riamverysmartI know exactly how you feel but you came off as a dick <| sep |> Her fascinating physical characteristics have a sort of gravity to them <| sep |> You lose half your health for walking into toplane or your jungle , and the other half within the next few seconds . <| sep |> None of those things really make him a bad person , exception to the Muslim comment . <| sep |> Ancient BrewmasterHearth . cursecdn . comavatars 147891572 . png Neutral Minion Common Classic , brewmaster , 4 Mana 54 Battlecry Return a friendly minion from the battlefield to your hand . Callhearthscanbot me with up to 7 . For more PM <| sep |> How to actually play conquest 1 . If you keep dying left and right , spawn on a squadmate as they ' re taking an objective . Stay put behind cover until the objective is captured . 2 . Follow your squadmate to the next objective . If you happen to die , repeat step 1 . This does two things . First , you ' re camping an objective and stationary . Anything not stationary will stand out like a sore thumb . Basically you ' ll get easy kills unless you completely suck . Second , you ' re providing a legitimate service to your team by helping to capture the objectives more quickly . For extreme easy mode , spawn as a scout with a closeish quarters weapon Lawrence of Arabia ' s SMLE , MartiniHenry , Carbine Infantry Trench variant rifles , etc a Mars Automatic sidearm , and spotting flares . Fire a flare into the ground a few meters away from you shortly after spawning , and then watch your minimap . A solid red dot means an enemy is nearby at around the same altitude as you are , an empty red dot means an enemy is nearby but either above or below you . If you know where the enemy is and where they ' re going , you can get the drop on them very easily . If you don ' t like using boltaction rifles , try the M 1903 experimental , or just use the Mars as it is quite powerful at close range . If by some chance your squad sucks just as bad as you do and can ' t seem to make a push , join a new squad , and try again .