I used to teach skiing out in Tahoe . Sometimes on my days off , I used to put on a santa suit and go skiing . I used to love finding an instructor and a pack of kids to go say hi to , make sure they ' re all listening to their coach . One year , a kid asked me if I could teach his daddy how to ski because he was too scared to try . I obliged and ended up scheduling a private lesson to the dad and kid in my santa Suit . By the time we finished our lesson , both father and son could skit the summit , no problem . We met up with the mom at the end of the day , and the kid wouldn ' t stop saying Santa taught Daddy and me how to ski ! It was pretty damn cute . <| sep |> No worries , son . When Battlefield 2 comes out , I ' m sure you ' ll get your wish to play as an SS commander gunning down black people and Jews .