One night during college , I was out with a friend who was just far too drunk . I offered him my water bottle and immediately knew it was a mistake , because instead of tipping the bottle to his mouth he tried to tip his entire body with it . He keeled over backwards just like that a second later . <| sep |> That F 18 ! WHAT A FUCKING TEASE <| sep |> in the late 90 s , a couple of pro wakeboarders drowned in separate unrelated incidents in calm , normal conditions cause they weren ' t wearing life jackets and they were knocked unconscious during falls . i ' m all about screwing around on the water , but ffs , wear something that will keep your head floating if you fall . <| sep |> teltelteltel 0000000 is way too old to grab a beer with some kids