I think uPinuzzo is an idiot <| sep |> Need 2 for gold so I ' m happy with that <| sep |> Didn ' t say they should , said they do <| sep |> Wow colour me shocked . <| sep |> My back leg stops aching when i weight my front leg more . <| sep |> I ' m going to stop you Dr . Inferno . on and on the speech went , I had heard it over a hundred times . Leaning on the control board , I feel my eyes slipping shut . My elbow holding my head slips down the panels onto the laser button . A loud beeping sounds and my eyes snap open . Megaman is standing in the center of my lab , a hole bored through his chest and into the floor behind him . He gasps and falls to his knees , clutching his smoldering wound . He looks at me , desperation in his eyes and collapses . Oh shit . Ohshitohshitohshit . What have I done ? If there ' s no Megaman , who ' s going to stop the villains ? Chaos is going to take over and no one is strong enough to control it . Plus I don ' t have anyone to fight anymore . I summon a henchman and demand that he dispose of Megaman without alerting anyone . No one is supposed to die in this world , least of all the main hero . Pressing the intercom , I call Karen , my secretary . Will you call a tailor ? I need to get an outfit update . Right away sir . Karen ' s chirpy voice is a sharp contrast to the smell of burning flesh . ~~~~ The tailor sits uncomfortably in the small folding chair across from me . Everyone knows who I am and everyone knows I ' m the main villain here . I need a new outfit . I want you to create it . Aalright . I can do that . She pulls out a small pad of paper and flips to a clean page . Wwhat are you looking for ? I need an exact copy of Megaman ' s suit . She looks at me in disbelief . Look , can you do it , or not ? If not , I ' m going to have to kill you . Plain and simple . She shakes her head , wideeyed . II can do that . Please don ' t hurt me . I wave my hand dismissively and she is escorted from the room by Karen , who pats her shoulder gently . Turning back to my computer screens , I begin drafting up how I was going to disappear . I can ' t just leave this town in shambles , I have to do something or I won ' t have a place to live . Just a few finishing touches and my plan will be complete . ~~~~ Citizens of Eurotopia , I have big news ! Megaman ' s voice blares over speakers in town square . I have vanquished Dr . Inferno , once and for all ! The townsfolk cheer as a masked man is hoisted into the air . I smile , standing before them , holding this random man , knowing that they will never figure out my secret . My supersuit allows me to fly , lift objects up to 40 tons , and shoot lasers from my wrists . Just like Megaman . I fly to Megaman ' s secret base and open the door , using his fingerprints that I had smartly programmed into the fingerprints on the suit . The doors slide open and I settle onto the couch in front of the large TV screen . Hello Megaman . A robotic voice comes over the intercom . A new threat to the town has emerged . LizardWoman has escaped her holding cell and must be dealt with as soon as possible . My face breaks into a smile . This is gonna be fun . Maybe being good isn ' t so bad after all .