thirty dollars a month , five dollars living-out allowance , i expect you to work to the job not the clock , there 's some mythical creature called overtime , only no one 's even seen its footprints , if troll officers call you a gritsucker they 're out , and if you call them rocks you 're out , we 're just one big family and , when you 've been to a few domestic disputes , littlebottom , i can assure you that you 'll see the resemblance , we work as a team and we 're pretty much making it up as we go along , and half the time we 're not even certain what the law is , so it can get interesting , technically you 'll rank as a corporal , only do n't go giving orders to real policemen , you 're on a month 's trial , we 'll give you some training just as soon as there 's time , now , find an iconograph and meet me on misbegot bridge in ... damn ... better make it an hour .