Greenstapo
The mass of support for the increasingly pervasive and rabidly human-hating "green" philosophy that 1) lauds small, useless "environmentally-friendly" activities that actually waste more resources than they save and only serve as self-flagellation for foolish guilt-ridden Americans and 2) demonizes anyone who opposes this hysteria.
The Greenstapo were revealed with terrifying clarity in Audi's completely unfunny Super Bowl 2010 "Green Police" commercial.