We do go to bed like that ! Except we down some ranch with a ambien n coke chaser and sleep alone in King beds , special a special pillow for our guns . <| sep |> Lol at the downvotes <| sep |> It ' s just the justification for why it is made so slow contradicts it ' s body type , boost to dexterity , and flavor description . It ' s thin , extremely light , and long limbed , all of which lends itself to being faster over shorter , heavier creatures . But instead it ' s the opposite . Ungainliness comes from being misproportioned , heavy , andor clumsy , but it ' s none of these things . Instead it ' s thin and dextrous . I feel at this point that the unintuitive speed penalty is at worst an attempt to justify its other much more powerful features rather than a genuine product of its flavor and mechanics .