Aw c ' mon , I couldn ' t find the place . <| sep |> But that ' s all part of being a silly fantasy setting . Goats don ' t have one giant ringhorn in real life but those things in Twilight Princess are still goats . Zelda has a lot of things that are obviously one thing but arbitrarily given another name . Gibdos are mummies , keese are bats , wizzrobes are wizards , Hylians are elves , ghini and poes are ghosts . Cuccos are just another thing on that list . <| sep |> Damn astronomers . parsecs only make any sense as a unit when you want to measure distances as parallax measurements . <| sep |> But yeah , you may be going to hell for that . He won ' t . Jesus likes Ferraris . <| sep |> I ' m aware of the configuration options , but the mouse joystick that is supposes to emulate the mouse for games that had this control or MKB on lookdown system can never , for the grace of the lord , come close to the track pad on mouse config . I ' m I explaining myself right ? I ' m felling I ' m having a hard time with this one .