I get your point and understand your sentiment . But if they wanted to make a low power mobile they shouldn ' t have cast as a replacement for the Wii U , they should have cast it as a replacement for the 3 DS . If they put out something closer to the Wii U power than to the Xbox One , it ' s an easy solution for me as I simply won ' t buy it . I am hopeful that it is near PS 4 quality , has a touch screen and 5 hour battery life as those will make me consider buying it . <| sep |> The Spear of Denial Weakens all ability without showing status effects . <| sep |> I ' m probably way too late to the party , but whatever . So 2 summers ago , I went with a contingent of around 60 to a big conference thing . it was in Michigan , so we were driving in 15 passenger vans for like 5 hours both ways . On the way back , my one friend persuaded this guy that that day was National Reststop Appreciation Day . He even made a Wikipedia page for it . He told him that because of the holiday the food is free . I have no idea how he believed it , but he somehow did . They ended up telling him the truth as we were walking in because it wouldn ' t have been good if someone just started shoplifting food .