My only god given talent was one handed bra removal . So much so that to be an annoying bastard I was able to unclip bras through multiple layers of clothing in the blink of an eye and already be running before the fury was unleashed . <| sep |> Remember the s for sarcastic or satirical comments it ' s too hard to see if people are joking or serious in this debate <| sep |> The Aegean is a sea . That ' s already enough of a barrier . All you need is a halfway decent coastguard to intercept the boats . <| sep |> Accept that you suck and don ' t be afraid to make massive mistakes that ' s how you ' ll learn the game . Mess around with things you don ' t understand and see how they work for you . You ' ll need a fair amount of playtime for the wiki to make the tiniest bit of sense as it ' s often poorly written and expects a certain level of knowledge to begin with . I agree with other posters about picking a nation that isn ' t going to be in the thick of things . Italy is often suggested lots of expansion possibilities , early wars but not necessarily involved in the world war .