There should be a just one more piece award . <| sep |> I don ' t understand the outrageI hate brown people , this is how I ' m choosing to justify it todayBut whatever you do , don ' t call them racist . That ' s mean . <| sep |> The first one felt fresh and really funny . <| sep |> Police is a devolved matter in Scotland . This is nothing to do with the Tories . <| sep |> These are awesome ! <| sep |> And your big dick . <| sep |> Had a similar thing happen . I had joined the military still in active duty and she was going to college . She couldn ' t handle the distance which put a big strain on our relationship . Through some miracle I managed to get stationed really close by in the grand scheme of things . I was only a four hour drive away , but she still ended up dumping me . We made the mistake of being friends with benefits for close to a year after she transferred schools to be only 2 hours away . By the end we didn ' t talk unless we were horny , which sucked . I ' ve since just begun moving on , but man , it ' s going to take a looong time to find someone that comes even half way close to how much I loved that girl .