Snagged Marchessault and Werenski off of FA ! Thank god I did because I ' m still in 8 th place in my 12 team league D <| sep |> We can see u Cthulhu <| sep |> Me neither . He got hit by a car right before I got out . <| sep |> It ' s a mental illness <| sep |> When you ' re sliding into first and you ' re feeling something burst , diarrhea , diarrhea . When you ' re sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd , diarrhea , diarrhea . When you ' re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam , diarrhea , diarrhea . When you ' re driving in your Chevy and your pants are feeling heavy , diarrhea , diarrhea . <| sep |> He ' s so cute ! I love the pattern on his fur . <| sep |> Some neighbors painted their curbs red illegally to discourage parking and tacked up more signs illegally warning against trespassing . In a vacant lot , someone took the time to build a fullon piece of land art that seemed to echo the large white letters in the distance TOURISTS GO AWAY . This is fucking nuts . They do the same in Malibu by putting up fake signs saying that public beaches are actually private property and claiming public parking to also be private . As a surfer , you ' ll also hear of spots where people will claim Locals Only and that shit pisses me off more than anything . All these greedy privileged people are miserable fucks .