S. Gater
Jack and Angela violate the tomb of Ashakashet, a beautiful Ancient Egyptian queen whose all-too-brief reign ended when puritanical priests, outraged by the queenâ€™s libidinous behavior, put a curse on her, reducing her to a comatose, mummy-like state that can be lifted only if someone has sex with her. The priests figured sheâ€™d remain that way forever, since no one in their right mind would want to cozy up to a withered old mummy-woman. But they didnâ€™t count on a man like Jack Merkin. Alas, in order to awaken this Sleeping Ugly, he must get past the jackal-headed guardian of the tomb. Since this immortal beast-man has been on the job for millennia without any kind of sexual release, it look like itâ€™s up to Angela to, um, â€œdistractâ€ him, while Jack plunders Ashakashetâ€™s inner chamber.
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