I laughed , too . Don ' t worry . <| sep |> Was waiting for someone to say this <| sep |> Gnomes ride mechanical ostriches because gnomes are ridiculous . <| sep |> I always find it weird when people try to defend proposed legislation by saying it ' s not really gonna do anything . Why pass a bill that won ' t do anything ? <| sep |> Sparkadark , where ' s my sire ? Will I lay me ? Will I stay me ? Bless this camp with fire . The Dark TowerEdit Since this post is actually getting visibility , The Dark Tower is a dark fantasy western science fiction series written by stephen king where a gunslinger tries to find the mythical Dark Tower . The gunslinger is like a cross between a traditional knight code , ethics , heavily ritualized upbringing in a wild west sheriff ' s body . This short rhyme is one of the fragments of his childhood that he realizes he has been saying all his life while sparking a fire . It ' s kind of a cultural thing that people growing up in the same area had been saying since long ago . Its in the first book of the series The Gunslinger pretty early on , and I would totally recommend the Dark Tower to any fiction fans . The world in the Dark Tower is slowly dying , the world itself is very soulsish .