Bag of Cheetos
What you want to say to somebody over the internet. Its effect is as if someone used a racial slur. The offended party proves that they are, in fact, a bag of cheetos and are worthy of such a title.
Person: I don't know. I still say Donsld Trump is the worst president ever

You: Shut the fuck up, you bag of cheetos!

Person: What did you fucking call me?!

Hey, watch out for this troll. He's just a bag of cheetos!