You like to see homos naked ? <| sep |> He ' s not lying guys . Has an actual endgame couple with not even a sliver of harem . <| sep |> My friend has dedicated his entire life to fucking with me . He takes the opposite stance on everything I say or do . I told him that dudes who wear pink shirts are douches . Guess what he did the next week ? Went out and bought a pink shirt . I told him that we should watch the football game together since I knew he liked football . Guess what he said ? Football is lame . He used to watch a lot of games , but hasn ' t followed an NFL season in almost 78 years . He said he only watches the EPL now . I started becoming a lot more interested in the EPL over the past year and told him I had a game recorded that we could watch since we had been out all day . Guess what he said ? I ' m kinda over the EPL . He ' s really dedicated to fucking with me . There ' s a ton of other examples as well . You won ' t see anybody else with that level of commitment .