Those are the dudes who rep out ass to grass squats at 135 and look like stick people while looking down their nose at the 250 pound monster half repping 1500 on the leg press . Different goals for different people . I for one think the mirror will forever be the judge of my body , not my squat form . But whatever makes people feel better about themselves I suppose . <| sep |> I got a call and the first thing she said was I ' ve been informed you were in a car accident that wasn ' t your fault . I thought omg how did she know . Who is she ? I tried to deny it but I knew I couldn ' t get away with it anymore . My voice started cracking and I knew I had to confess . I told her I was in a car accident . It was my fault . I was tired and it was dark . I didn ' t see that old lady . I didn ' t realise until it was too late and after a loud bang there she was . Laying there . Covered in a pool of blood and I being the 2 k player that I am . I ran . She looked uglier than roshan splat across the tarmac . I asked the lady to forgive me and in my defence I was under a lot of stress that night because Volvo said no diretide this year . She hung up in my face . I ' m still waiting for a callback about how to proceed next