Helen Keeble
Things That Are Destroying Jane Greeneâ€™s Undead Social Life Before It Can Even Begin:,1) A twelve-year-old brother whoâ€™s convinced sheâ€™s a zombie.,2) Parents who are begging her to turn them into vampires.,3) The pet goldfish she accidentally turns instead.,4) Weird superpowers that let her rip the heads off of every other vampire she meets.(Sounds cool, but it doesn't win you many friends.),5) A psychotic vampire creator whoâ€™s using her to carry out a plan for world domination.,And finally:,6) A seriously ripped vampire hunter who either wants to stake her or make out with her. Not sure which.,Being an undead, eternally pasty fifteen-year-old isn't quite the sexy, brooding, angst-fest Jane always imagined...,Helen Keebleâ€™s riotous debut novel combines the humor of Vladimir Tod with Ally Carterâ€™s spot-on teen voice. With a one-of-a-kind vampire mythology and an irresistibly relatable undead heroine, this uproarious page-turner will leave readers bloodthirsty for more.
Paranormal,Vampires,Young Adult,Fantasy,Paranormal,Fantasy,Humor,Fantasy,Urban Fantasy,Romance,Fantasy,Supernatural,Humor,Comedy,Family
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