Never had squeaking from them . They stop well too . They just make a lot of dust and don ' t last too long . <| sep |> The United States Treasury does not make $ 1 million bills . You can ' t keep up with the U . S . Treasury , said Alice Pike , speaking from jail . Pike , 35 , was arrested last week at the WalMart . The bill was a novelty item that can be bought at gag shops . Pike told police she got it from her estranged husband , who is a coin collector . Pike said she first tried to buy the merchandise with two WalMart gift cards . But the cashier told her the cards only had a total value of $ 2 . 32 . That ' s when Pike says she pulled out the $ 1 million bill . All I ' ve got is this , Pike said she told the cashier . I wasn ' t trying to pass off the bill , she said . That ' s ridiculous . A police report says Pike tried to pay for the items with the fake bill and even asked for change . Prosecutors must decide whether to prosecute Pike on charges of firstdegree forgery .