boston
A place where fans take games with more intensity than marriages, where cheeze is used like salt, and where the roads are never devoid of traffic. People from Boston come down to New York City for college, and then do nothing but talk about how Boston is a better place, yet they don't have nearly as much enterainment as NYC.
"Bob is a fat piece of crap from Boston that loves the Red Sox like they were an illegitimate child of his, yet he'd never be good enough to pitch for them."