My mother ' s maiden name sounds like Clause . We ' ve been known to use the Oops , we ' d better call grandpa about this one line when obnoxious little snots get on somebody ' s last nerve . <| sep |> The most fun job in my life ! Here I am , 16 years old , working at KFC in a small town with my 2 best friends . Any money was spending money , manager was awesome although a little creepy . No responsibilities , other than serving delicious chicken , plenty of downtime to start fights with the hand sanitizer machines , ALL the free chicken we could eat ! Learning Spanish from the cooks . We ' d eat chicken in the drive thru , we ' d eat chicken as we ' re getting customers food , the manager let us take home anything that was supposed to be thrown out at the end of the day . On the weekends , we ' d drive off to Santa Fe and buy clothes I ' d never buy now , because my budget was what I ' d made the last two weeks . No bills , no worries . The perfect time before life sits on your face and makes you beg for air . College , rent , bills , wife , kids , 401 k , health insurance , car payments , a career , divorce , child custody battles , debt , it all hits you WAY TOO fast . way too fast .