Not as much . Water bug ! Not taking sides ! Ken , I ' m wearing a Ohapstick hat ! This is pathetic ! I ' ve got issues ! Well , well , well , a royal flush ! You ' re bluffing . Am I ? Surf ' s up , dude ! Poo water ! That bowl is gnarly . Except for those dirty yellow rings ! Kenneth ! What are you doing ? ! You know , I don ' t even like honey ! I don ' t eat it ! We need to talk ! He ' s just a little bee ! And he happens to bethe nicest bee I ' ve met in a long time ! Long time ? What are you talking about ? ! Are there other bugs in your life ? No , but there are other things buggingme in life . And you ' re one of them ! Fine ! Talking bees , no yogurt night . My nerves are fried from ridingon this emotional roller coaster ! Goodbye , Ken . And for your information , I prefer sugarfree , artificialsweeteners made by man ! I ' m sorry about all that . I know it ' s gotan aftertaste ! I like it ! I always felt there was some kindof barrier between Ken and me . I couldn ' t overcome it . Oh , well . Are you OK for the trial ? I believe Mr . Montgomeryis about out of ideas . We would like to callMr . Barry Benson Bee to the stand . Good idea ! You can really see why he ' sconsidered one of the best lawyers . Yeah . Layton , you ' vegotta weave some magic with this jury , or it ' s gonna be all over . Don ' t worry . The only thing I haveto do to turn this jury around is to remind themof what they don ' t like about bees . You got the tweezers ? Are you allergic ? Only to losing , son . Only to losing . Mr . Benson Bee , I ' ll ask youwhat I think we ' d all like to know . What exactly is your relationship to that woman ? We ' re friends . Good friends ? Yes . How good ? Do you live together ? Wait a minute . Are you her little . . bedbug ? I ' ve seen a bee documentary or two . From what I understand , doesn ' t your queen give birthto all the bee children ? Yeah , but . So those aren ' t your real parents ! Oh , Barry . Yes , they are ! Hold me back ! You ' re an illegitimate bee , aren ' t you , Benson ? He ' s denouncing bees ! Don ' t y ' all date your cousins ? Objection ! I ' m going to pincushion this guy ! Adam , don ' t ! It ' s what he wants ! Oh , I ' m hit ! ! Oh , lordy , I am hit ! Order ! Order ! The venom ! The venomis coursing through my veins ! I have been felledby a winged beast of destruction ! You see ? You can ' t treat themlike equals ! They ' re striped savages ! Stinging ' s the only thingthey know ! It ' s their way ! Adam , stay with me . I can ' t feel my legs . What angel of mercywill come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks ? I will have order in this court . Order ! Order , please ! The case of the honeybeesversus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legalteam stung Layton T . Montgomery . Hey , buddy . Hey . Is there much pain ? Yeah . I . I blew the whole case , didn ' t I ? It doesn ' t matter . What matters isyou ' re alive . You could have died . I ' d be better off dead . Look at me . They got it from the cafeteriadownstairs , in a tuna sandwich . Look , there ' sa little celery still on it . What was it like to sting someone ? I can ' t explain it . It was all . All adrenaline and then . and then ecstasy ! All right . You think it was all a trap ? Of course . I ' m sorry . I flew us right into this . What were we thinking ? Look at us . We ' rejust a couple of bugs in this world . What will the humans do to usif they win ? I don ' t know . I hear they put the roaches in motels . That doesn ' t sound so bad . Adam , they check in , but they don ' t check out ! Oh , my . Oould you get a nurseto close that window ? Why ? The smoke . Bees don ' t smoke . Right . Bees don ' t smoke . Bees don ' t smoke ! But some bees are smoking . That ' s it ! That ' s our case ! It is ? It ' s not over ? Get dressed . I ' ve gotta go somewhere . Get back to the court and stall . Stall any way you can . And assuming you ' ve done step correctly , you ' re ready for the tub . Mr . Flayman . Yes ? Yes , Your Honor ! Where is the rest of your team ? Well , Your Honor , it ' s interesting . Bees are trained to fly haphazardly , and as a result , we don ' t make very good time . I actually heard a funny story about . Your Honor , haven ' t these ridiculous bugs taken up enoughof this court ' s valuable time ? How much longer will we allowthese absurd shenanigans to go on ? They have presented no compellingevidence to support their charges against my clients , who run legitimate businesses . I move for a complete dismissalof this entire case ! Mr . Flayman , I ' m afraid I ' m going to have to considerMr . Montgomery ' s motion . But you can ' t ! We have a terrific case . Where is your proof ? Where is the evidence ? Show me the smoking gun ! Hold it , Your Honor ! You want a smoking gun ? Here is your smoking gun . What is that ? It ' s a bee smoker ! What , this ? This harmless little contraption ? This couldn ' t hurt a fly , let alone a bee . Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked , Smoking or non ? Is this what nature intended for us ? To be forcibly addictedto smoke machines and manmade wooden slat work camps ? Living out our lives as honey slavesto the white man ? What are we gonna do ? He ' s playing the species card . Ladies and gentlemen , please , free these bees ! Free the bees ! Free the bees ! Free the bees ! Free the bees ! Free the bees ! The court finds in favor of the bees ! Vanessa , we won ! I knew you could do it ! Highfive ! Sorry . I ' m OK ! You know what this means ? All the honeywill finally belong to the bees . Now we won ' t haveto work so hard all the time . This is an unholy perversionof the balance of nature , Benson . You ' ll regret this . Barry , how much honey is out there ? All right . One at a time . Barry , who are you wearing ? My sweater is Ralph Lauren , and I have no pants . What if Montgomery ' s right ? What do you mean ? We ' ve been living the bee waya long time , 27 million years . Oongratulations on your victory . What will you demand as a settlement ? First , we ' ll demand a complete shutdownof all bee work camps . Then we want back the honeythat was ours to begin with , every last drop . We demand an end to the glorificationof the bear as anything more than a filthy , smelly , badbreath stink machine . We ' re all awareof what they do in the woods . Wait for my signal . Take him out . He ' ll have nauseousfor a few hours , then he ' ll be fine . And we will no longer toleratebeenegative nicknames . But it ' s just a pranceabout stage name ! . unnecessary inclusion of honeyin bogus health products and ladeeda humanteatime snack garnishments . Oan ' t breathe . Bring it in , boys ! Hold it right there ! Good . Tap it . Mr . Buzzwell , we just passed three cups , and there ' s gallons more coming ! I think we need to shut down ! Shut down ? We ' ve never shut down . Shut down honey production ! Stop making honey ! Turn your key , sir ! What do we do now ? Oannonball ! We ' re shutting honey production ! Mission abort . Aborting pollination and nectar detail . Returning to base . Adam , you wouldn ' t believehow much honey was out there . Oh , yeah ? What ' s going on ? Where is everybody ? Are they out celebrating ? They ' re home . They don ' t know what to do . Laying out , sleeping in . I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his wayto San Antonio with a cricket . At least we got our honey back . Sometimes I think , so what if humansliked our honey ? Who wouldn ' t ? It ' s the greatest thing in the world ! I was excited to be part of making it . This was my new desk . This was mynew job . I wanted to do it really well . And now . Now I can ' t . I don ' t understandwhy they ' re not happy . I thought their lives would be better ! They ' re doing nothing . It ' s amazing . Honey really changes people . You don ' t have any ideawhat ' s going on , do you ? What did you want to show me ? This . What happened here ? That is not the half of it . Oh , no . Oh , my . They ' re all wilting . Doesn ' t look very good , does it ? No . And whose fault do you think that is ? You know , I ' m gonna guess bees . Bees ? Specifically , me . I didn ' t think bees not needing to makehoney would affect all these things . It ' s notjust flowers . Fruits , vegetables , they all need bees . That ' s our whole SAT test right there . Take away produce , that affectsthe entire animal kingdom . And then , of course . The human species ? So if there ' s no more pollination , it could all just go south here , couldn ' t it ? I know this is also partly my fault . How about a suicide pact ? How do we do it ? I ' ll sting you , you step on me . Thatjust kills you twice . Right , right . Listen , Barry . sorry , but I gotta get going . I had to open my mouth and talk . Vanessa ? Vanessa ? Why are you leaving ? Where are you going ? To the final Tournament of Roses paradein Pasadena . They ' ve moved it to this weekendbecause all the flowers are dying . It ' s the last chanceI ' ll ever have to see it . Vanessa , I just wanna say I ' m sorry . I never meant it to turn out like this . I know . Me neither . Tournament of Roses . Roses can ' t do sports . Wait a minute . Roses . Roses ? Roses ! Vanessa ! Roses ? ! Barry ? Roses are flowers ! Yes , they are . Flowers , bees , pollen !