Gee youre correct, absoLUTELY fantastical!!..seems i need to repeat myself..you dismiss the Ornitho reference w/out addressing the main focus of what was written...just poo-poo the whole thinng..!!  c = ut (star/start?); d = sol re; e = la mi; f = faut; g = sol re ut (star of the sun?). And are named from the following: Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn...and 'la' implies 'la Luna/Moon'.  Hyginus' Astronomica (ed. Bunte), II, 42, 6-10, mentions Saturn as 'the star of the Sun'. So too, Diodorus Siculus' Bibliotheca Historica, II, 30, 3-4, states the Babylonians called Saturn the 'sun-star'. See the Assyro-Babylonian MUL.APIN (Hunger-Pingree), specifically II, i, 38 & 64 which attest to Saturn's alternative name as MUL.UTU (Star of the Sun). Even in Astrology, as recently as the 1940's, Saturn is known as the 'Star of the Sun'. It was handed down from an ARABIC origin. That is on the record. On this VERY page! Bone-up on your historical astrology, i dare ya.     