hey ohhh haw haw haw <| sep |> The shots of Chavis coaching from the press box have been as delicious as my deep fried turkey . <| sep |> I tried . I tried several times to make a nice Thanksgiving dinner and celebrate with her and my sisters . I ' ve developed my own turkey day recipes over the years and I ' m pretty good in the kitchen , but she cannot stand it . Her resentment would fester and boil all day , usually coming to a head during the peak cooking time ie , with under 60 minutes left on the stove timer when Im really stepping up to get everything done on time . One year I offered to make dinner for my whole extended family at my grandma ' s house , and she was right on top of me the entire time , making herself feel important by riding my ass . Now I volunteer to work . All weekend . Sorry mom . I won ' t have time to make you a meal that you absolutely refuse to touch . Sorry mom , you ' ll have to be a bitch by yourself on thanksgiving . I am done . As far as I ' m concerned , family thanksgiving is a thing of the past .