rKanye we out here ! <| sep |> GOBBLE GOBBLE DEZ NUTZ COLTS FANS <| sep |> Friend of mine got shot during a robbery because he tackled the robber armed with a knife at the same time a yokel shot at the guy and caught the bullet in his ribs . He says he didn ' t even realize he ' d been shot until the guy was subdued and on the floor , then he noticed he couldn ' t breathe all that well . It was another 15 minutes before the cops got there and the fire department took him to the hospital . This story doesn ' t end with tragedy or a lesson on why you shouldn ' t have guns , the guy with the gun was well trained not just in shooting but also in handling accidental shooting and my friend is fine today . The guy that shot him brought him donuts in the hospital as an apology and my friend is dating his daughterniece now . Its biologically his niece but adopted her as a toddler . I hope they end up married , I just think that would be a hilarious how I met your mother story . Well her daddy shot me at the Feed and Gas . So I guess the point of this csb is . either be very careful pulling the trigger , or learn to handle an accidental shot and accept that the black kid you shoot might court your daughter . If you don ' t already have a daughter , get to work on that . You ' ll need one to date the black guy you shoot . Note I am still loopy from my cough syrup but this is all a true story .