Would you rather I abuse a animate object ? <| sep |> Hey uBlackhawkChaser , you are posting here too often ! We currently allow 3 TradeStore posts per day and this is your 5 th TradeStore post . You can read the rules . <| sep |> The annual Basket Bonanza from Discnation . com is happening right now . Worth looking into if you ' re in the market for a basket <| sep |> We knew each other through friends and only went on one date but she still sent Miss me ? messages every day for a week , she talked about her ex every chance she got , she thought I was hitting on our server after I said a familiar hello since she was a former coworker . Individually these things might be overlooked as typical insecurities that most people have , but can normally suppress . But all rolled into one they spell out stereotypical crazy person tendencies . Then one morning she randomly showed up to my apartment like six days after our one and only date expecting a quickie . I rejected her based my suspicion of her craziness , so then she accused me of being both gay and impotent because I rejected her . I told her it was over and showed her the door . Still not all of it . Over the next month or so I learned that her ex was actually her husband and they were only separated . For like three weeks . That she ' d accused a friend of a friend of mine of getting her pregnant so she could extort under the table child support from him . And of course , since she never had a baby she said she miscarried . I also heard rumors that she was cyber stalking a guy , that she ' d broken into a guy ' s home , that she assaulted the girlfriend of a former lover . So yeah , maybe not axe murderer crazy , but crazy enough that I ' m glad we didn ' t hook up . I still remember dat ass , though . The dattest of asses .