Treegrit
1. A tree dwelling Egrit. General insult which may be applied to anyone.
2.A common word used amongst friends to playfully insult one another or as a greeting. Primarily used in northern Virginia USA.
1.If someone is climbing a tree, lightpost, or telephone pole, call them a Treegrit. 
2."Where the hell is treegrit with my fucking drink?"
3."Treegrit! What's up?"