Hello world. My name is Jennifer Keegan and I am married to the most beautiful man in the world, Gabriel Keegan. He is 4'3 tall and has gorgeous freckels. I am 3'6 tall and have moles all over my face and my bum cheaks. We got married in swanshurst park and i unfortunately fell into the pond and got my big toe bitten off by a duck; i named him Nabeelian II.  I have given birth to 3 beautiful children.. Meehaf Keegan and Odul-Drizzle are twins, both boys and both beautiful. I raped them. They have a baby inside them even though it seems impossible.  My other child is a girl called Gurtrude-NippleLicker. I choose the name easily cause ive always wanted that name. It describes my life really. I live in a cardboard box and eat beans and seaman. I like willys, preferably i like one inch wonders that are floppy.