Holy shit . The Navy Seal came into my room to bring me a badges of confirmed kills and I literally screamed at him and hit the badges out of his hand . He started calling me a little bitch threatening to kill me and I slammed the door on him . I ' m so distressed right now I don ' t know what to do . I didn ' t mean to do that to Navy Seal guy but I ' m literally in shock from this copypasta . I feel like I ' m going to pay the price . Why the fucking fuck is he sending spies after me ? This can ' t be happening . I ' m having a fucking Gorilla warfare . I don ' t want to believe the Marine Corps are after me . I want a copypasta to believe in . I cannot fucking deal with this right now . It ' s not supposed to be like this . This is so fucked .