Yeah I was toying with that phrase but ultimately decided it was bad for my argument . If anything , it ' s only looks like a duck . There ' s no quacking in JSX . <| sep |> A fat person dressed in a too big tank top with an American flag on it tucked into jean shorts , no belt , with his belly hanging over the top of the shorts . On his feet are white ankle crew socks pulled up and white sneakers . On his head is a NASCAR baseball cap . He ' s wearing a fanny pack and eating a corn dog . And he ' s got a gun on his person , somewhere , because , you know , ' Murica . <| sep |> Side note I fucking love Cake <| sep |> You should work on your writing skills m 88 <| sep |> Just hiding it to get the best shot of the rings <| sep |> Ditch the saw , mace , taser , multitool , most of the rope , detergent , rice , the 50 meals , the extra headlamp . You won ' t need them . Be prepared to bivy in the hammock a fair bit , ' cause West TX can be a bit sparse on trees . There ' s also stuff you ' ll need that you didn ' t listlike a sleeping pad and sleeping bag , clothes . You only need enough cord to pitch the tarp doesn ' t take much stakes . Wash your clothes in sinks if needed , but 3 days 2 weeks isn ' t long at all . You certainly don ' t need 50 meals maybe you meant 5 ? . You don ' t need 5 either though , haha , but it ' s not a huge weight penalty if it provides you some peace of mind . I ' m a huge proponent of oatmeal , though . I ' d recommend building your meal plan around that and supplementing it as needed with other things . Peanut butter is nice as well , albeit less filling per calorie and ounce . Basically you ' ll need stuff to keep you warm and dry , plus food . The rest of that stuff is just dead weight .