Hodge
Formally a male-stripper, a Hodge is someone that thinks he is an indestructible RoboCop. He will hit on all your women and serenade them with his mediocre voice. He will compliment their feet and send them pictures of the socks he is wearing. If you mess with him, he will put out a nation-wide, no-bond warrant for your arrest.
That dude is such a Hodge..