Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner's comedy is carefully structured, impeccably timed and exquisitely funny. From one of the best comedians working today comes a wildly funny collection of stories about men, women, modern problems, and life before remote control.,Rita Rudner on pierced ears: "Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.",On Hair: "Nobody is really happy with what's on their heads. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly hair want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.",On childbirth: "It's scary. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty six hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty six hours.",On plastic surgery: "I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet."
Humor,Nonfiction,Humor,Comedy,Biography,Autobiography,Memoir
Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature