`  == YOU SUCK BIG DONK! ==   == Headline text == LOLZ! L2P YA BIG NUB! WHO SEZ ``SIGH`` IN RESPONSE TO SOMETHING? WHAT AN AZN! LOLZ! <(^_^)>! THATS KIRBY! PWNED IN THE BUTTOKS! LOLZ! HOW EMBARRASSING! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A JOB? LOL NOOBS`