We all see the same scene dudes . <| sep |> I ' m fat . And I can ' t get the motivation to get off the couch . Dating at my age is like going to the dump and looking for the least disgusting thing and saying that ' ll do . I ' ll pretend that thing is my soul mate and we were fated to be together . I know the trash dump is someone else ' s original remark but it ' s dead on target . I ' m actually pretty fucking ok and have my own money , a great job , and a well appreciated sense of humor . And I ' m considered pretty but that means nothing when your fat and why am I killing myself to get a dude when they are all sort of toting emotional problems ? I ' m good alone . If I die at least my cat and dog will have plenty to snack on until someone looks for me . And I notice that it ' s ok for guys to be overweight or unattractive . They still get the pretty fit chicks . It might be a southern thing though .