`` you may have seen my waltz a couple nights ago and are under the assumption i can dance , but the dance lessons my parents paid for me to take as a clumsy twelve-year-old only included the waltz , and i 'm afraid i 've got two left feet when it comes to anything else , '' i admitted to patrick , not really caring how many times i stepped on his feet-more caring about the fool i 'd make of myself in front of everyone else .