mock-rape
n. an action of faking an anal rape, can be countered by a mock-rape subtwo, meaning the mock-raper becomes the mock-rapee.
Dowling mock-raped the umpire before an at bat against needham, then following it up with a gemming triple.

Eich mock-raped benzie after a crappy speech made by benzie, telling the team they suck and how much he hates coaching the team.