No it isn ' t lol <| sep |> Twice my husband has convinced me he ordered something expensive for himself , when it turned out he got something for me . The first time , I was angry at him that he couldn ' t pick me up from work because he was waiting at home for a camera lens to be delivered . Nope , it was my engagement ring being brought by a certified carrier . The next time , he called me from his deployment to tell me to rush home he had ordered himself a new computer and it was on the front steps . When I got there , there was no computer , but there were expensive shoes I had wanted that I refused to treat myself to . My husband is the best . <| sep |> Oh shit , you just reminded me . He ' s going to have access to Bush ' s hurricane machine too . Fuck .