If he is new , there is no way he is going tobhave 2 Shaymins lol <| sep |> Here in Toronto , they stand in the middle of the road . So when you ' re driving , you ' d think a 2 ton metal vehicle speeding towards them would get them to move , right ? Nope , they know exactly when they will die and they have faster reflexes than you , so unless you are seriously intent on killing them , they don ' t move . So you stop the car in front of the pile of road geese , and honk your horn . What do they do ? They honk back . And each time you honk your horn , another goose looks up from pecking at the asphalt to point those lifeless black plastic marble eyes at you . Until finally you have all 8 geese staring at you , and now they ' re walking towards your car . And you can ' t throw it in reverse , because there ' s a bus behind you . And you can ' t go forward , because you ' d kill the geese . Sometimes I seriously consider whether Toronto Police would look the other way if I was forced to run them over .