`` well , miss nine-years-old , i 've got two hundred animals and a hundred people that want to go to ankh , and half of them hate the other half , and i 've not got enough people who can fight , and they say the roads are pretty bad and the bandits are getting really cheeky up in the paps and the trolls are demanding a bigger bridge toll this year and there 's weevils in the supplies and i keep getting these headaches and where , in all this , do i need you ? ''