Bruh , its Turkey Day . Wait til after the regular season ends for a lot people before posting this kinda question . <| sep |> To be honest , jellied cranberries and corn are my favorite part of thanksgiving . <| sep |> Just imagine how the conversation went at HasbroSteve Hey guys , remember that shitty , expensive Nerf blaster we made a while ago that was a complete market failure and the butt of many jokes on the forums ? Mike Yeah ? Steve Well , what if we made a shittier version , with a camera that doesn ' t even have a viewfinder ? Dwayne Keep going . Mike Would it be another reshell of the Stryfe ? Steve I was thinking of reshelling a Strongarm , actually . Dwayne Adding another pistol that isn ' t a Jolt reshell ? I don ' t know , sounds risky . Steve No , no , it ' ll be a carbine in the Modulus line . Mike like the Lawbringer ? Steve No , not a revolver . get this clip fed ! Dwayne Well I ' ve heard all I need to hear . I ' m on board ! Steve But that ' s not all ! pulls out sketches I designed this harmonica style magazine thing that ' s totally incompatible with any other blaster we ' ve made . Each of this new blaster will ship with one and only one magazine , and we won ' t sell them individually or ever use this design again . Mike Steve , you ' re a fucking genius ! Dwayne , get on the phone with RD ! Dwayne Already have them on the line . They say they can spin up the first prototype by week ' s end , and if prototyping goes on schedule , we should be able to ship it by second quarter of next year . Mike To hell with prototyping ! Ship the first functional design that comes off the press ! Dwayne I ' ll make sure they get right on it !