Oh my , you have a lot to enjoy . From his novels to his numerous short stories , some one pagers that are simply built around a pun or joke , he ' s a classic . Another short favorite of mine is The Nine Billion Names of God . <| sep |> Mighty no 9 PTSD intensifies <| sep |> My best friend growing up was a Cowboys fan , so I learned to deal with their braggadociousness . It was awesome watching the R . W . McQuarters game with him and seeing the look on his face when it happened . I never really had a bad interaction with a Cowboys fan until a few weeks ago when some guy in a Dez jersey claimed he was gonna fuck me up and called me a pussy because I made fun of him being a Cowboys fan . I wasn ' t gonna fight him over stupid shit like that . This dude was also 5 ' 7 and I ' m 6 ' 2 . Eagles fans are brutal and they were always good when I was growing up in the days of McNabb , Westbrook , and Dawkins , and considering they are so close , it was hard to deal with their fans . The Redskins are far enough away that I don ' t really deal with their fans and I loved Sean Taylor and Clinton Portis when I was younger , but holy shit , I hate Kirk Cousins . I hate that man with a passion , and the same can be said about Josh Norman . Desean Jackson isn ' t exactly relevant anymore , but I hated him in the past as well . It ' s tough to say , but it really is whatever other NFC East team is doing best at the moment . Right now , it ' s the Cowboys .