Tried ' sucking ' myself with an automotive funnel , once I tried fucking the inside of an orange it was nice until after I finished and it got sticky and acidic , I jacked off in the back of a church van on the way to Bible camp , tore a hole in a stuffed animal and pissed inside it , saved spit for an hour to jack off with it , posted dick pics online , IRC . So , the same kinda shit everyone does . In that realization i don ' t really regret ANY of it . I kind of pity the people who missed out on getting to be a horny dumbshit . <| sep |> This little trick worked for me . I got a substantial boost in fps , pushing me up to a blazing 1819 . <| sep |> Did you get your teeth done ? <| sep |> RELI 1710 is a solid one . <| sep |> I went way over my budget for black Friday shopping and I regret nothing # crazedlaugh rip bank account