You are determined to detox so you have your SO cuff you to the bed while he ' s goes to work . Few hours later you ' re walking to the cop spot carrying your headboard . True story <| sep |> I just want one damn shower without the touchy touch ! <| sep |> Just break up with her . It ' s not cheating when you ' re single , and you obviously don ' t give a shit . <| sep |> I don ' t know , if there was an arrest at a big family Thanksgiving that I was at , I ' d be pretty entertained . <| sep |> Is Hitchhiker really something that changed the genre ? Is there some Absurdist SF that I ' ve missed ? <| sep |> We are truly fucked when we can use Dick Fuckin ' Cheney as a good example compared to our presidentelect . <| sep |> id be curious as to which goaltenders the author looks at for his averages . many many goaltenders play in the NHL and AHL for a few games . on average , I ' d bet he ' s correct when looking at all pro goalies . only 30 become full time NHL starters per class and only about 15 of them are truly great goalies . it seems like the top 30 goalies in the league are almost entirely over 26 but that ' s just me guessing .