traffic boner
Extreme excitement about traffic conditions that are going in your favor.
Jill is so conscious of traffic that when she is traveling northbound and sees horrific traffic headed southbound she is so excited that she’s headed north that she pops a traffic boner. One time when we were headed to the airport in Mexico and she noticed the reverse traffic was so bad, she wasn’t even driving and got a traffic caboner.

Last week walking down Pearl street we hit every crosswalk light with the white man telling is to walk - foot traffic boner.