Lost in Translation ? ??? [ 1 ] IN A BANGKOK TEMPLE : IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN , EVEN A FOREIGNER , IF DRESSED AS A MAN . [ 2 ] Cocktail Lounge , Norway : LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR . [ 3 ] Doctor ' s Office , Rome : SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES . [ 4 ] Dry Cleaners , Bangkok : DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS . [ 5 ] In a Nairobi Restaurant : CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE , OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER . [ 6 ] on the main road to Mombasa , leaving Nairobi : TAKE NOTICE : WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER , THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE . [ 7 ] on a Poster at Kencom : ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ ? IF SO WE CAN HELP . [ 8 ] In a City Restaurant : OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS . [ 9 ] In a Cemetery : PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS , FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES . [ 10 ] Tokyo hotel ' s rules and regulations : GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE , OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED . [ 11 ] on the menu of a Swiss Restaurant : OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR . [ 12 ] In a Tokyo Bar : SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS . [ 13 ] Hotel , Yugoslavia : THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE , IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID . [ 14 ] Hotel , Japan : YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID . [ 15 ] In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel , across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery : YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY , WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS , ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY , EXCEPT THURSDAY . [ 16 ] A sign posted in Germany ' s Black Forest : IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN on OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE , THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX , FOR INSTANCE , MEN AND WOMEN , LIVE TOGETHER IN onE TENT , UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE . [ 17 ] Hotel , Zurich : BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM , IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE . [ 18 ] Advertisement for donkey rides , Thailand : WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE on YOUR OWN ASS ? [ 19 ] Airline ticket office , Copenhagen : WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS . ( Just Like British Airways ! !!) [ 20 ] A Laundry in Rome : LADIES , LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME . [ 21 ] Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window : IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE