Maybe , When uncle gets married . He gave his last date a free bumper sticker instead of flowers and his way of starting conversations is people are getting sick because of the planes ! Someone has to shoot them down ! <| sep |> Hey you done planting yet ? No ? Okay , I ' ll come back later . <| sep |> Here ' s a picture of the Donald hanging out there . Sort of looks like he is posing though like he thinks he going to be the president of the united states one day or something . u s o p e n a t t h e n a t i o n a l t e n niscenterinflushingnewCDC 11 K . jpg <| sep |> You know , worst thing is that now BP loss is a joke . And the fact that I ' ll rape him on February lol <| sep |> Astral Fall 293 pgs hit me up if you happen to be interested in this title and an iBooks reader I have a few press codes left to giveaway to SFF readers The Giver 225 pgs The Time Machine 104 pgs Arcadia 112 pgs Einstein ' s Dreams 144 pgs We Have Always Lived in the Castle 160 pgs Alice ' s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass 286 pgs The Road 287 pgs Flowers for Algernon 311 pgsSome short SFF or fantastic reads from my list I figured one or two of these might allow you to pick up a longer novel alongside . Goodreads will sort via page number , fyi if that ' s useful to you .