No you dont start at 5 with that . You start at 5 if you ' re going for the nxt tag titles <| sep |> My mom adopted a terrier mix . named Eddie ! She wanted to rename him and I was like , you can ' t rename him ! His name is Eddie ! Like from Frasier ! And , he ' s like an older dog , he already knows his name is Eddie . Eddie ' s first owner was a Frasier fan . I thought it was meant to be , tbh . <| sep |> I have no advice , I just wanted to say what an amazing person you are . <| sep |> Imagine how I felt while we laid tangled in each other ' s arms , in front of a fire , with my boyfriend playing with my hair , then suddenly somehow that moment of pure happiness made him feel guilty because it was like he was cheating on his best friend . That ' s when he felt compelled to confess to me , and I QUOTE You are an ideal gf , you amaze me every day , but no one will ever live up to my SISTER . I was dumped for his sister . He grew up best friends with his sister and apparently developed a magical idea of her as a female standard . I don ' t think it was incestuous , but more infatuation and a flawed social development . Geniuses are great , but they are often also total morons . Compassionate justifications aside , come on , what a DICK ! After his confession he got up and booked me a flight that left in 5 hours so I couldn ' t sleepand had 4 stops so I ' d be travelling from 7 am and get home around midnight . A straight flight was 3 hours . I bet he ' d have booked his sister a direct flight . And all because we were too happy . Creepy bastard . It ' s ok , in my rush to pack my bags I may have also packed every gift I ever gave him that I could get my hands on . Ill be damned before I leave someone with super thoughtful gifts that I put real love and consideration into . Let him have his sisters shit .