` I was just sitting there, not doing a damn thing mind you, just quietly contemplating an inside story, when:1. a 10 year girl who was playing outside with her big sister on the trampoleen, said ``hey! whats that?`` 2. I ignored her, totally taken with the piece of chocolate in my hand, then I heard the word ``tree`` a few seconds later. 3. I crunched up my knees into a fetal postition and made sure my head was not visible while the little girl tried to show her sister what she had seen. 4. `` Hey! There is a man in the tree!`` Then a 13 year old boy who was playing hockey in the garden said: ``I cant see his face!``. 5 I quietly uttered a prayer of thanks for this. 6. Another girl about 15 years of age approaches and they all together start yelling things like: ``Thats funny!`` from little girl whom I had just recently seen dancing with headphones on in her sisters room. `` Waah! Hes too scared to come down!`` from the 13yr turd. In addition to many other jeers and such.  7. They carried on with their game while I developed cramp and was looking for a way to get down soon to relieve my discomfort. They occasionally ventured a glance in my direction. 8. After ten minutes, I started my descent as quickly as possible. `` Hey! Its a boy!`` from that darn little girl. I climbed faster and faster.  9. I fled into forest, squealing like a pansy. 10. I hung about watching the tree to see if they were going to come near. They did not. I trod in dog faeces as I climbed into the car 15 minutes later.  I am sure that they do not know of the paltform. Still, I suggest that we steer well clear of it for a week or two. Then do some serious camophlage work. I must make it clear that, although I take responsiblity for this mishap. I did nothing to attract their attention. This all happened on thursday the 28th. Cheers and by the way, welcome to Wikipedia!`