When I was in high school I favoured male Tripp pants . Just comfy yanno ? Apparently that lead to the rumor that I secretly had a penis . Sorry my pants gave me a bigger dick than yours , class of 05 . <| sep |> TIL Rick likes his Karls Hot and nasty . <| sep |> although a CVS spokesperson apologized and said the employee who called the police will be interviewed and possibly retrained . No , he needs to be fired . <| sep |> They aren ' t implying that you ' re a guy , you ' re wrongly inferring it . If you ' re going to choose to construe any gendered phrase as some sort of oblique but intentional allusion to your actual gender , you ' re gonna keep making the same mistake in the future . <| sep |> Wait , so while I can ' t see shit , an enemy is likely to see me clear as day from miles away ? Without night vision or anything ? That ' s an . interesting . system .