It ' s not like you can ' t do both . <| sep |> He really didn ' t ? Why ? <| sep |> This was hilarious . Although the story would be much better if you didn ' t give away some parts . Like you did with Karl , who just disappeared after Karl meat was served , the same should ' ve been done with Igors teeth and the time machine . Don ' t say it was a time machine , just say that it was technology or alien food , then skip ahead and see who gets it . Makes the jokes much more subtle . <| sep |> Buy a naga and play whatever you like <| sep |> Nah , you ' re just confused . What you ' re trying to do is determine the winner on the basis of who bunted the most . But the game isn ' t about who bunted the most , so nobody was trying to get the most bunts . We have no idea if either team would even be in the World Series if it were all a big bunt competition .