Are you out to recycle every dumb joke that ' s ever been told ? Jokes aren ' t really funny when everyone ' s heard them a thousand times already . Don ' t you have any material of your own to try out ? <| sep |> We knew each other for over two years and were best friends , like , we were EXTREMELY close . She started very suddenly ignoring me around this time last year . I tried talking with her , tried asking her for emotional support through a hard time , got nothing back . Last normal thing I told her was Happy New Years , I love you and miss you and I got a bland thanks , same to you back . I didn ' t message her for two months and she didn ' t message me back . Finally , I sent her a long message at 2 am . She sent back a much shorter one at 4 the next day , saying that she was apathetic and wasn ' t interested in rekindling our friendship . Yet all her new friends got to stay with her and I was the only friend who got told to fuck away . I was pretty fucking upset and my masculinity was gone for a good three weeks while I shamefully cried profusely at least once a day . I didn ' t truly get over it until June , maybe . But you know , looking back now , she was pretty manipulative and was a massive sjw and got triggered so easily . I didn ' t realize how controlling she was . There were a ton of warning signs , though . She ' d bash my interests , only talked about her problems , force me to believe whatever she believed , charmed me into doing what she wanted , etc ect . My mom never cared for her , and a former mutual friend of hers still my friend thinks the same thing and HER mom thinks she ' s a spoiled brat which she is . I still miss her immensely , but I don ' t miss the controlling and special snowflake part of her .