Never steal a Sausage Man ' s generator . Everyone knows that . <| sep |> Just when you think CNN can ' t be more of a joke <| sep |> Is there a way to buy games from the eshop without owning that console yet ? I just bought my black friday 3 ds but it won ' t get here until December 7 th which is past the end date for the cyber sale with fire emblem awakening . Is there a way to buy that and have a code sent to you rather than just a automatic download ? <| sep |> If you haven ' t fucked 10 guys by the time you ' re 12 , you ' re a damn prude . EDIT Dudes , I ' m kidding . EDIT 2 Seriously , I can vouch for this guy . He ' s almost as good as spez . <| sep |> Got blackout drunk at a house party in college woke up naked next to a girl that in a group of mutual friends . She liked me but I wasn ' t interested in her . Great . how to explain this to the girl I was seeing at the time ? Then she tells me I have to have sex with her more or she ' ll tell the girl I was seeing that I was fucking her on the side . I learned a few days later from other partygoers that the girl I had drunken sex with had not been drinking that night and was planning on taking advantage of me . And that was a good part of the reason why I got sober . The other story happened this September was when a friend of a friend jammed his hands down my boxers when I was sleeping in a shared hotel room with him and 2 other people . See , he had been trying to take a girl home all night bar hopping and came back piss drunk and with no girl in tow . What ' s upsetting is that I can ' t press charges cause the two other people in the room only saw and heard my reaction freaking out and pushing him away from me and not him actually sexually assaulting me . With him doing this to me , there ' s no doubt in my mind that he has date raped girls in similar circumstances he ' s normally hetero and I would love nothing more than to put him away for a long , long time . I ' m only good enough as a supporting witness to come forward when he actually gets busted for raping a girl and gets charged . That makes me so sad cause that means another girl gets raped by him .