could i buy all ? o <| sep |> this was weird <| sep |> Technically he is an old bald guy <| sep |> That is the most beautiful cat I have ever seen . <| sep |> Oh . I wanted them to look like they were bending towards the screen at the same time as they bent forward you know , diagonally if that makes sense . <| sep |> Yall need to read this post from rconspiracy <| sep |> Well add me and I should be able to start it <| sep |> She also has had anal sex . The hypocrisy of these people is astounding . <| sep |> Xposted from my own post . So just some notes for you . This has been put off for a year or so . Its so damn long and so worth it . Great joke . I heard it at a chess tournament a few years ago from a guy and never seen it or heard it ever again so I decided I could post here and share it . I didn ' t make it and I don ' t remember his name to ask where he heard it . But here you go . Bravo if you read through it . Its easier to listen to . I also never tell it the same every time but it stays just as long . People ' s reactions to this are hilarious . The more detail you add , the better .