Well , if we bring his dead body and bury it on US soil , then when he rises as a zombie , you could technically say Zombie Einstein was born on US soil . Boom . President . <| sep |> Not me , but my mom . She was a psychiatric nurse , pulling last night hours and feeling the weight of depression from listening to the hardships of others . Some people just aren ' t equipped for that . At 47 , she looked elsewhere . She found a pharmaceutical advertisement agency hard to describe what they are , they do a lot and started working . She was immediately whisked into a land of travel and excitement . London , India , Tokyo , Turkey , Rome , Greece , every two weeks or so she was flying somewhere new for a week or two . She circled the world leading instructional meetings on how to administer psychiatric drugs and the benefits of these new medical advances . One that sticks in my mind is an injectable for schizophrenia it was administered through an asscheek , so she had to carry around a rolly suitcase with this rubber cross section of an abdomen to show how to insert it properly . She loved slapping it on the table at parties and yelling Have I showed you my ass ? She ' s 60 now , and has moved up to running her branch of the company . She currently making so much cash that ' it doesn ' t mean anything to her anymore '. She ' s gotten to redo her kitchen completely , install geothermal energy for her home , and buy a new car or 3 , she ' s accident prone . She is a true business woman , really one of the most intensely driven people I know .