More like , anyone who doesn ' t work a 95 office job gets it . Because very few jobs actually get off holidays when it comes down to it . <| sep |> Thanks for the advice , Philly ! I ' ll just file that one away for later ! <| sep |> Cant let them get to close . same reason I ' m no dummy , I blow it on her tummy . <| sep |> This is crazy huh . Never really thought a future like this could happen . Honestly it makes me quite nervous . Wow . Stunning doee <| sep |> My mother proceeded to ream my wife and I out because I offered to host my wife ' s family at our house , as it is larger than theirs and can accommodate them better . Cue my mother texting me that I am just like my father who remarried for good reason and my dead grandmother whose death day we just celebrated last weekend because I have not shown up to my grandparents house for Thanksgiving . I called my grandparents and told them I would stop by tomorrow so we can have oneonone time . They are very vocal about saying I am the favorite grandchild , making it awkward for me to be around the rest of my family sometimes , and I wanted to give my wife a chance to have a great holiday with her parents and grandparents , as they went to Texas to visit her sister last Thanksgiving . My mother sees this as a personal attack on her , telling her that I ' m a horrible person because I don ' t believe in God and that I need to get my priorities straight . She told me she is done trying to change my wife and me because we are hopeless . I ' m 24 , have been living with my wife for the last four years , and we are happy with the lives we have . We live for each other , not other people or a deity . I got to see my wife enjoy time with her family and her parents thanked me for doing this for them . They ' re more my parents now than my own .