The awkward moment with the strangers <| sep |> You look like you know your way around a schwantz . <| sep |> Please do and add me to your mailing list <| sep |> It ' s high swoon ! <| sep |> Did the math . Farmed 86 apparently . <| sep |> My ex in high school . She misheard a word over a choppy cellphone signal and accused me of being a racist on account of the fact that I am Caucasian and she was African American . She came from a situation where abuse was the status quo . According to her your too good to be true , and I ' m going to find something wrong . She confirmed her own bias , though I repeatedly told her we all have our flaws and that she misheard me . She pulled the race card , and I fucking bailed , hard . It tore her up in inside that I could disconnect so fast and be consistent about it but it needed to happen . I told her the last day of high school that we will go our separate paths and that we were nothing and that ' s how it would remain , period . Years later , I get a typed out apology over facebook talking about how she had messed up and was sorry about how she treated me . She now has two children and is happily married . Jokes on her , I ' m gay .