  == BOW BEFORE SAXON FOOLS!! ==  Australia, in 2007 you know who to vote for.  But why vote Saxon?  Well let's say he can fix all of our problems -Japanese whaling (By destroying the whole of Japan) -Global Warming (through Genocide which means less drivers) -Iraq War (By including all terrorist as the 1/3 of the population to be decimated) -Crappy Politicians (by gassing them, Hitler-style) -Pollution (everytime you drop a butt, the Toclafanes kill a kitten...I mean human) -Overcrowding in Prisons (Capital punishment via Toclafanes) -Energy wasting (Death by Toclafanes to all people who spend 10 Hours a day on the internet) -The Avatar Shipping War (simple threaten the writers of Avatar with death by Toclafanes) And I'm sure you would like this one -Wikipedia 'vandals (I'm sure you get the drill by now)  So on election day Australia, make your vote count. Put a big X in the box for Mr Saxon.