Murderous coconut pirates . They ' re so much better than the minions , they dont talk ! <| sep |> Damn . You wouldn ' t last a day out here in LA . You get so used to ghetto birds flying overhead so frequently here that I ' m only just now realizing that there ' s been one hovering in the distance for I don ' t know how long now ! lol <| sep |> I did not receive my package , or love letter or anyone come to door yet to deliver my love letter . It has been a long time now . I figured i would of got the love letter by now . <| sep |> I ' m guessing it must be a light couch or they never would have been able to carry it this far . Many largeappearing couches weigh very little due to cheap manufacturing . They ' re not solid wood and have hollow frames , bonded leather , etc . I had a couch like this , crazy comfortable but also weighed next to nothing . In addition , you can clearly see the movers are supporting the weight underneath it , holding it actively in place .