Picard would have had it pretty rough . So let me get this straight , JeanLuc . You met God . Yep . On your first day as captain . Yep . You literally met God twelve minutes into your first day on the job . Just walked onto your bridge and told you to go home . Yep . And what did you do about it ? Well I sure as shit didn ' t go home ! Did you alert Starfleet about the giant webs of plasma that God was putting in your way ? No . Did you immediately reverse course , consult with Starfleet , and summon reinforcements ? No . What did you do , JeanLuc ? Well , we were late for picking up my first officer and this girl I got the itch for . You went to Farpoint Station . Yep . To pick up some officers . Like nothing had happened . I mean , you literally met God Q . What ? Q . His name is Q . . just get out of my office .