Theess monkey he hass a deek . <| sep |> You have assbeard ? My sympathies <| sep |> We used to frequently get that question until one Thanksgiving while at the table my wife replied you know , we do it all the time . In fact , raising my hand to touch her forehead she said to me how ' s my temperature ? Do you think we can use one of the rooms for a quick one ? Silence . And since that day , my family has not uttered a word on the subject . <| sep |> When did the Democratic leadership ever have ethics ? Regular party folks maybe , but not the leaders . <| sep |> This ones actually not TOO far fetched , my grandma comes out with some pretty weird shit 😂 <| sep |> Well definitely not in any negative way . This sub used to have that title ' come for the period jokes , stay for the culture ' or something to that extent . So i thought it would make for a good new title . But its probably just me though , thinking that would be a funny . Definitely not the first time i think something is funny , while its not . My apologies .