The story is actually really boring and unimpressive , but here it is in case you want the magic ruined s My parents had a minivan with a TV in it and we would take the Cube with us to play in the car on long trips so that my brother and I wouldn ' t bug the shit out of them the whole ride . Well one time we brought it to the beach with us . Later we left the beach , and in doing so we threw a bunch of sandy blankets and towels and chairs and whatever into the van . The GC was also on the floor of the van and even though we didn ' t put anything sandy directly on top of the Cube , some still made it in there . The stuff just gets everywhere . <| sep |> uj Nothing wrong with an opinion . <| sep |> So . just for your personal benefit I grew up on food stamps . And while there are people who abuse the system , there are people who don ' t . I was born on Christmas , and one year my mom asked me what I wanted for my birthday . I asked for pizza . cause I was a kid and I never got pizza . In retrospect , I ' m sure she paid for it with food stamps . And she was probably judged for buying frozen pizza with food stamps at the grocery store around Christmas . But I was like 8 , and I got my fucking pizza . And today ! , I am a productive member of society who pays his taxes patriotically , because I remember that American tax dollars paid for my childhood . So . while those people are obvious assholes , just remember that those kids are getting a little bit of the benefit , and maybe they ' ll grow up like me . Last note I also remember my mom scraping together change from around the house to buy coffee . And as an adult . I don ' t begrudge her that at all . Though I might if she was spending $ 7 of $ 156 week on coffee while I went hungry .