Hell YES . You had me at yoga pants ! <| sep |> This happened to my friend on a night out once , except a dude did it as a joke . She was mortified , we all thought it was hilarious . She had to clip her hair across her forehead till it faded because even concealer didn ' t do the trick . <| sep |> I don ' t believe in god but I really like church . I feel bad going since I don ' t believe . but sometimes I do anyway , it ' s like a cozy old blanket . Most of my partners have been ambivalent about religion , brought up Christian with no strong beliefs one way or another . <| sep |> I was at my gf ' s relative ' s wedding , and there were her parents , too . We were drinking and at some point her stepdad who claims to be her real dad makes an if you know what I mean face and askes Soo do you ' makes a very distinct move with his hands ' her good ?