Can ' t I just like . give you waffles ? <| sep |> Don ' t worry bruh , I gotchu C 4 as in the explosive . <| sep |> Seahawks Cowboys gonna be lit fam <| sep |> my first kiss that i dont remember was this kid called Jess when i was about five , we both liked each other and my aunt was babysitting us and his sister and my cousin told him to kiss me before i left so he did and apparently he got embarrassed and jumped out the window , breaking itbut the first kiss i remember , i was 16 and my friend would tell every black guy we saw in the hallway at school that i would suck his dick and this one guy actually stopped and idk , he started talking to us and then he kissed my friend and they all left and he told me he was gonna kiss me and he did and this one guy video taped it because that ' s what freshman in high school do , i guessyup .