Staplerred
the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.
dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!