Sweet . I love how there are people from all over the globe here on the sub . <| sep |> She ' s antiIslam , period . Typical left will happily throw a vet under the bus if she doesn ' t like a religion that ACTUALLY oppresses women . She ' s a Hindu extremist . Hindi is just as oppressive on average as Islam towards women . <| sep |> I worked for ATT Wireless Services before they bought up Cingular and when I knew I was about to pop smoke and bail , i got creative . People would call all the time about lost phones . you ' d have to deactivate the old one , process an order , get them a new phone , and they ' d either have to pay full price or agree to a new service agreement . BUT , we could also discount things heavily if they agreed to a new 12 month service agreement . I didn ' t give a single fuck anymore , so if someone had a really good story about how they lost their phone , i ' d hook them up . One example was a guy that had a Motorola v 60 , and he was fishing and accidentally dropped his phone into the ocean . He was just a really cool guy , had been with ATT for ages , and was totally ok with signing up for another 12 months . I did warn him that he ' d have to pay the tax on the device , but i credited back the entire price of the device . He was super happy . I did stuff like that for weeks . Then the end of the quarter came around , and holy shit I ended up winning awards . Highest customer satisfaction , highest first call resolution , and highest customer retention rate . Then the Cingular merger happened and I finally did bail .