. yes , and if he had made promises to do that over time and made obvious efforts to start the process , we ' d all be a lot more chill about it . But , in the meanwhile , this specific article we ' re talking is specifically about stock he owns in this company , so it is exactly as easy as selling stocks . <| sep |> Boss , Tim ' s not in today . He found out his son isn ' t actually his and murdered his wife last night at Thanksgiving dinner , then took a bunch of Xanax , put the little boy into the trunk and drove his car into the lake and shot himself when the police rushed to the driver ' s side door . I know I ' m just an intern , but I ' d be happy to show my worth by making those calls instead . It ' s the opportunity I ' ve been waiting for actually !