thank you to this guy , even if he didn ' t mean to do it , and regrets it now . He has done the world of free speech a great service <| sep |> I ' m not saying that F 2 P are illegal , I ' m saying they should be because the real life equivalent is . Or heavily regulated implying if F 2 P were , they wouldn ' t make as much money . So what ' s the real life equivalent ? Real life is freetoplay , paytowin . Well , in theory . When you think about it . It ' s not so much a serious argument as a slightly tongueincheek parallel between scummy mobile games and real life . But the point I ' m trying to make with it is 100 % real . <| sep |> Another way to do it is to make a run for the fire . Once you have it lit , run straight for the room with the seed to provoke the invasion from armorer Dennis . Then proceed to panic kill him before no less than five turtle bros gank the fuck out of you . If you lose , that ' s fine . You will respawn at the bonfire you just lit and it won ' t be any trouble to retrieve your shit . The turtle bros will be back where they started , and you will be past the point where you trigger thier aggro . The only trouble with this method is that , assuming you died on the way in , you now have to take on armorer Dennis without Alfis . But at least you got the bonfire , so you can warp out and come back when you git good .