I ' m cheering you on . but I can only see this ending in tears . <| sep |> That ' s one long mother fucking long big crazy loooooooong source code file too . Edit it ' s funny as I just picked up ownership of an iOS app the owner of the outsourced to a crowd in India before I started . Now I ' m sure not all Indian devs code like what I now have to sift through , but they ' ve nearly thrown the entire app into 2 or 3 source code files , no pattern , just 1000 s of spaghetti code methods . Copy and pasted code blocks with a twist and even with out a twist . I really don ' t know where to start in resolving the issues with the thing . <| sep |> I love how he fits humor into these <| sep |> Hold on I got locked into another trade , gimme a minute omg