Avvo has repeated lied just flat out lied to my receptionist so that they can get through to me with their shitty marketing pitch . They tell her they ' re an existing client from a while back who just got anDUI and needs to talk to me right away , or a friend from law school who wants to talk about a referral . The second I get on the phone , it ' s nonstop high pressure sales . Screw Avvo . They ' re way too unethical to ever see a penny of my money or have me worry about my profile there . <| sep |> Oh , thanks . Added in the toread list . <| sep |> I bet you ' re really hating yourself now . <| sep |> It feels like every time I think I ' m not , I realize something about myself that I never would have guessed before . <| sep |> People have posted theories insisting that humans broke some deal with them and that they ' re just trying to take back their land and Jon will broker peace and honestly I don ' t think this theory is worth spending time just recapping what someone argued . It ' s more of a peeve to me than most fan theories because it flies in face of the fact that they ' ve never done anything that we ' ve ever seen to try to get the alleged point across even though it ' s made very clear that they are sapient creatures who could find some way to communicate if they wanted to .