Stiff dicks , I ' d say <| sep |> I expected Sarah Palin . <| sep |> Alyn chuckled and shook his head . Oh Princess trust me , I know I ' d have no hope in any of the seven hells . I to be honest was going to speak up for my claim at the council solely to vex Beron . He grinned at that before continuing . The man is not someone who I much like to be honest . It all goes back to his wedding . Forgive me I don ' t remember if you were in attendance . It ' s been a few years and I was quite drunk at the occasion . I made an offhand comment after saving him from a boring conversation . Harmless really . About always having to save him . A reference from my part in the battle of the Last Ridge and the Harrying of the Dragonspawn . I meant it as a harmless joke and he took offence . It escalated and we would have came to blows had King Axel not ordered us apart and to stand down . Our relationship has not warmed since . He shook his head at the recollection of the ridiculous incident . I did not figure anyone else to press a claim and my vexing of him as the future King , as I have thought until this conversation , would mean little n the broad scope of things . He would not consider me for the small council or any honors anyway . He looked at her solemnly . You have to support your blood I understand that . I totally do . That is something the Royal Baratheons have forgotten . There have been no small council positions or royal marriages given to my house since the War of the Three Stags . Lord Tyrell is a closer cousin to me than Beron Baratheon . We share the house name and little else it seems . He looked over the Dornish Princess as he took a sip of wine . Her sharp and angular features , full lips and pale green eyes were extremely attractive to him . I shouldn ' t think such things . He set his wine down . With Lord Tyrell and other lords as a guiding hand I think Orys could prosper as King . If they thought me worthy of a small council position I ' d be honored .