Well , except for that one thing . What was it ? Oh yeah . German humor . Bait and switch bois <| sep |> Man , they really got the drop on everybody . <| sep |> A deranged shooter , mass hysteria and public violence <| sep |> The media remote . I use it all the time . <| sep |> You can choose not to believe me if you want , but I was the one that was there . I ' m telling the truth and I have nothing to gain from making up this story and putting it online . <| sep |> If you ' re not enjoying your relationship , being stuck in it for the rest of your life isn ' t going to make it any better . In fact , it will be like a life prison sentence . You can leave now , but not so much if you two get married or have kids . I ' m not saying leaving is the better option . I ' m just saying , take a cold hard look , do a cost benefit analysis , and look into your heart to see if you ' re happy . Only you are responsible for your own happiness , nobody else is .