Honestly , a funeral is one of those occasions where I ' m not asking for time off , I ' m straight up telling my employer I won ' t be in . Shifts can be covered but funerals can ' t be reheld . <| sep |> Nah , I wasn ' t directing anything at you . I ' m also in the process of eating my body weight in turkey and sides , so now is the perfect time to disagree with me , I ' ll be too stuffed to respond P <| sep |> Before anyone bitches about 3 rd party votersI ' m happy with who I voted for , even if he didn ' t win . I couldn ' t vote for either of the 2 party candidates . <| sep |> Definitely not . They add up to something else . I ' d go see a doctor soonish . <| sep |> I had that happen to me ! Got called adventurous for not getting a jacket potato . The shame ! Haven ' t been back since .