and after swooping in to save wil iam and bryn this morning , committing a felony by robbing bryn of al her jeans , staying corseted into this thing al night , '' she motioned down her sparkly nude-colored gown that had cinched her waist into 1950s hol ywood starlet tiny '' and chasing bryn around the bal with that beautiful gown that wil likely spend the rest of its days locked away in the back of her closet , '' she shot me a quick look that said id committed treason in her eyes , as if i wasnt already convinced of it '' im in need of several hours of recuperative rest .