Oh dear fucking god . Let me guess ? I ' m just a dude herp derp derp ! I just bumble through life unable to figure out anything except my penis needs . Herp ! Derp ! Derp ! Aren ' t I just a lovable ol ' galoot ? Herpy derpy derp ! Yeah , no . It ' s not cute . It ' s not charming . What this is , is dismissive . The thing is , if say your boss were coming to Thanksgiving dinner , I bet you ' d have managed more than A FUCKING HAM , yes ? And yet . you couldn ' t manage this for your GF ? The woman you supposedly love ? Emotional labor , dude do you even do it ? <| sep |> I wouldn ' t be able to be ok not having the title of ' girlfriend ' since that ' s what I ' m looking for . It would simply waste my time . At most I might be able to deal with a month of dating or two assuming we saw each other frequently . After that , I would move on .