Kyle God Knowlton
An immortal man who has been walking the Earth for centuries. He ate at the 1st McDonald's when the McChickens were 50 cents, and and also was the first person to drive the model T. He is also kinda cute and really likes chicken and American muscle cars. He also beat Josh Edwards in every race ever.
Jimmy: Kyle how does it feel to be 40 and still in high school?
Kyle God Knowlton: Jimmy your IQ is negative 1 shut up.