HE ' LL SLIP AND SAP ON THIS BIG KILL <| sep |> Some suites don ' t have real pockets in the jacket . Bought a suit a while ago but I was in a hurry going to a funeral and discovered my cat had got into the wardrobe and clawed the fuck out of my regular suit so I only checked that I fit ok before I bought it . Got home and put it on then discovered the pockets were fake . Apparently it ' s a thing on some suits so it doesn ' t ruin the lines or some such bullshit . Fuck lines , give me pockets . <| sep |> How about getting your kebab . in cheese ? <| sep |> How is that fucking fair ? You should be outraged . Hope your league is not for money . <| sep |> He sounds completely normal to me , he and I have similar views on money . You ' re lucky to have a bf who is so financially responsible and takes it so seriously . Finances are one of the biggest reasons married people split up . You should have NO expectation of joining finances before marriage and frankly when I was younger and still thought I wanted to get married some day I always swore I still wouldn ' t combine finances . Too many stories of one half running off in the night with the other half ' s money . I applaud the both of you for saving so much , stats say most Americans have less than 1 k in savings . Some are concerned about the ' mine ' and ' yours ' and the notebook . This makes it easier to split if things go sour . This doesn ' t mean he ' s not invested in the relationship he ' s just staying safe . Things happen , people break up , they do things you ' d never expect . It ' s a harsh reality but it sounds like your boyfriend knows this and luckily stays prepared for it . I hope everyday it ' s not going to rain . does that mean I don ' t own an umbrella and keep it in my car ? As long as he isn ' t mean or stingy about HIS couch or YOUR blender it seems like he ' s doing things right .