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https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rcayy1/what_do_you_call_a_cop_in_a_bed_lord_help_me/

What do you call a cop in a bed? (Lord help me) Pig in a blanket 😄☝😭🐷

2021-12-09 05:46:44

Job-related Puns

Awkward-Ad6455

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rcayto/what_item_of_clothing_does_an_asthmatic_person/

What item of clothing does an asthmatic person hate the most? Pants.

2021-12-09 05:46:32

Humorous Puns and Jokes

DatabaseSolid

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rcaitd/when_wearing_a_bikini_women_reveal_90_of_their/

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

2021-12-09 05:19:39

Relationship and Gym Jokes

dmstealth

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc9aff/people_who_dont_use_blinkers_can_go_straight_to/

People who don’t use blinkers can go straight to hell! Or left to hell! Or right!

2021-12-09 04:09:38

Dad Jokes

enzotoretto

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc8g1z/why_do_ducks_have_feathers/

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quack!

2021-12-09 03:23:00

Bird Puns

enzotoretto

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc8en8/what_do_dentists_call_their_xrays/

What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics!

2021-12-09 03:20:38

Dental Jokes

trinitymaster

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc8d3d/the_little_old_lady_didnt_always_live_in_a_shoe/

The little old lady didn’t always live in a shoe. She once had a house, but when she couldn’t pay the mortgage… The bank gave her the boot

2021-12-09 03:18:16

Dad Jokes

DatabaseSolid

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc83m4/our_dad_was_in_the_hospital_and_they_asked_us_his/

Our dad was in the hospital and they asked us his blood type but we couldn’t remember and he didn’t make it. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

2021-12-09 03:04:12

Blood Type Jokes

Ur-Majestic

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc7olv/if_muhammad_ali_had_a_son_named_brock/

If Muhammad Ali had a son named Brock. Would he be Brock-Ali? 🥦

2021-12-09 02:41:49

Name-Related Jokes

wimpykidfan37

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc7fll/why_did_the_mermaid_blush/

Why did the mermaid blush? She saw the ocean's bottom.

2021-12-09 02:28:33

Fish and Sea Puns

kramsnewo

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc7ckq/i_havent_seen_many_advent_calendars_this_year/

I haven’t seen many advent calendars this year. I think their days are numbered.

2021-12-09 02:24:04

Date and Calendar Jokes

NotJustAmy

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6x9w/why_is_the_moscow_subway_so_busy/

Why is the Moscow subway so busy? Everybody’s Russian.

2021-12-09 02:01:47

Political and Cultural Jokes

5parky

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6wis/im_going_to_start_a_bed_company_called_nothing/

I'm going to start a bed company called nothing really mattress. Queen size only.

2021-12-09 02:00:46

Puns and Wordplay Jokes

andersonfmly

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6n4r/when_i_was_a_child_my_parents_told_me_i_could_be/

When I was a child, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be... As it turns out, identity theft is illegal.

2021-12-09 01:47:20

Puns and Wordplay

dphunct

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6jqk/kid_im_taking_history_again_and_i_still_dont_get/

Kid: I'm taking history again and I still don't get it me: If you don't learn history you are doomed to repeat it

2021-12-09 01:42:20

Wordplay Jokes

icemage27

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6gn0/did_you_hear_about_the_soldier_that_went_through/

Did you hear about the soldier that went through Pepper spray and mustard gas during the war? He's a seasoned Veteran now

2021-12-09 01:37:48

Puns and Wordplay

ahintoflimon

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc6fdg/what_did_pepper_say_when_cinnamon_slapped_their/

What did pepper say when cinnamon slapped their friend? That’s a salt!

2021-12-09 01:35:56

Food puns and jokes

incredibleinkpen

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc5h14/my_son_keeps_forcing_my_daughter_to_play_on_the/

My son keeps forcing my daughter to play on the Xbox with him. I won't let him controller.

2021-12-09 00:47:24

Dad Jokes

Mission_Record_4541

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc4xow/what_is_it_called_when_a_chickpea_is_murdered/

What is it called when a chickpea is murdered? Hummuside

2021-12-09 00:20:14

Vegetable Puns

Uncleted626

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc4d6r/my_8_year_old_son_dropped_a_blueberry_on_the_floor/

My 8 year old son dropped a blueberry on the floor... He said: "These may contain antioxidants, but they don't have anti-accidents!"

