The DPCU ? I m so hyped for the 13 part netflix show <| sep |> Can you quote some shit ? Cuz as curious as I am to see what they talk about there ' s no fucking way I ' d ever click that sub . <| sep |> Yeah , my bad . <| sep |> i would love to stuff that ass <| sep |> Did you write s 3 e 3 of black mirror ? <| sep |> I was camping in the Grand Tetons . There were signs everywhere throughout the campsite no foodclothesanything with a scent allowed in you tent . It was my groups last night and everyone decided to get really drunk and grill out . The campsite was generally a mess when everyone started to pass out . I retired to my tent at the edge of our site around midnight and promptly went to sleep . For some strange reason I woke up around 130 . I heard what I thought was my neighbors deep rough snoring . I felt an instinctive alertness from hearing this sound and something didn ' t seem right . I sat up and noticed what I thought was a strange shadow showing through my yellow tent . The sound continued . At this point I am almost certain something is outside my tent . I sit up and down in order to look through the fibers of my tent . I manage to make out the glowing yellow eyes , a large snout , and a hulking body of what most certainly is a grizzly bear . At this point I start to panic . Why is this bear outside my tent ? The only thing I ' m my tent is my jacket then I realize oh shit I left my deodorant in jacket ! After realizing that my tent must be permeating fruity goodness to this bear , I try to contact anyone in group I can but I get no response . I am really scared and realize that I might die if the bear were to really want in my tent , and there was now way I could out run it . What did I do ? I ended up accepting my fate and trying to calm down and make minimal movement . The bear eventually lost interest but I didn ' t sleep any that night .