I have them <| sep |> Same thing happened to me the other day , I think I made a slight gasp though haha <| sep |> The Gavotte en Rondeau or the Bourree from Bach Partita # 3 might do well . Both short , interesting , and fast enough . <| sep |> Absofuckinglutely not . I would not suggest this and if a man ever suggested this for any of the reasons you listed , I would seriously reconsider our relationship . <| sep |> Don ' t be an aggressor , but if someone starts a fight with you , in my mind you have every right to defend yourself until there is no longer a threat . Zero tolerance policies are there so administrators do t have to think or make a decision , they can just suspend everyone and tell the parents , don ' t get mad at me , I ' m just following ~~ orders ~~ policy . This kind of crap was just starting to creep into local school policy , but it didn ' t really stick . I remember as a kid a bully punched me and I hit him right back as hard as possible , this was after months of being bullied and pushed around . My parents asked why I just took it , I told them I didn ' t want to get in trouble for fighting and that the teachers knew about it but didn ' t do anything . My parents told me that I wasn ' t allowed to start a fight , but if someone else does , I can end it . So that ' s what I did . My parents got called , my dad was a Colonel and this school was on post , and he lit into the principal and the teacher for not doing their job . I didn ' t get suspended and I never heard of another bullied kid getting in trouble for being attacked .