F.L. Fowler
Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!,Â ,Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.Â  ,Â ,â€œI want you to see this. Then youâ€™ll know everything. Itâ€™s a cookbook,â€ he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. â€œI want to prepare you, very much.â€ This isnâ€™t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. Thereâ€™s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises weâ€™ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . ,Holy crap,., ,â€œI will control everything that happens here,â€ he says. â€œYou can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, youâ€™re my ingredient.â€ Iâ€™ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into somethingâ€”what? Something ,delicious,. ,Â ,So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. Jamesâ€™s sensational ,Fifty Shades of Grey ,trilogy,. ,Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. Â ,And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three actsâ€”â€œThe Novice Birdâ€ (easy recipes for roasters), â€œFalling to Piecesâ€ (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and â€œAdvanced Techniquesâ€ (the climax of cooking)â€”,Fifty Shades of Chicken, is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.,With memorable tips and revealing photographs, ,Fifty Shades of Chicken, will have you dominating dinner.
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Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook