well , you ca n't have one , because not only do we not have an urn , but even if we did , we would not allow you to use it for the transport of the ashes , if only from the fear that you might find some way to reconstruct the book from them-and yes , we do know it is likely you have a copy of the manuscript , but we will feel a certain warmth in our hearts if by burning this copy we can at least slow down your reckless and obstinate attempt to publish this cretinous piece of excrement .