Gus Dur keng neng eneng ngedingaghi cek sabbherah, tenang ben lok cak ngocak pa apah. Marenah oreng lakek jiah mangkat, mored ghellek se ngetelak kejadien jiah penasaran ben atanyah, "Arapah Gus Dur keng neng eneng lok meles cak ocak eng oreng lakek ghellek?" Beberempah bektoh marenah Gus Dur atanyah dek mored ghellek, "Mon seseoreng merrik hedeh sesuatu, tapeh hedeh lok endek neremah, teros andik eng sapah ben ghiben ghellek?" "Yeh andik eng se merrik," jeweb moreddeh. "Deiyyeh kiah bik cak ocak kasar ghellek," kocak eng Gus Dur. Deri jiah, Gus Dur ngajheraghi jhek cara se paleng beccek ghebey ngelaben oreng se cak ngocak en jiah neremah cakocak eng tapeh lok e pamasok dek ateh.