Once you set the colors right , it ' s a pretty good monitor , i think <| sep |> By those standards , I ' m a black Jewish gypsy viking . However , if I went around calling myself black , I ' d get punched in the face because I ' m white as a sheet with pale blue eyes . The only things I know about Jews is that they ' re supposed to be good with money , we ' re hunted by Hitler , their churches are called synagogues , and Jesus was one of them . And I know even less about gypsies . <| sep |> When your populace has been exposed to over half a century of anticommunnist groupthink , anything remotely resembling socialism becomes a very hard sell . Before anyone chimes in , I ' m not a fan of Russia , or America . That doesn ' t mean I dislike Americans , many of you are lovely people