Asses were meant to be shaken side to side , not up and down . That ' s the natural order of things . <| sep |> I ' ll add 2 c 3 <| sep |> So . become a zombie ? <| sep |> Super cool <| sep |> If you can ' t pass the tests without cheating you don ' t have the work ethic required for your future job . <| sep |> I didnt play till I was 30 . I was an American football player free safety in college . Started playing and now really good with tons of practise flashes of excellent skill but will never be more than that , started too late . Ended up playing for a local premier team in my town and saw tons of college soccer players and local club players . Two things stand out about what is wrong with soccer in general # 1 Many players lack that small touch skill set , they think it is all about speed . # 2 More importantly . Tactically , the older players were light years ahead of the newer players from club or college players . I remember playing a team with old . not even close to individually skilled players as my younger team and we would always tie or win by one . That picture is wrong . My teams average age was 26 . The other team was 42 . We had by far better players but the young kids lacked some basic tactical thought process .