I ' m an artisan cheesemaker , I ' ve done my research pretty extensively and I know my shit . That is how this works . <| sep |> Get a mistress <| sep |> That ' s my secret . My dick is always out . <| sep |> That is so cool . Thanks ! <| sep |> There are 5 places I love so farClearspring Tarn a pond on the very edge of the Rift . Eldergleam Sactuary The sight of the Eldergleam Tree is just magnificent . Hunters Hotsprings an unmarked place with near Eldergleam Sanctuary , it ' s a bunch of hotsprings with a camp of hunters , they like to relax in the hotsprings hence the name . A very beautiful place . Crabber ' s Shanty It ' s a small cabin located at the base of a waterfall , there the water falls into a small lake and then splits into 2 rivers that flow opposite of each other . The best time to visit is at night . Bard ' s Leap Summit if you fight your way through Lost Valley Redoubt and reach the top , you ' ll find a catwalk with some wooden planks at the end and a magnificent vista . A good place to recreate your Assasins Creed dreams lol .