` :::I reject the unstated yet implicit premise that anything pigeonholed as a ``conspiracy theory`` (i.e., as opposed to ``documented conspiracy``) is out there with the UFOs and the Loch Ness Monster. Kenneth Starr says ``Suicide`` while Starr's lead investigator says ``Bullshit!``, yet that investigator and various primary witnesses are considered ``non-notable``, and hence Wikipedia won't grant them the time of day. In a grand display of intelligence-insulting chutzpah, no less than three Wikipedia pages (this one, ``Suicide of``, and Starr's, all trumpet the most manifest lie of the last quarter-century. :::``The fact of the matter is that all sources of information are not of equal value, and I don't know how or when it became impolitic to suggest it. In opposition to the spirit of Wikipedia, I believe there is such a thing as expertise. ``'  ``Tycho``, PennyArcade, http://www.penny-arcade.com/2005/12/16   `