`  == A cup of coffee for you! ==  {| style=``background-color: #fdffe7; border: 1px solid #fceb92;`` |style=``vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px;`` |  |style=``vertical-align: middle; padding: 3px;`` | There is no bacon available, so it will have to be Wikicaffeine instead of ``wake up and smell the bacon``. Think of this as your last meal, for my wrath descends upon ye even as we speaketh.    |}`