DON ' T LET ME GO , MURPH ! <| sep |> Don ' t forget spelling and grammar . <| sep |> Thanks ! I shall take this advice , along with the other ones . <| sep |> And the sword blows them up when it connects ? XD <| sep |> Because they were two youts . Did you say youts ? Yeah , two youts . What is a yout ? Oh , excuse me , two youthhhhs . <| sep |> Because buying a game shouldn ' t be a Russian roulette styled metagame . Then , unfortunately , you have to buy console . On PC even the fact if you use or not use Windows Media Player can be a reason for game to not work . Heck , number of letters in your Windows Login name can cause issues . Sometimes such issues only affect like 1 in million players . But they do happen and then it ' s shitoutofluck .