Me , I ' m next . <| sep |> I have threatened my 5 K Mac more than once , soon it will anchor my boat . I don ' t have a boat but the river is nearby , I need a boat to drown my computer properly . thought about leaving it in the woods for the bears to eat . no , can ' t do that ! Someone might find it and use it and end up hating it like I do . This message brought to you by Apple Care . Because at Apple Care , go fuck a light socket sucker , eat shit . <| sep |> Don ' t go in the wild if you are going to cry about getting attacked . Problem solved <| sep |> He didn ' t say he ' d block the congressional investigations . I ' m guessing he ' s backing off until he ' s sworn in so Obama isn ' t forced to pardon her . If 110 th of the rumors about what ' s on Weiner ' s laptop are true , this is going to get real ugly .