Just think . in only 8 short years he will help mom make cookies for Santa , and struggle to poor the milk . spilling much of it of it in his excitement . He will then be tucked in for bed , unable to contain himself and have to be told repeatedly that Santa wont come until hes asleep . He will then wake up at 12 AM to an odd noise , and decide that it MUST be Santa coming down the chimney . He will jump out of bed in his train PJs and stumble down the stairs in an attempt to catch Santa eating the cookies and drinking the milk . Only to find half wrapped presents scattered around , the plate of cookies knocked aside , the milk spilled , and his parents fucking like rabbits on the hearth , with mom wearing an elf hat and dad a Santa hat , right underneath the stocking bearing his name and while he wont realize it then , he will be scared for life .