Democrats need to stand up for themselves for once . The cliche is that the GOP is heartless and the Democrats are spineless . In a standup fight , heartless wins over spineless every time . The GOP is throwing punches at the Democrats , and all the Democrats can think to do is pull out some papers citing why violence is detrimental to society . They ' re just sitting there stuttering , violence is bad ! as they get hit in the face over , and over , and over , and over , and over , and over , and over , and over , and over , and over , and over again . And do you know why the GOP keeps doing it ? Because it fucking works and the Democrats never learn . And they ' ll keep doing it because it works and the Democrats never fucking learn . And then the Democrats are going to sit there across the table from the GOP and mind you , their nose is still bleeding because the GOP just finished going at them like a pissedoff spider monkey and the Democrats are going to sit there and say , Well I ' m glad that ' s behind us , let ' s stand united . And then the GOP is going to cave the Democratic party ' s face in AGAIN the next time they want something or just want to make a point . Because they can , and because it works , and because the Democrats never fucking learn . And the Democrats again are going to sit there missing several teeth and spitting blood and say , I ' m sorry that happened , let ' s move past that . And then the Democrats are going to smile and back away , and retreat to a room with all their Democrat friends and they ' ll all whine about how badly they ' re being treated . They ' ll cry , But we tell the truth ! when they don ' t realize that the GOP doesn ' t care about the fucking truth , it just wants to win . And winning means beating the absolute shit out of the Democrats at any available chance . And they do . Because they ' re playing a completely different game than the Democrats . They ' re playing Swing a Goddamn Baseball Bat at Your Face by Hasbro ! while the Democrats play Trivial Pursuit . Because the Democrats are ~~ nice ~~ spineless .