Fuck that just made my black Friday even darker . I hope the father is holding up ok under the circumstances during this time of the year . Edit Typo <| sep |> Fuck off wit your rage memes dude <| sep |> Claymores Grenades broken indicators , stupid teammates are extra dangerous Commissioner cause it kills faster than primaries with a little bit of lag shotguns because 2 bangs later you are dead C 4 <| sep |> On my externship I didn ' t check to make sure the Hobart bowl was properly attached . Turned on the mixer and five seconds later it spun itself off and sent granola all over the floor . Fortunately my chef was more concerned about my wellbeing and if I ' d lost limbs than the granola . Ironically later that season , she was making pie dough on the same mixer , and magically cleaved off a portion of the paddle . We called the company , and they were so baffled they wanted pictures . They contacted us later and said so we did the numbers , and that literally should not be possible .