instruction: Write a poem about a cat owner who gets transported to a parallel universe where highly advanced cats keep humans as pets.
response: I’d always been a cat person
  But ne’er it crossed my mind
  That one day I’d be whisked off to
  A world run by felines
  
  Though stunned by what I saw at first
  (Imagine cats in hats!)
  It wasn’t long before I found
  I’d have to face some facts
  
  For one, the cats were civilized
  Far more than you or I
  There was free fish both night and day
  And many warm spots to lie
  
  They’d music made of mewing notes
  With basso purring too
  They had sculpture, architecture,
  (Though furballs were the glue)
  
  But one night in my wanderings
  I heard a fearful cry
  A half-forgotten human sound
  The wailing of a child
  
  With unease growing in my heart
  I sought the baleful noise
  And through a window brightly lit
  I saw a group of boys
  
  The cats were playing with them, yes
  The way you’d treat a pet
  But the boys were crying nonetheless
  Eyes shining big and wet
  
  At once I knew what had them down,
  What necessity they lacked
  They cried and cried “Mama! Papa!”
  To home they wanted back
  
  When I returned from that strange land
  And heard my own cat whine
  The sound of those poor children
  Echoed deep inside my mind