I ' LL CUM IN THE WATERS SO YOU CANT CHUM THEM . BRING IT <| sep |> Huh , who knew there would be an actual mad lass on madlads ? <| sep |> What are the odds ? Steven Gerrard retires on the same day the onion chopping convention is in town . <| sep |> However , there will likely be volunteers from urban and rural areas from bigger states , who may think they are prepared but not be . Adventure junkies and the like who think big muscle is the way to go for survival , and whatnot . <| sep |> Best Rex on PvP 30 k health 420 melee 2 k Stam <| sep |> Have you gotten it yet ? I just started and I ' m thinking about writing down my kill list . <| sep |> But but some people like sweet tarts . Gag <| sep |> Depending on the battlefield . Anything close to winter would mean the death of any nation south of the Polar Circle . In the end , it would be a close finish between the Nordic countries , Russia , Canada , and a very lucky American . Sweden has manufactured a highend treehouse with booby traps and a dining table . Flatpacked , of course . Denmark has shadowed Sweden around and has taken residence in the treehouse attic . Getting awfully hungry . Russia is negotiating with the hosts to send another package , since the American hid the last one just before running off , laughing . Norway would struggle when the lakes freezes . No more fish . Canada has befriended the forest animals , and living off berries . Finland is hidden somewhere in the snow . Presumably dead , but the other nations knows better to not trust a presumably dead Finn . Iceland was the last one to see Finland , and subsequently buried himself . Yelling something about Sju , n er g lka snj hkarl ! . Not sure if crazy , dead , or crazy dead .