This youtube video has been passed around in the communities I ' ve been in , give it a watch . It ' s short WITH CAPTIONS ! . QlM 0 <| sep |> I get SO pissed when I hear people affecting a Texas accent . Like , no motherfcker . That ' s the South . Not Texas . We ' re different ! <| sep |> I have been in situations where just knowing I have a kirpan with me helps , such as when breaking up other people ' s fights . But I have yet to use it against any ninjas . Lol . My turban takes me around 2030 minutes to tie . I also carry small weapons in my turban such as a mini knife and a round metal disc . I wear a traditional military style of turban called a Dumalla . It took me years to find the style that suited me . <| sep |> A third , redundant boob .