I can still picture him falling over Bradford even then <| sep |> But eventually did his job and threatened to arrest the scary black men for trespassing . How is that not suggesting racism ? <| sep |> I like to remember the Guiness World Records as a compilation of actually cool records as in tallest man on Earth , longest hair etc . How random are these records ? Most snakes in a boot , most gadgets in a cosplay suit , like wtf ? I just created a new record by putting a pen on top of my fan , it lasted 4 seconds before it fell down . Please add me to your book . The suit is awesome though , just a GWR rant , sorry . <| sep |> I ' m probably just a pussy . <| sep |> It definitely was hard to say no ! But it ' s her wedding day , so saying yes was risky I wouldn ' t want to be the one to ruin her day !