18 year old dudes be thirsty . <| sep |> Exactly , people buying scalped goods aren ' t all just rich assholes who can ' t bother with going to the store on the release date , a lot of them are just normal people that are very excited or people who are really desperate to get their kid a birthday or Christmas present although the latter doesn ' t really apply here , but it ' s worth mentioning when profiling the average buyer of scalped goods <| sep |> Amazing stuff . <| sep |> Sounds like Fred <| sep |> I never use the page up and page down keys . Not much use with a mouse wheel there . <| sep |> No one will ever play Metallica more than Metallica . It ' s not even possibleThink of how many times they play those songs in the tuning room or back at hq .