That ' s voter fraud . This is election fraud . <| sep |> This isn ' t a giveaway . You need to offer something rare like a Pikipek , or a Caterpie . Maybe even a Wingull if you ' re feeling daring . <| sep |> When your farts smell like the kebab you had last night . goals <| sep |> Just cause we ' re in rdrugs doesn ' t mean we should encourage all abusive use of drugs . <| sep |> A few years like 6 or 7 I think ago my uncle was diagnosed with stomach cancer . I was out shopping with my cousins to help take their minds off things when I started getting a really gnarly stomach ache . One cousin asked if I was okay , and honestly I don ' t to this day know what the fuck came over me , but I said Yeah my stomach just hurts really bad , like I have stomach caaaaSuddenly my brain is like don ' t . Don ' t finish the word . Move along . Shut your trap . Both cousins are looking at me expectantly , one with pure anger which duh , that ' s fuckin offensive and one in pure GLEE waiting to see what happens . Aaancer . Immediately following by Oh God I don ' t know why I said that . That was so insensitive , I ' m so sorry . Angry cousin is just raging and says No kidding . How could you say that after the news we JUST GOT ! ? Gleeful cousin is laughing her ass off , pushes her sister and says Oh God lighten up ! It ' s stomach cancer , it ' s super curable . Take a freaking joke ! ! I wanted the world to swallow me up , but that wasn ' t the first or last time one of us said something stupid like that .