I ' m finding the short narrative bits in Anthony Bourdains new cookbook very funny . The old Tucker Max Tardblog site was probably the funniest thing I ' ve ever read . Just horrible grossout anecdotes about being a special ed teacher . <| sep |> Oh no i meant this one N 82 Etel <| sep |> My story also deals with an logdisguised animal ! I was beach hunting looking for nice , private beaches on Oahu when I found a gorgeous 50 ft beach with white sand , coral in the water , no harsh waves , and it was nice and secluded . To celebrate my find , I started grabbing seashells when out of the corner of my eye , a beached log started moving towards me . It was a Monk Seal and for those who do not know , they are extremely aggressive and dangerous to unsuspecting howlies like myself .