I ' m certain that killing everyone who has ever attended a question time audience would solve our political system overnight <| sep |> He is lip sinking I swear <| sep |> I ' m moving to Montreal in January , but now this is making me think about pushing it back to March . <| sep |> fuckkk little kids too ? how fucked in the head would have to be ? I mean you ' d gotta be pretty warped to join a cult to begin with but seriously ? <| sep |> Alcohol helps me a lot . People tell me I get funnier when I ' m tipsy . I don ' t get drunk , but a few high ABV beers or some wine on an empty stomach puts me in just the right state for about 20 minutes . <| sep |> Because Fuck the Cowboys . <| sep |> Uninstall . Hard reboot . Reinstall . Has worked for me in the past , but ymmv