2021-12-08 23:51:39

Dad Jokes and Puns

stwilliams2

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc49e9/whats_a_young_dogs_favorite_bread/

What's a young dog's favorite bread? Puppernickel

2021-12-08 23:46:30

Animal Dad Jokes

OwenJthomas89

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc3xs9/i_just_saw_someone_stealing_my_garden_gate/

I just saw someone stealing my garden gate I would have said something but I didn’t want them to take offence

2021-12-08 23:29:04

Dad Jokes

GoonerBear94

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc3w4j/bobby_was_introduced_to_terry_and_said_terry_is_a/

Bobby was introduced to Terry and said "Terry is a girl's name!" Terry then proceeded to stab Bobby in the chest.Bobby died of dissin' Terry.

2021-12-08 23:26:39

Pun Jokes

uneeq33

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc3u68/why_was_the_teenage_girl_dancing_with_a_jar/

Why was the teenage girl dancing with a jar? Because it was her jam

2021-12-08 23:23:51

Alcohol and Drinking Jokes

jordanss2112

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc3ncp/what_does_a_snowman_bring_the_barbeque/

What does a snowman bring the barbeque? Brrrrrr-gurs Can't claim this as mine alone my six year old help come up with it.

2021-12-08 23:14:16

Snowman-themed Jokes

Calthropstu

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc3e07/on_my_way_home_from_work_on_october_20th_i_saw_a/

On my way home from work on October 20th, I saw a house in what the night before was a vacant lot. The next night, it wasn't there. Then, on November 19th it was back. But it was gone the next day. I suspect it will be there December 18th as well. I think it's a werehouse.

2021-12-08 23:01:23

Puns and Wordplay

Reverend_Vader

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc36ri/why_is_it_inappropriate_to_make_a_dad_joke_if/

Why is it inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad? Because it's a faux pa.

2021-12-08 22:51:40

Dad jokes and puns

Eagle4523

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc2pqo/until_recently_i_never_thought_i_wanted_a_beard/

Until recently I never thought I wanted a beard… …but lately its been starting to grow on me

2021-12-08 22:28:32

Hair and Beard Jokes

Sea_Squirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc2ioy/i_have_a_lot_of_unemployment_jokes/

I have a lot of unemployment jokes But none of them work

2021-12-08 22:18:55

Unemployment Jokes

dookieshoes2020

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc2hql/what_do_you_call_a_snowman_with_a_six_pack/

What do you call a snowman with a six pack? The abdominal snowman...

2021-12-08 22:17:39

Snowman-themed Jokes

WarmPatient

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc1vv5/daughter_got_me_again/

Daughter got me again Another situational joke from one of my daughtersDaughter2: wait, what’s a toast?Me: *explaining what a toast is*Me: everyone raise your glassesDaughter1: *promptly takes her glasses off her face and raises them in the air*She got me!

2021-12-08 21:49:17

Dad Jokes and Puns

UCMeInvest

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc1ut9/if_you_laid_a_blue_whale_from_end_to_end_on_a/

If you laid a blue whale from end to end on a basketball court… …they would have to cancel the game.

2021-12-08 21:47:56

Fishing Jokes

AnEvilSunBro

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc0cwj/how_do_you_find_will_smith_in_the_snow/

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.

2021-12-08 20:35:55

Will Smith snow joke

TRAKRACER

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc03vw/what_did_the_grape_suntan_before_meeting_with_his/

What did the grape suntan before meeting with his boss? He was hoping for a raisin pay

2021-12-08 20:23:59

Vegetable Puns

Octipulvirus813

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rc01s0/i_tried_drag_racing_the_other_day/

I tried drag racing the other day It IS BRUTAL running in those heels

2021-12-08 20:21:10

Relationship and Gym Jokes

YZXFILE

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbzsac/i_was_in_the_hospital_and_asked_the_nurse_if_i/

I was in the hospital and asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches. .She said "suture self".

2021-12-08 20:09:02

Medical Jokes

Akuma254

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbyuh3/if_i_die_from_hypothermia/

If I die from hypothermia Please just let everyone know how cool I was

2021-12-08 19:24:18

Money and Banking Jokes

MyLatestInvention

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbyjpe/if_baby_groot_was_in_the_army_what_would_he_be/

If Baby Groot was in the Army, what would he be? An Infant Tree Man.

