It ' s American Girl by Tom Petty with new lyrics <| sep |> Orsnge pulsus for crimson <| sep |> Props also to uhymmnos I tried to upvote you but it just kept making the image bigger and smaller . I think my mouse is broked . <| sep |> Likely the second one <| sep |> I was raised in a fairly agnostic household , so my awareness of religion came only from being taught about Christianity from school . At the age of 7 there were about 80 % muslim children in my class so I guess the school didn ' t really feel the need to teach us about Islam , idk . But anyway , I was sitting at a table with a bunch of classmates in the dining room , and people are throwing peas and crumbs at each other to annoy each other , just for fun , ya know ? I decided to step it up and in my ignorance thought it ' d be a good idea to throw a slice of ham from my sandwich at someone . It sticks the landing on a Muslim girl ' s face . Everyone else knew what was going on , they were either Muslim so knew it was a nono , or they actually had a brain and had remembered from previous conversations with the classmates that they couldn ' t have ham . I got taken to the Headmistresses ' office and was made to write a letter of apology . At this point , I still had no idea that what I had done was offensive to her religion so I wrote out the apology letter as a generic sorry for slapping you with food kind of thing . I just got in more trouble . I would have thought the teachers would have clocked that I wasn ' t aware at what specifically made it so bad , but that didn ' t happen . Only after my mum was called in because they thought I was some kind of racist , did it get figured out . The school let me off lightly once they realised I had no idea what the problem was . My mum found it kind of amusing , but never really gave me any talks about religion so I doubt she cared that much . I haven ' t really been able to share this story much lately because everyone takes offense that I find the story funny and not embarrassing .