My boss gives everyone the opportunity to prove their worth by coming in during the holiday season , Halloween to New Years . Simply to prove who actually gives a single fuck about the business . All my coworkers are pissed with what I get away with . When it comes down to getting shit done I am 110 % reliable . Given two days to complete assignment , done in two hours . Freaking love being the laziest competent employee at such an easy job . <| sep |> Honestly . When women wanted to start wearing pants , know what they did ? They wore pants . They did it until it was a regular thing . If men want to wear dresses , maybe they should take a page out of our book . <| sep |> You may not be aware of this but we have kidneys , urethra , and the possibility if kidney stones just like you guys . Plus , we get the added benefit of occasional , very painful urinary tract infections anytime the weather down in Whoville gets a little out of whack . Our general kidneyurethra situation sucks every bit as bad as yours does . Sorry .