so who ' s gonna make everyone happy and put infinity up here for free ? <| sep |> I would suggest spatchcocking that turkey next time ! <| sep |> What is the music at the beginning called ? <| sep |> I ' m thankful for fucking the Pens <| sep |> Liberals don ' t enjoy seeing their disgusting hypocrisy . <| sep |> Found the Atheist <| sep |> Grow up listening to dad ' s drunken rants about fighting Commies in Korea and Vietnam . Enlisted in ' 77 to fight some damn godless Soviet heathen fascist Commie fuckers ! Spend time in Germany with itchy finger , nothing major happens , a lot of tension though . Hop around duty stations , get some decent postings in CONUS . WTF , USSR is breaking up and dissolving ? We . Won ! ??! Desert Storm , Bosnia , Global War on Terror . Get some war , but it just feels . Empty . 2 years left , mostly just inspect grass , ritually slaughter Privates , and give Lieutenants the stink eye . Eyes snap open at 0321 unexpectedly . Sergeant Major sense is tingling . The world is changed . I feel it in the water . I feel it in the earth . I smell it in the air . I sense something , a presence I ' ve not felt since . Restless now , haven ' t used black leather boots in forever , but I polish them and restarch my OD uniform , updated in case 4 stars get their heads out of their asses and go back to the good ol ' uniforms . Head to Division HQ , inspect grass outside , go to office and do Sergeant Major stuff for a few hours . First people start to arrive , catch wind of graffiti from a couple NCOs chatting outside their cubicles . Somebody defaced a US Government building with Old Glory , then defaced that Old Glory with . With a . An old fire stirs in my belly and my fingers start to twitch . First boner in 9 years without Viagra . Time to make Dad proud .