Well batted Usman . Give yourself a gum leaf or two . <| sep |> because Cracked is about as valid a content creator as Buzzfeed . Just another Hey , wait , women did some things too article that didn ' t need to be written because almost all of the points are either arbitrarily written from the perspective that women weren ' t a part of history , or assume that men have been out to get women since the dawn of time . 1 . GladiatorsRemember when Xmen Apocalypse came out , and there was an uproar at the fact that one character was on a billboard being strangled by the villain who was literally trying to destroy the world ? Imagine if Gladiator had showed women with their throats being slashed , beheaded , stabbed , shot , and set on fire . It wasn ' t the pinnacle of historical accuracy , and if we ' ve learned anything from any movie with violence against women , it ' s the feminists are going to be up in arms about the fact that those movies fulfill a male fantasy about violence against women . 2 . Women SamuraiSee Crouching Tiger , Hidden Dragon . See Hero . House of Flying Daggers . Get over yourself . 3 . AmazonsBetween Wonder Woman , Xena , Warrior Princess , and all of the appearances of the Askari in movies , TV and games , what more do you want about this relatively obscure topic ? How many different times have we seen movies about Gilgamesh and Enkidu ? 4 . Vikings and their wivesBut wait , women were tangetallyinvolved in raping and pillaging things ! Now the author is just grasping at straws . If you want an even remotely indepth portrayal of vikings , there ' s the TV show Vikings . Guess what it ' s about . Vikings . Many of them are women . If you ' re trying to show an audience an early group of people who were all about pillaging and raping things without women , why not pick on pirates ? Oh , wait . They had almost as many famous women as men , who are usually portrayed when pirates are involved . Black Sails , hell , even Pirates of the Caribbean used women frequently . 5 . Cave paintingsScientists thought one thing that shat on men , then realized they were wrong , and the truth was that masturbatory aids were actually made by women . Who is this article trying to show is the bad guy here ? It sure sounds like the authors showing off their own bias , because science did sciency things , and came up with the right answer in the end . It was the authors of this article who speculated that images of fertility idols were made by beta men .