I was cringing the entire time expecting it to explode or something . <| sep |> Jalapeos spiciness was used to protect itself from animals eating it . people eat jalapeos . <| sep |> My schadenfreude at the knowledge that President Trump and his Republican majority in Congress will be free to abuse all the procedural loopholes Obama and the Democrats introduced over the last 8 years is somewhat diminished by the fact that your average fauxgressive voter is too dim to understand that fact and will just accuse them of being Nazis . <| sep |> Every day we stray further from the Goddess of Law ' s light . <| sep |> Holy shit , you ' ll believe anything a salesman tells you won ' t you ? !?<| sep |> dig the norah jones track . we really do need some regular jazz clubs around here .