That ' s a very fair point . I ultimately do not think it was fake . But that brandnew looking cork threw me . <| sep |> Top 10 is a very high revenue generating niche . More Page views More Ad views More Revenue basic equation to start as SJF . <| sep |> Ahh she had a very good run but it ' s just about over for her now . <| sep |> I grew up in the suburbs about 2 blocks from route 130 and had a huge farm on my street . People drank the NJ haterade long ago . <| sep |> You forgot smug , arrogant , and future serial killer in the title there bud . You may wanna fix that <| sep |> Sry , just want keys <| sep |> That is crazy . Celebrating good things on bad days can help bad days not be so bad . Life does go on . If it was such a huge issue pretend the daughter was born on the 12 th . Tell her the truth when she is getting her drivers ' license and tell her you did it for her so she wouldn ' t have get the looks every time she said the date to someone . Poor girl .