You worried about some ghost of a 23 year old ? There ' s some critical problems with your marriage , but stressing out about some crush from 1999 doesn ' t need to be one . <| sep |> I don ' t care what anyone says , this is the easiest , no chance of fucking up , way to do it . Right and left throw 2 bombs only . Right and left get into positions meaning , standing on the plate , towards the edge , facing forward where Aksis might teleport , holding down square . Middle throws 3 bombs , and makes sure everyone is position prior to throwing the 3 rd . Middle empowered stands between front and back , in between the two boxes , facing forward . The moment Aksis teleports , call out where he is . If it ' s right or left , those guys have already seen it and are running to dunk him . You have time . Even filthy warlocks have time . If you ' re in the middle and he didn ' t teleport upfront , you turn around and immediately either go for Aksis , or the plate . Don ' t wait to make sure the supercharge happens , just trust that it will . You slam . Every round use your super , because you ' re getting it back in a second anyway . Rounds 1 and 2 , use the canons . Round 3 , everyone who has one should be on Aksis with Dark Drinker . Weapons bubble should be here . Tethers should be hitting Aksis . Each teleport , if you ' re empowered , call out where you are . If two people say right , the second one to say it moves to wherever one is needed . You have time . 2 rounds tops . He ' s dead . This is so dead simple , I have no idea how anyone could possibly fuck this up . Edit Oh and it should go without saying that prior to throwing bombs , always stay out of Aksis sight . If you can ' t see him and he can ' t see you no siva . The amount of people that run around and get siva jizz all over the damned place is stupefying .