I can ' t do that to such a good friend . I do like to get shocked by touching his cheeks though . I seriously need help guys . <| sep |> Plates by Splitwise . It splits your bill and evenly splits the tax and tip as well . <| sep |> No , that won ' t work for everyone . You can improve your probability of escape , sure . But there ' s a lot of luck involved , particularly re your random teammates , so there is no certainty to getting out of ELO hell . I think most stories of escape are tainted by survivorship bias . I won the lottery and am no longer poor , therefore poverty is escapable by everyone . <| sep |> here here , fella <| sep |> now you see why there is so much pushback against this . keep note of how many accounts say something like this is no big deal or ' its only a joak fellers '.