Most of my friends and I are dapper fucking crime lords thank you very much . If I ' m not wearing my suit then I ' m wearing my Canadian tuxedo <| sep |> Amway already exists and is pretty shit . You have described an even shittier way to do business . <| sep |> I wholeheartedly agree with this . It seems like admins at universities want diversity for data and bragging purposes . And as the tenure game is a popularity contest amongst colleagues and peers , I highly second your thought that universities don ' t want that diversity of thought because it can cause differences and problems . I use problems very loosely . Academics are partially responsible for building this herd like culture . And most academics I have met through the years are so strong willed that , when their opinion is challenged , they either attack or flee .