Etonogestrel
"Wow! From what I have been reading,  there has been a lot of problems/set backs with this method of birth control.  Now I have not had it very long,  almost 3 months.. So far..  so great!  no period whatsoever! I'm not sexually active atm.. But no problems with pain, bleeding, or sex drive. Minor discharge.  I'm concerned with weight gain.. But I think it's for the best to stop eating unhealthy like I have been and committing to at least sit-ups!! xD

People probably won't find it as funny.. But lack in sex drive is probably the most affective BC.  Hahahahahah! No but that's no fun to those with those problems.    I am breaking out in my chest and back but washing my body with natural homemade  scrub has worked wonders!"