  == Congratulations ==  I invite you, as a true patriot, in joining me in congratulating your President, Barack Obama, on his winning of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. While there is, so far, no Nobel Prize Prize for Sexual Use of a Falafel nor a Nobel Prize for Abuse of Addictive Drugs, the Nobel Committee will, no doubt, be working hard on adding those soon and you too can look forward to celebrating in your own right. I'm sure the two-time Peabody Award-winning Jon Stewart will be mentioning it, as I'm sure will the not-actually-having-a-Peabody Bill O'Reilly.  Hint: This is not in any way, shape, or form an invitation to comment on my User Talk page. |  