Just got one 146 $ total <| sep |> these are my favorite custom cards i ' ve seen . really cool idea and executed well imo . the stories are awesome too . <| sep |> Yea , a few people have mentioned sephora . I ' ll have to try it I ' m gonna have a rummage through my drawers and see what brushes i have ! <| sep |> Dude I have no idea why but this brought tears to my eyes lol . Wife gets outta bed and is like wtf lol . <| sep |> Shit , I was expecting she wanted a turkey and ham and you were going to complain about having done the entire thing yourself without any help and you were feeling unappreciated . Man , you fucked up . You asked her for freaking thanksgiving ham recipes and literally just gave her a ham . You took an already ruined Thanksgiving and magically , impossibly made it worse . Then you tried to imply she was the crazy one here ! Goddamn I would break up with you over this . You know how this works ! You ' ve been to a Thanksgiving dinner before ! Ham is even the least maintenence of any Thanksgiving food , you couldn ' t even be bothered to make a side while the ham was cooking ? Shame on you . You knew better . Stop playing dumb , lazy jerk .