Make America great again Blame China for all our problems , then watch China leap frog past us . <| sep |> Oh , cool . I ' ll download it now ! comes back 5 hours later You fucking liar ! I walked into the , what I though was a LANPARTY but turned out to be a Domparty . When they contacted me telling me they wanted to loan me a few joysticks to try out since I hadn ' t ever really used one , I got excited and told them they can use my PC ports to plug them in and test on . even said they are big train fans everyone in the back started yelling choochoo . I grew up loving toy trains so that made the misunderstanding worse , and further destroyed my childhood memories . Then all of a sudden a few British political officials said they wanted to visit with me when I got there about a job . Turns out they are Pedos ! Boy , we ' re they disappointed . No Choochoo NO CHOOCHOO !