And your just either very stupid , or a complete moron . <| sep |> The fact that calling the Lesnar vs Goldberg match as a fight was a special one off instruction . <| sep |> My mom forgot an ingredient for her dressing I ran to the store for her . First thing I said when I walked in was I know customers like me are the reason you guys are here instead of home with your family , so I ' m going to be the best customer you ' ll have all day . Never said any of the usual lines , found the one thing I needed without help , and moved quickly through the checkout line with a smile and a Thanks to the cashier , nothing more . To all managers in the US 500 is dinnertime . Therefore , close your stores at 300 so all your employees are guaranteed to be home in time . Thank you .