Just slip in a little cheekiness to keep it real . The fantastical tale of Jesus and his Merry Men Synposis Our Father who art in constant brutal , narcissistic , jealously . In a land of tyrannical dictatorship , no one is safe . Fathers murder their own children to prove loyalty . First borns are slain , entire world ' s are flooded murdering humans , and animals alike . Join hippy Jesus and his band of bros of questionable loyalty , as they try to make sense of a creator who claims to love them , while punishing them in elaborate and inventive ways for infractions such as worshipping false idols , not believing in him , or just to make a point . # Now the foundation for several motion pictures ! I laughed , I cried , I tithed my life savings ! Edgelord I wanted to avoid reality , and I really feel like I ' ve achieved that . 55 . Mary I feel a smug sense of superiority already . Burn in hell , suckers ! Jake I ' m so glad someone has told me what to think . Selfdirected morality and evidence based conclusions was exhausting . What a relief ! Shaniqua I have addiction , and other personal problems . Now I am supernaturally empowered by the Lord Himself to overcome them . Knowing I am being passiveaggressively parented again is great ! ! Amanda