I ' ve had a completely opposite experience with Mom throughout the years , here ' s how it goesMiddle School Oh ! You ' re too young to have a girlfriend , you should wait until High SchoolHigh School Oh ! You ' re gonna be moving away for college soon anyway so you shouldn ' t have one until thenCurrently as a College Freshmen Oh ! You shouldn ' t have a girlfriend Freshmen year , it would distract your focus on studying , And I haven ' t had a girlfriend yet , but am working on it <| sep |> He can also edit your comment , link childporn and report you to the fbi . <| sep |> Oh yeah I totally forgot about those lol , I actually had one but then it broke P <| sep |> It was hard work to get this low , but it had to be done for science . Think Ubi should probably know about this .