Borat Sagdiyev
JAGSHEMASH! WELCOMES IN KAZAKHSTAN!,In coitus with Kazakh Minister of Information, telelviski journalist Borat Sagdiyev is take great pleasuring himself to present this touristic guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstanâ€“home to many many of Central Asiaâ€™s most highly respected sex criminals. This volume is showcase of all that is great of Kazakhstanâ€“marvel at the statistic of Nurek Dam, make your childrens laugh with our jokes about jews and take a peekings inside brandnew Capitalist Supermall Viktor Hotelierâ€™s Shopcityâ€“3 stores and electrical staircare!!,Containings over half the photographs, maps and writings ever produced by Kazakhstan and printed on our finest grade paper (50% tree, 10% asbestos, 22% gypsy, 18% pubis)â€“this books will surely makings you visit Kazakhstan most urgently! You welcomesâ€“we seeings you soon!,BORAT: TOURISTIC GUIDINGS TO MINOR NATION OF U.S. AND A. ,JAGSHEMASH READER!,Subsequents to worldwide successes of his blockbusterings moviefilm, Borat Sagdiyevâ€“televiski journalist and 4th most famous person of Kazakhstanâ€“have in associate with Ministry of Information produce this travel guidings journal to minor nation of US and A. This book a most sensible acquisition if you are think of travel to this country and will instruct you on all you needing knowâ€“from how to get cage of your wife through airport, to how to gain entry to an American vagine without spend money.,It also contain most explicit guidings to American peoplesâ€“did you know that there are over 1,000 of them with chocolate colour skin? And that it natural, not makeups!? Learn too of the great American citiesâ€“Washingtons DC, New York and Londonsâ€“and read truthful accounts of their landmarks: for examples, discover that in realitys, the World Trade Centers of New York City is not near so tall as they saying it is.,Containings many many photographs never before looked upon and writings of most splendid caliber, this book really is a very nice!
Humor,Humor,Comedy,Travel,Nonfiction
BORAT: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan