What the darndiddilydoodily did you just say about me , you little witcharooney ? I ' ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College , and I ' ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City , and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms . I am trained in the Old Testament and I ' m the top converter in the entire church mission group . You are nothing to me but just another heathen . I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven , mark my diddilyiddilly words . You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet ? Think again , friendarino . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm , maggorino . The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin . You ' re going to Church , kiddilywiddily . Jesus can be anywhere , anytime , and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways , and that ' s just with his bare hands . Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers , but I have access to the entire dang diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent , you diddilydoo satanworshipper . If only you could have known what holy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens , maybe you would have held your darndiddilyfundgearoo tongue . But you couldn ' t , you didn ' t , and now you ' re clean of all your sins , you widdilloskiddily neighborino . I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ . You ' re farnfoodily flankfiddily reborn , kiddodiddily .