First the southern states will immediately form an alliance . More than likely almost all Southern members will be volunteers . They ' ll hunt down the hippies first . So Oregon , Washington , California , Colorado , NE states that we aren ' t really sure are real , Vermont , Maine , Connecticut , etc . by this time the Midwest will have formed an alliance to try and hold off the new confederacy . While this goes on and on , Alaska will probably be waiting and watching , preparing to slaughter the remains . Which they will . It ' ll look like an Alaska victory until the guy from Idaho appears out of nowhere and stabs a celebrating Alaskan in the back . Why ? Because everyone forgot Idaho existed . <| sep |> Bernie . Don ' t Bernie me . He ' s guilty ! Incredibles anyone ?