is compensated by a remarkable willy size given to each individual, that it gets bestowed upon.
Woman 1: "My husband sucks in bed"
Woman 2: "Wow, really I have a Buyzide!"
woman 1: "Huh, no fair!"
Woman 2: "IK LOL get the fuq away from me, peasent"
woamn 2: *Leaves salty b*tch, woman 1, behind*