Silver sulfadiazine
"I use this miracle cream for any kind of household burn.  I'm kind of clumsy and I often burn myself on the bbq grill or oven.  It heals burns, even bad ones, within a few minutes.  Sometimes, I can't even tell that I was burned at all.  

I friend of mine accidentally spilled hot oil on his hand.  The damage was pretty bad and he was in a lot of pain.  I gave him my tube of "silvadene" cream and he used it for 1 day.  When I saw him a day after that, you couldn't even tell he'd been burned.  He couldn't believe how well it worked.  He made a doctor appointment immediately to get a prescription for his own tube to have on hand.

Every single human being should have some of this in their medicine cabinet."