I ' m only new to this so I don ' t really know how to find the funny subs yet lol . I ' d appreciate your help tho ? ?<| sep |> Found my new c 2 p goal . Oh me oh my . <| sep |> Can ' t focus on that many things at once . <| sep |> Always been curious about how many died from getting infected from say , a broken bone ? Like , king tut died from a broken leg apparentlykingtut 2 . html . Everytime I search I get statistics and things relevant to today . Edit Any tricks to searching things historically ? I ' m very poor in this area <| sep |> Depends how tight the choker is . <| sep |> After two weeks I grew cold and unfriendly . I snapped at my caretakers frequently and nearly begged to be released . My pleas were ever met with a soothed tone and nonsensical excuses . Whenever I argued with them , that I was indeed fine and should be immediately released , they suggested I sleep more and gather my strength . That I ' d need my strength . I always assumed they meant I ' d need it to go into the real world again . To live on my own . That ' s where my fantasies would begin and I ' d lose my will to argue further . I ' d get a job as soon as possible to pay for my own place . I ' d learn what has happened in the last 60 years and make friends . Heck , I might even be famous . I ' d bide my time until I could again join the living world . The idea of feeling the sun ' s rays on my cheeks pleased me greatly . After another week I ' d lost all semblance of civility . The nurse with the blonde hair had brought me my breakfast for the day . I coarsely informed her that I ' d be checking out today . No matter what they said . She proceeded to barrage me with the same excuses I ' d heard a hundred times . I said nothing more , only that I ' d be leaving . After scraping my food around I got up . I searched the room for any clothing I could wear , something other than one of the pitiful hospital gowns I ' d worn for nearly three weeks , and shoes to protect my bare feet . I hadn ' t fooled myself into thinking they ' d kept any of my old belongings all these years . I was so determined to leave I scarcely cared how I looked leaving this hospital , only that I left . When I went to leave the room for good I felt someone grab me forcefully , pulling me back into the room . I jerked my arm free and spun around , not gracefully to face the nurse . How dare you ! ? I shouted , my voice shrill with anger and fear . We will begin soon , you mustn ' t leave . She informed me , with her nearly monotone voice . I ' d grown to hate how gentle their voices sounded all the time . Begin what ! ? I want to begin my life ! And that ' s what I ' m going to do . I shouted , sounding irate to myself in the face of her calm demeanor . Again I tried to leave and again she pulled me back , more forcefully this time . I fought hard to free myself of her grip but she forced herself on me . With both arms she dragged me towards the bed . I struggled and pushed and punched and spit , all to no avail . With strength she shouldn ' t have possessed she pinned me against the bed with one arm , while the other worked straps I hadn ' t seen before to secure me down . I tried to scream but fear gripped me . I punched her in the face as hard as I could and her expression held the same . She seemed completely unaffected . Still placid . The straps were tightening around my legs and torso , soon she ' d have me totally immobilized . I reached wildly for anything I could use as a weapon . My eyes found the metal tray that food was served on . Reaching wildly for it , I could feel her securing a strap higher up my torso . Right before she grabbed my free arm to secure it in a strap I found purchase on the tray . I wrapped my fingers around it and swung with all my might . The corner of the metal tray struck her temple and she collapsed on the floor . I didn ' t want to look at her lying there , I couldn ' t face that I might have murdered her . My focus was entirely on escape . I didn ' t know what they intended to do to me but I was terrified to find out . I fumbled with the straps and it took me entirely too long to free myself from them . I knew the other two nurses would be nearby and I knew I couldn ' t handle them both at once . I needed to leave . Now . I sprinted through the halls , unfamiliar to me . Cool air whipped around my gown and chilled my half naked body . In my frantic running I could see a doorway ahead that looked promising . This could finally be my escape . I hooked right , through the doors and into a room . I had hoped it was an exit or at least a staircase entrance . Crestfallen , I saw it was no means of escape . The room was filled with instruments that were more akin to torture devices then medical devices . These were all spread around the room , and at the center was a chair that was covered in metal clamps and straps . Whoever was forced into this chair would not be able to get out . Horror in its purest form took over every sense I had . This was meant for me . Everything in my body screamed to run as fast and far away as possible , and I did . After what seemed like a lifetime I came to doors that went outside . Through the slim windows on a thick metal door I could see the outside world , it looked cloudy , dark even . I didn ' t care , I was leaving and I ' d never come back . I kept my pace as I burst through the doors and into the fresh air . But it wasn ' t fresh . I inhaled deeply and was choked completely . The air the filled my lungs was acrid and burnt horribly . The sight before me was almost unbelievable . I fell to my hands and knees and would have wept if I could have handled the air around me . The surrounding city towered high above me , but it was destroyed and dilapidated . No life stirred in this metropolis of doom . The buildings were all either collapsed or nearly so , it looked as if the entire city had been bombed , as it was filled with enormous craters . The sky was nearly black , although it was mid morning . Hopelessness gripped me entirely . I had awoken to a very dead future . What horrible thing had happened here ? Before my mind could hardly comprehend what I saw I heard the sharp clacking of heels behind me . I had no fight left in me . I was broken , both body and mind . She dragged me back through the doors where I could fight to breathe again . I guess she survived . She kneeled over me as she strapped me to some sort of gurney . I saw what I had done to her face . She didn ' t bleed , and I hadn ' t damaged much of the skin around her face . What I had done is punctured part of her temple though , and where the skin was ripped away I saw not muscle and veins , but wires and metal . Part of her right eye was torn away as well , revealing a small metal ball attached to tubes and wires . She wasn ' t human at all . As the other two arrived to assist her I heard them conversing amongst each other but paid it little attention . I had awoken , alive and cancer free to a broken world , inhabited by some sort of android that was determined to do something unspeakable to me . The one with blonde hair looked down on me and spoke , with the now robotic voice I hadn ' t recognized before . We may begin now , your cooperation would be appreciated . She even smiled at the end of the sentence . Nonhuman , all of them . I whimpered one word against my will to stay silent . Why ? It was the white haired one who spoke this time , placid as ever . You are the last living human . With your cellular makeup , we can rebuild humanity . We thank you for your sacrifice . You will not be forgotten . If I had thought I couldn ' t get more scared I was wrong . They marched me into a room I realized I recognized . At the center of the room was a chair , surrounded by the tools of my death .