Oh boy , I have a good one for this . Friend of a friend . She first introduced herself by coming up to me and hugging me going , Heeeeeey . Very flirty , would sit on my lap , have me spank her , etc . We pretty much never did any conversing that wasn ' t flirtoriented . She had a boyfriend at the time , but they were open relationship . We knew each other on and off for years . Honestly wasn ' t that into her for most of it . More recently , she seems to single me out in groups , is overly apologetic and selfconscious with things she says to me , seems to get nervous a bit , is still touchy , wants to know when we ' re hanging out next . So , seemed pretty blatant to me . We hang out and have some dinner and walk and shoot the shit one night . A week or so later , I suggest she visits me one weekend my house will be empty not so subtle hint , and she seems into it . She has to cancel , and I take the opportunity to message , So , can we make the implicit explicit here ? You ' re aware I was inviting you over to my place when no one was here for . more than friendly reasons yes ? She unfriends me . Later sends a message about , I don ' t know how you got the idea I was interested in you , and I couldn ' t get over how creepy you got about it ! Maybe if you had said let ' s have dinner my response would have been different . ? ? We had dinner , and we ' ve known each other for years besides . And if the 100 times I smacked her ass didn ' t make things obvious , how was dinner going to ? I send her a message back , no reply . A couple months later we ' re both supposed to be at a mutual friend gathering , so I send her a Truce ? message , and she facebook blocks me . Jesus . So , that was my last straw , I use text to send her a message where I just went for blood and let her know how shit I really think she is . In a way I ' m not proud of it , it was pretty brutal , but I held back on it until I just had no excuse not to . Might as well get the joy of lighting the match out of it . recently she unblocked me and sent me a friend request . W . T . F .