I dunno man , seemed like he lied a lot <| sep |> I got some fresh zombie dust . Interested in tired hands . <| sep |> You didnt read my post , stocks and bonds essentially have physical assets that they are valued on , bitcoin doesnt . For example with stocks , if a company goes bankrupt and is liquidated , after paying off debts and other expenses , shareholders can receive compensation after the government , banks , etc get their share . Bitcoin has nothing backing it up besides peoples belief in it and it ' s rarity . Even fucking beanie babies have intrinsic value . <| sep |> Was a couple years into the job and had recently moved to a new department , this one much smaller and in a much different community than the first agency . My Sgt , two partners , and I decided to conduct a few probation searches in our beat since it was a slow day . Second place we go to was in the projects , younger dude around 25 was at home with a few of his buddies hanging out , playing video games , bullshitting . usual stuff for that neighborhood . Being young men used to being on the other side of the law , they weren ' t taking us too seriously and were doing the bare minimum to comply with terms of their probation while still talking shit and being buttheads . Looking around the apartment we could see lots of signs that a child was living there , including several balled up used diapers thrown on the floor . The guys running their mouths and talking shit weren ' t really that bad but I guess my Sgt was having a bad day and wasn ' t into listening to it . He started chipping back at them and things devolved into a little bit of a dick waving contest . Stupid and childish all the way around , not to mention embarrassing to see my boss fall for that . He got so heated he ordered us to complete the most thorough probation search we ' d ever done . just as we finished . Nothing out of line or illegal , no sign that this guy was up to anything at the house , and absolutely nothing further for us to do there . We certainly weren ' t going to search everything again , even if we had any reason to . Sarge wasn ' t having it and didn ' t believe there wasn ' t any dope in the house . He looked at me , the junior man , and ordered me to search the dirty diapers for drugs . Huh ? I stared back at him , initially thinking it was a joke since it was so ridiculous . He puffed up a little bit as he realized I didn ' t believe him and shouted at me to SEARCH THOSE SHITTY DIAPERS OR I ' LL WRITE YOU UP ! So , being the dutiful young gogetter I was , I searched 4 shitty diapers loaded with nasty baby shit , all to the soundtrack of the dude and his boys laughing and talking shit , my two partners barely stifling their giggles , and my Sgt staring smugly at the dudes as if he ' d won . Of course there was no dope in the diapers , just shit . I put them back on the floor , tore my gloves off , and walked out . Was affectionately called Diaper for a few weeks but I lost all respect for that Sgt and stopped being such a gogetter after that .