`== Jennifer Small ==  This rare species of 15 year old school girl was created in 1997 in Narnia. After defeating the white witch and making Mr Tumnas her bum chum in the land that was always winter but never Christmas *sigh*, she journeyed through the wardrobe to Hogwarts. Here she participated in 5 years of hard-core wizardry before she discovered she was in fact not a wizard but an elf. And so Jennifer made the journey to the North Pole to help out Mr S. However, like in the UK, child labour is also frowned upon in the North Pole and so Santa Claus was arrested and sentenced to 10 years imprisonment for child exploitation. The world was in a state of shock as who would deliver all of the presents to the boys and girls? Here Jennifer excelled herself. Using the magical horn she had obtained from Narnia, Jennifer's idea was that she would be transported to the magical world in order to gain help from the mighty lion Aslan. However, the horn had a technical malfunction and so Jennifer found herself in Willy Wonkas factory. ``Brilliant`` she thouhght as Willy Wonka's mighty workforce of ooompa lumpas were just what she needed!   And so Christmas was saved all thanks to Jennifer Small!`