I only skimmed that , but . it seems like the author doesn ' t actually want to play DD at all ? No DM ? No character customisation ? ! Sounds like he ' d be much happier with a linear video game . Strange . EDIT Okay , reading more carefully , I see the obvious satire here . That ' s what I get for skimreading ! <| sep |> Hi , start with your current squad and then sub on Neymar for Morata . Move Cr 7 to the ST position and play with Neymar at LF . If you do this Neymar will have 7 chem and the rest of the team will have their regular chem . I ' ve done something similar and Cr 7 really feels great at ST even though he is LF . <| sep |> I understand what you are saying here , but this guy would ' ve spent 15 years with this bitch if he had known that she would kill her kids otherwise . Of course there was no way to know for sure , it ' s just hindsight , but I ' m not divorcing my wife if I know she ' s gonna kill my kids just because I deserve better than a crazy bitch like that . Once I have kids , fuck my priorities until they are self sufficient .