Do NOT pit my kid against me or make me the bad guy . Do NOT undermine me as a parent . No passive aggressive bullshit either . You will quickly lose any and all privileges . Fucking bitch . <| sep |> Thanks somehow i didn ' t see this . <| sep |> IT ' s pretty neat for a delay tactic . I remember one time I used it and it spawned ANOTHER Portal Technician . <| sep |> Everything in UTC seconds since 000000 UTC on 1 January 1970 . Math on time becomes so much easier . Your ' date ' becomes an integer in the database . All difficult syntax shenanigans is shifted to returning or displaying the proper format . All bets are off for microtime , that ' s pro level attention to detail . But , don ' t listen to me , a stackoverflow cutpasting hack that makes a little spendin ' money from time to time .