February 15
The unofficial national maids day. It’s when the maids frebreeze a room that smelled like sex and have to clean hotel sheets.
Maid: bleh, I hate February 15. Why do these people keep humping like rabbits?

Maid 2: someone left their lube here. I’m taking this home for my man

Maid: we know you two fuck.

Maid 2: yeah but imma freak in the sheets.