Restricting immigration from countries is much different than a Muslim ban . He ' s gone back on repealing obakapee . Now he only wants to deport illegal immigrants with a criminal record . Do you honestly thing he ' s going to build a wall ? That ' s the most asinine way to stop illegal immigration . <| sep |> Just the laptop , and nothing else ? Crap . Hold the laptop over my crotch and apologies profusely for being naked and trying to figure how I got into this whole mess . Also since I wouldn ' t have my glasses I ' d be pretty unconvinced that it was Trump until after a lot of convincing . Then , since an hour is eternity in embarrassment time , I ' d try to make small talk , maybe give him a compliment about something he ' s done . I , uh , really liked your . I mean , when you did , uh . and then try to think of something , anything that Trump has done that I can compliment on , and rack my brains . Hotels ? Never staid in his . Could never afford his steaks , wouldn ' t have gone to his school , don ' t enjoy reality television , don ' t like most of his political policies , can ' t remember the ones I do like , at least not in that frozen in headlights moment . So the failed compliment would just hang there like a noose . After a while I ' d consider pulling up youtube videos on the laptop to help pass the time but I can ' t see them and besides I ' m using it to cover my junk . Somehow , the hour ends , and me and Trump leave the room both looking haunted and terrified .