Yeah if she didn ' t have an awkward body . <| sep |> I have friends and family that will lose their health insurance with the repeal of the ACA . Let ' s start with that one . <| sep |> I always eat thanksgiving lunch in the living room any way <| sep |> I like to go for a muted grey with pink Pounders and the MLG decal , that way people know I ' m elite . <| sep |> Yeah , it ' s confusing . Though nowadays when I see this I think , oh . Maybe that ' s why Trump got elected . Because people can ' t think more than halfway through the most surface level part of a statement . <| sep |> have you seen UFC 1 ? no , im heterosexual <| sep |> So say we all ! <| sep |> Not my SO , but back in beginning of high school I started dating a girl who I rarely got to see due to her parents . I started telling her I was missing 2 of my toes on my right foot due to a birth defect . She never saw me without shoessocks on and she said she never wanted to see it , so one day months later when she was over I just decided fuck it and begin to take my sock off , she starts screaming and covering her eyes . I start busting out laughing and she looks and gets all pissed .