in the wake of no'one 's pissed-off departure , tohr decided that short of the fact john matthew had n't managed to cut himself on the hand and foot thus far tonight , it looked like tohr and the kid had a lot in common : courtesy of their tempers , both were now dressed in the captain asshole costume - which included , for no extra charge , the cape of disgrace , the booties of shame , and keys to the fuck up mobile .