Well , not EVERYONE else . Just the white and male ones . In all seriousness though , I don ' t like SJWs or SJW culture But I don ' t think they ' re completely , totally fucking wrong with nothing at all useful . I think they make some fair points that we should consider , even if it leads us to conclusions that leave us firmly in shitlord camp . <| sep |> Warning TLDR , but I had to ventOh , Virgin have been so incompetent they haven ' t even gotten the chance to be straight up scam merchants yet . I order internet off them . It goes great . They say they ' ll be round my house a couple of days ago to hook it up . Two days before that two geezers turn up while I ' m at work . My answers the door and is told they ' re there to checks of some kind . They haven ' t got any ID , can ' t even tell him who they ' re there to do the checks for and try to barge into the house citing rain . Obviously he shuts the door on them . That afternoon , I phone Virgin and ask them WTF ? The Indian call centre operator hasn ' t got a fucking clue what I ' m on about . She transfers me to another Indian call centre operator , who hasn ' t got a clue what I ' m on about . He transfers me to another Indian , at which point I lose my rag and demand to speak to a manager . contentuploads 201505 canispeaktothemanager . jpgThe guy says that the manager is unavailable , but he ' ll definitely call me back before close of play that very day . Does he fuck . But Virgin the next day send me some sort of automated text the next day reminding me that the hookup is still going ahead on the promised date , so I don ' t worry about it too much I ' ll just ball the guy out when he gets there . Because they ' ve given me a window that is effectively All day , I take the day off and wait all day for this guy to come round . He takes a look around , looks confused and asks Where ' s the box ? I ' m like Did you seriously just ask me that ? When I was signing up , I made is specifically clear multiple times that there was no existing cable hookup and they should treat the property as brand new infrastructure and be prepared to install EVERYTHING that needs to be done to get internet from the street to my office . The guy said that there should have been people around to check everything was ready for him beforehand . I said , You mean like the two guys with no ID who randomly turned up while I was at work , two days ago ? Him . Ah . Shit . After some back and forth , he tells me finally that no work will be getting done today and that he ' ll have to organise another day for people to come around and do the job properly . Which turns out to be a month from now . At this point , he can probably tell by the way I ' ve gotten quieter and quieter and stopped blinking that I ' m about to choke a bitch and he leaves , promising to call his manager to maybe sort something better out . He ' s not even out the door before I ' ve got Virgin on the phone to give them a nice , old fashioned British style bollocking . I get an Indian call centre operative , ludicrously trying to make out his name is Adrian . I explain the situation , even though I know for a fact they have a log of exactly what my grievance is right in front of them when they open my account . He doesn ' t have a fucking clue . He puts me through to a colleague that he implies does . She is also Indian and doesn ' t know how to resolve my problem that I ' ve had to explain to her again from the beginning . She puts me through to someone that according to her will be able to take my complaint . At this point , I get a call on my mobile from some woman in Virgin ' s IT department or something , who ' s been appraised of my situation by the engineer and may have some sort of solution . She says she ' ll organise someone to drop a roll of cable round my house so I can string it through the house in the way I want which will involve possibly ripping up floorboards , so that when the engineer eventually comes back in a month , they can do the street work and hook up the router easy . I ask her if she really means to have me take two further days off work so that I can do their job for them . I give her a minibollocking , but agree to have someone drop these cables around if it will expedite matters . Meanwhile I ' m still on hold with the Indian call centre . I ' m put through to a manager named Mario , who nicely asks me what he can help me with . I ask him if that means that he has no idea why I ' m calling . He doesn ' t . By this time , I ' ve been on the phone for over an hour . I go absolutely batshit at him and now I see how this happens tell him that he needs to put me through to a real manager , who is English , because I ' m tired of their shit , and I ' m especially not impressed with Mario himself who actually thinks I would believe him when he says he has responsibility for anything higher grade than preparing his own lunch . I reiterate He needs to fuck off and get me an Englishman . Five minutes later , I ' m on the phone to Robert . Who is Scottish . Close enough . I ask him if he knows why I ' m calling him . He doesn ' t . I almost go blind with rage at this point , almost , but recover to explain what Robert needs to do next He needs to put me on with his supervisor which is a phrase that has basically lost all meaning to me at this point . And not just because I ' ve said it about three times . I ' m put through to Sean who must have some sort of mollify customer script because he does a great job of conveying how personally disgusted he is at how his company has performed over the last week , and yet the only concrete promise he can make is to personally ensure that this cable is delivered and if it doesn ' t come , he gives me the direct number of his office so I can escalate things . Because it has literally been an hour and a half , I ' m exhausted and say Fine . I ' ll wait for this cable to arrive tomorrow and go from there . The next day The cable doesn ' t come . You probably don ' t even want to know what I told them this morning .