Reminds me of something that happened just last week in Skyrim . I was at Lakeview Manor , just came home to give my daughter a new elven dagger , when suddenly a single bandit appeared . My steward came out of the house , and helped me vanquish him . I used no spells , no magic , or shouts , just my sword . Immediately after the bandit died , my steward turned around , set my cow on fire , and walked back inside . Bitch the new cow is coming out of YOUR paycheck ! <| sep |> Alas , no DVR for me . <| sep |> I ' m terrified of being vulnerable and getting too close to someone , so I eventually find flaws in everyone and push them away <| sep |> Got a new job , has been playing league instead . <| sep |> Oh yeah . They could call it Red Eye . Would be awesome to disguise as a baggage handler on the tarmack and sabatoge a private jet