Rick Gualtieri
There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them. ,Meet Bill Ryder: programmer, gamer geek, and hopeless dweeb when it comes to women. All he ever asked for out of life was to collect his paycheck, hang out with his buds, and eventually (someday) ask out the girl of his dreams.,However, then Bill met Sally. She was mysterious, aggressive, and best of all...smoking hot. Bill never stood a chance. Before he knew what was happening Sally had lead him to his death, and that was only the beginning of his troubles. ,Now Bill awakes to find himself an undead predator of the night. The only problem is heâ€™s still at the bottom of the food chain. ,Heâ€™s in way over his head, surrounded by creatures more dangerous, better looking, and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst of all is the dreaded Night Razor, a master vampire who just canâ€™t stand him. He gives Bill a 90-day deadline to either prove himself or meet a more permanent kind of death, and the deck is definitely stacked against him.,But Bill isnâ€™t exactly average. A vampire like him hasnâ€™t been seen in over five centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies to help him out, and an attitude problem that makes him just too damn obnoxious to quit. He may just pull it off... if he doesn't get his teeth kicked in first.,Bill the Vampire, is an 80,000 word horror comedy adventure by Rick Gualtieri.
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Bill the Vampire