Pappy will be there <| sep |> He is referring to the fact that the game was won 2 VS 5 <| sep |> Sandpaper is cheap , you can stain it easily and cheaply . I ' ve 3 d modeled a table that would require only wood glue , nailsscrews , and precut lumbermost places you can buy lumber from will likely cut it for you for free if not on the cheap so you wouldn ' t have to have a saw of any kind . Total cost of materials was about 80 USD and that was for a table that would be about 6 ' x 6 ' x 32 L shaped . Sadly , I never got it together since I moved , but I do have some experience in woodwork . However , you really don ' t need to know much to build something this simple . Just stop and think about how you ' re going to do it before you start buying and nailing shit together . I ' d suggest sketching it out or if you know anything about 3 d modeling , try that . Sure it will take a few days , most of that time would be waiting around for stain to dry but you will get a desk that fits what you needwant perfectly , it won ' t cost nearly as much as buying one , and you get the experience and satisfaction of actually building something for yourself . And of course , if you have doubts about what you ' re doing , rwoodworking might have some advice .