Mind altering drugs are fun , but don ' t get caught taking them . <| sep |> Inner city EMT here . Half my job involves dealing with homeless people . Most have some sort of mental health issue , so my threshold for crazy is prob higher than most . Still one guy stands out . We get called to a homeless shelter to meet police for another 3 am psych call . Im not thrilled . Soon as we walk in I ' m overpowered by the shit stank . A group of cops is standing with the patient , absolutely covered in his own shit . Before I can say fuck you dispatch the guy starts rapping . Not a song on the radio , just rapping the most nonsensical shit you ' ve ever heard . Continued all the way to the hospital bed . Still to this day I have never seen cops laugh that hard .