I would open this with Very recently time is ticking ! I learned something that I need to share with you now . If you open with I have son it will explode her mind and her initial thought is probably that he has been lying to her for all these years . If he opens with When I was 18 . it will take a long time to get to the point . All the wild her imagination is running wild while waiting for the punchline of his story . <| sep |> Not sure about creepy but definitely freaked me out at the moment . Was trail running in a remote area of upstate NY on the Hudson River while camping in a really remote area , lept over a large log to jump directly through a dead deer ' s ribcage . Totally lost my shit for a few seconds . Brothers thought it was hilarious though it was