It ' s not going that farThe only people who will riot are the fash . And they get msashed off the streets every god damn week <| sep |> Wow ! I didn ' t realize that experiments involving the insertion of human DNA into the canine species had come so far . Things are moving faster than I expected in the field of biological sciences . DAY 478 As seen in this latest videofile , the subject Rex has begun to smile frequently , and has even taken on a RobinWilliams style sense of humor , and begins performing comedic skits the moment a camera is turned on and focused at him . MRI scans show a distinctive and anomalous growth in the neocortex region , in addition to . DAY 597 Rex ' s comedic routine has referenced a Jerry Seinfeld joke , in which the punchline is Son , back in my day , dogs couldn ' t vote ! . My colleague , Dr . Patterson incidentally an avid catlover , is worried that this may mean Rex and his prodigy may soon begin to demand the right to vote and congressional representation of their species , and possibly thereafter demand a national registration of all felines , and possibly even implement felinedetention camps .