Side note , this is DEFINITELY NOT a successful way to sneak someone a gun in jail . <| sep |> There was a user in rconspiracy complaining that it was being done to him . I don ' t know how true it is , but he claims that he copiedpasted a quote so he knows it got edited after the fact . <| sep |> Oh it ' s not a holiday here . We had thanksgiving last month <| sep |> I thought it would be fun to put a helmet on top of the 3 dio and tap it . <| sep |> As an American I envy Australia for having Karl on their news . I can watch those vids on loop and they always make me smile . <| sep |> I think that is the BEST choice . Penises bring much joy and laughter to people ' s lives . <| sep |> uSpez walks into a bar . He sees a very attractive woman drinking alone , so he approaches her and invites her back to his place . She declines , and uSpez also drinks alone that night . The next day , uSpez tells all his friends that he was sitting in the bar and this absolutely banging woman came up to him and asked him to take her home and fuck her brains out . uSpez knows that this is not what happened , but lies and abuses his power to change the perceived events of the story to better fit his narrative unbenownst to anyone except uSpez and the woman in the bar .