Dad 76 It ' s just Soldier 76 but with one of those ugly christmas sweaters on . <| sep |> I bet you suck at crawling up into a ball and crying , you loser ! Well , I did show them right then and there . Who ' s the loser now , bitch ? <| sep |> Who R you ? <| sep |> looks at waterYUUUUUP I can ' t run this <| sep |> Forget the author . Plenty of authors are shit . But most of them righly never make it off Tumblr or LiveJournal . What I want to know is Who the hell pushed Publish on this rambling , worthless whining ? Is that button too close to the Block Address button ? Is there a deadman ' s switch that just publishes anything in the Inbox if nobody objects , and perhaps the editor was drunk to the point of coma after having to sift through prospective Guardian editorials ? Was there a breakin or a hack where nothing was stolen , but a bunch of teenagers ' blog posts were mixed into the queue to try and kill their credibility ? Did someone work out that if infinite monkeys can write Shakespeare , one or two monkeys can throw their poop at a touchscreen that says publish or reject in return for some dayold fruit ? Did thdy replace Editorial with an algorithm , but only fed it a Facebook bubble for it to learn to think like humans ?