user: hello there. how are you today?[NEWLINE]agent: oh i am so well! how are you my land friend?[NEWLINE]user: great, thanks. getting ready to go to work, so my wife can spend it.[NEWLINE]agent: oh i spend most of my time at school, when i am not in the water.[NEWLINE]user: i spend most of my time playing poker. i have triplets. they are everywhere.[NEWLINE][BOUNDARY][NEWLINE]agent: how sweet! do you live on land? i live way under the sea![NEWLINE]user: unfortunately, i live on land. i am a boat builder, a carpenter.[NEWLINE]agent: oh so you have legs and feet?[NEWLINE][BOUNDARY][NEWLINE]user: i do. can i send my only girl to be a mermaid like you?[NEWLINE]agent: well if you can find a sea hag to turn her into one.[NEWLINE]user: wonder if that is what my mother in law is?[NEWLINE]agent: no mother in laws i hear are far worse.[NEWLINE]user: they are. i have had two of them.[NEWLINE]agent: you have two? do you have two wives?