I ' d have just released the statement you mentioned and ignored this but the salt is out of the bag now . <| sep |> Well considering the one person I ' ve had sex with hates me for some reason now , six hours would probably suck ass . <| sep |> It ' s very close to real life , just more honest . Hi , you ' ve made it past the automated stage . Welcome to level one . Let ' s see if we can get you off the phone quickly and easily . A word of warning I will talk monotonously at length , pause , then interrupt you repeatedly if you swear , you lose . You gained a bypass ! Progress to a person that gives a fuck ! <| sep |> So , How about this friend , Perhaps this is the year to start a new tradition ! Invite some friends over and watch a movie marathonI suggest all the aliens movies and make it a potluck . Don ' t like that ? then go on down to a local charity and help out for the day ! It will make you feel good , you ' ll meet a bunch of new people AND you get to help out some people in need ! You ' re not empty , you just need a reminder of how awesome you can be !