You should definitely tweet MJF to let him know how you feel , I ' m sure he ' s extremely interested in constructive comedy feedback from people like you whose lives have been so intimately affected by Parkinson ' s . <| sep |> All Crief does is catch touchdowns <| sep |> Haha ikr bought the points and got annoyed with them going unusedGot a neymar last year but thats about it p <| sep |> Can we make this a real ecurrency ? <| sep |> Story time ! Years ago the wife and I were driving through the Blue Ridge Mountains . We were both antsy from driving all day and decided to go hiking for a bit . The first trail head we came across was for a wheelchair accessible , 1 . 8 mile loop . Fine , whatever , let ' s just have a quick walk here then . There were a bunch of people on the trail , all heading the opposite direction , so by the time we got to the bottom of the loop , we were quite alone . Deep in conversation we didn ' t pay attention to the woods until we heard an unearthly roar not 15 feet ahead of us . I look up , and all I see is teeth . A black bear had been foraging at the edge of the trail . Not only that , two cubs scampered up a dead tree behind her . I completely lost it and was ready to turn and run . My wife , ever cool under pressure , said no , let ' s keep facing her and back away slowly . We did that for about 100 feet , and then turned tail and sprinted the rest of the way to the car . In hindsight we realized momma bear had just yelled at us she had made no move to follow us but things would have been quite different if we would have walked between her and the cubs . People say you can charge a black bear , but to me that ' s still like charging a brace of Rottweilers , so no thanks !