  == Some reading material ==  I was listening to The Ballad of JamesBWatson and was inspired to make some poetry  You are bizarre and a knob. You're a terrible bum and a snob. You're a simian loser, A malodorous boozer, And a boob and a fiend and a slob.  You are insane and a brat. You're a miscreant mule and a prat. You're a rube and a dog, An unscrupulous hog, And your mind is redundant and fat.  You are a putz and a mule. You're a fool and a goob and a tool. You're a brat and a goob, A bum and a rube, You're creepy, disgusting, and cruel.  You are a twit and a drunk. You're a snot and an obstinate punk. You're a spaz and a sham, An androgynous ham, And a pain and a schmuck and a skunk.    