Selfloathing . Haah ! I ' ll call it the Reeses Peanut Butter Heart Attack <| sep |> Lmao sorry I didn ' t see that on my phone <| sep |> I thought the same ! AUGH . <| sep |> omg , I ' m so depressed and suicidal , better make some shitty twitter posts to get attention ! <| sep |> Sex appeal <| sep |> I have about medium loud pipes . Quieter than Harley ' s , louder than stock sounds like a sewing machine . I get the initial logic about loud pipes , but they ' re pointing behind you . You want people in front of you to know you ' re comingin their blind spot , but 90 % of the time your pipes are loud in the wrong direction . You don ' t hear them until they pass you . It ' s better to invest in modulating front and rear lights to get attention . My pipes are mildly loudish because I wanted the least amount of back pressure on the engine . The engine works less to push through the pipes , more output for power ! They don ' t have to set off car alarms . Just buy a design that has free flow and quiet acoustics .