Get an Eevee and name it Rainer , and it will evolve into Vaporeon . <| sep |> just keep emailing with dumb questions and wasting their time . have him scan a drivers licence and then a photo of him holding the license . ask him if the ceiling are a solid colour or a gradient if yes , ask for a detailed description . inquire about what power tools are permitting and if there ' s voltage restriction . ask if nocturnal pets are ok , then ask for a list just to be sure tell him the money is ready to go , but you need written assurance you ' re incredibly weird random animal is allowed . constantly tease him by saying you ' re one simple answer away from sending $$$. i know from experience apartment hunting is hard work , but have a little fun with this asshole .