Negraph
A program or application created specifically for the purpose of determining whether or not one is allowed to say the word (the word in the blank from the song __ in Paris by Kanye West and Jay-Z). I have used this app, and you may have guessed that I won't be able to use it in this lifetime! Downloadable on iPhones, iPads, and developed by the hardworking and bright, creative minds of Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele, this unique application will be able to astonishingly report back to you on whether or not you can state this word after completing just a few background questions, including whether you are white or black.
White Man: I've got the Negraph on my phone and my ipad. My phone says I can't ever say it. My iPad? It says I can't ever say it- but BIGGER.

Black Man: "******!!!!" (Refer to ___ in Paris song blank for censored word)