This is fact . Zero reason to downvote . <| sep |> Hales is trash . And I ' ll never miss an opportunity to say so . <| sep |> One of my favorite conspiracy theories that I ' ve done a total of 3 minutes of research on is that George W . lost a significant amount of brain function when he choked on that pretzel that one time while in office which explains certain aspects of his second term and that ' s why he just happily paints dogs now and stuff which honestly just good for him , live your life , man . Paint dogs . <| sep |> Not exactly what you ' re asking for but sparkling water with a dash of high quality orange juice or pomegranate juice is pretty awesome . <| sep |> haha ! usually i get hayden christiansen , or now this toby turner . ? but thanks ! it took several weeks , lots of careful decision making to make sure I got it right