`Jokes How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road!   First name: Brittany      joke: How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room        joke: Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork.   First name: Rob Boz      joke: Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!   First name: businessguy      joke: What is Helen Keller's favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA        joke: Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop   First name: Willy Boy      joke: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They stuck a plunger in the toilet.      How many kids did Helen Keller have? NONE! The plunger went all the way through!   First Name: LMonroe      joke: If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?   First name: Jay      joke: Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!   First name: Jay      joke: Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!   First name: Red      joke: how did helen keller burn the side of her face? she answered the iron. how did she burn the other side? they called back. (note from one of our visitors: ``how did helen keller hear the iron ring? SHE DIDN'T!!! cause shes DEAF!!!!!!!!!!`` this joke may have been fabricated, we are currently researching the authenticity of this event.)   First name: Red      joke: what did hellen keller's room look like? she didn't know either   First name: shayla      joke: what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love   First name: yo momma      joke: why does helen keller wear tight pants? so you can read her lips!!   First name: Heather      joke: What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs   First name: little-comb      joke: Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie? Around the Block in 80 days.   First name: Jeffrey      joke: If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?   First name: Aussie      joke: What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!   First name: griz      joke: whats the name of helen kellers new movie? silent scream.   First name: griz      joke: how did helen keller burn her face? she was bobbing for french fries.   First name: Joseph      joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? Stuck doorknobs to the walls.   First name: patrick      joke: Why cant Hellen Keller drive a car? Because shes a woman. Why cant Hellen Keller drive a train? Because shes dead.   First name: Dee      joke: Why were Helen Kellers hands purple? She heard it thru the grapevine.   First name: dave      joke: Have you heard about Helen Kellers new car? neither has she   First name: dave      joke: Why did helen keller go crazy? she was trying to read a stucko wall.   First name: Boyd      joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? -they left the plunger in the toilet   First name: eliyah      joke: what did hellen keller get for cristmas? polio! she had everything else.   First name: Jeremy      joke: Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   First name: Reed      joke: How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers   First name: max      joke: why did helen kellers dog commit suicide? you would to if your name was mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn   First name: M & G      joke: Why doesnt Hellen Kellar scream when she fell off the cliff? - She was wearing mittens   First Name:wickedclown      joke: why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.   First Name: danny      joke: Whats helen keller's favorite color? Black   First Name: The Dude      joke: Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she know's where she's going?   First Name: John dokken      joke: How do you punish Helen Keller? By rearranging the living-room furniture.   First Name: jenifer      joke: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off.   First Name