I know the guy Phil . <| sep |> website is offline was about to buy it <| sep |> This is unfortunately the more likely scenario , especially given the quality of the posts . <| sep |> Looking good , but I ' ve always wondered what a Caution Fan is for . <| sep |> I was at a red light once when the tornado sirens sounded . On one side of me was a field , and on the other , a little strip mall with a Walgreens in it . I looked and saw a funnel cloud swirling over the field . I literally panicked in that moment but , since the light was still red , I FUCKING WAITED FOR THE LEFTTURN ARROW before I hauled ass into the Walgreens to take shelter I should mention that there was a police car facing me at the intersection , not that the cop would have given a shit if I ' d made a run for it , I ' m sure . It was absolutely terrifying to see that cloud swirling , not knowing if it would touch down or where it would touch down . I damn near pissed my pants .