Slimes are actually relatively boring . They look like translucent , technicolor piles of slime with two egglike eyes . They don ' t really have a culture because they ' re mostly solitary nomads , and I haven ' t gotten to writing about them . I hope to make them more interesting sometime , but they ' re going to stay in my world because a main character is a slime , and I like them . <| sep |> I really don ' t see why we have to try to be exactly like traditional sports so hard <| sep |> Yeah that ' s true . However , I think the last thing people think about before they spank it is who is getting paid for me to jack off ? You ' re right though . There are ad revenues which go to someone though . Not to mention a lot of free porn promotes the company and gets viewers in . There is an interesting documentary about porn on Netflix that goes into this well . The name is escaping me right now though .