the scuzzy old lounge ( where scuzzy old hoover dalrymple once held court and knocked heads most every friday and saturday night ) has been closed by unanimous vote of the town council since early june , when dale gilbertson scandalized the local political elite by showing them a video of three traveling strippers who billed themselves as the anal university trio , performing a synchronized cucumber routine on the tiny stage ( flpd cameraman : officer tom lund , let 's give him a hand ) , but the nelson 's residents still have only to go next door to get a beer ; it 's convenient .