Fun fact people who look like they are going to live to 100 are generally eaten by timetravelling cannibals . <| sep |> OK , cheers , I ' m gonna have another crack at this tonight . Slide hopping I ' m happy with where I am but I really wanna nail that speed boost from the wall runs . <| sep |> The senior designer woke up one day and said to himself What the fuck do I do with a champion with such a tight design ? Guess I ' m gonna ask homeless people for help and collect the ideas in a hat . Then just before patch 6 . 22 he pulled some ideas out of the hat . One was the blink no comment and the second was a global CD . I think this is the most likely explanation . Everything else would seem far fetched . given that the changes are so fucking retarded and out of place .