Congrats ! Cashing out my changetip , sorry it ' s not more ! uchangetip $ 1 . 48 <| sep |> It ' s parodying the UN investigation of zwarte piet . <| sep |> Yep . There aren ' t many teams that would be considered an upgrade from AM these days . <| sep |> If you ' re reading this , here ' s the takeawayDO NOT SWIM IN RIVERS AND CANALS . I used to live in a place called St . Charles , IL . The Fox River runs through its downtown . Isn ' t this a lovely little place ? mediacacheak 0 . pinimg . comoriginals 93 fc 8693 fc 86 e 9 b 8 e 0 ae 6 f 8 a 3060 c 0320 d 39 a 2 . jpg Such a sleepy , MainStreetUSA kinda place . mediacacheak 0 . pinimg . comoriginals 5 fae 5 b 5 fae 5 b 5 b 15 d 185 e 21 f 74657 c 0 d 29 d 6 d 0 . jpgA few people drown in that river every year , mostly visitors from out of town . Why ? Because of this murderous sonofoabitchgetI 0000 RxHcTqjruVYs 900900 StCharlesFoxRiverDam 824375 . jpg . That ' s only about an 8 foot drop . But if you get within a few hundred feet of it , the current created by that tiny dam sucks you in . One girl ' s body was irretrievable for almost 24 hours , the dam pulling and pushing her body against the concrete .