The case wasn ' t waterproof though <| sep |> Tu verras bien de toutes faons , les votes rcents et les sondages indique que j ' ai raison . Mes prdictions je ne les sors pas de mon cul hein . Au passage garde ta condescendance pour toi . <| sep |> I ' ve been asked twice in 20 years . Once by a dick at one of the airports in Tokyo , and once by a policeman doing the neighbourhood rounds . Nice fellow , apparently going through the motions as directed by a supervisor , looked embarrassed to ask me . That said , if other foreigners are getting harassed for no good reason , that rubs against the grain . <| sep |> Oh . Thank you . <| sep |> I believe something like this must have happened to meI was 4 and had to go in for surgery on my ear . I swear my sister was with us when we left the hospital , however years later a HEATED and RAGING debate broke out with my family that my sister had not been there . My mom , dad and sister all confirmed this . I was convinced they were fucking with me as some kind of big family prank . I remember her being mad that I got to be in a wheelchair and she couldn ' t be . And she made such a stink my parents bought her a helium balloon at the store so she ' d stop . Like , how the fuck could I remember something so specific ? And my surgery was so mild I wasn ' t on any kind of painkillers or anything afterwards . I think I ' m in the wrong universe , guys .