A friend of mine said one Christmas eve that all he wanted for Christmas was a walnut . For the next several years until he moved away , I granted his wish and gave him a gift wrapped walnut . <| sep |> punch her in the faceSo is that before or after I ~~ pretend to ~~ teleport behind her and let out a heh , it ' s nothing personal , kid ? <| sep |> Why is it that , in the last decade , Texas can ' t seem to do anything without making it a fucking laughing stock while we fumble around trying to figure it out . Fire Charlie , hire Herman , and get on to the next Chapter of Texas Football already . Also , fuck these reporters who I ' m sure 90 % don ' t have a single source and are simply stating bullshit hoping they ' re right . <| sep |> The odds . They burn .