Because it ' s a joke that Jeff fisher kinda brought on himself with the 79 bullshit . Do people really have to get bent out of shape about it ? <| sep |> Wait , why is a black bear preferable ? They ' ll literally just run away if they see you . I ' ve seen at least a half dozen this year , and none of them stuck around to see if I was a threat they all just ran . The one time that was different was when I was camping , and I heard one outside my tent , huffing loudly and sniffing around , before moving on without any trouble . I was there for another eight nights , and never heard or saw him again , even though I know it was his usual territory . <| sep |> I don ' t think most Americans are aware of my existence , so they wouldn ' t have an opinion on me which you can assert on their behalf