Lol , Trumpettes don ' t give a fuck about truth and facts <| sep |> GIFV linkI am a bot . bot <| sep |> someone please send it to me , thank u blinkenzo 360 gmail . com <| sep |> The armed guard probably was a good guy too . My father was an East German border guard too , it ' s not like you can choose where they put you . <| sep |> There ' s a lovely little hippyish coffee shop in the city I live in , and they now know me and my order for every time I go in there . I went in and they asked if I wanted the usual before remembering exactly what I order every time , and I was delighted . <| sep |> Lmao there ' s probably a bigger chance that they get into a traffic accident . Cops in America just come over as a bunch of trigger happy morons , if someone wants to shoot them they ' ll shoot them anyways . Only a retard would take their gun out at the last moment .