He ' s like a living , breathing south park character . Unbelievably stupid <| sep |> I also had another idea to use SeatGeek because they have venmo as a payout method instead . I ' m not sure if you can use a new venmo not linked to a bank , I havent tried it but maybe you can . And if this is the case you could make a middleman venmo account extremely easily and just send it to your verfied from that one until it gets banned and then make new ones everytime . SeatGeek is basically the same thing as stubhub but they can do venmo instead <| sep |> Did you just assume my warp ? <| sep |> To be honest , the spez thing doesn ' t really bother me , but you still gave me a sensible chuckle . <| sep |> Surprise outcome , Mitt Romney ends up president .