isnt he a trump supporter ? <| sep |> Decided to hug my sad sister while my court was secluded because of the plague . Figured I would turn out okay and the worst seemed to be over . A month later half my dynasty was dead . Had an adventurer come after me . I defeated him , forced him to convert to Catholicism , made him my court jester and married him to an ugly , lesbian dwarf . Their first kid turned out to be genius , of course . Had a couple of hunderd troops march from Sweden to some province in India because the pope called a crusade and I didn ' t want to seem coward . The handful of brave man that made it got promptly smashed by a few thousand enemies . Made a dwarf my pope and call him Papal Smurf . I will keep making this joke until someone laughs at it . The Byzantine Emperor offered to help me defend my Kingdom of Jerusalem against some hot and sweaty double Jihadaction . He decided the best way to do this was to battle some random Sunni warlord on the other end of Anatolia , while the muslims where pissing down the walls of my Holy Sepulcher . He did this for about two years , until some internal revolt made him pull back his army . Thanks man . Couldn ' t have done it without you .