2021-12-08 19:09:58

Wordplay Jokes

Raucous-Porpoise

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbyhgr/seminsfw_why_shouldnt_you_buy_trousers_from/

[Semi-NSFW ]Why shouldn't you buy trousers from Northern Ukraine? Because chernobyl fall out

2021-12-08 19:07:06

Political and Cultural Jokes

IAMACARROTboi

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbxt4h/what_do_you_call_a_cop_in_bed_lord_help_me/

What do you call a cop in bed? (Lord help me) An under-cover cop

2021-12-08 18:35:07

Dad Jokes

owmyfingy

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbxk6u/what_do_you_call_a_pony_with_a_sore_throat/

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse

2021-12-08 18:23:28

Horse Puns and Jokes

squatingonmars

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbwigs/what_is_an_otakus_favorite_fruit/

What is an otaku's favorite fruit BaNANI?

2021-12-08 17:36:09

Food Puns

cthulhouette

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbuv94/electric_eels_dont_get_depressed/

Electric eels don't get depressed. They try to remain positive.

2021-12-08 16:21:04

Fishing Jokes

Bsmoothy

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbuu2g/what_is_an_alcoholic_mexicans_favorite_book_to/

What is an alcoholic mexican's favorite book to read?.... Tequila mockingbird!! I thought of this at work yesterday idk whats wrong with me lol

2021-12-08 16:19:35

Alcohol and Drinking Jokes

Pokerface2300

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbusxm/where_do_fruits_go_on_vacation/

Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is

2021-12-08 16:18:04

Food Puns

Pokerface2300

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbupeq/what_do_you_call_a_factory_that_makes_okay/

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

2021-12-08 16:13:17

Dad Jokes

kbsn888

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbtfoc/arson_nah_man_its/

Arson? Nah man it’s… *crime brûlée*

2021-12-08 15:11:46

Dad Jokes

chacham2

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbt78l/i_can_immediately_tell_if_someone_is_lying/

I can immediately tell if someone is lying. I can also tell if they are standing.

2021-12-08 15:00:46

Playful Wordplay Jokes

BigOrangeMichael119

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbt6fg/what_do_you_get_if_you_cross_a_snowman_with_a/

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite

2021-12-08 15:00:01

Vampire and Ghost Jokes

shercroft

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbsqnc/youtubers_love_the_legend_of_zelda/

YouTubers love the Legend of Zelda... They are always putting a Link in the description.

2021-12-08 14:38:33

Religious Jokes and Puns

Ghost_Maker85

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbs0su/what_do_you_call_an_alien_thats_a_baker/

What do you call an alien that’s a baker? The breadator

2021-12-08 14:02:40

Food Puns

TRAKRACER

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbrv9d/my_barrista_asked_if_i_wanted_her_to_leave_a/

My barrista asked if I wanted her to leave a litte room in my coffee I told her no thanks. I don't think it would fit

2021-12-08 13:55:11

Food and drink jokes

razzec_phone

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbrrgg/i_ran_into_the_office_this_morning_and_switched/

I ran into the office this morning and switched the m and n keys on as many keyboards as I could. Some might call me a monster but The rest are definitely goimg to call ne a nomster.

2021-12-08 13:49:42

Puns and Wordplay Jokes

rei_920

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbrdss/a_gingerbread_man_went_to_the_doctors_complaining/

A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee. The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?”

2021-12-08 13:29:38

Medical Jokes

TRAKRACER

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbr37n/they_say_a_dog_is_mans_best_friend_but_what_else/

They say a dog is mans best friend, but what else can you always count on? Your fingers

2021-12-08 13:13:39

Dog Puns and Jokes

pllarsen

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbr2fn/how_much_does_santa_pay_to_park_his_sleigh/

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing…it’s on the house!

2021-12-08 13:12:29

Holiday Jokes and Puns

TRAKRACER

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbqsgr/why_did_the_lawnmower_stop_working/

Why did the lawnmower stop working? It was tired of getting pushed around

2021-12-08 12:57:53

Garden and Egg Puns

robbdiggs

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbqrd9/caesar_whats_the_best_paper_size/

Caesar, what's the best paper size? A2, Brute.

2021-12-08 12:56:10

Funny Paper Jokes

Fairwaydivots

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbqpa2/what_colour_is_wind/

What colour is wind? Blew

2021-12-08 12:52:56

Weather-related Dad Jokes

goodfornotmuch

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbqhft/what_does_a_mathematician_do_when_hes_constipated/

What does a mathematician do when he’s constipated? He works it out with a pencil ✏️. (I was constipated yesterday and remembered this joke…oldie but goodie in my house)

2021-12-08 12:40:35

Math Jokes

VeryLastBison

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbpxgo/why_do_dads_tell_such_awesome_jokes/

Why do dads tell such awesome jokes? To help kids become awesome groan ups.

