Liraglutide
"Holy crap, I just figured out why everyone  is losing so much weight taking Invokana!
You see, if we're all so sick with severe nausea, vomiting & diarrhea, we're too damn weak from dehydration to even consider shoveling those pork chops in...yeah? Am I right? 
I lost 43 pounds in 9 weeks,  I'll take it AND the near-death side effects...

*Yeah, I know, taking massive doses of laxatives is probably cheaper, but there's no settlement on the horizon with those, so I say we all just suck it up! U know eventually the FDA will figure out the drug company lied like 'usual' and covered up the deadly side effects. Eventually, we'll all be thin & wealthy.

Woohoo! I'm in!"