Well with Schwab you are technically opening an investment account , and getting a checking account on the side . <| sep |> I love the little grey paws ! <| sep |> If this hypothetical gf didn ' t find her hypothetical bf at all sexually appealing and there was no act he could perform that could ever satisfy her , then ultimately I ' d say the relationship would be doomed . Without sexual attraction , you ' re just friendsOf course this hypothetical scenario is build on the faulty premise that you are your cock . That pleasing your partner with your tongue , fingers , fists etc is somehow lesser and less manly . That using a toy on your partner means you are somehow fake . I guess musicians aren ' t real artists because they have to resort to using some kind of tool to make their music , not like a singer . In the OPs case , the large piece of plastic didn ' t satisfy his gf , no more than a hunk of wood and metal made the audience well up with emotion under the hands of a pianist