Nah I feel her . Tonight , while cleaning up after dinner , my aunt suddenly grabbed me by the face and pulled me onto the kitchen counter ! She started shoving left over biscuits in my mouth . Just fucking cramming them . I was like omg Aunt Nancy what are you doing ? ?? And she look stunned . then started apologizing profusely . She was all I ' m so so sorry I literally mistook you for a ziploc bag . you are sooooo pale you are just translucent ! What kind of backhanded shit was that ? Like I don ' t know that ? ?? So I said no Aunt Nan , it ' s called porcelain and it ' s beautiful ! I ' m not some fucking empty food bag , I ' m a very very white girl and my feelings and struggle are EXTREMELY important ! !! Or so I ' ve been led to believe . Then I started to cry and ran into the bathroom I was so fucking mortified but then my uncle Barry walked in , didn ' t see me , peed , washed his hands , then mistook me for a towel . I ' m literally that white . That was kinda flattering