I was always under the impression that Ohionans don ' t speed because they have a separate force of traffic cops that are very very strict . Or that ' s at least what they tell us Michiganders who cross through on our way to Florida . <| sep |> Wow , news sites like Yahoo and Business Insider are picking up the Spezghazi story . There are going to be major implications . P . S . I love you uspez . Totally not edited . <| sep |> We ate him last game . <| sep |> If you can dodge a wrench , you can dodge a ball ! All seriousness , take care of yourself during the holidays man . Eat some shit , drink some shit , and enjoy time with your kiddo if the situation permits . Holidays suck when the family is in flux , just try and make the best of it . I am still five minutes away from official Turkey Day . Dammit I want my turkey