Chinkytypoism
a religion in which you are not allowed to press the shift key on computers. often have a special keyboard with a question mark button that you don't have to press the shift key to use. if you are not asian, you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint to become a chinkytypoist.
white guy: hey, dude, can i join the sacred religion of chinkytypoism?

chinkytypoist: yes

white guy: great!

chinkytypoist: but you must go to china and put on sacred yellow paint

white guy: damn...

chinkytypoist: well, maybe...

later that day...

chinkytypoist: well, i decided you can be a chinkytypoist...

white guy: yes!

chinkytypoist: ...janitor

white guy: screw you, bastard