Samantha
WHERE DO I BEGIN ON THIS AMAZING HUMAN BEING?! She’s the greatest friend you could ever have but ugly asf. Tall. Beautiful. Sike. :( lol if she’s coming your way just run and don’t stop until you lost her. She loves to make eye contact..... like ALOT. But with her amazing brown eyes you will love that eye contact. She looks sorta Asian even though she’s mexican. Sweaty. FUNNY. Biggggggg booty;) sike flat. She’s ugly remember. Loves chick fill a and peter piper and Dr Pepper and electronics. She has sooooooo many friends but if your reading this don’t be Samantha’s friend even though she’s an amazing friend just dont.
Guy 1: she’s flat
Guy2: ITS a Samantha duhhh, of course she’s flat.