Marriage in heavenIt seems that a devout , good couple was about to get married , but a tragic car accident ended their lives . When they got to heaven , they asked St . Peter if he could arrange for them to be married , saying that it was what they had hoped for in life , and they still desired wedded union . He thought about it and agreed , but said they would have to wait . It was almost one 　 hundred years later when St . Peter sent for them . They were married in a simple ceremony . So things went on , for thirty years or so , but they determined , in this time , that eternity was best not spent together . They went back to St . Peter , and said , " We thought we would be happy forever , but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences . Is there any way we can get divorced ? " " Are you kidding ? " said St . Peter . " It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you . I ’ ll never get a lawyer ! " http : / / kr . blog . yahoo . com / severance 63 / trackback / 25 / 4229 http : / / kr . blog . yahoo . com / severance 63 / trackback / 25 / 4229 댓 글쓰기 댓글 쓰 기 입력 폼 A VirusA man returns to the U . S . from Africa feeling very ill . He goes to see his doctor , and is immediately rushed to the hospital , to undergo a barrage of extensive tests . The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital , and the phone by his bed rings . " This is your doctor . We ’ ve had the results back from your tests and we ’ ve found you have an extremely nasty virus , which is extremely contagious ! " " Oh my gosh , " cries the man . He ’ s in a panic now . " What are you going to do , doctor ? " " Well we ’ re going to put you on a diet of pizzas , pancakes , and pita bread . " " Will that cure me ? " asked the man hopefully . The doctor replied , " Well no , but . .. it ’ s the only food we can get under the door . " http : / / kr . blog . yahoo . com / severance 63 / trackback / 25 / 4202 http : / / kr . blog . yahoo . com / severance 63 / trackback / 25 / 4202 댓 글쓰기 댓글 쓰 기 입력 폼 http : / / kr . blog . yahoo . com / severance 63 / trackback / 25 / 4196 http : / / kr . blog . yahoo . com / severance 63 / trackback / 25 / 4196 댓 글쓰기 댓글 쓰 기 입력 폼 " My bike . " A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be selfsufficient gets word that he is to return home . He realizes that the one 　 thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English , so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest . He points to a tree and says to the chief : " This is a tree . " The chief looks at the tree and grunts : " Tree . " The missionary is pleased with the response . They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says : " This is a rock . " Hearing this , the chief looks and grunts : " Rock . " The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes . As he peeks over the top , he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity . The padre is really flustered and quickly responds : " Riding a bike . " The chief looks at the couple briefly , pulls out his blow gun and kills them ! The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other ! How could he just kill these people in cold blood that way ? The chief replied : " My bike . "