Lois
Do not be deceived by Lois' seemingly sophisticated name. At first glance, Lois has a poised exterior, but once you get to truly know her, you will soon discover her overwhelming contagious crackhead energy, particularly through the hours 3pm-6pm and 11pm-4am. Lois is easygoing; she finds way to vibe with anyone she feels is genuine, and does not get petty over the little things. However, she is very stubborn, and this can be both awe-worthy and frustrating at the same time. Lois is also able to fall asleep anywhere and anytime, and has a huge soft spot for any animal. Lois can sometimes be found complimenting her friends while incorporating some false self deprecation. Does not appreciate the Family Guy references.
Friend: How do I look in these pants?

Lois: Wait, your ass looks so good in those.

Friend: Yea, but we all know you have the fattest ass in this friend group.

Lois: Shut up rat, I'm flat as a board. (She's not)