They can have my porn when they take it from my cold dead hand . I ' m a big fan of The Stranger . <| sep |> Some states do not require relatives to claim the deceased , and for unclaimed bodies to be disposed of by the local municipality . If you ' d like to avoid funeral costs entirely , do a Google search to see if that ' s an option where you live . A funeral is as expensive as you want it to be . Your grandma wouldn ' t care she ' ll be dead . Funerals are for the living , not the dead . So when the time comes , you and your other relatives can decide how big of a deal to make it . <| sep |> Hahah wow from the thumbnail I thought the screen was just shattered ! <| sep |> It is already happening . WAKE UP SHEEPLE . <| sep |> As kids , we probably just think its funny . But when we grow up , we realize that this shit means more than just licking a butt .