Coach O deserves the job . <| sep |> It ' s also the way that they attack . There ' s less telegraphing , which is probably why they ' re so preferred as fighting animals . I ' ve had to do gymnastics to avoid kicking small dogs unleashed , of course to death in the process of walking down the street though . Of course the owners end up getting pissed off at me for not stopping in my tracks to tell their little terrier how adorable it is . There ' s one group of young assholes who are probably older than I am , to be honest on the next block from me whose dog fucking glares at me with its mouth slightly open . Its owner brings it to work with him and I have to walk on the other side of the street whenever he comes home , because leashing puppy on the way to the house is just way too much to ask . And somehow I ' m supposed to just shrug it off as the dog being territorial . If I ever get a handgun it ' ll be to protect myself from somebody ' s precious little fur baby .