  == INTEVIEW ==  ME: ARE YOU GAY?  ABE GAY DASHIEL: YES  ME: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO ADMIT THAT TO EVERYONE?  ABE GAY: YES. IM GAY AND IM PROUD. MY, DO YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY. (moves chair close)  ME: WHAT THE F$UCK B!T(H GET AWAY FROM ME  ABE: YOU KNOW IM FAMOUS FOR RAPING MICHAEL JACKSON  ME: (coughs) OH REALLY. THATS INTERESTING  ABE: ThAT MEANS IM THE KING OF GAYS  ME: THATS RIGHT  ABE: HOORAY! IM A NAZI! GO KILL ME! I RAPED GEORGE BUSH! IM A NAZI! I TOLD HITLER TO DESTROY THE WORLD! AND I WISH HE DID!!  ME: OK. THAT YOU FOR THE INTERVIEW  DASHIEL: YOUR WELCOME! WANT TO HAVE S$X?