2021-12-08 12:07:37

Dad Jokes

Mental_Somewhere2341

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbpbtw/am_i_busy_tomorrow_ive_got_a_colonoscopy_in_the/

Am I busy tomorrow? I’ve got a colonoscopy in the morning. But after that I’m wide open.

2021-12-08 11:29:57

Medical Jokes

Apprehensive-Force75

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbool0/can_february_march/

Can February March Can February March?No but April May ;)

2021-12-08 10:47:50

Day and Month Jokes

Loklin23

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbohoy/at_school_i_had_a_teacher_called_mr_turtle/

At school I had a teacher called Mr. Turtle He tortoise.

2021-12-08 10:34:14

Animal Jokes

Loklin23

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbogyl/what_do_squirrels_pay_with/

What do squirrels pay with? Cashews. That's nuts.

2021-12-08 10:32:47

Corny Food Jokes

wigglygnome

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbo620/which_comedian_is_the_coldest/

Which comedian is the coldest? Bill Burrrrrrrr

2021-12-08 10:12:07

Puns and Wordplay

Pokerface2300

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbo3de/what_do_you_call_a_fish_wearing_a_bowtie/

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated

2021-12-08 10:07:02

Fishing Jokes

Skilldini

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbnxc5/my_neighbour_knocked_on_my_door_at_230am_can_you/

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am, can you believe that, 2.30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.

2021-12-08 09:56:16

Music Puns and Jokes

Psychological-Gap552

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbnrkl/why_dont_chinese_kids_believe_in_santa/

Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make all the toys.

2021-12-08 09:45:29

Holiday Jokes and Puns

RockRida317

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbnkf8/what_did_jayz_call_his_wife_before_they_got/

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married Feyoncé

2021-12-08 09:31:47

Dark Humor Jokes

incredibleinkpen

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbnj9p/i_lost_my_job_as_a_waiter_when_i_served_one_of/

I lost my job as a waiter when I served one of the customers his food. On the downside, I got chicken all over my tennis racket.

2021-12-08 09:29:51

Dad Jokes and Puns

humanbeast7

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbni5x/which_game_does_a_sunlight_alergic_gamer_play/

Which game does a sunlight alergic gamer play? Dead By Daylight

2021-12-08 09:27:39

Sun and Moon Jokes

Gravy_Boi69

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbnfk1/i_really_had_to_climb_a_tall_tower_in_france/

I really had to climb a tall tower in france... But Eiffel off...

2021-12-08 09:23:01

Puns and Wordplay

StormPhysical

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbmyc4/why_are_all_the_numbers_afraid_of_7/

Why are all the numbers afraid of 7? Because 789.

2021-12-08 08:50:00

Number jokes

Bak_286

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rblum2/i_was_talking_to_my_mate_and_i_said_to_him/

I was talking to my mate and I said to him “Why can I see right through you?”He said “my child, they’ve recently gone transgender”“So I’m transparent

2021-12-08 07:36:18

Dad Jokes

designerwookie

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbli1y/did_you_hear_about_the_penguin_that_found_a/

Did you hear about the penguin that found a genies lamp? ...he got three fishes.

2021-12-08 07:14:28

Fishing Jokes

imnailingyourmom

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbkh6f/what_do_you_call_it_when_a_mother_gives_birth_on/

What do you call it when a mother gives birth on a boat? A sea-section

2021-12-08 06:12:07

Ocean-Themed Jokes

NZOC

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbk6fh/why_are_2_canyons_better_than_1/

Why are 2 canyons better than 1... ... because they are gorges.(Gorgeous, get it?)I'll see myself out.In my defense, my daughter told me that one.

2021-12-08 05:54:32

Pun Jokes

enzotoretto

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbjs77/whyd_the_alternate_universe_spiderman_do_so_well/

Why’d the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He’s an excellent parallel Parker 😬

2021-12-08 05:31:06

Body-related puns

Te_Quiero_Puta

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbjkfz/its_my_cakeday_so_heres_a_freebie_what_do_you/

It's my cakeday so here's a freebie. What do you call a ghost who's invited to a meal with friends? A dinnergiest.

