dildos suck man i wish i could remove those fuckers from existing i mean i remember like 3 years ago when my ex was playing with me and she said she was tired of playing with penischan like fuck you can get tired of penischan u whore suck on that microorganism right now but she wouldn ' t listen and apparently its now my fault and i have to let her fuck me in the bum with a strapon like why the fuck would you even do that is what i asked but who gives a fuck amirite well definatley not me but still i did not like it i wondered why her vigana turned me on though it really just looked like a fukin keyhole but who gives a fuck amirite not me definatley fuck it all i said and let her fuck me but it didnt turn me on i didnt like it the dildo was fatter than my mom except i didnt have my mom inside me before ever maybe or at least thats what i think anyway dildos suck .