well it just confuses everything moreyou would think a ceo woulda thought this one out ? !!? lookin out for his organization or HERS ? <| sep |> How is this not insider trading ? <| sep |> I think people read about the crazies and assume that people everywhere therefore all care more about some trivial issue . But that isn ' t going to be the case . Consider this think how much time you or I or anyone here has spent complaining about trivial matters . Why aren ' t we focussing on the plight of women in Pakistan ? Why care about that when women are possibly being treated worse in subsaharan Africa ? it goes on . <| sep |> I cut into that shit while I was ahead . I told my family , This hottie superliked me on Tinder , but the location is based in Ottawa , where we are having our Thanksgiving , and I told her , sorry , I would totally take you out on a date if I lived here . And she said , get this Ma , she said it ' s okay , she should have known such nice things weren ' t possible in Ottawa ! My mom ' s like ooo , and then I tell em , And I was thinking , you know , I should tell her , that ' s not true because . I DO have a brother who actually lives here , so uh , Zach and my bro cuts in , There ' s a share feature on Tinder for this reason . I was like , Aw yeaaahhh , and my sister was like , Aw yeaaahhh , and my dad was like , Aw yeaaahhh , and my mom was just sitting there , beaming .