rem: Sheeesh, didn't that dufus know the return statement can't be executed, or we end via that stop() function?  Oh Lordy, I is DROWNING in morons; they done REACHED clear up to my OUTER braces!  We's surely DOOMED now!
add: Sheeesh, didn't that doofus know the return statement can't be executed or that we end via a caught signal?  Oh Lordy, I is DROWNING in morons! They done REACHED clear up to my OUTER braces!  We's surely DOOMED now!
context: int main (int dont_care_argc, char **argv){   (void)dont_care_argc;   before(*argv);  /*   Ok, she's gone now.  Don't you mind her, she means well but yes, she is   a bit of a busy-body.  Always playing the matchmaker role, trying to do   away with unmarried windows and bachelors.  So, back to business buddy!   You're hungry, you said?  How'd you like a sandwich?  No, no, no -- not   the usual slopped together, hacked up illogic.  I'm talkin' a carefully   reasoned, artfully crafted, extremely capable, well behaved executable!   Well then, here, try THIS sandwich:  */                                        //                 +-------------+   windows_stage1();                    //                 top (sic) slice   configs_read();                      //                 > spread etc, <   parse_args(&argv[1]);                //                 > lean stuff, <   whack_terminal();                    //                 > onions etc. <   windows_stage2();                    //                 as bottom slice                                        //                 +-------------+   signal(SIGALRM,  stop);   signal(SIGHUP,   stop);   signal(SIGINT,   stop);   signal(SIGPIPE,  stop);   signal(SIGQUIT,  stop);   signal(SIGTERM,  stop);   signal(SIGTSTP,  suspend);   signal(SIGTTIN,  suspend);   signal(SIGTTOU,  suspend);   signal(SIGCONT,  wins_resize);   signal(SIGWINCH, wins_resize);   for (;;) {      struct timeval tv;      fd_set fs;      char c;                                        //                     This is it?      frame_make();                     //                     Impossible!      if (Msg_awaiting) show_msg(Msg_delayed);      if (0 < Loops) --Loops;      if (!Loops) stop(0);      if (Batch)         sleep((unsigned)Delay_time);      else {                            //   Linux reports time not slept,         tv.tv_sec = Delay_time;        //   so we must reinit every time.         tv.tv_usec = (Delay_time - (int)Delay_time) * 1000000;         FD_ZERO(&fs);         FD_SET(STDIN_FILENO, &fs);         if (0 < select(STDIN_FILENO+1, &fs, NULL, NULL, &tv)         &&  0 < chin(0, &c, 1))            do_key((unsigned)c);      }   }  /*   (listen before we return, aren't you sort of sad for old 'frame_make'?)   (so, uh, why don't we just move this main guy to near the beginning of)   (the C source file.  then that poor old function would be sure to have)   (at least a chance at scopin' us out, ya know what i mean?  so what do)   (ya think?  all things considered, would that be a proper thing to do?)   Now there's an EXCELLENT idea!  After all, SOME programmers DO code the   main function ANY OLD PLACE they feel like.  And in doing THAT, they're   helping to keep those that FOLLOW out of mischief, busy HUNTING for the   <bleepin'> thing.  Further, by moving it we can contribute to PROTOTYPE   PROLIFERATION for every function main calls.  Don't you KNOW that those   declarations OFTEN LINGER, usually long AFTER the REAL definitions have   DISAPPEARED, since programs do evolve?  Yep that's a GREAT idea you got   there, NICE GOING!  But, here's an opposing view: ANYONE who'd put main   ANYWHERE such that its LOCATION cannot be REACHED with JUST 1 KEYSTROKE   better turn in their Coding_Badge and Pocket_Protector then -- BE GONE!   The main function has only ONE proper HOME: always the LAST function in   that C Listing.  End-of-Story, No-More-Discussion, so BE QUIET already!   \---------------------------------------------------------------------/   Sheeesh, didn't that dufus know the return statement can't be executed,   or we end via that stop() function?  Oh Lordy, I is DROWNING in morons;   they done REACHED clear up to my OUTER braces!  We's surely DOOMED now!   /---------------------------------------------------------------------\  */   return 0;}