sasori simp
A person who loves or wants to be railed by the character Sasori from Naruto. To be fair who wouldn't? Have you SEEN him? After he crawled out of the puppet he calls 'Hiruko' he is hot as f u c k.
soulmate one: "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ONE NARUTO CHARACTER THATS A PUPPET??"
soulmate two: "uhhh yeah isn't he a puppet?"
soulmate one: "YEAH HE IS, god I want him to rail me <3"
soulmate two: ".... does he even have a dick?"
soulmate one: "it doesn't even matter, I'm too much of a Sasori simp."