IFTTT has google calendar integration and you should be able to create an applet that fires based on having it search for a keyword in your calendar event <| sep |> Not a joke , no . Its surprising murders at the DFAC weren ' t a common thing . <| sep |> She controls the British Crown she also keeps the metric system down . <| sep |> In other words I sure did a lot of damage and was a total asshole for the entire campaign . It will take awhile for people to forget about that and just accept that I ' m their president now . But , why don ' t you go ahead and try to get over it . For the sake of uhhhhh unity or something . Yeah , that sounds good , unity . <| sep |> Thanks for sharing ! I ' d love to lick you up ! Can we see some more ? Maybe a vid of your wetness ?