Please have sex with us . <| sep |> Any link for people who missed it ? <| sep |> That ' s a fair point , but from what I ' ve seen , seiko and orient watches don ' t really pull people in the way fossil watches do . A lot of my friends only got into watches after buying a fossil they liked and then expanding from there . Even though these watches are not the best , I wouldn ' t necessarily say one would regret the purchase . A fossil can always just be used as a beater or a back up to ones main watch . I do see where you ' re coming from though . <| sep |> Kids are awesome . Even when they ' re a pain in the ass , they ' re still awesome . <| sep |> Bah , you ' re either a raft guide or have worked in a national park . Classic . <| sep |> when it rains , it pours