`  :``A person from Chile would wear the Cochrane tartan, to recognize the great contribution of Admiral Cochrane to that country.``  Well, I live where Lorna Doone cookies are baked... But, which tartan would be appropriate if you were, say, from Vladivostok and stationed in Antarctica, one wonders...  A ``mute point`` indeed! Similar fantasies encourage truly naive Americans to send away for ``their`` family crest say Smith and display it with pride to the gawping locals! The text remains in the article, what one calls ``only a snare for geese.``  ::—``I think we're all bozos on this bus.`` -Firesign Theater.   `