bargleski
A term used for the oh so refreshing, high octane jet fuel for the body that is the purest moste American bald eagle piss that can be consumed by the average working class American (or other people who will do anything to be like the greatest nation on the planet) Cletus McFarland (YouTube) commonly used this term as a reference to the trademarked Mountain Dew, easily the greatest creation of man second only to the Chevrolet Corvette. Cletus himself cracks a cold bargleskievery when shits about to get real. Les all send the company a nice sincere email regarding Cletus McFarland getting a decal/lifetime supply sponsorship.
“I’m gonna show you how to unbead a drag slick using nothing but a block of wood and a trailer, step 1; crack yourself open a refreshing can of good ol mountain bargleski, now this is going to be a 2-3 can job so make sure you’ve got a few handy” -Cletus