Esconghetto
Slang term for the city of Escondido, California.  The word is the result of a combination of the adjective "ghetto" with the formal name "Escondido", coined by white suburban kids whose private at-home lifestyles exceed the standards and venues of ther public areas in the city they reside.
Of course they don't sell designer jeans at our mall...we live in Esconghetto!