Absolutely true . However , Clintons crazy is that of the old lady that wants to be liked by everyone while having 20 cats at home . Trump on the other hand is unibomber crazy . <| sep |> The black one is the only one available for preorder . <| sep |> If your brother thinks you ' re being pretentious by buying him a gift that can save his life , tell him to shut the fuck up , take the gift , and you just don ' t want him to die . Perks of being siblings is that you can say shit like that to him . <| sep |> this is really cool but creepy as fuck . <| sep |> luxury ball FTW . <| sep |> Court opinions , legislative history , authoritative and reasoned secondary sources . All of those carry persuasive weight in modes of constitutional argument . I would like an authoritative citation for that claim . I would also like the degree of weight quantified . A Google search does not . Definitions do , however . And a link for Google search for definitions is just a convenience for you , not a substitute for an argument . It doesn ' t require any sophisticated thought to figure that one out .