It ' s not 50 % but close to , <| sep |> This super dork teacher who was rocking the whole pedo chic look gross little mustache , shirt done up all the way , greasy face , generally lecherous manner and creepy body language knocked up the history teacher , who apparently told one of the girls he had a huge dick . He used to make the girls kneel on the floor in front of him to check the length of their skirts . There was tonnes of other shit going around about him that eventually led to him leaving the school . IDK if most of it was true , but he didn ' t help himself , I ' ll be honest . He encouraged the rumours about himself . I guess he quite liked the idea of a bunch of school girls thinking he had a big ol flopper . But my school was more known for violence and general shittiness . There was a doghammer fight in my first week .