Let him try to be edgy . It ' s hilarious . <| sep |> Despite what we rant at pretentious pricks vowing to skip the Eiffel Tower when in Paris , it is possible to experience a place more like a local even if you ' ll never experience it exactly like a local . You only need to wander a few blocks from the main tourist area to find adventures not listed in the guidebooks . <| sep |> see , that ' s how easy it is to either spend the rest of your life as a vegetable in a wheelchair or make somebody else spend the rest of their life as a vegetable in a wheelchair . In that situation nobody wins , it ' s just sad all round . <| sep |> Amir is a washedup Iranian exile propagandist now working for a Saudi propaganda outlet . He once claimed that Iranian Jews are forced to wear identifying armbands in Iran . I can ' t believe anyone actually takes him seriously . He talks of his sources yet hasn ' t even stepped foot in Iran for like 40 years . He is a disgruntled exile i . e . someone who left on his own accord , usually for economic gains with nothing better to do than shit on his former homeland .