I know this post is mostly fucking around , but don ' t dress for girls . Dress for you . Actually , don ' t do anything just for girls , do things because you want to do them . Girls are hyperperceptive of guys who are passionate about something , and they are primarily attracted to passion and confidence . So , find clothes you absolutely love , put them on , and then stop thinking about it . Also , spend some money on a good haircut from a real barber , not that GreatClips shit . Also , start lifting weights and learn to love it . It will give you so many advantages in life , it ' s ridiculous . <| sep |> Is this based on a true story ? <| sep |> The falkreath woods without a doubt . So peaceful . <| sep |> Stuffed it and made his own special gravy .