Jen Lancaster
One would think that with Jen Lancasterâ€™s impressive list of bestselling self-improvement memoirsâ€”Bitter Is the New Black; Bright Lights, Big Ass; Such a Pretty Fat; Pretty in Plaid; My Fair Lazy; and Jeneration Xâ€”that she would have it all together by now.,One would be wrong. ,Jenâ€™s still a little rough around the edges. Suffice it to say, sheâ€™s no Martha Stewart. And that is exactly why Jen is going to Martha up and live her life according to the advice of Americaâ€™s overachieving older sisterâ€”the woman who turns lemons into lavender-infused lemonade.,By immersing herself in Marthaâ€™s media empire, Jen will embark on a yearlong quest to take herself, her house, her husband (and maybe even her pets) to the next levelâ€”from closet organization to craft making, from party planning to kitchen prep.,Maybe Jen can go four days without giving herself food poisoning if she follows Marthaâ€™s dictates on proper storage....Maybe she can grow closer to her girlfriends by taking up their boring-ass hobbies like knitting and sewing.â€¦Maybe she can finally rid her workout clothes of meatball stains by using Marthaâ€™s laundry tips.â€¦ Maybe she can create a more meaningful anniversary celebration than just getting drunk in the pool with her husband....again. And maybe, just maybe, sheâ€™ll discover that the key to happiness does, in fact, lie in Marthaâ€™s perfectly arranged cupboards and artfully displayed charcuterie platters.,Or maybe not.
Nonfiction,Autobiography,Memoir,Humor,Womens Fiction,Chick Lit,Audiobook,Biography Memoir,Biography,Humor,Comedy,Adult,Self Help
The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog