a typical national world weekly would tell the world how jesus ' face was seen on a big mac bun bought by someone from des moines , with an artist 's impression of the bun ; how elvis presley was recently sighted working in a burger lord in des moines ; how listening to elvis records cured a des moines housewife 's cancer ; how the spate of werewolves infesting the midwest are the offspring of noble pioneer women raped by bigfoot ; and that elvis was taken by space aliens in 1976 because he was too good for this world .