`:You ``don't know what I'm talking about``? I'll look at your contributions in batches of 500: *Most recent 500: 5 edits to articles, 4 of which were reverted as improper edits *500 before that: 8 edits to articles, 3 of which were reverted.  I've also noticed you nagging people about ``Are you sure you don't want a secret page?`` and similar nonsense. Wikipedia is not about guestbooks. It is not about ``secret pages``, or having the fanciest user page that you can dream up. It's about editing articles. I can't force you to do anything. What I strongly suggest you do is not sign any more guestbooks, not look for any more secret pages, not modify your userpage, and not modify your talk page. Look for articles that need things fixed, and fix them.—   `