When you say terrier do you mean something like a jack russel or something like a pitbull ? If they are small dachshund type dogs I would be absolutely shocked if there isn ' t a small breed rescue group in your area that could take them . That might be a better option than craigslist and the rescue can get the one with medical problems the help it needs . I don ' t blame you for being frustrated , god bless them but I hate terriers , they just don ' t stop barking and ruining things . But other people love them , I am sure a rescue could find them a good home . <| sep |> Entirely serious . Since Gearbox took ownership of the franchise their direction has skewered to focus entirely on the ' comedic ' elements more than anything else . Take a look at the earlier Duke Nukem titles such as Duke Nukem Zero Hour , Time To Kill , Manhattan Project , and of course Duke Nukem 3 D . The babes weren ' t the entire focus on 3 D Realms output and even the third party titles that pushed the whole ' save the babes ' thing more as an overreaching theme still managed to avoid being littered with out of place references , terrible humor , and crap gameplay and by doing so ended up not having you hate the character of Duke Nukem and enjoying the games themselves . From a purely comparative standpoint going from 3 D Realms handling of the franchise to Gearbox Softwares efforts they ' ve taken smaller elements of the franchise such as the strippers , the tidbits of comedy and pop culture references and ramped it up to 1000 . George Broussard who was the cofounder of 3 D Realms and cocreator of Duke Nukem has stated publicly that he disagreed with the marketing for Duke Nukem Forever and the general direction Gearbox and 2 K seemed to be taking which for those who didn ' t keep track included trailers dedicated to throwing shit and oggling babes . No I ' m not kidding . Here ' s the feces trailer 2 KGearbox released . m 7 gkn 6 WQ 44 MOn top of all this the fan community has been up in arms since 2 K and Gearbox reannounced Duke Nukem Forever and it became abundantly clear that they have a fundamental lack of understanding of the franchise which was only pushed further due to the slight design update of Duke Nukem on their cover art and ingame which was compared unfavorably to a character from Jersey Shore , Gearbox repeatedly promised mod tools and didn ' t deliver , Randy said there were secret levels there isn ' t , and that some of the staff had been taking a dozen plus hours playing the game discovering more and more . In addition to this multiple fan projects have received Cease and Desist letters , Duke Nukem Reloaded was disallowed an alpha release because ' they never stipulated the terms of release , only that they were allowed to develop it ' again this is something frequently disputed but the facts are that there were several blog posts by the head of the group creating the game that described in detail what had happened which abruptly ' disappeared ', a disabled indie developer was given the Duke Nukem 3 D licence to create a port that included all the content from every version of Duke Nukem 3 D as the console versions included big differences and Gearbox shut him down saying the contract was void after 3 D Realms handed over their remaining rights to the franchise . That port is sitting on the developers hard drive completed . To avoid going way too into it the basics are this Duke Nukem Forever was never completed . When Gearbox acquired the franchise they received a build from 3 D Realms that while headed in the right direction after many years of development thanks to producer Brian Hook hired in the later 2000 s . The internal gold date was April 1 st , 2010 at 3 D Realms . After 3 D Realms released their development team and a small group of staff continued to work on the game for free Gearbox stepped in and the majority of the game content was culled and the most completed elements and levels were stitched together with a narrative hastily written around it under the direction of Pitchford and Co . While Gearbox insists that 3 D Realms and George Broussard signed off on the final single player build it was clearly under duress due to the threat of TakeTwos lawsuit and since the release of the title numerous former developers have expressed extreme displeasure in the final product . A former staff member named Jay Brushwood has described that Gearbox tore the game apart and it barely resembles what 3 D Realms vision was and is instead a frankensteined alpha build . There is a fundamental lack of understanding of the franchise as multiple developers on the game have spoken out disappointed as to what Gearbox twisted their work in to Despite both fan and criticism from press outlets , both of which complain about the same points no one likes the stupid humor , the characters ' evolution ', and the restrictive style of the gameplay Gearbox and Pitchford continue to claim that it ' s just what Duke Nukem is Prior to Gearbox Duke Nukem was always intended to be more of an 80 s throwback badass alien killer , Gearbox has pushed this more toward ' lulz poop piss boobiez ' and despite everyones complaints they ' re continuing in the same direction . 3 D Realms marketed Duke Nukem as ' The Ultimate Alien AssKicker ', Gearbox has said on multiple occasion that he ' s a ' hedonist and misogynist ', no I ' m not joking . The franchise would be better in anyone elses hands , let the former heads of 3 D Realms act in an advisory capacity , hand it over to Voidpoint who are fans of the franchise who have been modding Duke 3 D since the 90 s and are working on a brand new FPS prequel to Bombshell in the BUILD engine , give it to Interceptor Entertainment who have had multiple Duke Nukem titles in development in the past prior to legal obstacles stopping them due to Pitchfords fuckery they had current legal contracts but somehow they got their lawyers to void the lot so Gearbox now owns everything . I ' m sure there ' s a few more points to go over because it ' s a total fucking shit show but to put it shortly the franchise is in the hands of a moron who worked on two maps for an expansion to Duke Nukem 3 D over a decade ago and that ' s his claim to knowing the franchise .