Ive never been dumped . But I ' ve definitely been heart broken after dumping someone I tried so hard to keep ahold of . <| sep |> First time in a strip club . Seedy joint . I ' m a little nervous sitting in the back with friends . I notice a small jukebox on the wall . I walk over , drop in some quarters and pick some songs . When my songs come up the dancer on the stage gets pissed . Turns out they pay for the songs they want to play when they ' re dancing . I messed up the next hour or so of playlists . <| sep |> Any kind of cover band would be torture . <| sep |> I actually knew this but this reminded me . From memory is open all year , despite the name . Although no prizes for guessing their busiest time of year . They sell turkeys too this time of year I believe .