'but maybe ... if your wife 's got any old clothes , p'raps , i 'm a size 12 , black for preference , or bakes the odd cake , no plums , they gives me wind , or got a bit of old mead put by , could be , or p'raps you 'll be killing a hog about now , best back 's my favourite , maybe some ham , a few pig knuckles ... anything you can spare , really .