Are you serious ? What are we talking about ? Is a bf % of about 20 skinnyfat ? <| sep |> Lameeee , lameeeee , borrrrinn oh shit says Charlie as he hears the sound of an automobile pull into his driveway , nobody should be here ? he asks himself unsurely while putting the TV remote down , leaving the food channel on as he anxiously walks to the window . OH FUCK ! he exclaimed when he sees both his parents getting dropped off and grabbing their luggage from the trunk , all the while he thought they were coming home in a few days from their trip in Taiwan . Panic sets in as he runs into the living room to grab anything that could get him in trouble . He grabs his bong , and the quarter of weed he picked up two days ago and books it for the backdoor whilst fumbling with the lock on the door he says , god if you ' re there please please please dont let me get caught . He runs out the back and throws the bong and weed over the fence and rushes back inside . He now sees how badly the house is trashed , the dishes haven ' t been done in almost 2 weeks , everything smells like pot , dirty clothes are everywhere as are the empty beer cans he ' s been collecting . Taking a deep breath Charlie knows its over , he sits down and reaches for a half drunk beer from a week ago and pounds it . Charlie looks to the sky please he asks one more time . Time all of a sudden feels longer than ever , every second feels like a day . After an amount of time that felt extremely long , disoriented and confused Charlie gets up to look out the window again and sees his parents , what . are they . frozen ? he asks . nah man , i gotchu back homie says a raspy low voice . WHAT THE FUCK yells charlie as he turns around in a split second . what the fuck , you don ' t know me homie ? says the figure When you was 8 you played dat Ouija board and ever since then i had yo back homie Completely baffled Charlie is completely silent and keeps looking at the figure listen bruh says the figure I froze this time shit up so you can clean this house up and not get in trouble , now im pissed cause you was asking god to come save you when it ' s been me all along , so go get this shit finished before i revert what i just did . Charlie is just barely able to nod his head to show understanding before the strange figure released an ugh before vanishing in a cloud of black smoke . Charlie whilst still being baffled peaks out the window again and after seeing his parents are still frozen says out loud to himself , I need to go find the bong and weed cause i realllyyyyy need to smoke and whilst walking to the backdoor to go grab his bong and weed he begins to collect the dirty clothing and empty beer cans .