aaron
Aaron is the ugliest species known to men.
Aaron's are usually too skinny and afraid of girls. They pretend to like girls to fit in, but they really are cock fuckers.
Aaron's love cock, expecially hairy cock. Aaron's will date you then fuck a really ugly guy and then tell you about it.

Alysha: *sobs* My boyfriend just called me to tell me he fucked an ugly guy.
Cynthia: *laughs* Lemme guess. His name is Aaron?