Uhm . I was like is a dinosaur about to come on out of the . aaaalmost one . I saw the shadow in the water . Nope . I ' d pee my pants for my dog . <| sep |> Dysania The struggle to get up in the morning . Especially common on Mondays between August and May . BOOP Bronchiolitis obliterans organising pneumonia . A serious disease with a cute nameCyrus Virus Marked by twerking , sticking out your tongue , licking hammers , and obsessing over wrecking balls . The Mean Reds Described by Holly Golightly as Suddenly you ' re afraid but you don ' t know what you ' re afraid of . Empirism An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for teaI take zero credit for any of these