So essentially you ' re saying I didn ' t read the article , and I don ' t have to because I read the headline . OK . That explains why this conversation is like reading the literary version of a stroke . As for me shilling for the Times , I wish . That would be more money than I make now , I ' m sure . And again , pedophiles aren ' t automatically criminals , child molesters some of which aren ' t attracted to children and rather do it for power and therefore wouldn ' t even be considered a pedophile are . Read past the headline and you might come to understand this . <| sep |> Oops ! They tested liver , thyroid , and vitamin deficiencies . Also checked for arthritis , all normal <| sep |> You can always request to go to the holy land and fight there . Your lands will be returned to you upon your return and it serves as a great break if you are overwhelmed in England or wish to try a different region . Plus you can choose to recruit one of the knight factions in your manor after the crusades Teutonic , hospital or Templar knights