I thought that after this long , the rubber would have already disintegrated in the ocean . <| sep |> Eat less calories . Really that simple <| sep |> I ' d give my left testicle to keep Trump out of office . Where ' s the donate button for that option ? <| sep |> Mom held the family to high standards of conduct when it involved how we treated each other . When i was 6 , she bit me because I bit my brother . I never bit him or anyone else again . Pardon me , but this is hilarious . I adore her pragmatic approach to education . <| sep |> You have a car , you are in college . Keep being cool . <| sep |> In a couple years the girl on the left is going to have to upgrade her computer or be in the same situation as the girl on the right but in reverse she ' ll need dongles to plug in all her new USB C stuff to her older computer . The argument is useless because new computers need dongles now and old computers will need dongles in the future .