How about they terminate that terrible google home add that launches a new tab on touch screen mouse over ! ! I ' ve probably launched that damn thing at least once a day just scrolling on my phone . <| sep |> Tsthn tulisi hyv viikonloppulanka saako tahmauksen ? <| sep |> Not likely . But let ' s see . <| sep |> Russia and Canada will survive the elements indefinitely , but Canada will win . Sorry Russia , our indigenous people are born to fight . 1 ' INUIT ' would harvest a Narwhal spike and Vlad the Impaler you . <| sep |> Ayyyy cunts check this cracka of a john dory outSo last night right I tucked the youngens into bed , gave em there good night kisses and shit and went over to my old bag who mind you was fucken snoren away on the couch after she polished the goon sack off from yesterday arvo . Anyway I wake the mutt up to get to bed so I could get my old fella abit moist you know and she has the fucken nerve to tell me to fuck right off cause she found out from her slut mate Cheryl that I ' ve been texting her mates younger sister and shit tryna get her on a larry Ender one tuesday and hava real dig at her bearded dragon . Well being the sorta red pilled cunt I am I didnt stand for that sorta accusational mumbo jumbo . Which mind you I never actually got around to putting one through her so I ' m pretty fucken safe . Fucken anyway I says to her you ' d better provide some fucken proof or your fat arse is fucken toast . So I get up and quickly run over to the dunny , jump on my mobile and go back through the messages on fuckbook . I find the fucking real incriminating shit , you know the real juicy shit I was sending and try to edit the cunts but wouldn ' t ya believe it I couldn ' t for the life of me edit fucken anything . So I ' m on the dunny chucking a real stinka when I remember my old mate spez knows how to edit shit without leaving a trace . So send him a quick 1 2 and give him the run down ya know and the fucken sick cunt fucken magically changes all of it to make me out like I was talking good shit about my old hag of a missus . Fucken anyway I get out of the dunny go and sit my arse down next to chezz and absofuckinglutely demolish the slut when she finds out what I actually said . She starts crying all over the place and shit , apologising and what not . I accept and fuck me drunk I gave her the biggest fucken pounding she ' s ever copped . I reckon I made her axe wound hurt more than it did when she popped the two rug rats out . Fucken yiewwww and I owe it all to my fucking good mate spez . Fucken sickest bloke on the block . If ya need something edited online he ' s ya fucken manThe next VB is for you mate . Cheers uspez