funny story i gotta tell like right now about this door pushingpulling business one time i was trying to open the door to this store i was trying to enter but it just wouldnt open i tried it all pushed pulled tried to break but it wouldn ' t break or open next i got a really good idea i put my dick in the keyhole youre saying what the fuck right now and all im saying is my dick is small enough to fit in there like my ex always told me it was so cute she called it penischan but hey we ' re talking about doors here apparently it just didn ' t work wither but it turned me on so who cares store owner was looking at me weird but i came and went home to sleep with my exes ex . <| sep |> His left hand would break Ali ' s jaw . McGregor is the greatest fighter ever . Period . No contest . If you disagree you ' re fucked up in the head .