Not in a country where thanksgiving is a thing . <| sep |> Fauxahontas , we ' re all getting real tired of your shit . <| sep |> Did you know if you do it first there ' s no wind ? <| sep |> You should pay some respect to people who have many decades more life experience than you . <| sep |> Maester Cressan dies in the prologue of A Clash of Kings . The Maester apprentice Pate is killed by the Alchemist . The Maester of the Dreadfort that pissed his pantsTheon chapter from TWOW will most likely be killed very soon . Tell me more about how safe it is . If I had a choice , I would choose being a Lord . Nobody is safe from death but you can enjoy life a lot more as a Lord . Let ' s not forget the maester that was raped on Victarion ' s ship then thrown overboard becuase he couldn ' t heal Vic ' s hand . Edit There ' s also a maester who got his hands chopped off for asking too many questions about working Valyrian steel . This is mentioned in the World book .