Divorce Party
The marital equivalent of dancing on someones grave...
Girl 1: Hey, I'm having a divorce party to celebrate parting with my ex- husband, wanna come?
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)