`` yes , they were extremely dry and boring , and in between my sucking off thousands of men , stealing the money from our treasury and embezzling funds from the pleb schools , getting shanked and filmed every afternoon by nylan , all my stints in and out of mental wards where i , as a boy your son 's age , beat the staff to the point they were all terrified of me , and raping and brainwashing the resistance leader i 'm only marrying for political reasons , i committed every single one of those laws , our laws and my father 's code , to memory .