Federal Reserve
A private national bank that churns currency cents to the bill. Not backed by a physical commodity but by your faith you have to the issuing bank.
Man 1: I got a 1000 dollars, and its all mine!

Friend: No it's not, you EARNED that money but you don't own it.

Man 1: Yea, how?

Friend: The price printed from the Federal Reserve on each bill Is the amount you believe its earned.

Man 1: So it's not backed by anything, and it's just printed out?

Friend: Yup

Man 1: so, I can print it too

Friend: Yes.. NOOO!

*Plays Roundabout by Yes*

...To Be Continued