I swear , half of these are randomly upvoted or randomly downvoted for some reason . But all of them are hilarious . <| sep |> I ' ve bought 4 jerseys and they all took about 1218 days or so <| sep |> I was on one project where after 8 months one of theother vendors was on change request 17 . 17 . There was no additional scope or complexity added in fact they managed to decrease scope . Pure scum , but they made a ton of money . <| sep |> I ' m sorry sirma ' ammoron , this is the selfcheckout area . You ring out your own items and bag them yourself , that ' s the point . If you wanted someone else to do that , you should have gone through one of the regular lanes that are staffed by a cashierbagger . I am neither right now . because we ' re in the selfcheckout area