Fahrenheit 451 is the temperature . <| sep |> thanks man . I just joined , this is a better fit for these posts I made on here tonight . Really apreciate it when members make suggestions like that . Like when I was posting about poppyseed tea in rdrugs , and a member told me to stop making tea , and buy my drugs on silkroad like a modern man , lol . but seriously , good recomendation , Im headed there now ! <| sep |> My name is Dave , I have 4 friends also called Dave , 3 of whom I hang around together with regularly . No , this is not Monty Python lol . Well , I have these friends called Dave and Dave , see . Dave , Dave and I are what one might call a Bad Influence on each other . Whenever we get together we end up doing stupid shit , like beating each other senseless with bits of plastic concertina door , hitting each other with nunchucks , falling down each other ' s stairs and somehow sneaking into each others homes while drunk . So I used to work in a warehouse , I worked the 4 pm midnight shift and would regularly get a call from Dave 1 the Dave from the door swords story saying he was heading to mine at around half 11 for some drinks . I would get home and he would be sat outside waiting for me , usually no more than a couple of minutes before I got home . So he calls , says he is with Dave 2 you have not met him until now and they have been at the pub since 12 pm that afternoon and they are heading to mine to continue the party . No worries guys I say , Just wait outside and I will be home shortly . I finish . They agree and I continue work . Now at about 1205 AM I get home , I only work down the road , there is no sign of either Dave . I figure they must be on the way and go in the house . Now bear in mind I have the only key to my house , there are no other keys , I have to unlock my front door to get inside . As I walk into the living room and go to open the fridge to grab a beer all I hear from behind me , in the dark , is WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY ! !!! HE ' S HEEEERRRREEE ! !!!!!. I just about shit myself and spin around to find two wasted Daves sat on my couch cheering . What the fuck . Jesus fucking Christ lads ! How the fuck did you get in ? Both Daves respond in unison Dunno ! Wait , what ? No really how did you get in ? I have the only key . Neither of you could fit through a window . You haven ' t broken a window or kicked my back door in have you ? Dave 1 No mate , we were just sat outside one minute and the next we were sat on your couch . Honest to god ! I think the are having me on big time here , so I run around the whole house , even the second floor and check every single window and door to make sure everything is locked and still on it ' s hinges . Nothing . I go back downstairs and look at them confused . Seriously ? How did you get in ? Dude , honestly haven ' t got a clue . We have no memory of the last 15 minutes , we called you while we were outside to say we were gonna have a drink at yours . We were already here with our beers drinking waiting for you to come home ! They had sat outside my house for about 30 minutes drinking , apparently blacked out and ended up on my sofa . Nothing was broken , no locks had been forced , my front and back doors were both locked . They ended up theorising that their future selves had come from the future to let themselves into my house then locked up and gone back to the future again just for a prank . To this day we still laugh about it . And they still can ' t remember how they got in . Good times . Reminds me of the time Dave 1 , Dave 2 and I wrapped Dave 3 up in cellophane and tried to tape him to my ceiling .