The coup of 18 Brumaire , that brought Napoleon to power . <| sep |> While it probably is coming , that is concept art from 1 , so don ' t get your jimmies too rustled <| sep |> I ' ll give isopropyl a chance this time , Thanks bud ! <| sep |> Alabama Rolls obviously Auburn Fruitcake because nobody normal likes fruitcake . Tennessee Your aunt ' s special dish . It ' s hypes up every year and it disappoints every year . Made from good ingredients , it wasn ' t prepared quite right . LSU Wild Turkey straight from the bottle . Mizzou Your crazy drunk uncle who was hilarious one year and keeps getting invited back because of that even though he hasn ' t contributed anything . AM Chinese takeout clearly present at the wrong ~~ conference ~~ holiday . Ole Miss Dad ' s turkey carving tool . Many years it doesn ' t quite work right and he has to use a knife and fork himself . Miss St Salad dressing . There isn ' t even a salad at this thanksgiving . Florida Cranberry sauce . Usually meets the turkey after thanksgiving again . Best in its class of fruit or vegetable based dishes . South Carolina Green bean casserole . A traditional dish that nobody has made very well recently .