I was just fooling with the idea that Arch users always tell you that they are running Arch . P I have difficulty writing jokes sorry <| sep |> Lions fans are nothing but passionate . You ' re born with the goddamn blight in your soul that in times of peace or war , you are a Lions fan . Whether you ' re finding a reason not to pull the trigger or drink bleach , you are always passionate about the off chance that the Lions won ' t fuck it up . Don ' t ever tell a Lions fan about passion . nothing but passion keeps a Lions fan from driving into the other lane on the highway in a Michigan winter , or the passion that keeps us from killing every construction worker on the highway . Lions fans are crazy , unpredictable motherfuckers ready to cheer their teams one quarter , blow their brains out the next , and murder the other team the next half . Dude not fuck with the passion of Lions fans .