`  == Swedish joke #1 ==  Since self-righteous Mr.choppers knows nothing about the USDM D15B8 which he relentlessly involves himself with, there will be a new Swedish joke each time the foreign national sabotages an entry made on an engine which he is clueless.  A Swede was walking down the sidewalk carrying a dog in his arms. A passerby stopped and asked, ``Where did you get that monkey?`` The Swede replied, ``It's not a monkey.`` ``Shut up Swede, I was talking to the dog.```