I mean , he is playing poorly , but so is everyone else . He is actually one of the least poorly playing people . If you look at ursoc rankings , everyone is SUPER low <| sep |> Pam makes mention in several episodes . In the Honeymooners she offers a bottle of lotion to Cheryl and Cyril to watch the ' hot Asian group sex '. I think either Cheryl or Pam mentions taping their handsfingers to ' keep going ' after jerking until their fingers bleed I forget the episode at present . Cyril talks about jacking it on multiple occasions , and other characters tease him about it in several episodes . Mallory is doing herself during phone sex with Nikolai Jakov of the KGB in the very first episode , and keeps an ' accoutrement ' in her desk that vibrates and it accidentally turned on in one episode .