as shown in fig1 a novel kettle 10 according to the invention includes a nonflat semicylindrical side wall 12 contiguous with a flat bottom 14 . extending from the nonflat side wall 12 is a spout 16 which extends upward and then horizontally to a horizontally opening aperture 18 . the kettle 10 has a larger aperture 20 covered by a removable lid 22 . a handle 24 is attached to the kettle 10 . referring now to fig2 there is shown the kettle 10 with its semicylindrical side wall 12 , flat bottom 14 and a contiguous flattened or flat rear wall 26 . the aperture 18 is shown extending perpendicularly away from the flat side wall 26 . detailed aspects of the spout 16 are shown wherein it extends upwards vertically and then horizontally away from the side wall 26 . note that the thickness of the flattened vertical side wall 26 is illustrated as &# 34 ; a &# 34 ; and the thickness of the bottom 14 is illustrated as &# 34 ; b &# 34 ; whereas the thickness of the remainder of the kettle 10 is illustrated generally as a thickness &# 34 ; c &# 34 ;. in the preferred embodiment &# 34 ; b &# 34 ; is greater than &# 34 ; a &# 34 ;, and &# 34 ; c &# 34 ; is less than &# 34 ; a &# 34 ; or &# 34 ; b &# 34 ;. the specific dimensions of &# 34 ; a &# 34 ;, &# 34 ; b &# 34 ; and &# 34 ; c &# 34 ; may change and may be selected from a variety of parameters . the thickness for the parameter &# 34 ; b &# 34 ; is always greater than the thickness of the parameter &# 34 ; a &# 34 ; and is selected such that the center of gravity for the kettle is substantially within a plane illustrated as p -- p &# 39 ;. this plane p -- p &# 39 ; is the plane defined by the lateral aspect of the handle 24 within the position illustrated in fig1 and 2 . a typical example of the kettle 10 according to the invention is when the bottom of the tea kettle is defined by one half of an elipse divided along its great axis wherein the greater axis is 8 . 5 inches and the minor axis is 8 inches . further , the distance from the bottom 14 to the uppermost point of the spout 16 is 5 . 5 inches , the height of the flattened side wall 26 is 4 . 5 inches , and the parameters &# 34 ; a &# 34 ;, &# 34 ; b &# 34 ; and &# 34 ; c &# 34 ; are 4 . 5 millimeters , 5 millimeters , and 4 millimeters , respectively . the distance from the top of the nonflat surface of the kettle 10 shown in fig2 to the uppermost aspect of the handle 24 with the foregoing parameters is preferably 3 . 5 inches and the handle preferably weighs between about 1 ounce and 5 ounces . shown in fig3 is a rearview of the kettle 10 from the aspect of the flat wall 26 . the kettle 10 is preferably made of a material selected from the group consisting of iron , brass , aluminum , copper , stainless steel , or an enameled aspect of the first four . as shown in detail in fig3 lid 22 is adapted to removably seal the aperture 20 . as illustrated the aperture 20 is substantially greater than the aperture 18 at the end of the spout 16 . further , the thickness of the bottom 14 is illustrated as substantially greater than the thickness of the nonflat side wall 12 shown in fig3 as having a thickness &# 34 ; c &# 34 ;. there is shown within and contained within the kettle 10 a quantity of a liquid , for example , water 30 . in fig3 the bottom 14 is required to be of sufficient thickness such that it may be separated into two parts ( not shown ), namely a bottom which is an integral portion of the kettle 10 and another removable part which attaches to the bottom of the kettle by any number of means such as for example clamps , or a tongue and groove slot arrangement . such a removable bottom may conform to the shape of the bottom of the kettle 10 as shown in fig5 or may assume a variety of other shapes for decorative or design purposes . it may be separately usable as a trivet in addition to its function to counterbalance to insure the center of gravity of the kettle 10 falling within the plane p -- p &# 39 ; wherein the handle 24 is located . in fig4 there is shown a top view of the kettle 10 wherein the lid 22 is shown sealing the large aperture 20 . the spout 16 is shown extending upwards and then horizontally to an opening 18 which points perpendicular away from the side wall 26 . the handle 24 is shown pivoted towards the nonflat side wall 12 . the handle 24 is retained in brackets 32 and 34 forming an integral part of the kettle 10 . a portion 36 of the handle 24 is preferably made of a heat insulating material to facilitate picking up the kettle 10 with minimal conduction of heat to the portion 36 from the kettle 10 . finally , there is shown in fig5 a bottom view of the kettle 10 wherein the nonflat side wall 12 is shown contiguous with the bottom 14 and the flat side wall 26 . further illustrated is the thickness &# 34 ; a &# 34 ; for the side wall 26 and the thickness &# 34 ; c &# 34 ; for the nonflat side wall 12 . the illustration is such that the thickness &# 34 ; a &# 34 ; is greater than the thickness &# 34 ; c &# 34 ;. it is to be understood that further modifications and alterations of the embodiment shown and alternative embodiments of the kettle and / or steamer described for this invention will be apparent for those skilled in the art in view of this description . accordingly , this description is to be viewed as illustrative only of the preferred embodiment at this time and for the purpose of teaching those skilled in the art the manner of carrying out the invention including the importance of the center of gravity of the novel invention being located in the plane of the handle . it is to be understood that the forms of the invention herewith shown and described including the thick bottom , whether by detachable trivet or not , are the presently preferred embodiments . various changes may be made in the shape , size and arrangement of the parts . equivalent elements or materials may be substituted for those illustrated and described herein , parts may be reversed , and certain features of the invention may be utilized independently of the use of other features . all of this as would be apparently to one skilled in the art after having the benefit of this description and thus the inventor in this instrument relies upon the doctrine of equivalents for his claims as set forth below , to wit :
a kettle is adapted for use on a narrow ledge of a wood , pellet , or coal burning stove or the like by flattening one side and providing substantially greater weight per unit area to the flattened side and bottom such that the center of gravity of the kettle is located in the vicinity of the juncture between the bottom and the flattened side . a spout for the kettle is adapted with an opening which points horizontally away from the flattened side to direct steam to a space in front of the stove and thereby minimize damage from steam otherwise rising directly upward and depositing moisture on adjacent or nearby stove pipes or parts .