Those percentages are bullshit , they ' re just made up . <| sep |> I actually changed that The Love Hate Relationship . <| sep |> I was a male escort and let me tell you . Sheen had every std known to man . That man was walking talking STD . We all heard rumors where he got it from . An old friend of mine told me from the grape vine he went to Mexico and pick it up from a cheap male hooker . Some say he picked it up from his third wife . I heard stories about Mueller on how she sold houses as a real estate investors . But we all knew Charlie was going to go crazy . And he did . He went right off the deep end . <| sep |> turkey , sausage stuff , sauted with butter , then put on bread with mayonnaise on both sides and smooth cranberry sauce on top of the turkeystuffing combination