I was going to suggest the Butterball hotline . <| sep |> No I ' m a white male my gf is a black female . I ' m sorry I should have said that earlier <| sep |> There a corporation , that ' s like saying WalMart would run America better . It ' s idiotic to say out loud . <| sep |> Some programs have super weird failure cases . sbt compile , for example , sometimes works just fine and , in some cases , is strangely faster than running on native Linux but other times it just hangs . tmux mostly works with the later builds but sometimes just freezes . emacs in particular spacemacs can sometimes take up to 2 minutes to load . even when using emacsclient against a running emacs daemon . npm works pretty well , but anything like webdriver doesn ' t work due to missing network API calls . Etc . WSL is close but I cannot 100 % use it .