I always say I bet they GOTTA poop Makes a lighter mood for my wife as I used to be bad about flipping people off or honking more than one really should Plus now that I have a kid , they ' ll think it ' s funny . <| sep |> hahahawhat ' s the more simple explanation , that every adult is lying to you and that malls hire guys to pretend to be fat and have a beard , or that there ' s a guy living on the North Pole with an army of elves that will give you toys ? what ' s the more simple explanation , that people pretend to get hit by bombs and saved by brave samaritans because they ' re getting paid for it from NATO ' s PR budget , or that they get hit by bombs and saved by terrorists who care but won ' t let them leave the area that ' s getting bombed because theyr ' e a human shield