So Offspring is Team Valor then ? <| sep |> I get the thought progression . Doesn ' t mean it ain ' t dumb . I ' d also like to see these gun toters go toe to toe with a drone and see how free they areE Also gives off that healthy glow of paranoia <| sep |> Why do I have a feeling in a few days there will be a post from you saying Fooled all of you dumbasses , you thought I was really sorry and wished me a Happy Thanksgiving ! haha . Either way , Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family . <| sep |> This is the best tldr I could make , reduced by 69 %. I ' m a bot In defiance of common English hot dogs , chicken wings , frozen pizza , and burritos are now all officially considered quotSandwichesquot by Colorado law . Why ? State law requires some kinds of bars to serve quotLight snacksquot and quotSandwichesquot in order to serve alcohol . quotSANDWICHESquot AS USED IN ARTICLES 47 AND 48 OF TITLE 12 , C . R . S . ARE DEFINED AS SINGLE SERVING ITEMS SUCH AS HAMBURGERS , HOT DOGS , FROZEN PIZZAS , BURRITOS , CHICKEN WINGS , ETC . We aren # 039 t liquor license attorneys , but this definition seems to leave enough wiggle room to consider all kinds of new things to be sandwiches . Extended Summary Version 1 . 65 , ~ 24500 tldrs so far . % 23 autotldr PM ' s and comments are monitored , constructive feedback is welcome . Top keywords sandwiches # 1 law # 2 state # 3 bar # 4 Colorado # 5