centenary college
A small Methodist college in the heart of Hackettstown, New Jersey.  The food sucks, the students are culturally naïve, and most everyone goes home on weekends.  Professors are required to take attendance and fail anyone with more than four absences.  The credit system changes every semester to throw everyone off.  Parties start at 5 pm and get busted left and right by the crazy pigs before midnight.  Every guy is either very unattractive or taken.  The girls are bitches.  Applebees and Walmart are the only hangouts in the area.  Last but not least, there is one frat and one sorority – the frat is for black guys and the sorority is for fat chicks.
I go to Centenary College.
OH!  THAT SUCKS!  I go to Rutgers!