And Coldplay fucking SUCKS <| sep |> I see no XD at the end was a bit of an automatic reaction , and you wouldnt wanna know how many christian people have been offended by that , and apart from their reactions being hilarious that I am doomed and such , they can get rather annoying <| sep |> The Count of Monte Cristo , by Alexandre DumasI ' ve been reading this for a while now on my Kindle phone app , using the free version from the Amazon store . It is much much drier than the movie makes it out to be , which is part of the reason it has taken me so long . I ' ve been reading other things in the meantime when I get bored of it , too , so the time I ' ve had it in my currently reading category is ridiculous . I am now ~ 88 % done and since I can see the light finally , I may pick up the pace soon . When I ' m done I ' ll watch the movie again and enjoy it much more than I ever enjoyed this seemingly unabridged , overly wordy book .