Without getting into a lengthy recall of a conversation I had with a rabbi once about the legal and investigatory ramifications surrounding the story of Susanna the one in the Book of Daniel about accusers perjuring themselves and being exposed by inconsistent testimonies , most of it having to do with the social mores of preDiaspora Jews . To a large extent , the conversation related to how a people ' s culture is affected by their myths and lore , and likewise how that is often an idealistic means of interpretation for those people , with emphasis on how polygamy and golddigging tend to revolve around wealthy families . mainly because their identities come from ancestors who simply did what ever they wanted to whomever they wanted usually because of their wealth with their rivals and detractors cast as the villains in those stories . The short of it is that porn remains a better source of education than the Bible because porn sets a better example for people to follow than the Bible does . A different rabbi that I ' d had another conversation with beforehand inadvertently set the stage when he got into a rant about how the Jewish influence on society through porn which seems a bit of a stretch to believe exists was a good thing because , in contrast to Christians who simply banish , punish , or distort any question about sex towards whining about rich people as if that were either whining or wrong , Jews have put into the public debate the most radical notion that female sexual interests have a biological component without money or power involve . He went off into another area of the issue about the importance of female orgasms as a theatrical device , and a bunch of other shit too , but the point was that he believed and I ' m mostly in agreement that Americans , because of our historical emphasis on Biblebased education and lack of any other kind of meaningful knowledge , were incapable of having a moral compass that wasn ' t either an emulation of Bronzeage mischief or an embrace of meekness predicated upon the delusion that they will inherit the Earth by playing the role of a martyr . Ugly words , but pretty much true and even harder to forget . Summary . Get rich enough that women will come to you and let grab them by the pussy , or whine about it and help your local church to ban porn . Meanwhile , porn suggests that women should have sex for pleasure rather than for social status ironically by paying them and making them into celebrities . The options are bad for us men , aren ' t they ? Fuck this ! I ' m going to baste the turkey , and when I come back I ' m going to finish smoking this bowl .