`  Oh? You should research your story so you get it right... I happen to know that Evil University doesn't even have a medical school.  (Unless you count Frankenstein 101 - and most people consider that ``knitting``.)  Likely, you just hung out there to get in good with the Evil of the Arts graduates so you could get some dates with the not-so-ghastly harpies.  I, on the other hand, am a proud graduate of the Burt Ward Sidekick Undergraduate Program (Abbreviated: ``Burt, W'SUP?``).  I later attended Jimmy Olsen's School of Supporting Characters.  Many in my class graduated with honors but somehow none of us stood out and there was no speaker at graduation... (I applied to the Kato Institute but couldn't pass the physical. - Not to be confused with Kato Kaelin who flunked out of the Burt Ward program.) -  `