I ' d like to Honor Faf the Hansje Cronje Memorial Reward for his mint Century <| sep |> Unabashed racist . HAHAHAHA . as opposed to KKK seig hail dumpster donald ? <| sep |> But what about their boobsh ? <| sep |>### TOP SHITPOST LOL <| sep |> The only hope your opponent has is a turn 2 Rest in Peace on the play . Otherwise , you ' re kind of fucked . <| sep |> No , they ' re scared , they shouldn ' t be , but they ' re not retards . they ' re doing this out of their perceived self interest . <| sep |> Another piece of news rthedonald will dismiss and conspiracy . I swear the more I look at those guys the more my anger turns to pity . <| sep |># Chris McClarenChris hadn ' t really talked to anyone after Avery . Having few contacts might come back to bide him in the arse . Maybe I should try to socialise . ? ?? Matilda MathesonChris let out a sigh So much for having time to socialise . Unless there are a lot of Mac ' s and McA ' s McClaren thought to himself . This theory was however quickly disproved as his name rang though out the great hall ? ?? Chris McClarenChris broke through the line of first year students between himself and the staircase to the sorting hat and stool . McClaren was normally quite calm in almost all situations , that ' s one of the perks of being feelingless , but one kind of situations could always break him crowds , or more specifically crowds focusing on him . It was actually a relief when the hat blocked his view . Ahh Yes , I see . Another cleaver head . Plenty of cunning . Yes . A good amount of tenacity . Intelligence and all . You could have been a good Slytherin , but you lack the ambition . Yes , now I know precisely where too put youRAVENCLAW The sorting hat rang out . A cheer came from the Ravenclaw table . Chris quickly made his way down to his new house mates , and the sorting went to someone else . McClaren looked for the closest free seat . He found it to be next to a tall girl , she was the student that had been just before him . Chris sighed I guess it ' s time to try and socialise again . Hello I am McClaren , do you mind if i take this seat ? Chris tried to sound as friendly as he could , but it came out as if said by a bad Spock impersonator .