you ' re a fucking moron <| sep |> When I was in grade seven , I had just suddenly had to have my cat put down , and I messaged my now ex best friend saying he died , and her response was good . <| sep |> Should have pulled a Winston and actually gotten married to make the prank even better . <| sep |> Except that the employee was black . But minorities can ' t be racist s <| sep |> A bunch of us stupid kids decided to do a seance on our high school music camp . So we left the cabins and found this perfect concrete circle just down the dark end of the field . There was this one creepyass house next to the camp site with one creepyass window with the light on . Classic teen horror setup really . Anyways , we dick around a bit , not many of us taking it seriously . Eventually we settled down into the alright lets give this a serious try phase . I couldnt take my eyes off that damn window . And things started just feeling weird , so noped the fuck back up to the cabins . When I got back up there , I heard one of the girls scream and they all got up real quick and ran back up to the cabins . I turned around just in time to see a white flash looked like a camera flash . They said they called out to spirits , saw that white flash and after the flash there was just this black figure standing there . Easily could ' ve been disgruntled homeowner sick of kids doing shit , but we never looked into it further . Needless to say I dont think anybody slept well that night . Still my favourite this one time , at band camp story tho .