A friend had a pile of blankets , probably 34 feet high , in a closet in a guest room . I climbed into the middle . Four different people opened the closet , looked under the first couple , and walked away . <| sep |> Yes , you ' re right , but if he has DDR 4 he should pretty much be set . <| sep |> Soto Zen Buddhist here . My experience over decades of Zen practice drives my outlook in these and all other matters . That said , do not mistake my outlook for Zen teachings , I represent myself alone . Real Zen teachings are limited to Sit and discover with the rest being commentary on the practice manifest in the practitioner ' s experience . Incidentally , many Zen teachers will tell you that a rock most certainly IS sentient ! I ' m so totally not about to argue that here D I like to say that in Zen Gardens we grow rocks because the practice makes us so very patient .