Eyeliner on point <| sep |> My roommate had a blockage in his bladder and started peeing all over the carpet . <| sep |> Haha in 9 th grade this kid who I was trying to look cool too said we could go smoke some weed at his house after school because his parents were gone . So we get there , and clearly he had been trying to score weed the entire time and couldn ' t . So we get to his house , and he tells me his brother was growing in the backyard and he ' s gonna get some . Goes and get these leaves like huge banana palm leaves and we roll that , in copy paper notebook paper , and smoke it and pretend to get high AF . This was off of some large tree , not a cannabis plant at all . I actually said I didn ' t feel anything , but then to seem cool , said I was super high . We then both looked at porn on the internet and pretended to be super baked for an hour . The next time I said I ' m gonna buy some , my other buddy sold me oregano . The thing is both were nice guys and didn ' t try to rip me off , they just wanted to look and sound cool because they had pot and could host parties because there parents didn ' t mind if they were just smoking and drinking as most were very liberal . I ' ve always wanted to go back to them , and be like hey man , let ' s smoke some bud for real now that were people