`  == Blondes ==  First of all, all these rumors about blondes being ``thick`` are actually true. There is a tiny cell in the blondes hair called Algiatarus. Algiatarus is a small bacteria that brakes down cells. though blondes might learn all of this smart knowlege, the Algiatarus brakes down the memory cells in the ``blondes`` brain. A famous scientist named Richard Montel, discovered this. Though at first nooene believed his theory. it was only after he died that his ``brunette`` daughter Anja Montel proved her fathers theory to the public. This was in the late 1890's (1894). but Richard Died 3 Years before his beloved daughter proved his theory.Please wait for further information on this subject as i will be updating it.`