Ungur si evreu , uVadim i summon you . <| sep |> For those of you who don ' t get itThis is sarcasm , I can confirm <| sep |> I can ' t watch someone touch or write with chalk . My parents always used to wonder why I did so well in science classes . It ' s because they had whiteboards . <| sep |> Think more like firm cakelike consistency . Kind of like a very finegrained nonsweet cornbread , but it ' s masa rather than cornbread . <| sep |> Araragi is just messing around with that elementary schooler ghost girl . It ' s part of their gag . He doesn ' t actually want to do anything to her . One time he actually doesn ' t greet her by sexually harassing her , and she gets a bit upset because he ruined the joke . <| sep |> Women don ' t quite grasp chemistry , so calling a diamond hunk of carbon will blow our minds and make us all think , This sparkly rock is nothing but carbon ? But carbon is so useless and ugly ! How could I have been so foolish ? !? It ' s why I call all food prepoop organic slush and drinks pee pee stimulators . I not only sound smart but it makes people question why they eat or drink .