cunt-dick
A colorful synonym for a human female’a clitoris. A clitoris is essentially a malformed penis. Hence, cunt-dick
Example 1:
I’m loving the way you tongue punch my fart box. It is making my cunt-dick very hard.

Example 2:

I love it when you suck my cunt-dick. Now come over here and rub your dick against my cunt-dick.