Because the institute wouldn ' t agree to it . You as director are basically a figurehead the department leads have the real power . If you just swoop in and say no more synths , they ' re not going to trust you as a leader . <| sep |> Tweet replies and Instagram comments are just a disaster . Somehow worse than youtube . ohhh shit bud stipe would smoke you . Dont even bother I just don ' t get why the folks that barely follow the sport are the most likely to reply on official accounts . Edit Actually , here ' s a treat from the comments ! Junior took this guy up on his offer for dinner . <| sep |> That they have boobies and moist pussies to look at all day ! !<| sep |> Nope , sorry , my life is pretty fucking awesome . And even when it ' s not it ' s still pretty fucking awesome . And in 12 minutes I ' m going to change out of my uniform , climb into my monster truck , drive through snowy windy beautiful roads to the expressway , get home , kiss my lovely wife , hug my loving children , and go to the fucking store because I ~~ forgot ~~ put off buying kerosene like the lazy bastard that I am and I ' m freezing to death . Then I ' m going to take a couple of ibuprofen and acetaminophen and climb under the covers in my uninsulated house and try to recover from my fucking flu . But like I said you take the good with the bad and do a balance sheet and compared to most people my life is pretty fucking awesome .