`    I just got in trouble from a big fat ass for talking about the accident with my penis and the forklift.  It doesn't surprise me that Wikipedia is looking for people in SF to come in and ``help``.  Wonder what that means.  What if you're from Provincetown?  The simple question I had was this:  Does anyone have any info on the color of Obama's pubic hair?  I've heard it's the best color imaginable, but I got the information from some wacko site.  Anyone? Anyone?`