` February 2006 (UTC)  For some reason this is the funniest article I've read on Wikipedia. I think because it is written in a dead-serious tone. And I like this line: ``The five second rule is sometimes called the three-second rule, 10-second rule, or the 15-second rule, to some extent depending on the quality of the food involved or the intoxication level of the individual quoting the rule.`` ...this is genius. Nice article, good job everyone! 00:14, 23`