Why can ' t they both be dead ? Jarsquatter died , just not from his injuries . <| sep |> John Oliver said it best , a man who has been on the cover a record 4 times of Punchable Face Magazine . <| sep |> Unless someone stepped it up in the past 2 weeks , goon ' s lowno rp server basically has no security . Most sec players actually generally fuck off to mining or medbay , get mindslaved in under a minute by a traitor , or exist simply to open the armory when the ai isn ' t responding . I ' ve only seen 3 actual arrests made , 6 murders which most were attempted arrests where the captain showed up and murdered the criminal instead . Rarely does security do their job but it ' s usually just remove assistant from the robotics lab or the clown stole the captains ID again and the HoP won ' t help . So again door openers in red shirts and body armor .