Nah , really the only acceptable reason for wearing cargo shortspants is for storing shit in all of those pockets . So going to the hardware store to buy stuff for the project you are working on was the first thing to come to mind , kind of like carpenter jeans . I did think of a few more acceptable exceptions Nature Shit Hiking , Camping , Hunting , etc . PhotographyOkay , that ' s all I can come up with , I am sure there are more though . The only thing worse than cargo shorts are jorts , however , at least in jorts you can buy a pair that has a flattering fit . maybe . <| sep |> I also enjoy Bo <| sep |> Soccer player Paolo DiCanio used to give the Roman salutedicanio 008 . jpg ? w 460 to the local fans after scoring . When the international press got a hold of it and questioned him , he said it ' s a salute for my people , I ' m a fascist , not a racist . He seemed confused when that didn ' t go over well .