The reasons is because pineapples are so wet . They take a very long time to cook compared to the dough and continue to bleed out fluids as they do . As a result you either end up with a burnt crush or a soggy pie . Source Worked in a pizza shop for over a decade . <| sep |> In the announcer vids , listen closely , there ' s a woman ' s voice in there . To me it sounded like a voice distorter and it ' s not really a guy talking . Albeit , David does sound similar . <| sep |> If you keep it , get the DEI mod . So great . I don ' t think I could play vanilla . <| sep |> I wasn ' t originally planning to necessarily , but all my early battles went so well that I suddenly had like 15 cities before turn 100 . The game kinda snowballed from there .