Happening so fast , if the person wasn ' t prepared , you ' d just both go down , and probably have a kind of awkward landing considering . <| sep |> Admins talking shit about the recent fuck up by uspez . uspez . Edit uspez edited comments from the database so they wouldn ' t indicate an edit had occurred ! Edit 2 Shout out to whoever flared him with I killed Harambe . Edit 3 Originally posted here Edit 4 uminlite posts that this is from the default mods slack chat . Not all of them are admins . Only a few . Edit 5 The leaker is getting his ass handed to him . link and because they are so tolerant of us . <| sep |> Already made use of the custom award . <| sep |> Thanksgiving kinda really happened a few times . The few remaining pilgrims would have died if not for Squanto and Bradford brokering some trade . Relations between the Patuxet and the Calvinists were pretty mutually beneficial . Really the crown caused a lot of tension with various tribesfactions . The didn ' t really shit hit the fan until English demand pushed more profiteers into the mix . But as it ' s celebrated today , it ' s more of a shitty allegory for the post civil war reconstruction that ' s when the turkey thing started . In the interest of authenticity , you could eat seafood . It was the native Patuxet fishing skills that saved those pilgrims asses . Celebrate the cool stuff , Squanto spoke several languages , and eventually traveled to Europe . Dude was a legendary diplomat between the continents . Even though things took a crazy turn , not all of history completely sucks .