Tad Williams
Iâ€™ve been told to go to Hell more times than I can count. But this time Iâ€™m actually going.,My nameâ€™s Bobby Dollar, sometimes known as Doloriel, and of course, Hell isnâ€™t a great place for someone like me - Iâ€™m an angel. They donâ€™t like my kind down there, not even the slightly fallen variety. But they have my girlfriend, who happens to be a beautiful demon named Casimira, Countess of Cold Hands. Why does an angel have a demon girlfriend? Well, certainly not because it helps my career.,Sheâ€™s being held hostage by one of the nastiest, most powerful demons in all of the netherworld - Eligor, Grand Duke of Hell. He already hates me, and heâ€™d like nothing better than to get his hands on me and rip my immortal soul right out of my borrowed but oh-so-mortal body.,But wait, it gets better! Not only do I have to sneak into Hell, make my way across thousands of miles of terror and suffering to reach Pandemonium, capital of the fiery depths, but then I have to steal Caz right out from under Eligorâ€™s burning eyes and smuggle her out again, past demon soldiers, hellhounds, and all the murderous creatures imprisoned there for eternity. And even if I somehow manage to escape Hell, Iâ€™m also being stalked by an undead psychopath named Smyler whoâ€™s been following me for weeks. Oh, and did I mention that he canâ€™t be killed?,So if I somehow survive Hell, elude the Grand Duke and all his hideous minions and make it back to the real world, Iâ€™ll still be the most hunted soul in Creation. But at least Iâ€™ll have Caz. Gotta have something to look forward to, right?,So just pour me that damn drink, will you? Iâ€™ve got somewhere to go.
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Happy Hour in Hell