Boston drivers can be aggressive , but New York drivers , ugh . Driving in NYC is such a nightmare for me people honk at red lights , people honk at parked cars , people gridlock major intersections , etc . It ' s less that New York drivers are assholes , more that they ' re just in a perpetual rush to get somewhere , and don ' t understand that if they dropped the ' me first ' attitude , they would actually get to their destination more efficiently . There ' s also a severe lack of traffic enforcement in NY ex . Sprain , Saw Mill , Taconic , LIE , Cross Bronx , and so on . There is nowhere for cops to hide on a few of those roads , so people just kinda do what they want with impunity . It ' s fucking annoying . <| sep |> IT SURE DOES ! Those other Jokers don ' t know what it take to survive on the streets ! Come to my one on one classes where you ' ll learn the lethal are of Fun Jitsu a system I have personally evolved from ancient Chinese martial arts too deadly to be show to the modern masses ! But for the low low automatically reacuring monthly price of 99 . 99 you get a one hour one on one with your new Sensei ! One hour to open up an infinity of knowledge and self enlightenment . or . you can go to those jokers thatll all teach you the basics because theyll all reguardless of purple belt , brown , or black assume that since you ' re a white belt with most likely only a loose grip on the basics and no personal game . But I know you ' re better than that come to me my grasshopper , and give me your money .