I watched Shazier get that tackle on 2 nd and goal and they gave it to timmons <| sep |> only I get to give my girlfriend blowjobs <| sep |> Imagine if you were Tolzien . It ' s like all your wide receivers got caught stealing in Saudi Arabia . <| sep |> It seems like a battle of which team wants to lose this game more at this point <| sep |> Laura Rutledge is a dime <| sep |> Am I doing it right ? <| sep |> Fucking ridiculous playcalling . Run the fucking ball <| sep |> Basicly you let the super whale do everything while your 4 tank take the brunt force of it . Thing is while someone people have cecil not everyone has 2 tank and not everyone has fullbreaker or ele up move . CoD , Tilith . <| sep |> That ' s why I ' m on rStandup promoting VR shows and heckler takedowns instead of on Conan promoting my actual comedy .