Lawrence Dorfman
According to NewYorker.com, â€œLawrence Dorfman assembled a heroic collection. I spent an hour in a state of catharsis, reveling in the sufficiency of the insults,â€ in his previous homage to snarkdom (,Insult Edition,). Now just imagine the reviewerâ€™s state after an hour reading the ,Sex Edition,. Here are sharply witty personal observations, jokes, quotations, he-said-she-said snarks, and much more. A taste of whatâ€™s to come:,Â Â Â Â Â â€¢ â€œIâ€™d like to meet the man who invented sex and see what heâ€™s working on now.â€â€”George Carlin,Â Â Â Â Â â€¢ â€œWe have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.â€â€”Lily Tomlin,Â Â Â Â Â â€¢ â€œBigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.â€â€”Oscar Wilde,Â Â Â Â Â â€¢ A couple was lying in bed one evening, when the woman felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadnâ€™t in quite some time. His fingers started at her neck, moved down her shoulders, past the side of her breast and so forth. Then he suddenly stopped, rolled over, and became silent. She said, â€œHoney that was wonderful. Why did you stop?â€ â€œI found the remote,â€ he mumbled., With the same ,Snark Handbook, style, this latest entry in the series will titillate, amuse, and entertain.
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The Snark Handbook: Sex Edition: Innuendo, Irony, and Ill-Advised Insults on Intimacy