No he for sure has some deformity going . Probably either genetic or from MBD . He is cute though . But i won ' t lie , it makes me so sad to see so many beardies with deformed jaws and bug eyes . I know it ' s not always the current owners fault , but the fact that so many people just have such a lack of proper knowledge in the care of beardies makes me sad . <| sep |> What did you just say about me , you little Grinch ? I ' ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Elf Academy , and I ' ve been involved in numerous secret deliveries of presents around the world , and I have eaten over 300 confirmed cookies . I am trained in chimney infiltration and I ' m the top wrapper in the entire North Pole . You are nothing to me but just another naughty child . I will wipe you out with holiday spirit the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth , mark my festive words . You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet ? Think again , frosty . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of elves across the USA and your chimney is being traced right now so you better prepare for the coal , nonbeliever . You ' re about to have a very disappointing Christmas morning , kid . I see you when you ' re sleeping , and I know when you ' re awake , I can make and check lists at the same time , and that ' s just with my bare hands . Not only am I extensively trained in reindeer play , but I have access to the entire toy catalogue of Hasbro , Mattel , and Lego combined , and I will use them to their full extent to make your Christmas wishes fall apart like a snow fort in the rain . If only you could have known what festive retribution your little naughty comment was about to bring down upon you , maybe you would have held your sooty tongue . But you couldn ' t , you didn ' t , and now you ' re paying the mistletoe price . I will drip frosting all over you and you will drown in it . You ' re gingerbread , kiddo .