Punishable by 50 years in Zorgabalog Prison , where you will spend your days mining Glordop Slime from cavern walls . <| sep |> This is more like a harvest festival . We spend the rest of the year working tirelessly to help businesses produce goods and services , then we reap the fruits of our labor in a hedonistic shopping spree . Festivals and celebrations must mold to reflect a society ' s most important values . What the fuck do agricultural collective values mean to people ? Nothing . Our society is about production at all costs , a single stroke cycle of production and consumption . This is also why technology specifically plays such an important role in the marketing of gifts to buy . <| sep |> Honestly , with how backordered the Mavics are , even if you ordered today , you would still probably be waiting several months to get it .