I remember when I felt like that at your ageThe most glorious thing was when my mum pulled that line on me when I was a year older than she was when she had my sister ! I just laughed at her and asked her if she actually knew how old I was . Never had to hear that bingo again thankfully because it is my most hated of all bingos . <| sep |> I can ' t even begin to imagine having sand in my cock hole . <| sep |> so you get trest but we don ' t ? <| sep |> This is one of my fantasies . Firstly I ' d probably mourn my family . Then I ' d steal a car , drive home , find our dog , and live out I am Legend until I get bored and killed myself . The last moments would be pretty amazing contemplating the end of the entire human species with me .