old mandrew
An elderly friend who claims everybody hates the world while simultaneously hating the world more then everyone else. Often gangly in appearance, they often rock haircuts from their childhood claiming they are still relevant. During mating season one will notice the little hair they have left (not balding... just thinning) stand up, signaling to near by females that he is permed and ready for coutis.
Jordan "Gills being such a dough bag downer tonight! "
Tyson "what, you mean old mandrew over there?"