Story of my life , like yes throw grenade perfectly at feet of enemy guardian for easy kill , oh wait the bouncing diamond decides to not break up and I end up getting killed . Awesome . Oh and now it blows up . <| sep |> Hey Peridot , there ' s something I ' ve been meaning to show you . Some people are making a game where your sho . I mean universe is mashed up with a bunch of other ones , and things went rather . poorly . To help with worldbuilding , I created a small vignette , called ' Executive Decisions '. I ' d like your opinion on it . Come on Jasper , we ' re going to be late ! Ugh , why do you care so much about this ? Mandark ' s Legions are massing to retake Vancouver now . I have better things to be doing . The gem leaders of Provisional Homeworld Colony rrn . 2 walked down the corridors of their capital complex formerly Winnipeg . The first , a lime green color , thin with unnaturally long limbs and a mass of triangular yellow hair , tapped distractedly at a holoscreen projected between her tactile enhancers . She rushed impatiently ahead , only to stop regularly to cajole the other forward . The second lagged behind , a striking orange with massive white hair and impressive musculature , almost hulking . An expression of boredom covered her face . Better things to be doing ? !?! The first , Peridot , exclaimed . This broadcast is the best source we have on Earth psychology ! The tactical implications alone have been boundless . I ' m not convinced . Show me one battle your insight has won us . Did broadcast number 325 not prepare us for the seasonal harshness of Earth ' s climate ? It ' s just winter . It was like this even before the Rebellion . What about the troop deployments present in broadcast 214 ? Adhering to their battle lines allowed us to capture the Ontario Region with minimal losses . We were facing humans . Calling it a battle is a joke . Is this really the bestWait ! We ' re here . Peridot interrupted as the two reached the corridor ' s end . And just in time ! Peridot rushed through as the door slides open , activating the massive viewscreen that dominated the otherwise featureless room and syncing her personal enhancement system with the room ' s network . As the screen flashed on , Peridot pulled up file after file of audio logs and forms , detailing what appeared to be battle reports and individual analyses . Jasper , Meanwhile , merely folded her arms and dropped into the small gallery that overlooked the screen . Can ' t you just record this ? Jasper asked . It should be watched live . Peridot retorted . As intended . We better get something out of it this time . Jasper grumbled in response . resulting in the third such temper tantrum of the month . Public damage in the Swim as a result of Father ' s latest rage are estimated at $ 100 million dollars , and mass groundings have been reported . Peridot fidgeted in excitement as the news broadcast ended and the screen faded to black . Here we go , here we go ! The screen slowly lit up again . Against a black backdrop , an arrow stretched across the screen , surrounded by globs of pink matter . Words imposed themselves over the image , and a voiceover read aloudOn the last episode of Camp Pining HeartsPercy , I can ' t believe you swam all the way to the bottom of the lake just to get my bracelet back ! How could you ever do that for another Colour ? The scene transitioned to a camp counselor , speaking to a camper . All right Pierre , I ' m enlisting your help to find out who hung Bunk Seven ' s underwear up the camp tree . Peridot nodded in thought , typing notes furiously . Uh huh , uh huh . Oh man , the counselor doesn ' t realize I was the one who did it ! If we don ' t find out who stole the underwear in twentyfour hours , I ' m cancelling the Colour War ! The screen shifted to members of the camp , reacting in turn . Gasp ! Gasp ! GASP ! And now , for the thrilling continuation of Camp Pi the screen cut out suddenly . Huh ? Peridot blinked in confusion . And just as suddenly cut back to a smug looking thirtysomething , wearing a teal lounge shirt , khakis and a shell pendant . Hey there citizens ! It ' s me Chris McLean , your lord and master . I ' m interrupting this broadcast of Camp Pining Hearts to tell you it ' s been canceled ! WHAT ? !? Peridot screamed out in sudden fury . Yeah , cancelled . Ratings weren ' t doing so well so the Network pulled it . And by Network I mean me , personally . I pulled it . Jasper sat up , now mildly interested . Peridot ? How dare he ! !! the dorito screeched . Anyway , Chris continued , I ' m replacing it with reruns of last season ' s Total Drama Prison . Enjoy ! The television shifted to the new programing , but it was no longer being attended . How dare that meat sack cancel Camp Pining Hearts ! It was the best thing on the station it was the only thing worth watching in all of that drivel ! This will not stand . As her rant continued , Peridot activated her tactile enhancers for comm mode . Topaz ! Dioptase ! Prepare a set of Marbles , get some Chrysoprases and Rubies together and calculate an assault vector for coordinates 46 29 N , 81 0 W . Now ! Jasper looked on in surprise . So your moronic program getting canceled is finally getting you off your butt and doing something ? I WILL GRIND THAT CLOD INTO THE DIRT BENEATH MY LIMB ENHANCERS ! Then I ' m for it . Let ' s go pick a fight . ~ Several Weeks Later , in McLean One Private Jet ~ Mr . McLean sir ? Yeaaahuh ? The gem battle is progressing within acceptable limits . We expect the front to be stable for at least eight weeks . At your order we can begin preproduction on Total Drama Gem War . Woohoo ! Most excellent . Chef ! Another martini to celebrate ! Mmhhmm .