That thing in your right hand is heavier than all the books you ' ve read in your entire life combined . <| sep |> Japan . The food , beautiful scenery , culture and technology ! Second would be Iceland or the United States . <| sep |> Dear Satan , I have been a very good girl this year , and for crismas I want a ipad like sara has . Love , Julie 3 These were always so cute . Every year , he ' d get these , and he always tried to make them come true . It used to be harder , but since these days most of them wanted name brand electronics , all Lucifer ever had to do was set up a few robberies via possessed vagrants and arrange the loot to be delivered . Satan , for christmas this year I want a lego star destroyer ! Heh , this one was easier than most . Disney ' s execs all had signed deals with him decades ago , so he could get this one done in one phone call . He ' d throw in a Millennium Falcon and one of the new Rogue One sets too . Deer Satan , this year I dont want any presents I just want my mom and dad to love each other again . I promise to always be a good boy forever if you make them stop fighting . from Daniel . These were the ones that always broke his heart . Most of the time there was just nothing he could do he got tragedybased letters every year , but there was only so much influence he could exert on Earth . He always at least checked to see if it was something he could handle , though , and after a quick bit of scrying , Daniel ' s parents had apparently been drifting apart due to stress from stretching the budget too thin and dissatisfaction in the bedroom . This was great ! Complexities of the human condition , emotional absence , fundamental incompatibility , these were all out of Lucifer ' s scope , but money and sex ? Daniel ' s letter was in the right place . First , he took a quick look through their browsing histories and placed a couple orders an online sex shop . He shook his head if humans would just be less uptight about what they got off on , Earth would be a lot more laid back . Next , he sent over two doses of a demonic aphrodisiac that had been known to get a celibate monk into an orgy . Lastly , he purchased a wellchosen lottery ticket , and set it all up to arrive on Christmas Eve . He also enclosed a special note just for Daniel Dear Daniel , The gifts for your parents should make them stop fighting and love each other like you asked . You don ' t have to keep your promise to be a good boy forever , though . Bad boys have a lot more fun . Satan