In case anyone was wondering that ' s Mariano DiVaio . He ' s got some great styles <| sep |> So from what I ' m gathering , we should allow people to say what they want at Academic Plaza , but if those same people rent a room to hold a seminar then that ' s not cool . <| sep |> Previously , I was outsmarting the governments of the world in a creepypasta story . Alright , time to kick ass and chew bubble gun in an 80 s action movie . Drop In I love my method of arrival . It is incredibly silly , and I get to have a gunfight right off the bat . Not too worried about getting killed at the beginning , as I have a healing factor and several suits of power armor . One Liner Makes me even more wittyTMDon ' t Look At Explosions Its free , so why not . I ' m sure I can find a way to exploit this . Ambidextrous More guns being fired more fun . I don ' t have to worry about having less accuracy , since I have perks for that from other jumps . 100 Theme Music Can ' t be complete without it . 200 Laptop I am the sufficiently technologically adept friend . This computer will make it easier to hack into things such as alien motherships . 200 If It Bleeds Pretty much the reason why anyone would take this jump . Considering what jumpers have to face in some of the more high powered settings , this perk is probably the single best one . Its especially great since there is not much opportunity cost , as most of the other perks can be picked up somewhere else . 800 Knowing is Half the Battle Its cheesy , but its also pretty fun . 100 Easy Way Out I don ' t really need to interrogate anyone with my l 337 h 4 x 0 r skills and spy drones . 200 After this , I become a biological abomination in Prototype .