returning to the specifics of our argument against this document : your insipid stupidity is evident from the first word of the first sentence of the first paragraph of your acknowledgments page , 'the , ' and from there the sense of simple-minded , pitiable absence of thought pervades all of the first paragraph until , by the roaring crescendo of imbecility leading up to the last word of the first paragraph , 'again , ' any possible authority the reader might have granted the author has been completely undermined by your inability to in any way convey even an unoriginal thought .