Man , that Your You ' re is incredible . It works everywhere i tried it . Killer pedal <| sep |> 20 here love the game and now i ' m collecting all the figures <| sep |> That was put there specifically by Nintendo . Trust me my dad works at Tomorrow <| sep |> You must not buy anything , ever . Or you ' re oblivious to costs . <| sep |> Dumpsters are probably better if the garbage man is coming soon . Otherwise wrap them in carpet , tie them to some concrete blocks , and push em in the nearest swamp . <| sep |> It has not been released yet ? alright thanks . <| sep |> How I nearly lost my leg in the redlight districtBy Dave BarryHERE , AS PROMISED last week , is the second and final part of my report on the factfinding mission I took to the Netherlands this summer to increase international understanding , a cause that as the great humanitarian Florence Nightingale so often pointed out as she toiled among the sick and wounded is taxdeductible if you write about it . My topic today is Amsterdam , which is the largest city in the Netherlands , unless it is not somebody should look this up . Amsterdam , with its network of picturesque canals lined with rows of quaintly gabled townhouses , is one of the prettier cities in Europe it ' s also one of the most compact , which means that you can set out from your hotel on foot and , within minutes , be struck by a bicyclist going 127 miles per hour 2 , 038 kilometers centigrade . This happens because Dutch people of all ages actually use their bicycles for transportation , unlike Americans , who , once they pass age 15 , use their bicycles mainly as housing for spiders . The streets of Amsterdam teem with whizzing bicycles , sometimes carrying two or even three people , who often are holding packages , smoking cigarettes , talking on cell phones , applying makeup and generally behaving very much like motorists on an American interstate highway , except that the Amsterdam cyclists go much faster . I ' m not saying that a Dutch woman cyclist carrying two small children and a sack of groceries would win the Indianapolis 500 , but she would definitely finish in the top five . As a thoughtful concession to pedestrians , the Dutch cyclists all have little bells on their handlebars that make a cute chaCHING sound , which serves as a friendly warning that you are about to die . As a tourist in Amsterdam , you quickly become conditioned to react to this sound . A fun prank would be to take a bicycle bell into a crowded Amsterdam cafe and ring it all the tourists would immediately dive to the floor . 0912 newstel 1 amsterdamdutchbicycles