The sky is falling ! ! Please don ' t make me start Vance McDonald . <| sep |> What about my second question with my legit DLC ? Any idea ? <| sep |> They look sold out of men ' s tights . <| sep |> Congrats ! Thems hormones is one helluva a drug . <| sep |> They don ' t affect sound whatsoever . I personally prefer Win 7 because I ' m used to it and it ' s simple . <| sep |> I always need to contain my urge to build things , but so far I have 9 decks Athreos , god of passage It ' s a shadowborn apostle list , trying to win with either apostle beatdown with mirror entity or coat of arms , looping them with zulaport cutthroat on the field or occasionally beatdown with demons most of the time they ' re big flying enchantments . Brago king eternal ETB value , some control winning via either tokens or the strionic resonator combo . Xenagos , god of revels Punch really , really hard , has a dragon subtheme cause most of these dragons are just so good with xenagos . The vast majority of creatures is between 57 cmc and has evasion . Wins via punching people really dead . Kozilek , butcher of truth colorless goodstuff , can also be switched around to kozilek , the great distortion for a more controllingvoltron playstyle or people really hate annhilatorUsually wins via beatdown with eldrazi titans , occasionally kozilek commander damage . Meren of clan nel toth everyone knows this general , I won ' t pretend my list to be unique . I ' m trying to have more of a reanimator list as opposed to the classic stax lists . Wins via reanimating big threats , grey merchant of asphodel loops or nim deathmantleashnod ' s altar combo Marath , will of the wild Tokens for days , probably also my most combo centric list . However if I don ' t want to combo it easily swaps in Rith , the awakener to transform into a explosive token deck . If you ' re not comboing with mana echoes or illusionist ' s bracers you are most likely saccing a lot of tokens with vicious shadows in play or good old attacking with beastmaster ascension . Zedruu , the greathearted Prisonpillowfort deck that steals stuff and combos . Wins via tidespout tyrant combo into either , or aetherflux reservoir . It also has a thing for stealing fun stuff with blatant thievery or copying it with rite of replication . Lazav , dimir mastermind A voltroncontrol list , copying your best creature to bash face with . Includes 3 swords to help this strategy . Alternatively my incidental mill can be cranked up to be a wincon with phenax , god of deception or consuming aberration , to go with the milling there is plenty of stuff that takes advantage of their yards like animate dead or memory plunder to go with plenty of yard hate , so they can ' t abuse it back . Can also combo with duskmantle guildmage It has a second combo , that ' s semi infinite with undead alchemist and altar of the brood Sidar Kondo of Jamuraa and Ikra Shidiqi , the usurper Lifegain matters in abzan colors . My newest deck , it ' s basically the lovechild of doran the siege tower and karlov of the ghost council . It wins via beatdown or comboing out with cliffhaven vampireaetherflux reservoir exquisite bloodvizkopia guildmage currently testing to see if I miss sanguine bond . It gains boatloads of life so I can also straight up use the reservoir to shoot people with . I kinda want to build a real spellslinger list , but so far I haven ' t found my general that appeals to me yet .