Are you fucking dumb <| sep |> I pooped my pants one time . Was pretty unprepared for that . No one teaches you what to do if you poop yourself . Lots of training for how not to , but God forbid you slip up <| sep |> Thanks man . Right now I ' m recording with Shadow play and then encodingediting with Blender . Trying to figure out that perfect balance between qualitysize for YouTube uploads <| sep |> War Hammers are fairly different from swords Obviously but they ' re usually not much heavier than swords , the difference is mostly in the balance . With the weight centered towards the head as far as I can tell , I ' ve never been able to find anything about balancing of war hammers . I ' ve done my own experiments and found personally that the weapon seems to work best when the weight is focused on the head with a counterweight on the end of the shaft , making the center of mass about the bottom half of the head , or directly behind the spikes . Going to what lottabullets said , the heaviest I ' ve seen were bearing swords which got up to 67 kg , but they were never intended for actual combat and were decorative and formal . Used in ceremonies and the like .