cabbage
Shorter kind of disgustingly cabbagey type of person... residing in a town called Orangeville... very awkward almost all of the time... enjoys purposely spilling beer on undeserving people's pants making it look like they pissed themselves... May come attatched to a cabbage string!
HEY CABBAGE JUST POURED BEER ON MATTY'S PANTS FOR NO REASON.... delete that picture (the string is showing)...