tool nazi
A guy who won't let you borrow a tool for a few hours even though he has like three of the tool you need.
"Hey bro can I borrow your drill to make two pilot holes to install my new bumper?"

"Nah brah you should go buy your own drill, they're only $50."

"I live in an apartment and don't have a big garage to keep a bunch of tools in, you fucking tool nazi..."