My wife , because if you try I will kill the fuck out of you . Unless me and her have mutually agreed to part ways . <| sep |> Go look thru the Fringe Theories Noticeboard for a while . Its completely dominated by the Connolley gang , Doug Weller , that incredible fucknozzle Tim Hrafn Makinson conducting his endless hysteric war on creationism , and various other insiders asking for help to win arguments and editwars . Highly dysfunctional and dishonest . I ' d prefer to have fringe ideas handled and labeled openly as such , since they pretend Wikipedia is a serious reference work . Unfortunately insiders treat these kinds of editwars as a sick form of entertainment . It ' s not enough to win the argument , they have to ban and humiliate their opponents and burn everything to the ground . Ya can ' t tell who ' s crazier . Hrafn is unbelievable . He ' s like a movie stereotype of the Comic Book Nerd . And damn , you would not believe how many arguments Connolley has won by lying and by silent backstabbery with the help of admins .