you suck at whatever you were trying to do . you ' re a real nobody <| sep |> Hey ! Fellow Des Moinesian here . I did this race last yearmoinesturkeytrot 5 k and had a great time , but had some schedule uncertainty so I didn ' t get registered in time this year . Sounds like it was more crowded this year since the weather was decent . We had some selfseeding issues in the corral last year , too . Lots of slow families running together and almost stomped on a stroller or two . The segment up Finkbine to capitol hill is a glute killer . Also did it end up being a full 5 miles ? Last year it was a little off because the turnaround point wasn ' t where it should have been . <| sep |> Clip those finger and toe nails often and then drag out the nail file . I ' m man enough to be afraid to say that I use a heavy duty emory boardbrick on those sharp , jagged edges so that I don ' t scratch , slice or do some other harm when I put my fingers inside the woman ' s sensitive bits .