MULL STEAMROLLER
SIMILAR TO THE CLEVELAND STEAMROLLER BUT SCOTTISH STYLE! MULL STEAMROLLER - THE ACT OF A MAN DEFECATING ON HIS WIFE'S BACK IN A MIDDLE OF A FIELD. THEN SHE ROCKS HER BODY UP AND DOWN SO THE SHIT ROLLS LIKE A STEAM ROLLER. (MULL IS A WESTERN ISLAND IN SCOTLAND)
"AFTER MY HARD DAYS WORK ON THE FARM, I GAVE MY WIFE A MULL STEAMROLLER"