Some one did that in the comments and got it down 70 %<| sep |> Fuck all my country is polluted <| sep |> I like a President who can say God Bless America . This is our guy . <| sep |> I also crossed the wrong TSA agent wanna be cop . I was going from Austin to Phoenix , I walk through the scanner that can tell if you have anything strapped to your legs chest etc . And was told to proceed . well there are a set of yellow footprints on a mat , which I wasn ' t exactly standing on I was turned 90 degrees toward the baggage scanner to see my stuff coming out so I could grab it when ready . Well I was ' supposed ' to wait on the pad until my scan was cleared and my junk laughed at when the the TSA chick that had her tits wrapped flat told me to stand on the footprints , so I proceeded to step back once and stand on the feet but still not matching them in a smart ass kinda way and kept looking for my stuff . when I caught her looking past me and giving a nod . I knew they were gonna bring it . That ' s when a taller dude came over and asked if I could face him and be searched . what could I say ? . I told him do whatever you have to do . That ' s when he turned to his right and told a new TSA agent to go ahead and begin and that ' s when this guy went elbow deep in my shorts grabbing my nuts pulling my shirt out of my pants all the while asking me can I do this can I do that like I was supposed to f say no . I was seconds from going full Krakatoa and getting arrested but I held it down . It just makes me hate them even more when they do shit like that . but then again they gotta deal with smartasses all day er day . . Oh yeah . I ' m brown .