My family disowned me for being more than a piece of shit low life . My wife ' s family thanksgiving ended with her uncle drunkenly talking about the Bible and trump bringing about the apocalypse and one of her aunts hounding my wife as to our choice of presidential candidate . I was glad to be working . Her grandma made sure to save me a couple plates before anyone else ate . Also my employer gives 8 hours holiday pay regardless of working the day or not plus double time the entire shift . And Black Friday is a paid holiday too . Working Monday through Sunday this week and I will get paid for 176 hours roughly after overtime double time and holiday pay . No holiday drama . Win . First choice of the foods . Win . Fat paycheck . Win .