albuquerque
The biggest city in the 505.  A dirty old town with no redeeming qualities.  Home of the worst drivers in existance.  It has the remarkable ability to trap everyone who comes here for life. Huge wealth gap, home to the poorest and richest neighboorhoods in the country.  Has lots of rich bastard WASPS, but has three times as many illegals.  Too hot at day, too cold at night.  Most of the city is gang territoty, but the eastern part is where the rich people live.  Pretty much just a miniature version L.A., except a lot shittier.  Also known as burque and apple-cookie.
guy1: "Man, this city sucks ass."
guy2: "no shit, it's albuquerque"
*BAM* (both killed by driveby)