Once when I was a kid , my uncle Ted was made to sit with us at the kids ' table . Now he ' s sort of that drunk uncle with no kids , not married , kinda overweight and a little perverted or innappropriate . Back then though , he was engaged to Nina . He and Nina had met while he was in Columbia and it was her first Thanksgiving . He kept getting annoyed with Nina asking so many questions and generally being a little drunk . He was also a little drunk , and said something that our grandma didn ' t like . She said he had a filthy mouth . It wasn ' t until years later that my dad told me he ' d said I ' m gonna hatefuck you until you stop asking so many questions tonight . <| sep |> Aw that ' s great ! I love positivity . Congrats