Pretty easy . Just Venmo the min spend money to someone you trust , have them transfer it to their account and then write you a check for that same amount . Remember to factor in the transaction fee so you don ' t overpay and pay a few more cents on the transaction fee i . e . , if the min spend is $ 1 k and Venmo charges 3 %, you really only need to Venmo $ 971 as the $ 29 transaction fee will help you meet the rest of the $ 1 k . <| sep |> you should be embarassed to be a man and have such weak punches <| sep |> I personally don ' t give a shit about mocking fat people , I just think its the height of hypocrisy when feminists whine and shit every time a fat woman is made fun of but are more than eager to make fun of men for superficial features .