Missouri has a bit of everything that every other state claims gives them the edge . Our Summers are hot and humid , winters are cold and snowy . Terrain ranging from flatlands to mountains , the rivers and lakes giving us an advantage over other landlocked states like Brownbackistan . Between Kansas City being an incredibly underestimated city technologically speaking , and parts of St . Louis rivaling Detroit , there ' s also the rest of the state , occupied by the Amish , the Ozarkians , and a gun and bow hunting culture as strong as anything Wisconsin , Texas or any other states have . Missouri has just enough of everything to be the underdog story that comes out of nowhere . <| sep |> Ha ! Well , technically , you ' d be the one who has to draw Ben having his way , since you ' d be the one who lost the bet . So if you ' re game for that , you ' re on !