chipper never wanted to take over `` the family playpen , '' as he calls it , with its freight of `` gummers , '' `` zombies , '' `` bed wetters , '' and `` droolies , '' and after getting an accounting degree at uwcla riviere ( with hard-earned minors in promiscuity , gambling , and beer drinking ) , our boy accepted a position with the madison , wisconsin , office of the internal revenue service , largely for the purpose of learning how to steal from the government undetected .