Jesus fuck that might have been the most predictable joke I ' ve ever heard in my life <| sep |> They ' d hate her even more if that was an Army hat <| sep |> Who are you and when did we get together , you weirdo ? !<| sep |> We are trained to shake the gate and yell UPS several times until someone comes to receive the package . I want to see the training video on this one . <| sep |> Most likely Bucket SuuLeast likely Everyone else <| sep |> you still have to pay for it . <| sep |> What , exactly , do you think they ' re lying about ? Oh please disingenuousness is so tacky . <| sep |> Basically , we just need to convince Ivanka that climate change is real and going to affect her and her children and get her to mention it the next time she ' s sat on his knee