Ah damn , my bad , I didn ' t realise you were a moron or I wouldn ' t have bothered . You don ' t understand how ' above average ' works . A tennis player who is ranked 100 th in his country is a way , way , way above average player statistically . The fact that he would be absolutely demolished by any top 1000 world player in a match isn ' t relevant to that fact , it exists in isolation . You can call someone like that ' the king of the shitters ' if you want , it just means that the way you conceptualise averages and skill is wrong . That ' s fair enough , you are perhaps the king of the shitters when it comes to intellect . And that analogy still works even if you say a tennis player ranked 1000 th in his country . He is still way above average .