Fantastic 4 that Hoe
1. You stretch her out (Mr. Fantastic)
2. You burn her with a candle  (Human Torch)
3. Hit her over the head with a rock ( The Thing)
4. Ignore her afterwards (Invisible Woman)
"Hey man, why did you Fantastic 4 that Hoe last night?"

"Bro-der, she doesnt deserve regular banging."