carcer , by reason of the fact that before the dew 's off the leaves in the morning i 'll drag you in front of vetinari , and we 'll have the witnesses there , lots of 'em , and maybe even a lawyer for you if there 's any of 'em who could plead for you with a straight face and then , carcer , we 'll take you to the tanty , one gallows , no waiting , and you can dance the hemp fandango .