It ' s hard to tell puns to cleptomaniacs because they always take things literally . <| sep |> No I forgot to shoot the dog <| sep |> I ' d love to hear a reggae influenced album . The Growlers in Jamaica would be sweet <| sep |> What do you have ? <| sep |> They claim the recounts are due to problems with voting machines . And yet , Michigan was all paper ballots . And if they take these 3 states , that ' s enough to take the election . Something is up . I don ' t think it ' s Stein who ' s behind this , either . <| sep |> I ' m Doug Stanhope , and that ' s why I drink . <| sep |> Whenever me and a few of the guys had to do this , we ' s spread our legs a little and sway slightly to make it look like we were pissing against the wall . Other kids laughed which pissed the teachers off more .