Since they ' re commodified and your average person can ' t tell them apart , turkey seems like a good name for any and all turkeys . If you just have one then call it the turkey . <| sep |> Checkout Jasper . I think that ' s exactly what you want . <| sep |> He ' s like your exes new boyfriend who ' s just too perfect . Like you try to criticize him but you just can ' t . <| sep |> I think it ' s silly you can ' t be shirtless . Otherwise , I want more vests . shirtless plus vest would be dope . <| sep |> I was channeling my inner brogel all day yesterday . Projection is easy ! <| sep |> haha for the most part <| sep |> This shit really has to stop x . x <| sep |> Like you ' re a paid shill ? <| sep |> You mean the C word . <| sep |> How does it compare to FX ? <| sep |> The second is already compromised in multiple socialist states . I don ' t trust that you ' ll have the first forever .