shit never gets easier . Im fucking 33 . Girl I am trying to get with invited me to her art thing that she had , of course I told my friends that I was excited , but they dont know who she is or what she looks like , as the girl is really shy , and my friends are well meaning idiots . Fast forward to the next day , I was standing alongside her and my friend goes SO HOW WAS YOUR DATE ? !?! I tried to play it cool . oh it wasnt a daaate exactly , we just hung out alone ! sweating profuselystill working on getting with her tho <| sep |> Poland LOLand <| sep |> I like it . The others are a little too selfaware . <| sep |> Yeah because Trump won fair square . He didn ' t need Google or to collude with media like Mrs Pizzagate <| sep |> I ' m predicting that the grand finale of 2016 is going to be a disaster on Christmas that will be of such horrid proportions that Christmas will forever be ruined hereafter . Either a massive natural disaster that kills hundreds of thousand of people or a nuclear terrorist attack on a major city . No one will ever be able to enjoy Christmas again as the specter of the loss of life and suffering represented by its anniversary will always overshadow Christmas cheer , and the legacy of 2016 will reign forever , extinguishing all things good and pure in the world and helping to usher in a dark age of resource wars and rising co 2 levels that will boil us all to death within a century . Our tortured , haggard , starving future selves will look back on 2016 and say , That ' s when it all began . That ' s when the horror became real .