Abercrombie
noun: store where guys with small penises, and girls with no brains work and shop

Every piece of maggot shit on earth shops here.  Honestly, whoever is willing to pay $75 for a pair of jeans might as well mail me the money, and I will spend it on a baseball bat or hockey stick to beat their skull in with.  I admit to owning some clothes from there, luckily the girlfriend who bought them for me has "disappeared."
Roommate: Let's go into Abercrombie.
Me: Fuck that.  I'll wait for you talk walk outta there bowlegged.
RM: What?
Me: Jesus you're stupid!