lemme try that , weirdo . <| sep |> The UPS drivers know their routes for the day . they could hook up a GPS and the schedule and have it automatically textemail . Some packages require signature I imagine UPS would save money if someone were alerted 15 minutes before hand , so when the UPS driver is there they wait less for someone to come out to sign , or needing to be redelivered because the recipient decided to take a shower . <| sep |> Cause you really want your therapist to say that shit ? But I ' m not going to depress them even more by going , Yeah , you ' re fucked up , comments like that I reserve for people I know and love . Which is what I mean , I don ' t like how ridiculous it has gotten , you have masculine women and feminine men , whatever . But what was it , Facebook listing like 30 genders ? yeesh . Then you have societies with more than two genders , so shit is all messy . Plus I swear to Christ some of these kids just go off to uni and decide to identify as attack helicopters .