Damn you have a rem one on your instagram . '<| sep |> This is embarrassing as fuck but one time a deer charged my tent in the middle of the night . I think it was a mama deer with a baby close by . She didn ' t like us being there , and I could hear her like stomping the ground , and snortinggrunting most of the night . We were on a service road and there was high grass 4 or 5 feet prolly behind the tent . I woke up in the middle of the night to what sounds like a stampede , but is this doe running full speed at my tent . I reached for my pistols I didn ' t want myself or my gf on the receiving end of those hooves but couldn ' t find them in my drunken stupor . I panicked and did the only thing I could think of which was to yell get the fuck out of here bitch deer and it peeled off and ran by . It was prolly just trying to scare us off , and not do us any harm but it was still pretty alarming