2021-12-08 05:19:02

Ghost and Skeleton Jokes

RichLeighton

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbjivi/pig_joke/

Pig Joke What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

2021-12-08 05:16:33

Animal Wordplay Jokes

LeKrispyKreme

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbjfyw/whats_a_concert_that_only_costs_45_cents/

Whats a concert that only costs 45 cents? 50 cent ft. Nickleback

2021-12-08 05:11:59

Cheap Concert Jokes

nevertriedthat

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbjeom/how_do_potatoes_get_to_the_moon/

How do potatoes get to the moon? They fly in space-chips.

2021-12-08 05:10:00

Moon Restaurant Jokes

InToTheWoodsWeGo2

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbisw3/what_do_you_call_someone_who_hates_using_fax/

What do you call someone who hates using fax machines? Anti-Faxer

2021-12-08 04:36:47

Puns and Wordplay

wimpykidfan37

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbifk1/what_do_you_do_when_you_are_attacked_by_circus/

What do you do when you are attacked by circus clowns? Go for the juggler!

2021-12-08 04:17:20

Clown Juggler Jokes

MadCrow024

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbhrlq/what_is_the_cheapest_way_to_stay_in_shape/

What is the cheapest way to stay in shape? Free Weights.

2021-12-08 03:42:31

Humorous Puns and Jokes

Doggo_BorkBork

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbhh6e/i_found_the_perfect_class_to_learn_about_fevers/

I found the perfect class to learn about fevers It's called "Body Temperature 101".Sorry for the Non-Americans, pretend it says "Body Temperature 38"

2021-12-08 03:27:50

Puns and Wordplay

vedvikra

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbh8gv/buckets_really_are_the_best/

Buckets really are the best Everything else just PAILs in comparison.

2021-12-08 03:16:16

Puns and Wordplay

gaudiocomplex

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbh88k/so_i_hired_this_dude_to_count_people_in_the_bible/

So I hired this dude to count people in the Bible for me. How many Noah's are there. How many Moseses. That sort of thing. Well, today, he stopped about halfway through. I'm sad to say that I had to let him go. I mean, he only had one Job.

2021-12-08 03:16:00

Wordplay and Puns

ggfchl

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbgnck/a_limbo_champion_walks_into_a_bar/

A limbo champion walks into a bar He was disqualified

2021-12-08 02:48:21

Bar Jokes

DatabaseSolid

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbfzjp/did_you_know_the_first_computer_dates_back_to/

Did you know the first computer dates back to Adam and Eve? It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

2021-12-08 02:15:30

Puns and Wordplay Jokes

OhEmGeeRachael

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbfdws/chicken_strips/

Chicken strips Dad: I don't know what I want; I'm not very hungry.Server: Maybe the chicken strips for $6?Dad: Maybe it does but that doesn't make me any less hungry!

2021-12-08 01:46:33

Dad Jokes and Puns

DatabaseSolid

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbf8bv/where_did_the_two_bananas_finally_settle_their/

Where did the two bananas finally settle their dispute? At the Court of A-peels.

2021-12-08 01:38:53

Food Puns

FearTheCheese203

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbewrf/when_is_mount_interest_the_tallest/

When is Mount Interest the tallest? At it’s pique

2021-12-08 01:23:03

Puns and Wordplay Jokes

Forest_eats_yo_cake

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbepgx/whats_the_most_dangerous_part_of_the_pool_for/

What’s the most dangerous part of the pool for children? Depends.

2021-12-08 01:13:11

Humor and Lifeguard Jokes

NicksBB

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbe0wl/my_wife_always_laughs_at_me_whenever_i_shit_myself/

My wife always laughs at me whenever I shit myself. She loves self-defecating humor.

2021-12-08 00:38:50

Relationship Humour

andersonfmly

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbdm5b/my_kids_keep_laughing_at_and_teasing_me_about_my/

My kids keep laughing at and teasing me about my memory… Well, they won’t be laughing or teasing when there’s no decorated eggs hidden under the Christmas tree.

2021-12-08 00:18:07

Alcohol and Drinking Jokes

ragingbulgogi

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbdgfi/whats_a_sugar_pill_that_looks_like_a_ghost/

What's a sugar pill that looks like a ghost? PlaceBOO

2021-12-08 00:10:03

Food and drink jokes

fullfrontalfluidity

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbd5k9/what_does_a_dad_do_to_find_out_who_changed_the/

What does a dad do to find out who changed the thermostat? Whatever it takes.

2021-12-07 23:55:18

Dad Jokes

incredibleinkpen

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbd43m/my_driving_instructor_told_me_to_reverse_park/

My driving instructor told me to reverse park. I said, "Krap..."

2021-12-07 23:53:14

Dad Jokes