( `` ... now ron , you remember , our eric 's littlest , sybilla , well you would n't recognize her now , she 's taken up macrame , and our letitia , you know , our karen 's oldest , she 's become a lesbian but that 's all right these days and is doing a dissertation on the films of sergio leone as seen from a feminist perspective , and our stan , you know , our sandra 's twin , i told you about him last time , well , he won the darts tournament , which is nice because we all thought he was a bit of a mother 's boy , while the guttering over the shed 's come loose , but i spoke to our cindi 's latest , who 's a jobbing builder , and he 'll be over to see to it on sunday , and ohh , that reminds me ... '' ) no , beryl ormerod could wait .