That has to be five years old at this point <| sep |> If you ' re going out today , please be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights . <| sep |> Ha ! I ' ve done that . With a snake though , not a gator . The embarrassment is similar to being hit by a parked car . Tried to get my Steve Irwin on , slowly crept up behind it grabbed it behind the head like he would . I was very impressed with how calm it was , thought it might have been sluggish because it was chilly out . It . had been dead for a good while . Not my finest hour . <| sep |> Don ' t worry , just find a sufficiently nonwhite partner and you can contribute to white genocide too ! <| sep |> Happy cake day mate <| sep |> How do I sign up for their newsletter ? Cant find the button in this app .