It is actually rather sad when people have no sense of humour . I feel for them . <| sep |> I am depressed even when I ' m masturbating , because I remember that I wouldn ' t be able to live whatever scene I ' m fapping to irl because of my size . I can ' t help but imagine how complicated and dissapointing the sex would be . Then I get flaccid and go do some spreadsheets . Edit the worst is that even though I ' m below average in attractiveness , I have had women flirting with me that I rejected because I knew the sex would be dissapointing . <| sep |> Check the Snap right now . I hope I delivered . <| sep |> why fuck up all those guitars ? Fuck up more balloons and give those guitars away . Are they trying to make the world less musical so people would enjoy their sound ?