Absolutely agree . Neither he nor his nephew belong anywhere near a prison as a result of that trial . <| sep |> I ' m not looking for Gible anymore , but I ' m interested in the Feebas and Jangmoo . Which Lines do you want ? <| sep |> goddamn that is really well made <| sep |> Oh , I didn ' t think of that . <| sep |> I used to work at Bed Bath and Beyond and despised every second of it . During my shift I would just wander around the store hi as hell my mind orbiting Pluto and avoiding customers at absolutely all costs . Well one day I ' m just doing the usual and messing with an egg timer in a remote corner of the store when a man taps me from behind on the shoulder . I wasn ' t on planet earth so I whip around kinda startled and wide eyed wondering if I just peed my pants a little bit . Before I can even get back in the atmosphere he ' s already yapping like a chihuahua , so I catch him mid complaint about how he can ' t find an employee to exchange his blender . I realize I can ' t slip this dude and I ' m hella paranoid so I just take the blender to exchange it . Shouldn ' t be hard . I start looking for another blender in the back and realize that this mofo has the last one . That means I ' m gunna have to do some talking and order this fool a new one and that ' s no good . That ' s when I get the bright idea to try and pull a fast one on him . I figured that I could just walk back in a minute and give him the same blender and he ' d never even know . So I come out the back , walk up to this guy and say here you go sir , sorry about the wait and give him back the same blender . He looks at me , smiles and just says thanks ' preciate it bud and walks out the store . I giggled a little bit , commended myself for being such a crafty kid and started dicking around with a cool looking vacuum . Then I definitely peed myself when I looked up and saw the same mofo reenter the store , swivel his head like an owl and start pacing toward me . My scatter brain has no fucking clue what to do . Now he ' s standing right at my toes and just says sarcastically I may just be going senile with age , but I ' m pretty sure this is the same fucking blender . My rectum made an audible sucking sound as it shrunk and all I could do was stick to my story . I was like ssorry sir I went to the back and grabbed a new one off the shelf I can do it again if you ' d like and he just flips the box over to reveal some remnants of wrapping paper and some tape . He goes so someone must have returned the same blender with the same wrapping paper in the same spot as the one I gave you , huh ? Then I knew the game was up and he just says get your manager son . Without hesitation I do a 180 turn to find a manager . I can ' t believe I was such a dumbass and am envisioning the mortal embarrassment I ' m about to endure from trying to trick this guy and getting caught . Then I thought about how much I hate this job , my coworkers , the customers and thought what would happen if I just left ? So I turned a corner out of his line of sight , and dipped the fuck out . TLDR Used to work at Bed Bath Beyond , and tried to trick a customer by giving him back the same blender he tried to return . He comes back and calls me out , so I just dip out of the store in embarrassment . Edit To all the people insulting me . I hope you have a great Thanksgiving !