Lol . I don ' t know how I didn ' t catch that . It ' s funny so I ' ll leave it . <| sep |> Back in high school i had randomly gotten a severe pain in my lower right abdomen around my apendix in the middle of the night so as a precaution my dad drove me to the hospital . Due to the severe pain my right testicle popped up inside so i told the nurse , who happened to be this gorgeous , petite latina in her maybe mid 20 ' s . She did a quick touchyfeely under the hospital gown and then said she ' ll have to look for it with the ultrasound machine . In the process of her caressing my privates with her handsultrasound machine i got a hard on which she had to move aside with her hands . Mind you , my dad is in the room this whole time trying not to laugh . So i apologized to her by saying Sorry , this usually only happens under better circumstances . she laughed a bit but tried to stay professional but my dad just lost it . it was the most awkward , embarrassing yet amusing ER visit I ' ve had thus far . TLDRdad rushed me to ER in the middle of the night . Got hard on while a 1010 latina nurse caressed my privates with an ultrasound machine and her hands