Gotta admit that declaration was pretty badass <| sep |> Well I nearly threw up my breakfast . Interested to hear what the WORST thanksgiving you ever had was . <| sep |> Haha I am mainly joking now , but nah I don ' t rate him <| sep |> This is correct . I do this as often as possible . <| sep |> I shot around what I imagined as New York . I actually had no idea what the place looked like . But to me , it was New York . Then I decided that I wanted to be president , like usual . So I flew towards Washington D . C . , passing the Trump Tower as I did . I ' d already tried becoming president . I always blew up other countries and , well , to be honest , it was getting boring . I was considering which countries I should obliterate , when suddenly , it hit me . Why not make someone else president ? Someone with such little mental capacity that they would surely screw things up further . I thought for a minute , and then it hit me . Trump was perfect . And suddenly , he was president . And wow . He screwed things up further than I could have possibly done . I woke up . 830 . My stomach hurt . I had lucid dreamed again . Drunk . Loaded on junk food . The dream slowly came back to me . I wrote about it in my dream journal , studied it as usual , and thought nothing of it for 3 months . Then , on June 16 th , last year , I read the headlines , simply stunned . There was no way . I ran back to my journal . Found the page . Read over it . Had I caused this ? What have I done .