I mean , so does the MLS , and on top of that I don ' t think they have a single club that ' s Championship level . I ' ve gone to several NYC matches the last couple years , and I believe they were one of the top MLS clubs this year , but I imagine that Moussa Dembele would score 5 a match against them , as opposed to 2 a match against average Scottish opposition . <| sep |> Gave a buddy of mine , both 15 at the time , some nonalcoholic wine , and told him it was real wine . He then proceeded to act fucking wasted despite the fact that even if it had been real , the amount he took would have never done that much mental fuckery to anyone . It was so painful to watch I told him the truth , which then proceeded to be even more painful to watch than if I had just stayed quiet .