Zeller can ' t guard a blindfolded guy <| sep |> Prolly half squats 5 plate and thought he could do one real rep of that . Nope . <| sep |> see ? this is why more and more people are so retarded with technology . they see this shit in ads , movies , and TV shows and think that technology is equivalent to rocket science . <| sep |> the worst teacher I ever had ? It was around the time of what , kinder or something , but I had this one friend that I loved . lets call her sam . On the playground one day we were playing around when our teacher called to go back inside . that was when one of my friends and another girl circled around me and in a matter of seconds , my friend , sam , put a LITTERAL scoop of SAND in my PANTS . that wasn ' t even the worst part . I told the teacher and do you know what she did ? she just came towards me , and pat me on the head saying ' that ' s nice . '