`:Christ, you're a nitwit. The ONLY bit of your idiocy I have ever bothered addressing  because it was so obvious that even a child should not have had the slightest trouble with it  was your continued claim that being a comedian automatically disqualifies anything said comedian says. Which is, of course, stupid, but I underestimated your capacity for either self-serving delusions or intellectual honesty. Given your obsessive behavior above, it could be either.  :Let me try again: Go away, dishonest troll. You're wasting my time and  based on your contributions here  everyone else's because this whole ``reality`` thing is giving you fits.  :If that was too difficult hard, go upstairs and ask your mother to explain it to you.  |    `