Damn I just realized I ' m over 300 months old <| sep |> The stolen thing was a big risk . and it had some downside because some people just read the headline and saw the photo of me and marked me as a criminal . The beach thing could have just fizzled with just the photocopy tech getting pissed off . Fortunately , they paid . We tried a gorilla suit thing were we smashed a car up at a major intersection . It got a little local TV time but the net result was not worth the effort it was the type of outrageous that was just lame <| sep |> Brad Nortman jr will be our punter . Then Brad Nortman III . then Brad Nortman IV , ., Brad Nortman XVII <| sep |> It ' s nothing exciting , I ' m afraid . I use TSM , and I search for uncommon armor , levels 1080 , via the shopping tab . That generally processes around 250 pages on my server , which takes a few minutes . I go and fix a drink , come back , and go through the list sorted by % market value . The first 1020 items are usually people who have found greens whilst leveling and thrown them on for 110 g , unaware of their transmog value . Because this isn ' t sniper , there ' s no great rush to buy them . I go through relatively slowly , checking the regional average value and more generally whether I think the item ' s appearance is worth trying to resell . Automatic yes to exciting shoulderscapeschestpieces , but I judge other stuff more subjectively , relying on the market values and sale rates .