`  ``Some of you have heard my horror stories about the fellow who parked himself on the Joan of Arc article for a solid year for no other purpose than because he insisted he was descended from her brother. This is that guy. He used to edit under the username *******; see the userpage.``  Durova, Wikipedia, wikipedia.org, Jun 5th, 2008, p.AN/I  ``I hoped I would never encounter him again.``  Durova, Wikipedia, wikipedia.org, Jun 5th, 2008, p.AN/I`