mothercino
Mothers who hang around cafes all day with their kids.

Usually at the cafes of public libraries or art galleries, they gossip with their friends while their children run around being loud, and their husbands run around elsewhere being rich.
(1) Damn, dude, that mothercino's a milf, but her noisy-ass kids have gotta get out of this cafe!

(2) "So, how was your outing, my dear son?"

"Urgh! The motherfucking cafe was full of fucking mothercinos!"

"Son! Please do not speak to your father that way!"

"Totes. Soz dawg. But seriously, them bitches better get outa my crib."

"Totally."

(3) "Hello, I'd like to order a mothercino, please."

"...Sorry sir, a mothercino?"

"Yeah. I'd like to order one OUT OF THIS GOD-DAMN CAFE."

"Order to take out... would you like to do that with a gun, a date, or a takeaway cup?"

"First the date, then the gun."

"No coffee?"

"No thanks"

"That'll be $3.50"