My incredible DM absentmindedly made a homeless gnome named Timus . He had an incredible personality , and was a ton of fun to the party . He was the first gnome my PC had met since I left home , and so he held a very special place in my heart . He lead us to a main city , and gave me his favorite tobacco pipe was broken , but I knew mend . One of our PC ' s had a flaw that he had to make a save or he had to steal any shiny object he saw . Guards came , and slit Timus ' s threat . Our cleric , instead of saving him with any heal a cleric is to have , she attacked the guard . A Dwarven guard , to show he meant business , threw the body into the lava , to be lost to the party forever . Timus , if you can see this . it should have been me , buddy . It should have been me .