I ' m sorry for you . Religion sucks . In any possible way or form , no matter who ' s practicing it . Who embarasses their son like that ? Stop right there . your dad only embarrassed himself . <| sep |> Haha me too thanks <| sep |> The Chinese Wikipedia page of A New Hope has a translation of the opening crawl the fourth section in the Table of Contents . The translation seems pretty good , though , so I don ' t know if it will work well for your purposes . If it ' s too smooth of a translation , I ' m down to mangle it a bit . <| sep |> I like the lttle things like the ? shaped statuesbranchesgrass etc . etc . nearly everywhere in the game if you look for them . <| sep |> so you were the one jamming the MD servers so that I couldnt get through for the first few minutes !