pulling a dina
The act of being completely and utterly inept with any subject matter relating to the field of electronics and computers.
-pulling a dina-

Dina: KIEV!!!!
Kiev: what is it my sweet mother?
Dina: How do I send an Email??? Do i press logout, create new message, or send? I am puzzled by this unavoidable quandary...

Kiev: My sweet mother, you simply press the "send" button.