Whoa . Please tag this NSFL . Gonna go puke up 5 lbs of turkey and gravy . Asshole . <| sep |> I can ' t work out any scenario involving just 0 . 5 and 1 that equals 2 . <| sep |> Define fresh . Once a bowl , once a day , once a week , or once it evaporates ? <| sep |> Ohhhhh nice . Thank you , I never would ' ve guessed that . <| sep |> A rather absurd case occurred where I lived in Illinois about 8 years ago . Guy picks up a drunk friend from a party to drive him home . Sober driver stops at a grocery store , and leaves drunk friend asleep in the car . Cop finds the drunk friend and arrests him for DUI . No keys on him . Just the fact that he was drunk and in a car by himself was enough to get the conviction . The car owner wasn ' t charged with anything , but I ' m sure his insurance company just st loved the fact that his car was involved in a DUI .