Lawrence Dorfman
Bah! Humbug! Itâ€™s that time of year againâ€¦.Time to spend too much, drink too much, eat too much, smile falsely, dig down deep to try and find â€œgood cheer,â€ battle crowds, try to find parking in over-crowded lots, ignore surly clerks, bartenders, waiters, valets, and parking lot attendants, all in the pursuit of that moment of happiness known throughout the world asâ€¦dun, dun, dun: the Holidays. Has there ever been a time ,more, suited to tapping into snark? With commentary, jokes, and quotes regarding Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, New Yearâ€™s; on bad presents, worse in-laws, horrible children, and much more glorious excess. Enjoy such rotten sugar plums as:,Â Â Â Â Â â€¢ â€œSanta Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.â€â€”Victor Borge,Â Â Â Â Â â€¢ â€œIf someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it...No awkward explanations of virgin birth...No Irving Berlin songs.â€â€”Among the Top Ten Reasons to Love Hanukkah,Â Â Â Â Â â€¢ â€œWhat I donâ€™t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.â€â€”Phyllis Diller,Snark, the Herald Angels Sing, is destined to be a holiday classic.
Humor,Holiday,Christmas,Nonfiction,Humor,Comedy
Snark! The Herald Angels Sing: Sarcasm, Bitterness and  the Holiday Season