I still have you Porygon 2 , lol , and you still have my meloetta . haha <| sep |> Looks like a great improvement on paper . <| sep |> I think you will find that reason is because it ' s fudging adorable . <| sep |> Then prove it . Okay , here ' s how mathematically it can ' t work . You ' re saying they make cents per phone . We ' ll take your word at that , and also take for granted that 9 % of the 9 . 4 Billion in the linked article is what we ' re working with . So that ' s 0 . 846 Billion , or 846 Million in profits . Divvy that up into 0 . 01 Cent allotments , means you ' d need to have sold 84 . 6 Billion Android Phones last year globally . Does that make sense to you ? And thats only assuming nobody actually lost money on them . As you liked to claim some companies do . Geez , the unit multiplication in switching from dollars to cents in large numbers can be a real bitch sometimes . edit And according to another random google result , 1 . 4 billion smartphones were sold last year . Including Apple . with 1 . 1 billion of those being Android .