But what about the guy that picked up an oyster and ate it ? <| sep |> Finally , I get it . Chael almost finished him , but won by decision . Right ? Or am I wrong ? <| sep |> Check out <| sep |> The moment I realized what was about to happen the Jaws theme music started playing in my head . <| sep |> Man , I had an abusive dad . That shit pisses me off . I had a therapist tell me that a lot of abusive parents are abusive because their parents were abusive . It makes no sense to me . Like . OK you were beat you know how bad it sucks . Why the fuck would you do it to your kids when you know how bad it sucks . My dad stabbed me in the shoulder 73 times with a Rapala filet knife , and then beat me senseless when I called 911 . It sucked major ass . I would never ever do anything like that to a kid because I remember just how much ass it sucked . Not just the getting beaten , but the talking to the cops , and the social workers , and now your the kid from the broken home and people whisper about it . Shit ain ' t cool . Hell it ' s still a problem for me . I can be perfectly fine , but if I see or hear about someone abusing their wife or kids I snaps lose my shit until I put them in the hospital . Thank god most judges are understanding and won ' t lock you up for beating the pisses out of an abusive parent , but the legal process of taking care of it is a nightmare . Anyway , I ' m done ranting . TL DR Don ' t beat your SO or kids or I ' ll remove your teeth from your mouth with the blunt part of my hand .