FWIW that one is actually hilarious and accurate . # TeamBForLife <| sep |> Is that a double barrel derivation ? <| sep |> Hitler only liked pure Aryans . If he liked all whites he wouldn ' t have thought Slavs were untermensch needing to be lebensraumed . He liked pure races . Like pure whites . Pure native Americans . Pure Japanese . Pure Australian Aborigines . Etc . Disliked mixes . <| sep |> If you ' re less than 20 , the best investment is going to be paying off student loans . That ' s a guaranteed 47 %, which is better than pretty much everything else . If you don ' t have any of those , use the money to advance your profession . If you are set there , make sure your eFund is well stocked and credit cards are paid off . Once you have those bases covered , you can then invest . The wiki has a book list , but the main motto is you can ' t predict the future , so trying is often closer to gambling . The answer is to invest in the entire economy through a total market index like VTI