when i read this , i read it in the guards voice . it never gets old . <| sep |> Our little Shit Tzu fills his mouth full with dog food , then walks away and goes bleh and spits them out on the floor and then eats them one by one . We bought him small size food and oh HELL NO ! he had fooking little dog food throughout the whole house . Every night we would get on our hands and knees picking up his dog food while he watched us with his damn overbite and us putting it back in his bowl . It was expensive food so we didn ' t want to waste half of it . We went back to the normal size food and he still fills his mouth full of food and spits it out , but he is back to cleaning up after himself again . This dog is something else , he totally cracks me up every day .