Everyone knows that cats are liquid and will perfectly fill whatever container they ' re incontentuploads 201504 Catsareliquid 3 . jpg <| sep |> I ' ve been busy watching football That ' s not a thing in the world of DVRs , phones that can stream video , and online box scores that update in real time . It ' s NEVER a thing when your significant other is having emotional difficulties related to a screwy family relationship . It ' s not even the playoffs , you dolt . These were insignificant games . You shared recipe ideas and asked for supplies for a wide array of dishes . Does that not seem like something that would make a great many people suspect that you had intentions to cook more than one dish ? Also , discounting barbecue and old school steakhouses where on Earth does a few slices of meat constitute a meal ? Not even a holiday meal . Just a normal weeknight cooking dinner for you and your partner . There ' s still super often an expectation that you ' ll have one or two sides or a single dish that represents multiple food groups by incorporating meat and veggies and grains . You don ' t just plop two chicken breasts on a plate and say , bon appetit . But this isn ' t a normal meal . It ' s a holiday that is proving to be really emotionally difficult for her and has a traditional expression that includes far more than a serving of meat and nothing else . You lead her to believe you ' d be making a full effort and then when the day came you gave a barely token effort and now you ' re sitting on your ass in front of a game confused about how she could have possibly expected that you ' d be trying to salvage the celebration . Good grief .