  == flat as a fart? ==  where on earth does the phrase as flat as a fart come into the english language from?  —Preceding unsigned comment added by      == Fart Animation? ==  What do we all think of adding an animation of a fart using stereotypical puff and cloud lines in brown or yellow-green colors, exiting from someone's rear end and slowly dissipating? If we have someone with some Java skill and familiarity with Wikimedia, we could even add a foghorn sound to it.  What does everyone think?     :Sure, but farts are colourless, and they don't sound like foghorns.    ::I don't see a problem either. Would you like to help me with this project?    :::Not really.    ::::Made a fart Smilie. Should be in fArticle.    :::::Not really, this is about the 'word', not the actual action.  Try over at flatulence, or Flatulence humor.     == Fart fetishism ==  Like some people fetishize shoes, feet, or leather, there are also members of functioning society that also fetishize farts, hence a fart fetish. Similar to the topic of professional farters, there are also Domme and special interest groups that specialize in performing said specified fetishized acts. Namely they are also professional farters, which can easily be found online or even on videocassette. This fart fetish has been noticed worldwide videos and professional farters from USA, Brazil, Japan, England and Germany can be found. Fart fetishism has not been widely accepted by most cultures, and thusly is not usually referred to in a public fashion. However this love for the fart can easy be found via most search engines.  —Preceding unsigned comment added by   •     