You ' d think so ! Sadly , the reality is they all suck almost equally as bad <| sep |> FitBark has 50 % off their fitness trackers . <| sep |> Ferrets are the shit , I had one for a long time and I loved it . They do smell like ass but they are super nice and friendly . <| sep |> Got you . I ' ve never done a meat like that in the slow cooker but the basic principles I outlined above should serve you well . Color is flavor , so just make sure you get a good seasoning and sear on it before it goes in and that will make a world of difference ! Not sure how big a piece of meet you ' re talking about , but something I do for larger cuts is cut them into 68 inch pieces before hand . That way it gets more of the seasoning , you have more surface area to brown , and it ' s easier to cook slowly than one big chunk of meat . Hope the dinner comes out well my man , best of luck !