Disturding
Disturding

1 Adj - Causing the immediate evacuation of the bowels

2 Verb, Archaic. To 'diss' or insult someone by hurling feces at them. 
1.My that Mu Shu Pork was Disturding. Passed the health inspection my ass.

2.Shakespeare - The very ape of my soul doth gleefully disturd you (MacBeth).