i 'll talk to my mom and dad maybe every two weeks , and it 's just one of those please shoot me in the head kind of moments where you 're grasping for shit to say and your mouth is moving and suddenly you 're talking about the weather or the latest celebrity scandal or things you ca n't even remember just to keep the conversation going , just so it does n't lag and you do n't have to address the giant flaming pink rollerblading elephant in the room .