How ' s a grouse gonna kill a deer ? <| sep |> How have Imbula and Indi been for Stoke ? <| sep |> This confuses me cause I strolled through the entirety of target last night and only got a pack of 7 briefs for $ 11 instead of $ 1617 <| sep |> Yes convictions do take courage . What the fuck does keying cars and and attacking people who disagree with you have to do with conviction or courage ? Go back to your safe place and blog about how sad you are that Trump won the election . <| sep |> Those are great stories . Unfortunately , it does sound like you may have missed some prime opportunities . One of my favorite memories happened along these lines last year . I was at an Oktoberfest event with a large group of friends and me and a girl I sort of knew had to piss so bad we crossed the street to return to my friends apartment instead of waiting in the long lines for the bathroom . Once back at the apartment we both went into the bathroom together and she sat down and peed in the toilet . I was embarrassed that we both walked into the bathroom together and that she was peeing right in front of me without making an effort to cover herself so for a couple seconds I just awkwardly stood there in front of her . To my surprise she told me to just go ahead and start peeing into the toilet between her legs . So , that ' s what I did . I pulled my dick out and started peeing through the gap in her legs . It was amazing ! The first spurt came out so fast it hit her upper thigh and then our two streams combined in the small space between her legs . Hitting her thigh with piss made her stop pretending to look away and she stared eye level at my pissing cock hanging a foot in front of her face . I started off with a half hardon and the intensity of the situation turned it into a full on raging boner in her face . She finished peeing first , but had to stay seated there in front of me until I finished . When I was done I backed away and she grabbed my dick and said that was funny as she gave it a quick few strokes . Alas , after all that she just stood up pulled up her pants and we walked back to the festival . That could have gone much further , but she didn ' t seem like she wanted it to given her sudden ok , lets go attitude .