Mom is now contacting me again . Well there ' s your problem ! It might be time to arrange no contact with this one , at least on a temporary basis . You ' ve already got a lot on your plate and Gray Rock is ridiculously hard to maintain , even when it ' s the only stressful situation at the time . Good luck in any case . <| sep |> Start by looking at leaked email from Clinton ' s campaign manager . Replace words with other words until you see what you want to see . Grab a few other random bits of information that are irrelevant , but find a way to shove them in to the narrative . You now have proof of organised satanic child abuse centered around a pizza restaurant that has ping pong tables . You ' ve also solved the abduction of Madeleine McCann . I ' m not going to try to make the logic here actually work , because it doesn ' t . And in case you need to explain this to an actual five year old sometimes grown ups are a bit sick in their heads and do really silly things , just stay away from them .