And you need it now . <| sep |> This isn ' t going to be about balance <| sep |> Focus all your energy into getting that mid Jan sep . Your airmen won ' t be fucked over on their eprs if you help them with getting that info together . The rest is just formatting and if your leadership or their new supervisor can ' t handle that , there ' s nothing you can do . Either way , you should have been off the hook by the time your feet touched the AOR . This is a YUUGE failure on your leadership , but I guarantee you that any reprisal against you for looking out for yourself since your leadership has proven themselves selfishly worthless can be met with that art 138 . and that ' s a language they will understand <| sep |> ok , this is a story of how my grandfathers funeral went . So my grandfather passed away from bowel cancer , it was very tragic , and the funeral was upsetting for everyone . anyway I didn ' t want to look like a pussy and cry my eyes out so I decided to take a G of MDMA with me to the funeral . I emptied the MDMA into cold and flue pill capsules so my parents wouldn ' t know I was taking drugs and popped them on the way to the service . Anyway as I saw the body being lowered down , the MANDY kicked in and I felt a lot more cheerful . My mood improved . , unfortunately as the service was being carried out , and friends and family were crying , I was trying my hardest to not let my rectum relax , I knew that if I did for just one second , I would have a whole lot of explaining to do . Just as I thought I had it under control , I had to sneeze . , and that ' s when I fucked up . And yes , I shat all down myself , while sneezing . and farted soooo god damn loud everyone looked at me , and then silence . stares of shock and horror on my parents faces as I reached my hand behind my back , and withdrew it stained in brown . I ran as fast as I could but I couldn ' t see properly as the mandy had blinded me , and I ran headfirst into a tree . laying on the floor crying with shame and uncontrollably shitting myself , I released my bladder urinating all over my stomach . then the last bomb kicked in and i started rolling around on the floor because the Mandy was to strong and I dosed to high , covering myself in shit . My parents were staring at me in shock , embarrassment and disbelief , that there own son had done this to himself . an ambulance was called for me and I blacked out . awaking a few hours later in a 7 e with all my clothes off . the doctors and nurses looked furious with me and discharged me with no much as a word .