b'\n_START_ARTICLE_\nDefinite Article\n_START_PARAGRAPH_\nDefinite Article \xc3\xa4r den engelske komikern Eddie Izzards upptr\xc3\xa4dande p\xc3\xa5 Shaftesbury Theatre i London fr\xc3\xa5n 1996. Det \xc3\xa4r hans tredje show och den har givits ut b\xc3\xa5de som video/dvd och som cd, dock inspelade olika kv\xc3\xa4llar. Han upptr\xc3\xa4dde under 10 uts\xc3\xa5lda veckor som sedan f\xc3\xb6ljdes upp med en 4 m\xc3\xa5nader l\xc3\xa5ng turn\xc3\xa9 som inte bara tog honom runt Storbritannien och Irland utan \xc3\xa4ven till Paris (p\xc3\xa5 franska), Reykjavik, Amsterdam, Stockholm och K\xc3\xb6penhamn, samt 4 veckor i New York. Under f\xc3\xb6rest\xc3\xa4llningen tacklar Eddie \xc3\xa4mnen som Pavlovs hundar (och katter..), europeiska spr\xc3\xa5k, Hannibal och papegojor_NEWLINE__NEWLINE_Som Pavlov: "Day 1: Rang bell, dog ate food. Very excited. Day 2: Rang bell louder dog even more food. Have become welsh. Day 3: Like speaking in Welsh so have decided to continue in that way, rang bell, dog ate so much that he explodes. Win Nobel dog prize at Crofts. But he never published his cat results did he? Oh yes they were hushed up. Day 1: Rang bell, cat fucked off. Day 2: Rang bell cat went and answered door. Day 3: Rang bell, cat said he eaten earlier. Cheeky bugger. Day 4: Went to ring bell but cat had stolen batteries! Final day, day 5: rang bell with new batteries but cat put his paw on bell so it made a \'thunk\' noise. Then cat rang his own bell! I... ate food."'