A silent guardian , a watchful protector . <| sep |> I hope the pie came out delicious ! <| sep |> Trump is the purest version of a conservative SJW . <| sep |> I ' d cop but I ' m afraid people wouldn ' t see that I ' m wearing them <| sep |> I ' ve been a bouncer for many years and will give you some insight into physical confrontations , from my point of view . Good call on the worry about having your keys taken away from you , most items that require you to get up close can be easily taken away and used against you , range is your friend . If you do have mace or dog spray or something with a key ring , please for the love of god do not put a finger through that key ring to alleviate the fears of them snatching what you ' re holding . All this will do is , if they grab your item and pull , is possibly deglove your finger yes it ' s exactly what you think it is . A good starting off point for range would be a flashlight , I ' m not talking the one on your cell phone or a small pocket light , I ' m talking the kind that have EXTREMELY high brightness , usually LED and have warnings not to look directly into it . I have one of these that I ' ve used while working as a bouncer and you flash it someone ' s eyes unexpectedly it staggers them and they can ' t see properly for a few seconds . Has the same immediate effects as mace , they cover their eyes , usually bend over and are blinded for a few seconds while you can get away , plus you can always bash them with the flashlight too . Mace , pepper spray and dog spray don ' t just hit the person you ' re targeting . It ' s an aerosol and carries on the wind . It effects the eyes , nose , mouth and breathing and burns like holy hell fire in your face . If you mace someone YOU will feel the effects of it too so be prepared for that . If you ' re in a fight there are no rules when it comes to your safety and your life , go for the eyes , the throat , genitals , ears and other soft spots . Stay safe .