that 's when the customs guy at kennedy decides there 's something a little funny about the way you look , or it 's one of the days when they got the dogs with the phd noses out there instead of at port authority and they all start to bark and pee all over the floor and it 's you they 're all just about strangling themselves on their choke-chains trying to get to , and after the customs guys toss all your luggage they take you into the little room and ask you if you 'd mind taking off your shirt and you say yeah i sure would i 'd mind like hell , i picked up a little cold down in the bahamas and the air-conditioning in here is real high and i 'm afraid it might turn into pneumonia and they say oh is that so , do you always sweat like that when the air-conditioning 's too high , mr. dean , you do , well , excuse us all to hell , now do it , and you do it , and they say maybe you better take off the t-shirt too , because you look like maybe you got some kind of a medical problem , buddy , those bulges under your pits look like maybe they could be some kind of lymphatic tumors or something , and you do n't even bother to say anything else , it 's like a center-fielder who does n't even bother to chase the ball when it 's hit a certain way , he just turns around and watches it go into the upper deck , because when it 's gone it 's gone , so you take off the t-shirt and hey , looky here , you 're some lucky kid , those are n't tumors , unless they 're what you might call tumors on the corpus of society , yuk-yuk-yuk , those things look more like a couple of baggies held there with scotch strapping tape , and by the way , do n't worry about that smell , son , that 's just goose .