Brushing my teeth . I could be falling asleep standing up , but as soon as the brush hits my teeth , I ' m awake . <| sep |> Could be what it was originally used for but in modern society it ' s just another weapon . Had several brown dudes pull these in H . S and old brown dudes pull it in parking lot arguments . Back down quick once Bowie comes out <| sep |> Please stop these posts . For the love of God , half the posts I ' ve seen in the last 24 hours were lol I gave No Man ' s Sky a funny write in nomination . Dead horse who ? Low effort post what ? <| sep |> It ' s because the links are referral links so you have to click each one <| sep |> A gift card . Even though I know how devoid of thought it holds , I still give it . I still get it . The cycle goes on .