Yeah , the franchise is the real victim here . Seriously ? <| sep |> Getting married and having a child , then divorced . Half my current money gone and 20 % minimum of all my future earnings plus over half the cost of major expenses . Then there ' s the fact that I ' ll be sending her litaraly all the money she asks for because I ' m still in love with her and I can ' t imagine her or my son struggling the least bit without it nearly bringing me to tears . I ' ll be paying off her car buy the end of the year and all that money she ' s saving will be hopefully going to things she and my son need , but in reality it ' s going to sexy lingerie for her new boyfriend to rip off her as they go to town on each other in the bed that I payed for . Then by the end of it all I will finally find out that even though I already secretly knew it deep downI never had a chance of getting her back and I have now payed for her wedding and honeymoon . So I ' ll find my self crying in the middle of the floor of my one room apartment clutching a photo of her that we got from a photo booth when we were first dating right out of highschool . With only the knowledge that I managed to save a nude picture of her and I have that to jack off to until I inevitably off myself through alcohol poisoning , too keep me going . TLDR Divorce is expensive .