the lounge contained a huge television , a white leather sofa , a video and a laserdisc player , an ansaphone , two telephones.. the ansaphone line , and the private line ( a number so far undiscovered by the legions of telephone salesmen who persisted in trying to sell crowley double glazing , which he already had , or life insurance , which he did n't need ) .. and a square matte black sound system , the kind so exquisitely engineered that it just has the on.. off switch and the volume control .