Sounds good ! That Jager had me couchlocked in a way I haven ' t experienced in a long time . It was amazing . <| sep |> They ' re playing cupcakes . They ' ll end up like TCU and Penn State in 2014 . Great nonconference record which quickly goes away once the conference schedule comes around . They ' ll go 112 with losses to Miami and Seton Hall before the Big Ten schedule starts , and end up with a losing record by the end of the season . <| sep |> I came here to say this , so totally agree . Orson Scott Card nailed it and it ' s one of my favorite books of all time . <| sep |> I always blame the lala <| sep |> You can dodge all of her abilities except one , and the ONE you can ' t dodge which you can , since she tackles where you were , not where you are . so you can dodge it with like , Ezreal and some other champs . or even flash . gives YOU all the power over it . Stay away from the wall and she can ' t stun you . Simple as that . Do you stand away from minions against Blitz or Thresh ? No . You hide behind the little fuckers because you ' re against them . Do you stand in Darius ' s spin so he heals ? No . You either run close to him or jump out of it . Likewise , do you stand close with full bleed stacks and low health ? Hell no . Do you stand near a wall against Vayne or Bard ? No . No . You don ' t do any of those things . YOU have to fuck up for her tackle to stun you . If she runs towards you with W up and you ' re near a wall . you should know what she ' s going to do , so just move . Meanwhile , if she doesn ' t get to stun you , you can avoid half the damage from her Q , most champs don ' t have a move that her W can stop and her ult when used quickly is incredibly short range and if charged at all , ANY CC stronger than a slow will interrupt it and put it on . I want to say a 30 second cooldown . She has PLENTY of counter play . Especially compared to most tanks . Many of which have empowered autos or targeted abilities that CC with no condition other than be close enough to click on them . . Poppy ' s only targeted CC is Be close enough to click , and also they have to be close to the wall for it to actually CC them and not just help them get away .