He asked if I knew the Tooth Fairy . When I asked why , he said his mom was missing her two front teeth and he wanted to give her his old ones for Christmas . I glanced over at her and it looked like she had been hitting that meth pipe a bit too hard lately . <| sep |> He ' s just a CEO who claims I am the one <| sep |> Colts fan here . Upvoting all of these for the humor . <| sep |> I don ' t see a good ending to this . If she doesn ' t leave her husband for you , you ' ll be the secret , you ' ll likely ruin a marriage , and you won ' t be able to have a fully normal relationship with her . If she decides to leave her husband for you , you ' d probably get endless amounts of shit from everyone for breaking up someone else ' s relationship . Or maybe the husband is a psycho and decides to be violent towards you . Only way I ' d proceed with this relationship is if the husband was 100 % okay , and verbally confirmed it , with his wife screwing others .