Pdub
Noun; Pee-duhb

Originating in the rural South African desert, Pdub was the head dictator of the Yamaka tribe. In more recent times, this title is only granted to the highest ranking individual of a given community. An individual with the primary goal of total and complete power over all who gaze into his/her eyes. A born leader with a passion for anti communism.

Also a possible substitute for applicable Chuck Norris jokes.
"Dude, get on your knees and bow, its Pdub"
"Our omniscient ruler!"